"I'll go! What are you doing? Are you hugging each other and enjoying the blessings of everyone? Or is Guo Dong, a beast like you, really turned into a beast and used as a cow or a horse?"
Fortunately, the smartest person in the men's running team, the genius who is often called Zhuhe, heard the little cheetah choking Guo Dong when he walked to the door, and was immediately criticized mercilessly and even scolded by his senior sister.
The person who brought the pun was retorted, so he immediately trotted over with his partner, directly diverting everyone's attention with a gag, completely destroying the somewhat embarrassing atmosphere.
"Everyone, through the dream collection activity held in the factory a few days ago, we found that everyone's dream is to go to the capital to watch the national flag raising, so today we are going to hold a 'Labor is the Most Glorious, Employees are Active Contest', and the two winners will be
We will send you train tickets!"
The director announced the theme of this program, and several people assumed the most classic fighting posture of the 1980s: "Run! The East is Red!"
Labor is the most glorious employee active competition. The first competition is the production materials defense competition. Among the six sides of the cube boxes placed in the venue, the colors belonging to your own team are placed on the front. The three with the largest number are
The teams received three, two and one big red flowers respectively.
"That's not right, director! Why don't you care if they go too far? They turned them all into blue and green. Look, there's not a single red one!"
After listening to the rules of the first level of the game, everyone naturally began to flip through the colors of the cubes subconsciously, intending to take advantage of it and make more cubes with the same color on the front as their team representatives.
The most popular ones are the blue color of Da Hei Niu and the green color of Guo Dong. After all, no one is stronger than them in terms of physical strength.
Therefore, Deng Chao immediately protested.
"How could it be!? Deng Chao, are you really so old that your eyesight is dazzled? Isn't there still red?"
Hearing Deng Chao's name for his team, Xiao Song Jia was the first to quit. He immediately went back and wanted to prove it to Deng Chao. Guo Dong immediately discovered Deng Chao's true intention and reached out to pull him away.
The little Song Jia shook her head gently at her clothes.
Little Song Jia was puzzled, but when the big black cow next to her decided to prove it with facts like her, she walked up to one of the only three or five boxes with a red front and patted it, she immediately understood.
"Five deductions for blue team!"
The director just said that whoever touches the box before the official start will lose five from the total number, so Deng Chao deliberately protested loudly there and deliberately named the blue team and the green team in order to trick Da Hei.
Niu and Guo Dong fought, but they didn't expect that Guo Dong would see through his little plan at a glance.
He was a life-and-death friend with Zhao Gao, and he and Empress Lu were husband and wife. They also went from a time-traveling household with nothing to becoming the uncle of the dynasty and a general who protected the country. In the end, Qin Shihuang broke the principle and led the way to re-confer the title of marquis and found the country. Not to mention Guo Dong's
The scheming city is so shady and deep, but along the way, I have been scheming and being framed many times. This experience is definitely not comparable to that of modern people.
So in the end, Deng Chao only succeeded in tricking Da Hei Niu, and on Guo Dong's side, although Xiao Song Jia was also fooled, she was stopped by Guo Dong in time!
"Chen He, come and join forces!"
When the total number of people cheated by Deng Chao was about to be reduced by five, Guo Dong said something in Xiao Song Jia's ear, and then he saw Xiao Song Jia being so domineering that he directly killed his junior brother Chen
He called over and asked Chen He to make an alliance with her in a very commanding tone.
Does Chen He dare to refuse?
He dares!
But he doesn't know how, so he is Chen He, the artist considered by all variety show directors to have the most variety show sense in the country!
“Fellow fellow, it’s natural for us not to be in alliance!”
Here, Xiao Song Jia suddenly made an alliance with Chen He with a clear goal. It was obviously Guo Dong's attention, and Guo Dong himself would not be idle, and directly approached the fellow Ma Su.
He, Ma Su and Xiao Song Jia are all fellows from the Northeast, and they all grew up drinking water from the Songhua River... although Guo Dong grew up drinking water from a tributary of the Songhua River.
"Okay, okay, let's form an alliance!"
Before Ma Su could speak, her partner Wang Zulan had already agreed in a hurry.
Wang Zulan, who was the only bystander during the recording of last season's program, saw with his own eyes that Guo Dong rolled forward from Deng Chao's head and flew cleanly over. He also saw how Guo Dong rushed towards Deng Chao like a ghost.
Behind him, and at that speed, it did not hurt him, but accurately tore off the name tag.
So if Guo Dong can take the initiative to propose an alliance, that's what he wants.
"Very well, Brother He, you are responsible for stopping the boys who come to cause trouble. If anyone dares to cause trouble, you should let him know what it means to be as thick as a mountain."
Chen He let out his trademark bitch laugh: "Leave it to me!"
Tearing off brand names is the most annoying thing, and pushing boxes is even more annoying, but finding a meat mat to press it on the ground... He likes this!
