Huang Bo shook hands with several people and said hello, and then stood next to his teammate Beibi. As soon as he stood, Deng Chao made Huang Bo embarrassed with a direct sentence.
Because he is not only today's guest, but also a very picky resident MC.
As we all know, Running Man is the biggest competitor among variety shows of the same type.
"No, no, I'm here today to unite everyone and learn from you."
If Chen He is the one among the seven running men who has quick reactions, high emotional intelligence, and is the best at being a good person, then Huang Bo is recognized as the emotionally intelligent one in the entire circle. He is highly popular and will naturally not fall into Deng Chao's trap.
"Okay, let's welcome the second guest."
At this point, Deng Chao smiled mischievously and bumped Guo Dong with his shoulder: "Do you think this will be your wife?"
Guo Dong was very sure: "Of course she won't be my female vote!"
Several people became interested: "Why?"
"The goddess must appear at the very end!"
Cut~!
In response to this obvious flattery, several people gave him a middle finger.
Sure enough, the second guest who came down was still not his female ticket, nor even a female, but the big gold-toothed Lord Jin had arrived!
"Uh... leaders of Chang'an City, please pay attention, and fellow villagers whose ancestors had important figures, please take care of your ancestral graves and the cemeteries within your jurisdiction, because... Colonel Touching the Gold is here!"
Guo Dong's words made Xia Yu unsteady on his feet. He missed the last step and almost fell down.
"Careful, careful!"
Da Hei Niu saw that his and Xia Yu's clothes were the same color, and quickly took two steps forward to support his teammate: "The two of us will kill him today!"
After hearing what Big Black Bull said, Chen He gloated and laughed: "Jelly, let me tell you, you are finished today! The two are the biggest, the burliest, and they are muscle experts who exercise every day, join forces to deal with them.
You, you are dead, I tell you!"
But let’s not talk about the three guests at the back. Let’s just say that the few people here today, except for Chen He, who is neither very attractive nor useful, are Da Hei Niu and Xia Yu.
The son has the largest head and the most developed muscles.
It just so happened that these two muscle experts were grouped together today.
"Hehe, hehe, Brother He, you should take care of yourself. No matter what, you and Brother Zulan's team made us feel at ease today!"
Pfft, Chen He's gloating smile instantly froze. After being stabbed straight into the heart by Guo Dong, he turned to look at his partner Big Blue, and suddenly felt like he wanted to cry without tears.
Yes, no matter how unlucky others are, it will never be worse than our own group!
"Well, the team leader and I are here to be funny today, okay! Come on, director, let's see who the next guest is!"
Chen He quickly changed the topic, and everyone turned to look at the third guest in cooperation.
Yo! Beautiful girl!
"This staircase is too..."
When he saw that she was a beautiful woman, Deng Chao took the initiative to greet her without saying anything. However, before he could finish his words, someone grabbed her by the collar and threw her aside. Then he saw Guo Dong, who was wearing black clothes, walked over to greet her.
: "My heart is like my sister, I love you goddess, I wish you good luck!"
Throwing away Deng Chao, Guo Dong rushed in front of Ling Xinru in three big strides, changing his name with each step, making Ling Xinru's smile grow bigger and bigger: "Ah~ don't praise me like that, how embarrassing!
"
Guo Dong smiled and added: "No, no, how can it be a compliment? This is the truth. I already knew this truth when I watched Sister Xinru on TV when I was in primary school!"
Quiet~
Ling Xinru's expression froze instantly. Really, he really didn't know whether to thank Guo Dong for the compliment or to reach out and strangle this bastard to death!
"Jelly, if you talk like this, you will be beaten to death, okay?"
Deng Chao came over and knocked Guo Dong aside: "This is my teammate. Do you take me as the captain seriously?"
Guo Dong said politely: "Hello, uncle captain. Goodbye, uncle captain!"
Phew~
Plop!
This knife not only penetrated the heart, but also made Deng Chao cover his heart, vomiting old blood while kneeling on the ground, pointing at Guo Dong, trembling and speechless.
"Jelly, well done!"
Seeing Deng Chao's fate, Beibi was the first to give him a thumbs up, and then received praise from everyone. Then they stood in a row and bowed to Deng Chao, and shouted loudly and politely.
: "Hello Uncle Deng!"
"Okay, okay, let's not talk anymore. Let's take a look at the fourth guest."
At this time, only Guo Dong's black team and Little Cheetah's green team were left without teammates: "Kai Kai, Jelly'er, guess which of you two is your teammate this time?"
"Mine, the remaining two are mine!"
Seeing the two people walking down the steps of the city tower side by side, Guo Dong drooled without any concealment.
"I'm kidding, I'm telling you, it's all mine! You have to respect your seniors, you know that!?"
Guo Dong and Little Cheetah almost got into a fight over the remaining two guests.
Of course, this is a show. Except for special circumstances, such as the Sassy Girl special of the second season and the second issue of this season, the guests and the seven animals will get together and have a meal the night before the filming.
