Chapter 877: Big sister, please respect yourself! I am not just a child!
Ignoring Conan's opinion, Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji happily decided to let Conan serve as a waiter to carry things. Then Hattori Heiji turned to look at Sumei, Xiaoran and the others, holding their chins and saying:
"...Speaking of which, if we take Ye and the others to the buffet, they will most likely not let Conan carry the food for us..."
Conan was stunned when he heard this, and his brows suddenly lit up——
That’s right! If we all go to eat together, how could it be his turn to carry the food!~
Therefore, it is impossible for these two guys to succeed in their conspiracy!
"Uh...yeah!" Shu Yunwen nodded, looked down at the happy Conan, and said with a smile, "...then we might as well act separately from the girls! Let the girls play by themselves, and the three of us will do it.
How about a men’s party?”
"Huh??" Hattori Heiji lowered his head and glanced at Conan, "This seems like a good idea! Let's just decide!"
"Uh..." Conan had a black line on his forehead——
Go to your sister's men's party! You two just want me to be your waiter, right?
Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji made their decision and immediately waved to Sumei, Xiaolan, and Ye, and told them to separate.
Although Shumei, Heye and the others were a little strange, they still agreed.
After making an appointment to meet back to the Suzuki Museum of Art after dinner, Shu Yunwen, Hattori Heiji and their "waiters" walked towards a nearby cafeteria. Hattori Heiji said "blah blah blah" again, "The lottery at Namba Hotai Shrine is very special."
"Accurate" and the like.
Conan listened to Hattori's words and curiously took out his signature and took a look. He saw "Xiaoji" written on it. There was also a "Travel" column in the approval document, which read "Don't go, the secret will be discovered."
Conan was slightly stunned when he looked at this column of approval, then turned to look at Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji next to him, and the corner of his mouth twitched twice——
Does this article mean that his identity will be exposed?
Now think about it, with Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji causing trouble, the chance of him being exposed doesn't seem to be very high!
Hmm...this sign is really accurate!
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Five o'clock in the afternoon.
Osaka Castle, inside a cafeteria.
Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji sat in their seats and ate and drank, while Conan sat aside miserably, taking a bite of food from time to time, waiting for the instructions of the two "masters", ready to provide services at any time.
Suddenly, Shu Yunwen piled up the plates after finishing his food, then looked at Conan with a smile and said: "...Conan, could you please go get me some fried shrimps!~"
Damn it! Not good!
Conan glared at Shu Yunwen, then said "yes", stood up, and walked to the self-service food area with a look of sorrow and indignation.
Shu Yunwen looked at Conan's back, smiled and sighed: "Oh... I should have brought Haiyuan's maid uniform..."
Conan listened to Shu Yunwen's words, staggered and almost fell, then turned his head and glared at Shu Yunwen——
Damn! Go to your sister’s maid outfit, can you stop trying to bully me? Hundan~!~
Conan fantasized about the scene of a needle pricking a villain in his mind. He walked to the food area and found the location of the fried shrimp. He looked around with his eyes, then took out a plate and placed it on the counter. He put the fried shrimp in the plate and thought in his heart.
The face is still indignant——
You shameless Shu Yunwen, we didn’t find any persimmons here, so you’re in good luck! Otherwise, we’ll artificially synthesize arsenic trioxide in a minute and poison you, you cheater!
Conan was muttering in his heart, when suddenly he heard an "ouch" coming from the side, and then a fragrant arm hit his chest, knocking him down to the ground, and he fell hard!
~
Conan was stunned for a moment, then turned to look to the side and saw a woman lying next to him, shouting "Ouch, ouch".
Seeing this, Conan quickly reached out to help the woman next to him, and said in a cute voice: "Sister, are you okay?"
Hearing this, the woman slowly straightened up her upper body, turned to look at Conan and said: "...I'm fine...I'm really sorry, Little Didi, I accidentally fell down just now, which hurt you and caused you to fall too.
But...little Didi, are you okay?"
As the woman spoke, she deliberately leaned forward, exposing her breasts that were so plump that they were about to explode. She grabbed Conan with both hands, as if she planned to check Conan's body.
Conan was slightly stunned when he heard the woman's words. He first looked at the beautiful face of the woman in front of him, then moved his eyes downwards and saw the sexy big "balls" exposed. Suddenly, he felt that this scene had an inexplicable sense of familiarity -
—
Wait! Sexy, big-breasted beauties strike up a conversation?
Damn it! Isn’t this just a replica of putting on sunscreen and skating together?! Shu Yunwen, you’re a scammer…are you trying to trick me again?!
Also, this woman's breasts are actually so big... You must want this woman to hug me and then take a video of me digging my head into her chest, right?!
Damn Shu Yunwen! What grudges and grievances do we have, yet you are trying to trick me to death over and over again!
Conan "understood" everything in an instant, and then quickly broke away from the hands of the woman in front of him. Without even looking at the woman's breasts, he said righteously: "Sister, please respect yourself! I am not an easy child!"
After Conan finished speaking, he picked up the fried shrimps he had picked up, leaving the confused woman with a messy face in the wind and walked towards the positions of Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji——
Now he is sure that there are cameras installed by TV stations everywhere in this restaurant, filming his every move at all times!
Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough today and saw through Shu Yunwen's sinister intentions at a glance. Otherwise, it would be terrible if another shameful video was taken and sent to Xiaolan!
Well, I successfully avoided the trap set by Shu Yunwen and made Shu Yunwen's evil plan come to a halt. Now think about it...
I'm so witty!~
The witty Conan-kun walked back to Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji, put the plate of fried shrimp on the table, looked at Shu Yunwen proudly and said: "...Shu Yunwen, your plan has been discovered by me.
!”
Shu Yunwen said "Ah" and turned to look at Conan strangely: "...Huh? What's your plan?"
Conan smiled disdainfully: "...Are you still pretending to be stupid? You know it in your heart!"
"Uh..." Shu Yunwen looked at Conan who looked like he had been injected with chicken blood in front of him, with a puzzled look on his face——
By the way, what do we know? This kid went to bring a plate of fried shrimps and came back, why did he look different?
Hmm... I'm afraid you're not mentally retarded, right?
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At the same time, outside the cafeteria.
Fujiko Mine looked down at the bow in her hand, then down at her chest, and looked up at the sky with a melancholy expression:
"...What does 'big sister, please respect yourself' mean? Has my charm declined?"