These words were really not arrogant, and the King of Tubo was not a mediocre person, so he could see that Yun Fan was not lying.
So he waved his hand and signaled all the guards to exit.
Soon there were only two people left in the room.
Yunfan smiled: "That's right."
After talking, I was thirsty, so I spent 1 yuan to buy a bottle of beer from the trial mall.
Then he sat on the chair and took a sip.
The King of Tubo was confused at this time. He didn't even understand how this guy was able to perform magic tricks and something strange suddenly appeared in his hand.
And I haven't seen this thing before.
Yun Fan blew on the bottle, smiled and said, "It's great!"
"By the way, do you want a bottle too?"
After saying that, he bought a bottle of Snow Beer from the Trial Mall again and handed it over.
"Come and taste it, let's talk while drinking"
After the Tubo King took the beer, he looked at it carefully.
Yun Fan smiled and said: "Don't look at it. It wasn't poisoned. If I wanted to kill you, you would have died long ago."
After hearing this, the King of Tubo thought about it and made sense. Then he smiled awkwardly and took a sip at the mouth of the bottle.
He quickly frowned: "What does this smell like? It's so weird!"
Seeing him like this, Yun Fan smiled happily: "That's not how you drink this beer. Come and do like me, blow on the bottle and take a big sip."
After speaking, he also made a demonstration, picked up the beer and took two sips.
"Phew, cool!"
After struggling for a while, the King of Tubo also tried what he did.
After a few mouthfuls of Gulu, his eyes quickly lit up.
“Enjoyable!”
"What kind of wine is this? It makes me feel so happy when I drink it!"
Yunfan grinned and said: "That's necessary. To drink beer, you have to drink it open."
"Here, I'll buy some more peanuts and spicy strips for dinner and dinner."
"You're welcome, get ready"
This is how it is now in the palace of Tubo.
There are two men, each holding a bottle of beer in his hand, and then there are spicy strips and peanuts on the table. The scene is extremely funny.
It was said that the two of them were negotiating, but no matter how they looked at it, it was just two buddies talking nonsense.
When they were satisfied with the drink, they even raised the bottles and clinked them with each other.
More than half an hour later.
"Well, let's not just drink and talk about serious business," Yun Fan said, putting down the bottle of wine.
After drinking this wine, the two of them had drank six or seven bottles before they knew it.
The King of Tubo was also flushed, and seemed to be a little more energetic after drinking.
He waved his hands vaguely.
"Oh, our brothers are not talking about business today, we are just drinking. Come on, one of us is leaving!"
Seeing this guy open another bottle of beer and then blow on the bottle, cold sweat ran down Yunfan's forehead.
Damn it, I accidentally drank it with the King of Tubo.
Depend on!
"No, I am an envoy from the Tang Dynasty. I am here to negotiate."
"What are we talking about? If we brothers don't talk about business today, we will just drink!"
After saying this, the Tubo King smiled evilly.
"Brother, you don't know. This period of time has been very busy for me. I finally met a close friend. I am so happy! I am extremely happy!"
"Stop talking, keep drinking, and I will find some beauties for you to serve you well later!"
Hearing this, Yunfan unconsciously picked up the wine bottle and touched it with the other party.
"Hey, that's so embarrassing."
"It doesn't matter, you are my brother. No one in the Tubo Kingdom dares to have any opinion on what you want to do. Oh, by the way, what's your surname?"
"My surname is Yun. King, you are older than me. If you don't mind, you can call me Brother Yun."
"Nonsense! Do you think I'm drunk and want to take advantage of me? I'm obviously better than you, okay, then let's call you Brother Yun." The Tubo King showed a drunken smile.
Yunfan feels that this topic is becoming more and more distorted as time goes by.
Then he continued: "No, I really want to talk to you about something serious. Brother, I still have to complete the task."
"Task?"
"Brother Yun, what is your mission? As long as you say a word to me, the Tubo army of hundreds of thousands, I will let them be deployed as you wish!"
After saying that, the Tubo King opened a bottle of beer himself, and by now the two of them had filled a box.
These words made Yunfan happy.
"real?"
"You have nothing to say!" It was obvious that the King of Tibet was really drunk.
Anyone who loves drinking knows that although beer does not have as high an alcohol content as liquor, the great thing about beer is that it is easy to drink and can get people high without even realizing it.
No, he is the King of Tubo.
Seeing that Yun Fan had finished talking, he grinned.
"Okay, now I want your troops to withdraw from the border of Datang"
After saying this, the Tubo King looked stunned, and then put down the wine bottle in his hand.
"Brother, are you serious?"
"Well, as long as you order the withdrawal, my mission will be completed."
The King of Tubo frowned and seemed very troubled.
"Hey, brother, brother, you really created a problem for me."
"I just ordered the attack on the Tang Dynasty a few days ago. Now you ask me to suddenly retreat. I'm afraid this is inappropriate!"
Yunfan could tell that the wine was still not strong enough.
Then he took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Try?"
"What is this?" the King of Tubo asked with a very fresh expression.
"Hey, haven't you heard that tobacco and alcohol are not separated from each other? Come and try it, I guarantee you will float up and become a god."
"Haha, it's good to be a god. I want to be a god, so let me try it."
Soon Yunfan taught the Tubo King how to smoke, and they both started smoking cigarettes at the same time.
"Phew, feel good!"
"That's necessary"
"Brother, where did we just talk?"
"withdraw troops!"
The Tubo King took a puff of cigarette, then exhaled lightly and said.
"Hey, brother, you are really embarrassing me. Apart from this request, I can agree to anything else."
"There's no other request, that's it. As long as you order the withdrawal of troops, how about I give you another surprise?"
"Surprise?" The Tubo King's eyes lit up.
Seems very curious about this surprise.
Yunfan grinned and said, "Yes, does this cigarette taste good with beer?"
"Cool!"
"Yeah, as long as you agree to withdraw the troops, I will teach you something even more exciting."
This time the Tubo King was completely curious.
It was the first time he felt this feeling, and he felt extremely comfortable.
To put it bluntly, even a god would not do it!
"Then brother, tell me first what you want to teach me."
Yunfan chuckled: "I'll teach you how to dance!"
"Disco?"
"That's right, your current state is most suitable for disco dancing. It will definitely make you happy!"
"Okay, I want to try disco dancing. Brother, please teach me!"
Yunfan shook his head.
"You order the withdrawal of troops first, otherwise there will be no discussion."
After saying that, he stood up and pretended to leave.
"Besides, I still have official business to attend to. If you insist on not retreating, then I have no choice. Then we will have to fight each other with swords."
"As for disco dancing, don't expect to be able to try it in your life."
The impact of these words now is huge.
Although the King of Tubo was a little reluctant, he still gritted his teeth and said.
"Brother, wait a minute!"
"Huh? Promise?"
"That's right, I still have to give you my brother's face. I will issue an order to withdraw our troops right now!"
Hearing this, Yunfan raised the corners of his mouth and chuckled.
“That’s pretty much it”
"Okay, the large-scale disco show is about to start!" (To be continued)