Rice, cultivate a tacit understanding in advance.
Therefore, everyone knows who is there today.
What's more, there were actually only three guests originally scheduled for this episode, that is, the first three, each of whom appeared alone, and then these two were temporarily added due to unexpected circumstances. Naturally,
They appeared together.
"Tang Yan, our tour guide!"
While Guo Dong and the little cheetah were at war with each other and were about to be splashed with blood within five steps, the Leak Picking King trotted forward and rushed forward.
"Yes, yes, isn't this our tour guide from last season? By the way, you ran away with our passports before, but you tricked us so much!"
Deng Chao also came forward to greet him, making Ling Xinru beside her want to pluck out his skin.
This bastard!
"Long time no see, Darling!"
When Guo Dong saw this, he just stopped fighting with the little cheetah and greeted him with open arms. Tangtang immediately opened his arms with a bright smile and was ready to give Guo Dong a big hug.
Who would have thought that Guo Dong would directly reach out to her and pull her aside, hugging the beautiful woman next to her.
Dong Xuan unexpectedly hugged this bastard and asked him with some confusion: "Um...have we met before? Sorry, I don't have any impression."
Guo Dong smiled evilly and refused to let go. Finally, he let go of the Qingzui girl under Tangtang's nearly violent pull: "In the dream, you are the goddess of my dreams!"
Pfft.
Chen He couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Jelly, your shameless demeanor is very similar to my youthful demeanor. But you have to be careful, you will die miserably if you do this!"
As he spoke, Chen He pulled out one of the two decorative tassel guns behind him and handed it directly to Tangtang's hand: "Tangtang, don't give us face, kill him! I'll help you suppress him!"
As he spoke, Chen He walked over and hugged Guo Dong's neck: "Let me tell you, I have no confidence in anything, I just have enough confidence in my body!"
There is no doubt that Guo Dong and Tangtang are in the same group. When they learned that Guo Dong had suffered backlash and suffered internal injuries and was half-dead lying on the bed with his body stretched out, he immediately abandoned the crew who had just started filming for one day and dressed in ancient costumes.
One man chartered a plane and flew to Chang'an at such a speed that even Da Hei Niu and others who received the call three hours earlier than him could not compare.
Since such a big star is here, wouldn't it be a waste of resources not to let her participate in the filming?
So I contacted Dong Xuan urgently and found Dong Xuan, who happened to be nearby and had just completed an announcement and was ready to have some fun and relax. Finally, six teams of twelve people were assembled.
"Stop saying anything, Brother Kai, we are in an alliance today! It's like a deadly alliance!"
The little cheetah's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Even if they all know that Guo Dong had a physical problem before and has just recovered, but after all, the foundation is there, and if nothing else, the sense of smell that Guo Dong showed before is enough to make everyone want to be with him.
Make an alliance.
Whether he is looking for something, someone, or avoiding other people's pursuit, Guo Dong's nose is the magic weapon to win!
This has been proven in the second and fourth periods.
"Of course, if we don't join forces, I'm afraid you will trick my fellow countryman and leave in tears!"
Fellow countryman?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then all looked at Dong Xuan: "Are you fellow villagers!?"
Dong Xuan was also stunned: "Me? Are we fellow villagers?"
"Yes, we are all from Syracuse!"
After saying this, Guo Dong opened his arms and wanted to hug him again: "When a fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, his eyes well up with tears, Sister Xuan!"
Then……
Seeing that Tangtang's hand felt a little heavy, so he put the tassel gun on his neck. Guo Dong put down his arm and took two steps back.
"Okay, everyone has expired. We are divided into six teams to compete today."
The director coughed and ended the slapstick group of live treasures: "In addition to its scenic spots and historic sites, Chang'an is also world-famous for its food, so what we are doing today is the theme of food."
Chen He and Wang Zulan's eyes lit up instantly: "Wow hahaha! Delicious food! Haha, director, let me tell you, if it's delicious food, there's no need to compete. I can beat them all together for all their groups!"
"
The Wang Group on the side also rushed up with an impatient look: "Yes, yes, delicious food, just ask the two of us for this kind of thing! Our team is really awesome today!"
Guo Dong couldn't stand the fussing between the two foodies beside him, and coughed: "Yes, I support their opinions. It's better to go to them for this kind of food. For example, Brother He..."
As he spoke, he pointed at Chen He: "...the most suitable one is braised in soy sauce."
Then he pointed to Wang Zulan: "This is suitable for making soup!"
Pfft, the two people who were smiling just now instantly fell to their knees on the ground, clutching their hearts.
"Director, believe me, after these two are put into the pot, I can eat them all in one meal!"
The two of them cried instantly.
"General! Spare your life!"
Only then did they remember that they were foodies at best, and Guo Dong was a foodie!
Talking about being a loser is just to bury Guo Dong!
To use what Guo Dong said in the first issue, like Chen He, he can eat six!