Zhao Song was furious with the sky and the earth in his heart.
"Brother, Tesla doesn't sound good at all." Xiaoyu suddenly said.
Zhao Song was stunned for a moment, unable to realize that Xiao Yu would take the initiative to speak.
Suddenly he burst into laughter.
"Xiaoyu, does that T look good?"
Nod.
"Tesla invented the induction motor more than 100 years ago, and the T is the cross-section of the motor. Do you think Tesla sounds good now?"
Xiaoyu thought for a long time before nodding.
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Wang Xin is the person who posted on Zhongguancun Online Forum. His second-hand Tesla has been having problems since he bought it. Today he went to Zhongguancun Online just to find a solution, but who knew...
Open the homepage of the website. On the official website of Zhongguancun Online, a large banner is highlighted - Tesla Recall Announcement.
Seeing these words, Wang Xin suddenly felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. He moved to the banner, tapped it with his finger, and a long text appeared in front of his eyes.
“Dear Tesla Phantom Red users:
Thank you for choosing Tesla among the vast sea of opportunities!
We are committed to providing users with the ultimate products and services. Five days ago, during the tracking test of Phantom Red products, our testing team found that a batch of hard disks (contract numbers starting with TPY) had bad sectors at a critical point, which may lead to
Some hosts are unstable, causing the user experience of this batch of products to fail to meet expectations.
We deeply apologize for this. Adhering to the attitude of putting the interests of users first, we decided to recall this batch of products (1,343 units), and in accordance with the company’s quality management system standards, all unsold Tesla Phantom Red
The products will undergo comprehensive testing and investigation, and sales will be resumed after confirming that there are no relevant problems.
For an unlimited period of time in the future, you can return or exchange goods over the phone as follows:
1. Return: Consumers who choose to return the product can apply for return processing at the original price and attach an exquisite gift.
2. Exchange: Consumers who choose to exchange can upgrade to a new 20G brand hard drive with a market price of 1,399 yuan for free.
3. Tesla 4S service hotline: 010-8760****, 010-8760****
As the first manufacturer in domestic business history to voluntarily recall products, Tesla has adopted a proactive attitude to protect the rights and interests of users.
This recall only involves individual batches of Tesla Phantom Red. Other Tesla models are produced in strict accordance with the company's quality standards and national standards, and do not have the above problems. Our move is aimed at improving the service level of the industry and ensuring that Tesla
Encourage users to enjoy the ultimate products and services.
Thank you to all consumers for supporting Tesla. We deeply apologize for the inconvenience this recall has caused you. Your love is the driving force for us to move forward, and we will continue to provide you with the best products and services.
Notice is hereby given.
Kyoto Tesla Technology Co., Ltd.
June 20, 2000."
In the future, all foreign-invested and joint-venture brands will not recall their products domestically and will discriminate against domestic consumers.
Now, Zhao Song's Tesla wants to pamper the people of the country, starting with Kyoto.
As one of the most attentive consumers in the world, Wang Xin breathed heavily, her chest rising and falling.
"I didn't want to do anything. I just went online to find a solution. I bought a toilet paper that could wipe my anus. I just threw it away without saying anything about causing trouble to anyone.
Tesla! What are you doing? Do you have to make me embarrassed?"
On the forum, after a long period of silence, someone finally broke the silence.
"I just returned from studying in an island country. Panasonic spent huge sums of money on TV advertisements for five consecutive years in order to recall several problematic products.
Just when we Chinese people can enjoy this kind of treatment, Tesla issued an announcement, please pay attention to the word 'unlimited time'."
"After arguing for so long, after reading the announcement, I feel really embarrassed."
"I envy the people of Kyoto..."
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In the office of the Pacific Mall Management Office, Manager Wu yelled: "QNM company's quality standards, QNM's national standards, you shabby second-hand computer, how shameless do you have to use such high-end words!"
After scolding, Manager Wu fell silent with a complicated expression. Several unworthy people in the group made Zhao Song pay at least 2 million for 600,000!
Is this still the same Zhao Song who was made happy by his kind words?
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Rebirth is the biggest golden finger, not because of how many things you remember, but because you experienced the information explosion of eighteen years!
The great man is reborn to create a new world, the little man is reborn...it's a waste to blind him.
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Without looking at the hustle and bustle in the forum, and seeing off Qi Dongqiang who was blown away by the spring breeze of reform, Zhao Song once again welcomed Fu Jianxing, the patent attorney for electric condoms.
"Zhao Song, this is a patent document for China, the island country, and the Eagle Country."
Zhao Song took the information bag, looked through it carefully, and then carefully put it in the safe.
Fu Jianxing watched Zhao Song finish all this with a dark face. How could you treat such a piece of shit with such caution?
"Brother Fu, this is the contract your two juniors signed for me. Please help me find out what's wrong." Zhao Song handed him the contract from Pacific Ocean.
Fu Jianxing read very slowly, until he finished turning the last page, and then slowly said: "There is nothing on the whole...wait..."
Fu Jianxing turned to the last page again, read it carefully again, and then closed the page with a blushing face.
Zhao Song spoke slowly: "There is no problem with the chapter, but there are also problems. There is no problem with the contract, but there are also problems. A small hard drive that was not marked on the contract cost me at least 2 million.
I don’t mean to blame anyone, this is an emerging industry and there are too many new rules waiting for us to explore.”
Zhao Song pursed his lips and rubbed his chest. He still felt distressed, but he really couldn't blame anyone. He could only blame himself. In order to gain some advantage, he found two free intern lawyers...
"Brother Fu, I plan to hire you as Tesla's legal counsel. In addition to patent application," Zhao Song said after hesitating for a moment, "you are also responsible for finding lawyers for the company."
Fu Jianxing was dumbfounded, "What do you mean by finding a lawyer? Am I not a lawyer?"
Zhao Song pointed to the Pacific Contract in front of him and replied: "Just like this, you must know which lawyer in the industry is proficient in this kind of contract. I need you to hire one for Tesla when the time comes."
Fu Jianxing understood, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "Okay! If I am qualified, I hope you can give me a chance."
Zhao Song felt relieved, nodded happily and said, "There is a chance now."
After saying that, Zhao Song turned on two second-hand cameras, one taking a panoramic view of the two people talking, and the other facing Fu Jianxing.
"I'm sorry, Brother Fu, just to be on the safe side, please bear with me."
Fu Jianxing was in this business, so he didn't care at all and just shrugged.
Zhao Song carefully took out a piece of information and handed it to him.
"A series of five chassis, including the vertical structure inside, cooling air ducts, power supply downward placement, appearance, and tool-free disassembly buckles. I want to apply for a global patent!"
Fu Jianxing pulled out a photo from the file and couldn't help but sigh: "I am also a computer enthusiast, and I have to say, it's so fucking beautiful!"
Zhao Song agrees, a classic of a generation, how can it not be beautiful!
"I can't draw or use CAD. I can only make a physical object. The workmanship is a bit rough. All you need to do is draw it with a photo and then apply for a patent."
Fu Jianxing picked up the photo and shook it slowly at the two cameras before saying, "Don't worry, leave the rest to me. Do they have names?"