Then Guo Dong turned to look at Ma Su: "Fellow, you are responsible for dealing with those girls who come to cause trouble."
Ma Su nodded: "Leave it to me, sister!"
There is a saying that goes well, before drinking, she is a girl from the Northeast, after drinking, the entire Northeast belongs to the girl!
Although Ma Su didn't drink in front of him, the Northeastern tomboy is definitely the leader among tomboys!
Such as Hu Yifei!
"Jiajia, you, Brother Tulan, and Hui Yu are responsible for arranging the boxes I brought over. You three will guess who will be the first!"
Guo Dong was completely sure that the top three would be rounded up by the three groups, but that would be too much. Moreover, this was just a game, not a war. There was no need to be competitive, just to be happy.
Just like Chen He, I don’t know if anyone remembers that during the final battle of the first season, because he was not sure whether there would be a second season, and whether it would still be the same people like them in the second season, Chen He failed for one season.
He, who has always been responsible for being funny and mean-spirited, finally took it a little seriously. The strength he showed at that time was definitely among the top three in the boy band.
But Chen He has never been famous for his strength. Instead, he is famous for being a weakling. But because he can play, he is definitely the happiest and easiest among the seven. However, he just uses these to play.
One of the three most indispensable members of the men's running team.
Captain Deng Chao, the capable person Da Hei Niu, the bitch Chen He, it doesn't matter if other people are replaced, they can always find replacements, and for these three people, it cannot be said that they will never be found, but it will definitely not be easy.
There is no doubt about Guo Dong's strength, but is it necessary to be number one when playing games? If you have the energy, wouldn't it be good to be flirty and flirty with beautiful women, and eat some tofu occasionally?
First?
Maybe he will climb to the first place in countless worlds, even the real world, even if he steps on mountains of corpses and seas of blood, but games are a relaxing thing, and if you relax, you have to fight tooth and nail to get the first place...are you sick!?
Don't come here to play games. Become a mercenary, a killer, or a terrorist!
After they discussed the alliance and arranged the division of labor according to each person's advantages, the director also announced the official start of the game.
Immediately, Guo Dong rushed out like the wind, without even reacting to the six people in the third team. He was the only one who was pushing the box outside. Ma Su asked him about the opportunity and ran directly to the farthest place from their base.
They turned around and stood facing the base. At this time, some of the quick ones had already picked up four or five boxes and returned to their base.
But Guo Dong was not in a hurry at all. Firstly, the only ones pushing boxes on the field at this time were Beibi, Cheng Qiaoen and Guo Caijie. The big black bull was locked tightly by Deng Chao and the little cheetah at the expense of themselves. Secondly,
Beibi and the others still need to push the boxes to their respective bases. It was okay at first, they were quite close, but as time went by, the distance became farther and farther, and naturally it became slower and slower.
And he, Guo Dong?
Swish, brush, brush!
Bang bang bang!
Guo Dong swung his legs like clockwork from far to near, kicked the boxes in front of him away one after another, directly crossed most of the field, formed a line, and flew over one after another.
The heads of Song Jia and others bounced back from the wall of the venue with a bang, and landed steadily in front of the three people responsible for placing the boxes.
Although he really doesn't know much about boxing and kicking except for the military boxing that comes with the special forces skills, he has strength, speed, explosive power, and accuracy! Even more so when he was Yi Xiaochuan's sparring partner for more than a year, Yi Xiaochuan
Ogawa perfected Cui Wenzi's Drunken Sword, and Guo Dong also controlled his power to an outrageous level.
It can be said that for so many years in the mythical world, he has almost zero practice in moves. In terms of martial arts, all his energy is focused on improving his energy and blood and training to control his own strength.
For example, if he kicks something with his feet, not to mention that such a big box hits the corner of the venue accurately, the strength is already gone, and the rebound has no power at all. Even if he uses his feet to knock an egg or a football, it will be useless.
question.
That was the method he used to train power control in his legs!
Eggs can be used, not to mention boxes that are stronger, more elastic, and softer than eggs. In order for these celebrities not to be injured when playing games, the materials of these boxes are very imposing, but very soft.
It is elastic, so Guo Dong dared to kick these boxes across more than half of the field, passing the boxes like a long pass from midfield in football.
"Oh my god! Oh my god! Are these Foshan shadowless legs!?"
Seeing Guo Dong's two legs swinging constantly, the speed was so fast that it was dizzying. I couldn't tell which leg he was lifting, because I was worried that he wouldn't be able to cope outside alone, so he had already prepared it at any time.
Chen He, who was preparing the response, had been paying attention to his situation, so he was the first to notice this and reacted to it. He immediately screamed and woke everyone up!
"Hurry and stop him!"
"Let go of me quickly and stop Guo Dong. Guo Dong is the biggest threat!"
When Dahei Newton was in a hurry, he saw that Cheng Qiaoen only got three or two, while Guo Dong had already kicked twelve or three in just a short time.