Chapter 711: Haiyuan is an absolutely sinister loli!
In the living room.
Loli Ai sat on the sofa, watched the video tape from beginning to end, then ejected the video tape from the VCR, hesitated for a while, blinked, put the video tape away again, and smiled slightly:
"Although Shu Yunwen, that exorcist, is a bit perverted, what he said makes sense. This videotape should really be kept..."
These are indeed her memories!
Especially complaining about her figure, this is simply unforgivable!
Loli'ai glared with a pair of dead fish eyes. After walking around the kitchen, she walked into the bathroom and stayed there for five minutes before walking out. Then she took the video tape and walked to the bedroom. Behind the petite figure, a demon could be vaguely seen.
The shadow emerges...
…
In a blink of an eye, it was time for the next morning.
At 7:30 in the morning, Shu Yunwen woke up with a yawn, walked to the living room in his pajamas, said hello to Loli Ai, and asked:
"Chengshi, what are you having for breakfast today?"
"Hamburger with milk, the burger is ready." Cheng Shi's voice came into Shu Yunwen's mind, "...Master Yunwen, I will give you hot milk right now. You go and wash up first."
"Well, okay..." Shu Yunwen yawned loudly, walked slowly into the bathroom, took the hot water, squeezed toothpaste on the toothbrush, and started brushing his teeth.
The toothbrush was inserted into his mouth. Shu Yunwen had just brushed it twice, and then suddenly his whole body froze. An unspeakable spicy and pungent smell filled Shu Yunwen's mouth, and also rushed into Shu Yunwen's nasal cavity and eyes,
In an instant, all my senses were opened, and then tears flowed down——
Damn it! This tastes like... mustard?! Why did my toothpaste turn into mustard? Who did this?!
With tears in his eyes, Shu Yunwen eliminated the suspicious candidates one by one. In the end, only a certain hateful, cruel, and vengeful loli remained. The corners of his mouth twitched and he roared:
"Haiyuan!! You are doing something stupid!!"
"Well..." At the dining table in the living room, the black-bellied Lolita who had already dressed up smiled slightly, looked up at Cheng Shi and Mingmei who looked confused in the kitchen, and said with a smile:
"...Sister, can you help me pack my hamburger? I want to take it to school to eat."
"Uh... ok." Mingmei vaguely guessed what was going on, and quickly packed the burgers for Loli Ai, while Cheng Shi floated into the bathroom to see what was going on.
Half a minute later, Loli Ai walked out of the house carrying her hamburger and lunch box. Shu Yunwen also walked out with Cheng Shi, holding a towel in his hand and crying in his eyes:
"Where is Haiyuan?! Where did she go?"
"Uh...she has already gone to school first." Mingmei floated to Shu Yunwen a little embarrassed, with an apologetic look on her face, "...Sir Yunwen, what's wrong with you?"
"What's wrong?! I just brushed my teeth and squeezed the mustard out of the toothpaste tube..." Shu Yunwen continued to burst into tears, "...this guy Haiyuan...see how I deal with her later!!"
"Well..." Mingmei looked at Shu Yunwen, the corner of her mouth twitched twice, then turned to look at the door——
Shiho, she is so cruel! Is it because her breasts were touched?
Before going to bed yesterday, Shiho complained to her about this matter...
Mingmei hesitated for a while, and then gestured to Shu Yunwen: "...I'm sorry, Lord Yunwen, I actually did this..."
"Uh..." Shu Yunwen looked at Mingmei with tearful eyes, and complained with a black line on his forehead:
"...Mingmei, if your sister wasn't so sinister, I almost would have believed you!"
Please, you have to follow the Basic Law when taking the blame!
You forcefully take the blame, do you think my IQ is only in single digits?
These two sisters are such bullies...
…
Didan High School, lunch break.
On the outdoor playground, a group of restless young men were exuding youthful hormones. Shu Yunwen, Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiaolan, and Yuanzi were sitting in the shade of the trees next to the playground, eating lunch and chatting.
Tsukamoto Sumi was holding the lunch box and listened to Xiaolan talking about what happened this weekend in detail. She didn't even have time to eat: "...This weekend, you actually encountered so many things, and they were so dangerous? If I had known, I would have
I won’t go to Hokkaido anymore…”
Xiaolan smiled slightly: "It's okay! Although it was very dangerous, nothing happened to anyone, which is a blessing among misfortunes! Moreover, it can't be said that nothing good happened, right? For example, Yuanzi, she and her dear Ah Zhen should
Are you sure about the relationship?"
"Ah!~" Yuanzi's face suddenly turned into a red apple, and then she complained carelessly, "... So what if the relationship is confirmed? Ah Zhen is going to study abroad soon. Hey, cross-border love, I feel tired just thinking about it...
…”
Yuanzi paused and then suddenly asked: "By the way, Xiaolan. Zhen and I met your childhood sweetheart Shinichi yesterday. He seemed to have rushed to the square from Shuijingshuijing... So, you
You must have met your Shinichi too, right? Have you had a good chat with him?"
"Uh... this..." Xiaolan immediately remembered the kiss under the water, turned to glance at Shu Yunwen, and shook her head, "... we chatted for a while. However, the more I thought about it later, the more I felt that Shinichi was a little bit...
It’s weird, it’s like… it’s like…”
When Xiaolan said this, she hesitated and did not continue.
"Well..." Shu Yunwen turned to look at Xiaolan - well, Xiaolan's sixth sense is really strong!
Yuanzi curled his lips: "What's weird? He's still so stinky! Moreover, that guy actually sneaked away again..."
While Sonoko and Xiaolan were chatting, Tsukamoto Sumi turned to look at Shu Yunwen, glanced at the food in the lunch box, said "ah" and asked strangely: "Yunwen-kun, why didn't you eat much of your lunch box?
Is what I did not to your liking?"
"Uh...no, this lunch is very delicious." Shu Yunwen immediately put some food into his mouth, "...it's just that I don't have much appetite..."
By the way, the ultimate mustard toothpaste used by the evil Loli Ai was so lethal that his head still feels breathy. He is so crazy about eating that he has no appetite at all...
"Have you lost your appetite? Are you feeling unwell?" Yuanzi came over curiously, "Speaking of which, Mr. Yunwen, you have been crying since you came to school today. What's going on?"
"..." Shu Yunwen sniffed and sighed——
Alas! This is a sad story...
At the same time, inside the classroom of Class B, Grade 2 of Didan Elementary School.
After Genta, Mitsuhiko, and Ayumi finished eating their bento, they gathered next to Conan and Loli Ai, with strange expressions on their faces: "Conan, what happened to you today? You've been standing all morning, even while eating your bento...
"
Conan stared with a pair of tired dead eyes, turned his head and glanced at Genta and the others, with an unhappy look on his face——
Damn it! You think we like standing! Last night, my butt was whipped so many times by my mother’s whip that it became swollen and shiny, and it hurt so much to sit down!
Conan did not answer the question. Genta and Mitsuhiko looked at each other, laughed, and then sneaked up behind Conan, holding Conan's shoulders with four hands:
"Conan, please sit down!"
Conan's legs softened and he sat down on the chair with a "snap". A few seconds later, a shrill and desperate scream spread throughout the classroom...