Chapter 956 Shumei-chan, you will kill this baby!~
In the blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed, and it’s Friday again.
Didan High School, lunch break at noon.
On a lawn somewhere behind the teaching building, Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Sumi were sitting together eating lunch boxes. Xiaolan and Sonoko were also sitting next to them, chatting while eating lunch boxes.
Yuanzi always has a cheerful attitude at any time. At this time, he was tapping his lunch box with chopsticks and said happily: "Hahaha! It's so good! Friday is here again, and after the afternoon class is over,
It will be a good two days of fun..."
"Well..." Xiaolan stuffed rice into her mouth and turned to look at Yuanzi helplessly, "...Yuanzi, you are really serious. Summer vacation has just ended, and you want to play every day?"
"Hehe! Summer vacation is summer vacation, weekends are weekends, how can they be confused?!~" Yuanzi said plausibly, then looked at Xiaolan and said, "...By the way, Xiaolan. Officer Shiratori's sister is next.
There is an engagement reception on Monday night, has your father received the invitation?"
"Officer Shiratori's sister?" Xiaolan was stunned when she heard this, then she reached out and tapped her chin and said, "Well, I seem to have received it..."
As soon as Xiaolan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen, who was eating, also turned around and said:
"...You are talking about Shiratori Sara, right? Speaking of which, I also received an invitation letter from them before. It was sent a month ago, right?"
Speaking of Shiratori Sara, it seems that Shu Yunwen met at the Suzuki family’s cocktail party...
"Yes, yes! Master Yunwen, have you also received the invitation letter?" Yuanzi's eyes lit up, "Then let's go together then! My family has other things to do next Monday and can't go, so my family only has
I'll go alone, but if we all go, I won't have to worry about being lonely and bored..."
Shu Yunwen thought for a moment and nodded: "Well... I should be free next Monday night, so let's go together! By the way, Sumi-chan, are you free next Monday night? Come with me if you have time.
Come on!~"
"Well..." Tsukamoto Sumi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I should be free..."
Before Tsukamoto finished his beautiful words, Yuanzi immediately laughed and joked beside him: "Master Yunwen, you brought Sister Shumei to the engagement reception. Don't you want to learn how to hold an engagement reception? You two
Are you planning to..."
Yuanzi stopped mid-sentence, but Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Shumei understood what Yuanzi meant. Shumei even looked at Yuanzi with shame and anger:
"Yuanzi! You are talking nonsense again!"
As Sumei spoke, she squeezed the lunch box with her hand slightly, and the lunch box suddenly made a "bang" sound and deformed.
Shu Yunwen, Yuanzi, and Xiaolan all said "uh", then broke out in a cold sweat on their foreheads, and then Yuanzi wittily changed the subject and said:
"...Hahaha! Xiaolan, you just said, did Shinichi call you again yesterday?"
"Well, yes!" Xiaolan nodded, and then said with a smile, "... In the past half month, he basically called me once every two days, which is much more than before... Well, I used to
I thought that after I beat him up, he would be scared away by me..."
Shu Yunwen listened to Xiaolan's words and smiled——
By the way, Sister Xiaolan, what you hit was not a washing machine at all, but a Kaito. How could you possibly scare the washing machine away?
Moreover, in Shu Yunwen's opinion, the washing machine has called more times during this period. It should be because he is worried that Xiaolan will feel guilty and worried after beating "Xinyi", so he calls Xiaolan frequently to try to get Xiaolan to
Take it easy...
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly in his mind. Shumei, who was originally angry, started to gossip and asked curiously:
"What? Xiaolan, she hit Kudo Shinichi? Why is that?"
"Well..." Xiaolan laughed dryly, and then explained, "... in short, it was because some misunderstandings made me very angry, so when I saw Shinichi, I was so angry that I hit him directly, causing him to be injured.
…”
After Xiaolan finished speaking, Sonoko immediately said to the side: "Oh, Xiaolan, don't feel guilty. Isn't Shinichi okay? Also, look at you, after you beat Shinichi, Shinichi seems to be more distant now."
I don’t call you anymore, and I even have more phone calls than before! What’s the saying? Well… ‘Hitting is a kiss, scolding is a love’!”
Yuanzi started talking nonsense, Xiaolan said "ah" and blinked: "...is there any relationship between them?"
Yuanzi nodded repeatedly, with an attitude of "I am an old expert": "Of course it does matter! So, don't be too nice to a man, and hit him when it's time to hit him, so that he can't live without you!"
After Yuanzi finished speaking, Tsukamoto Shumei and Xiaolan were all confused. Then Tsukamoto Shumei turned to look at Shu Yunwen, thoughtfully.
Shu Yunwen, who was eating his lunch box, suddenly felt something frightened in his heart. He turned around and looked at the way Shumei Jiang was staring at him, and there was a black line on his forehead——
I'm going to choke you! What do you want to do, Sumi-chan?! You don't believe Sonoko's funny words, do you?
The so-called "hitting means kissing, scolding means loving" refers to the flirting between lovers. As Yuanzi said, the more they fight, the more they can't live without each other. That's called Stockholm Syndrome. It's a disease! Yes!
Cured!
Also, Shumei-chan, if you really hit me, with your strength, I will be killed in a minute, okay?
No! We have to get rid of this idea of Sumi-chan! Otherwise, we will have to go to the orthopedic surgeon every now and then!
The corner of Shu Yunwen's mouth twitched twice, then he turned his head and glanced at Yuanzi, then he covered his head and pretended to be sick shamelessly: "Ah... my head suddenly felt dizzy..."
"Huh?" Tsukamoto Sumi put down her lunch box with a worried look on her face and asked with concern, "Yunwen-kun, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
"Well...it's nothing. It may be the sequelae of being in a vegetative state. It doesn't matter..." Shu Yunwen shook his head and sat up straight, "...it's just that I faint occasionally. It's just a minor problem..."
"Is this a minor problem? Dr. Tanaka has said it before. If you feel dizzy frequently, you must pay attention to it, otherwise you will have major problems with your body!" Tsukamoto Sumi stood anxiously.
Standing up, Yuanzi grabbed one of Shu Yunwen's arms and turned to look at the confused Xiaolan next to her. Yuanzi said:
"Xiaolan, Yuanzi, I have to accompany Yunwenjun to the hospital for a check-up now, and I won't have classes in the afternoon. Please ask for leave for both of us!"
"Uh...ok."
Xiaolan and Yuanzi nodded, and Shu Yunwen was speechless: "Hey, hey, hey! Shumei-chan, I'm actually fine, I don't need to go to the hospital..."
Go ahead! Go to the hospital for a checkup?
For a former vegetative person like him who woke up from a coma for a year, it would be very troublesome to check, okay?
Blood draws, urine tests, CT scans, etc. are all indispensable. The treatment is almost the same as that of Loli Ai’s little white mouse named Conan!
"How can you not go? You must go!" Tsukamoto Sumei dragged Shu Yunwen towards the school gate. Shu Yunwen looked at Tsukamoto Sumimei's serious expression and looked up at the sky -
By the way, we just don’t want Sumei-chan to listen to Sonoko’s bullshit and label us as having Stockholm Syndrome, so we pretend to be a sickly boy. How did it end up like this?
Well, being dragged to the hospital by my girlfriend to be a guinea pig for examination... This must be the legendary self-inflicted crime, right?
Sure enough, if you don’t seek death, you won’t die. This famous aphorism from Mr. Lu Xun is so damn right...