The banana that was supposed to fly towards Zhao Song hit Lezi on the head.
Under Bai Li's angry gaze, Lezi shrank his head and covered his mouth.
"The goddess's farts are all delicious!" Zhao Song pretended not to notice the two sides and said generously, "They don't even go to the queen size."
Lezi was full of envy: "In this case, the leek stuffed dumplings will be awesome to eat."
"Hey~"
Zhao Song quickly caught the flying apple with quick eyes and hands, and then made a throwing gesture, aiming at the hole in Baili's skirt between her legs. With a slight exertion, the apple flew back again.
Since this white-faced dog has no interest in him, why should he give in to her? The best thing to do is to seize the opportunity to take advantage.
"Pa~"
"Zhao Song~!"
With a scream, the apple rolled twice on the fair thigh, and was thrown back by the delicate hands.
"Crack!"
"Click."
With everyone stunned, Zhao Song chewed twice casually, swallowed a mouthful of apple, and then said with intoxication: "It smells so good~"
"Ah~" Bai Li raised the fruit plate.
Zhao Song suddenly stretched out his right hand solemnly, making an apology gesture, and then seriously placed the apple on the coffee table.
"..."
How could you be more shameless about this?
Lezi looked at Zhao Song with admiration, not noticing the sudden silence in the room.
Bai Li took back the fruit plate, Xiaoyu handed the wrapped banana to Xizi with a smile, and then sat back down.
Xizi took the banana and stared blankly at the apples on the coffee table with the two of them.
There's nothing wrong with the apple, and there's nothing wrong with taking a bite.
But if you take a bite out of an apple and place it seriously on the table, there is a problem, because it is not an apple.
That's 'Apple'!
"Okay, let's get down to business."
Zhao Song said seriously, opened the drawer, rummaged through it, took out a wad of cash, counted it casually and handed it to Lezi. The thickness was definitely more than 5,000 yuan.
"The wages of a living lion."
Again, the two women rolled their eyes.
"Thank you, brother."
Lezi took it happily and couldn't help but ask: "Where's my brother's?"
"Don't worry about your brother." Zhao Song waved his hand and frowned, "The current situation at your home is: your father is in bed, your mother is farming, and your wife is taking care of the house. Do you think it's appropriate?"
"If being a lion can earn 5,000 a month..." Lezi glanced at the expressionless brother hesitantly, and whispered in a low voice, "My family and I think it's suitable."
Very well said and very common!
Zhao Song made a thumbs up sign in his heart.
In the final analysis, in an era when the minimum wage in Beijing was less than 1,000 yuan, I paid too much.
"The problem now is: I can't pretend to be a lion with two black faces." Zhao Song pointed at Xizi and said, "Look at your brother, and then look in the mirror. They are as tan as black briquettes, brother.
, the lion at the entrance of the compound is either marble or white marble, and the black face is attached to the door, not squatting at the door. "
"Pfft~"
Xiao Yu suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, and even Bai Li forgot her embarrassment just now and couldn't help laughing.
"What's wrong?" Lezi asked anxiously, "My dad spends so much money on medical treatment every month. I can't just let my brother spend the money."
"Why not?"
Zhao Song said seriously: "Since your brother was in high school, you have been farming to support the family and provide for him. Now he is about to graduate and make money. Why can't it be his turn?"
"Then how come you hit it!"
Lezi's dark face suddenly turned red: "My brother still has to marry a wife, and houses in the capital are so expensive. It would have been wrong for me to marry a wife first..."
Zhao Song interrupted Lezi: "You married a daughter-in-law just to take care of the family. Why is it wrong? As for the house..."
As he spoke, he took out a house purchase agreement and handed it to Lezi: "Madian Bridge Sunshine View Home, two bedrooms, 90 square meters, within the third ring road, Dewai School District, counterpart primary school attached to the West Normal School, counterpart Sanfan Middle School
, it is an important source of students for Xicheng Experimental, No. 4 Middle School, No. 8 Middle School, and Normal University, and the best school district room in the capital belongs to your brother."
Lezi looked at the agreement excitedly: "Where did he get the money?"
"Your brother has been fighting for me for three years. Every month I only give him enough for his living expenses. I will save the rest until he graduates..." Zhao Song pointed to the agreement and said, "
The internal purchase price is 80% down payment, and your brother will pay back the remaining money slowly, so there is not much pressure."
Li Yong also had a copy of the same agreement. Although Zhao Song bid a higher salary, it did not break the bottom line and the two were happy to accept it.
