Conan was crying and cursing at the same time. His aggrieved look was like that of a young daughter-in-law who was deceived from her virginity and then abandoned after having sex.
Shu Yunwen, Loli Ai listened to Conan's "Bala, bala, bala", then covered her nose and stepped back step by step, with a look of disgust on her face——
When the unknown liquid was first sprayed on Conan, the smell was not very obvious, but as time went by, Conan became like a high-end biochemical weapon, with a pungent smell all over his body, which was really unbearable.
ah……
Conan scolded angrily for a while, then saw Shu Yunwen and Luo Liai who had already hid three or four meters away, with black lines hanging on their foreheads, and asked with squinting red and swollen eyes:
"You all come here! Did you hear what I just said?! Especially you! Shu Yunwen! I have always regarded you as a good person, a partner, and a good friend, but you actually treated me like this today!!"
What about the most basic trust between people?! Hundan~!~
When Shu Yunwen saw Conan's energetic and arrogant appearance, he felt a little unhappy and couldn't help but joked:
"Ah? Who said I am a good person? Do you know that Haiyuan and I actually want to eat you today... Look at you, we have put the seasoning on you..."
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Conan smelled the pungent smell on his body, the corners of his mouth twitched, and roared: "Fuck your uncle's seasoning! If you have the ability, eat me now!"
Beside Shu Yunwen, Loli Ai glanced at Shu Yunwen speechlessly and complained: "Hey, Mr. Spiritualist, do you have such strong taste? Also, please don't take me with you, I don't have it."
Your kind of hobby..."
Who has this hobby? We are just trying to scare Conan Xiaopen from being friendly, okay?
Shu Yunwen curled his lips, Conan glared at Loli Ai angrily, and then asked: "...Hey, can you explain to me now what is going on? Also, Haiyuan's true identity
…”
"Uh...well..." Shu Yunwen glanced at Conan and replied, "...it's okay. But, Conan, shouldn't you rinse it off first?"
"..." Conan lowered his head and looked at himself, groaned angrily, walked towards the bathroom, and said at the same time, "Then after I finish rinsing and come out, you must explain this matter to me clearly! Also!
Yes, prepare a change of clothes for me!"
That's right, in addition to his face, Conan's clothes were also stained with a lot of mysterious liquid. The color and smell... tsk tsk~
Shu Yunwen nodded "Yeah," and watched Conan go to the bathroom. The hand covering his nose finally moved away: "I'll choke you! The smell is really strong. I need to turn on the ventilation fan to change the air..."
Loli Ai sat back on the sofa and turned to glance at Shu Yunwen: "...Please hurry up, it really smells too bad..."
"Hmm, if I had known, it would be better to use concentrated sulfuric acid..." Shu Yunwen said casually. Conan, who had just walked to the bathroom door, staggered when he heard Shu Yunwen's words and almost fell down——
Damn it! If I smell bad, why should I blame it on me? You two have such bad looks!
Conan turned to glare at Shu Yunwen, opened the door and walked into the bathroom.
In the living room, Shu Yunwen turned on the ventilation fan and let Cheng Shi. Mingmei cleared away the pile of toilet paper with a strange smell on the coffee table, then turned to look at Loli and lamented: "By the way, Haiyuan, can you please
Bring a set of clothes that you don’t want to wear and let Conan wear them?"
Shu Yunwen's childhood clothes had long been packed and thrown away, so the only clothes that fit Conan at home were those from Loli Ai.
"Um...Okay." Loli'ai was stunned for a moment, nodded, and then returned to her bedroom. Not long after, she came out with a pile of clothes.
These clothes are actually Cos-type clothes that Mingmei bought for Haibara, such as cheongsams with exposed thighs, magical girls, leopard print skirts, etc. Of course, these clothes are all without exception.
It is the kind that makes Loli Ai feel so ashamed that she will never wear it again after wearing it once at home...
Luo Liai put these clothes on the sofa. Shu Yunwen looked at them one by one with interest and selected:
"...Oh! These clothes are quite beautiful! This is a Chinese palace dress...pleated skirt...huh? You don't even want your gothic lolita skirt? That suit suits you very well."
…”
Shu Yunwen muttered, wanting to choose a suitable suit of clothes to send to Conan, but after turning over all the clothes, Shu Yunwen couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth twice, and turned to Haiyuan and asked:
"...Haiyuan, why are all the clothes you took out skirts?"
By the way, Conan is a blue boy! Since you want to give Conan a change of clothes, wouldn’t it be okay to bring him a pair of shorts, a shirt and something like that? Why are all the skirts here?
"...Isn't it possible?" The arrogant and sinister girl gave Shu Yunwen the contempt of a queen.
"Uh..." Shu Yunwen was speechless for a while, then rolled his eyes, suddenly feeling a little expectant——
By the way, we have never seen Conan wearing women's clothing...
Shu Yunwen narrowed his eyes, then picked up a pile of skirts and sent them to Conan outside the bathroom. He said with a smile: "Conan, I'll bring you a change of clothes!"
"Hmph!" Conan, who was taking a shower in the bathroom, also expressed contempt for Shu Yunwen.
Shu Yunwen curled his lips and exited the bathroom. Mingmei immediately floated to Shu Yunwen: "... Mr. Yunwen, it's getting late now, isn't it time to have dinner?"
"That's right!" Shu Yunwen nodded, then looked at the half-prepared ingredients that Chengshi and Mingmei had in the kitchen before, and said, "...Oh, you don't need to prepare dinner, it's a bit troublesome, just order takeout.
"
In the bathroom, Conan stood under the shower, rinsing his body and cursing Shu Yunwen, while also washing his dirty clothes.
About twenty minutes later, Conan applied shower gel for the eighth time. After making sure that the strange smell on his body was not too strong, he wrapped himself in a bath towel and walked to the outside of the bathroom. At a glance, he saw a pile of clothes placed in front of the changing table.
, couldn't help but raise his brows: "That guy Shu Yunwen actually brought me so many changes of clothes? Humph! He must feel that he was wronged, so he wanted to make up for such a small thing... Well, after all, this guy is still a human being
A kind and good person..."
Conan thought proudly, wiped his body, put on his loose underwear, walked to the changing table, picked up a piece of clothing and took a look -
What the hell?! Why is it a skirt?
Conan threw the piece of clothing aside, then picked up the second piece, and the corner of his mouth twitched——
Damn it! It’s still a skirt!
The third piece, skirt... The fourth piece, skirt... The fifth piece, skirt...
Conan quickly went through the change of clothes that Shu Yunwen brought in, and almost cried again——
Damn! The clothes this guy gave us were all skirts?!
We treat you as a good friend, but why the hell are you handing me women's clothes...Can you still have fun playing happily? Hundan~!~
