Chapter 835: Classmate Yunwen, you are so skilled at masturbating~
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, and was about to think of other ways to punish Conan. Suddenly, a staff member from a nearby skating rink came over, bowed and said:
"...Hello guests, I am a staff member of this skating rink. Regarding the cracking of the ice in our skating rink..."
As the staff spoke, Shu Yunwen and others were slightly startled——
Okay, so someone from the skating rink discovered that our Shumeijiang "violently destroyed the venue", so they came to claim compensation?
Shu Yunwen thought in his mind and apologized to the staff member: "...You said about the ice cracking. I'm really sorry..."
"No, we should apologize." The staff interrupted Shu Yunwen and scratched his head in embarrassment, "...This is because the venue of our skating rink is not perfect enough. The ice suddenly cracked while everyone was playing.
It affects everyone’s mood…”
"...This is all our fault! I'm so sorry!"
As the staff spoke, they bowed to Shu Yunwen and the others again, leaving Shu Yunwen and the others a little confused——
By the way, this ice surface was obviously broken by Shumei-chan's kick. How could it be caused by a bad venue and the ice cracked on its own? The people in your skating rink actually took the blame for our Shumei-chan?
Shu Yunwen was stunned for a few seconds before Tsukamoto Sumi bowed apologetically and said softly: "...I'm sorry, you may have made a mistake. I accidentally stepped on the skating rink just now...
"
"Uh... did you step on it?" The staff glanced at the soft girl's smashed version of Shumei-chan, laughed loudly, and said, "How is this possible? Miss, you really know how to joke, our skating rink
The ice surface is very hard. Let alone a weak girl like you, even a bear can't break it if it hits it hard..."
After the staff member finished speaking, the corners of Shu Yunwen and others' mouths twitched, and Tsukamoto Sumi's face turned dark again, with a bad expression——
What are you talking about? What kind of bear can't be smashed? Are you insinuating me?!
Shu Meijiang glared at the staff, Shu Yunwen turned around and glanced at his girlfriend who was about to go crazy, and with a cold sweat on his forehead stopped the staff from continuing to commit suicide: "... what... we won't talk about the cracking of the ice anymore, compensation.
No need for anything else, thank you..."
"Huh? Don't you want it?" The staff member was stunned for a moment, "...our compensation is a lifetime free skating card here, which is very precious..."
Damn it! Is a lifetime free skating card still valuable?
This thing didn't cost the skating rink a dime. Previously, the "Human Observation" program team asked for two of them to defraud Xiaolan, Yuanzi, and the precious yarn!
Also, do they want this card to be useful?
Who is so bored that he comes here to skate every day?
Shu Yunwen muttered a few words in his heart, and was about to push it away when Tsukamoto Sumi suddenly smiled: "...Free lifetime card? That's great, thank you very much..."
After Tsukamoto finished his beautiful words, Shu Yunwen looked at his girlfriend with a confused look on his face——
By the way, Sumei-chan seemed very angry just now! Why did she agree to accept the lifetime free card of this skating rink in a blink of an eye? How strange...
While Shu Yunwen was thinking about it, the staff member had already said with a smile: "... After all, it's our skating rink's problem that makes you not have enough fun... Well, this is our lifetime free card, anonymous, please two
Keep the bits carefully, if they are lost, we will not replace them here..."
After the staff member finished speaking, he turned around and left after saying a few more polite words. Tsukamoto Sumi looked at the card seriously, then put the free card into her pocket and looked at Shu Yunwen with a smile:
"...Yunwenjun, I suddenly feel like skating recently. Let's go skating together tomorrow... Anyway, we have a free card..."
"Are you coming to skate tomorrow too?" Shu Yunwen was stunned for a moment, then looked at Tsukamoto Sumimi's sweet smile, and suddenly had a terrifying guess, and the corner of his mouth twitched -
By the way, Shumei-chan's purpose in asking for the free card was because she wanted to...
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly, Xiaolan, Yuanzi and the others seemed to have thought of something, and asked with a dry smile: "...Sister Shumei, are you okay?"
"I'm fine! I just want to come here to skate..." Tsukamoto Sumi smiled slightly, then stamped her foot hard, and cracks appeared under her feet, "...haha... the ice here is so crispy.
, it will break into pieces as soon as you step on it..."
After Shumei's words fell, Shu Yunwen, Xiaolan, and Yuanzi all had black lines on their foreheads——
Damn it! Why do you want to come here to skate? You just want to come here to cause trouble, right?
The ice surface is so brittle that it breaks into pieces when you step on it... Are you planning to turn this skating rink into ice slag?
Shu Yunwen and others complained in their hearts. Conan looked at the back of the staff who were walking away with a look of hehe, full of sympathy——
Alas! Why do you think this staff came here to give you a free lifetime card? You also said that the ice can’t even be broken by a bear... Are you in trouble now?
It seems that the owner of this skating rink should consider changing careers...
…
After the staff left, Xiaolan and Sonoko pulled Tsukamoto Sumi to persuade her, and finally Sumi gave up her plan to "skate" every day, saving the life of the owner of this skating rink.
The three women chatted for a while, and Yuanzi suddenly raised his hand and looked at his watch: "...Well, it's six forty-five now. I'm going to the toilet and will be back soon~"
"Well, Yuanzi, please hurry up!" Xiaolan nodded and smiled slightly, "...it's almost seven o'clock..."
Tsukamoto Sumi also said: "...There is a bathroom in the hall over there. It's faster to go there. Don't change your shoes and go to the bathroom outside. It will take a long time..."
"I know!~" Yuanzi nodded with a smile, waved and left.
As soon as Yuanzi walked away, Tsukamoto Shumei and Xiaolan said "Bala" and ran to buy hot drinks together. Shu Yunwen looked at Shumei, Xiaolan and the others as they ran away, and immediately let out a "hiss" and cut the left arm.
He rolled up his sleeves, looked at the fingerprints on his arms, and twitched the corners of his mouth twice——
Alas! Our Shumei-chan is good at everything, but she is too energetic. Just now she grabbed my arm when she was excited, but we have to take care of Shumei's mood and can't scream...
Shu Yunwen looked depressed and felt that his left hand still hurt a little. He couldn't help but wrap his right hand around his left arm and rub it up and down.
Shu Yunwen was rubbing his arms when Conan came over and looked at the handprints on Shu Yunwen's arms and said "tsk tsk" twice:
"...I didn't expect that, classmate Yunwen, you are so skilled at masturbating..."