That's just the way they are, if it has benefits and doesn't affect the relationship between friends, then just accept it.
No, it doesn't matter, there aren't that many things between friends.
In the last life, the two people who lived in the east side of Beijing (the school district was garbage) never asked Zhao Song for such a big thing as their children's schooling.
You are lucky enough to have such a friend in your life.
Zhao Song was so lucky that he had two of them in his entire life!
"Oh~" Lezi grinned widely, shivering and stuffing the agreement into Xizi's arms: "Brother, put it away."
After saying that, he turned his head and looked at Zhao Song happily: "My father should have a blood transfusion in the next two days. I will go back tomorrow."
"..."
The scene suddenly became quiet.
Xiaoyu picked up another banana and planned to peel one for this unfamiliar brother.
Bai Li sat upright and looked seriously at the guy she had despised in her heart before.
Xizi closed his red eyes. He was a college student. If he returned to his hometown, he would be unable to do anything but farm. Not only would he have failed himself, he would also have failed his family, who had fully supported his education. (Note)
"You have two choices."
With surprised eyes, Zhao Song stretched out two fingers, then put away one, pointed at the goddess who was not tall enough, and said: "I haven't formally introduced you yet, Bai Li, your brother and I are a good classmate, okay.
friend."
"Sister Bai Li."
Lezi shouted with a red face, his eyes darting around, but he didn't dare to look in the direction of the goddess.
"The first option: You don't have to go back. She will help you find a diving instructor. After three months, I will help you make quick money and let you buy a house in the capital and bring your family over. From now on, you will rely on this skill
Settling down and settling down in the capital."
"Zhao Song~" Xizi said anxiously. It was impossible for his parents to come. They were not one family, but two big families.
Zhao Song didn't even look at him, waved his hand and said: "Your brother is the head of the family, your brother decides."
Seeing his brother's anxious look, Lezi fell silent. After a long time, he patted the sofa he was sitting on and asked expectantly: "How long will it take for you to be able to buy such a comfortable sofa with this skill?"
"..."
Off topic again.
Pa~ Xizi slapped his forehead in confusion. Zhao Song who was with his friends was completely different from when he was at work. He had no formal appearance, and when he met his younger brother who was even more unreliable, Xizi couldn't bear to look at this scene.
Xiaoyu clutched her stomach and collapsed on Benben's body.
Bai Li, who is not too big, smiles without showing her teeth.
"Well..." Zhao Song said, "Stressless sofa is known as the most comfortable sofa brand in the world. With its workmanship, labor, materials, and brand premium, it ranks among the top 20 sofas in the country.
It's not expensive at all, but it is imported after all..."
"How much...how much?" Lezi's legs shook.
"It is a joint model, and the European price is about 1.2 million yuan."
"Duoduoduo~" Lezi's trembling legs made a rapid tapping sound on the floor, "How much can I earn?"
Zhao Song spread out the map of the capital that he had prepared: "I have a villa in Fucheng Garden on the North Fourth Ring Road in the Northeast, close to the golf course. I will live there when you learn how to swim, and every night when the course is closed, I will sneak into the lake to fish.
Qiu, I will help you find a relationship, and the recycling price will be 8 yuan each."
"..."
After listening to Zhao Song's words, Bai Li gathered up to join in the fun and covered her face with Garfield, but her occasional twitching still revealed her mood.
"Have you finished fishing?"
"After I finish fishing, I will search for all the membership cards of Beijing Golf for you, and then find someone to look after you. In one year, it will be enough for you to buy a three-bedroom apartment in your brother's community."
"What happens next?"
"Hmm~" Zhao Song thought about it carefully, "If you become a coach, your guaranteed monthly income will be 10,000 yuan in ten years."
"..." Lezi shook his head in frustration, "Brother, I'd better go back. I can't afford a sofa in my life."
"You can't think like that." Zhao Song explained with a headache, "Look in this villa, the sofa is not specially highlighted. Why?
Because the sofa serves the entire design, and what is precious is the design, not the sofa. There are sofas worth 1.2 million yuan in this house, and there are also wicker chairs made by the designer for free. If I say they are more expensive than the sofa, no one will doubt it, right?
"
Lezi shook his head in confusion: "I don't understand."
Zhao Song had a headache. He stood up, picked up Bai Li's bag and put it next to Le Zi: "The price of a Gucci bag is enough to build a small house in your house, but if Bai Li holds this thing, it is reasonable. If it were you,
That’s pretentious!”
"Why?" Lezi moved to the side, trying to stay away from the small house.
"Clothes~"
Zhao Song hated the irony and said: "If you wear Adi Wang and step on this bag and go out on the street, the real thing will become fake. Do you understand?"
"not understand."
Lezi continued to be confused.
"Sofas and bags are not a problem, because there are always things more expensive than them. 1.2 million or 10,000 is not the point. The point is talent and ability."
Zhao Song explained patiently: "This sofa set cost nothing because it is a joint model between the manufacturer and my designer and decoration company, and it is promoted in my name.
So what’s valuable is the designer’s ability, the decoration company’s channels, and my name.”
"..."
"You can see the end of your life if you go home to farm. What I show you is another road, a road full of variables. If you learn to swim, your future will have many possibilities.
For example, if you are willing to work hard, you can take the exam to become an international snorkeling trainer, open a gym, expand your business scope and recruit students, then your monthly income is no longer 10,000 yuan.
Do you understand?"
Lezi nodded thoughtfully and said with a naive smile: "This sofa is really comfortable."
"..."
"Are you saying that money is not everything?"
"..." Zhao Song laughed awkwardly: "Based on my growth environment and experience, money is everything, and most of my happiness is bought by money.
I could give you the money directly, but your brother won't agree.
So I introduced this quick-earning craft based on your situation. Take your time, first change your clothes to real Adidas, and replace your off-brand watch with Casio. As long as you are willing to work hard, I believe you will be able to afford this sofa sooner or later."
"Thank you, brother." Lezi said gratefully. Then he looked at the apples on the coffee table. He was about to tell his decision when he suddenly thought of something and asked curiously:
"Brother, do the underwear you are wearing cost 1,000 yuan?"
"..."
This is an excellent question!
Zhao Song looked at Xiao Yu in confusion: "Do men still wear underwear these days?"
Xiaoyu shook her head and asked blankly: "Yes, which serious man wears underwear?"
Zhao Song: "What serious man would spend money on underwear?"
Xiaoyu nodded affirmatively: "Is the money spent on underwear still called money?"
Zhao Song, Xiao Yu: "Despicable!"
…………
After the joke was over, all the eyes of the people in the room were focused on Dong Le.
Lezi scratched his head and moved his gaze to the apple again: "Brother, let's talk about apples."
After saying that, he avoided the surprised gazes of the two goddesses and smiled awkwardly: "I'm not stupid. You three have been looking at it just now, thinking of Brother Zhao's business, so I wonder if the second option is related to this 'Apple'
'It's related, and it's my job after I get home?"
"So smart!"
Zhao Song put his palms together and laughed: "But it's not this apple."
After saying that, he dropped the apple with the whole room watching.
If the "Apple" brand is notched on the right and the fruit handle is tilted to the right, then this apple is all facing to the left.
"It's called 'iphoade', a... toilet brand!!!" (This is what this brand does in reality)
"Pfft~"
"belch?"
"duang~"
Xiaoyu, Baili, and Xizi sat upright in embarrassment, looking at Zhao Song in bewilderment, who was so immoral that he was smoking.
"Lezi, your task is to take advantage of the advantages of Shantang City, the porcelain capital, to connect with local manufacturers and OEM split and one-piece toilets after returning home.
My elite team will go back in the past two days. By then, from company establishment to market development, from company management to viral marketing, these are all things you can learn."
Bai Li rubbed her stiff face and asked in surprise: "You still have a team."
"Yes, I called him into hiding two years ago and kept him under the name of an unrelated company."
After answering Bai Li's question, Zhao Song replied leisurely: "This will be the first amount of funds I spend, the first batch of 10 million. It will start from the third and fourth tier cities in Bei Ha Province, focusing on middle schools, and supply at cost price!
"
“Surrounding the cities from the countryside and not going to high-end stores, our target is not the current high-consumption group, but the main group in the future.
I want these students who will enter the society in 6 or 7 years to see the first thing they think of when they take a bite of the apple. It must be the toilet, iphoade toilet!"
…………
As soon as Zhao Song received the news, he erected a closed door in Apple's R&D hall. It separated ordinary personnel and privileged R&D personnel into two worlds, causing countless people to complain.
Apple, under the leadership of tyrant Joe Crazy, officially launched an attack on that epoch-making product. In this life, it was a full two years later than Tesla.
However, no matter whether Tesla is ahead or not, it is impossible for Zhao Song to compete fairly with it.
"Zhao Song, where did that team come from before?"
"Three # strains* oral liquid."
"..."
…………
It's all over.
Shells condense into rocks,
Like countless insignificant details
constituted as history.
At the level of the sea, desire is thrown on fire.