"Look, Sister Xuan, how are you? We are fellow villagers. I will not lie to you. I will tell you this secret. I won't tell other people!"
Amidst everyone's exclamations, Guo Dong stood firmly on the cautious little bamboo shoots. Not only did his feet not become useless as Deng Chao and others expected, he fell to the ground and wailed, and even screamed.
, there is not even a trace of pain on his expression!
Instead, with a smile on his face, he turned his head and said another word to Dong Xuan, who was also startled just now. Then he jumped on the spot several times without saying a word, and even did a Thomas Spin!
"Really or not?"
On the one hand, he was in despair when he saw the little bamboo shoots, and on the other hand, nothing happened when he jumped up so high. Huang Bo next to him was confused. As he said this, he took off his shoes and socks and walked up to prepare to try...
"Brother Bo, how are you? Isn't it very healthy, healthy, comfortable, activates blood circulation and removes blood stasis, promotes blood circulation, and is not painful at all?"
The wrinkles on Huang Bo's face were almost like little apples, but after hearing Guo Dong's words, he suppressed a scream that had already reached his throat, and he didn't say anything, and he relied on his superb skills honed over the years.
Acting skills, his face instantly showed a subtle expression, like taking a sauna and killing a chicken. He turned his head and looked at a group of guys behind him who were gloating about his misfortune and were looking forward to his screams.
"Chao'er, let me tell you, this is not interesting for you. This thing is so comfortable and you keep telling me how much it hurts. You have the same mentality as the person who named Iceland!"
The origin of the name of Iceland is an internationally famous interesting story. Legend has it that it was originally an undiscovered island. The first person to discover it was obsessed with the beautiful scenery above. Finally, after returning home, someone asked him how he was doing because he wanted to
He had that beautiful island all to himself, so he lied that it was an Iceland and it was as desolate as the North Pole, with nothing there.
When Huang Bo said this, he obviously meant that Deng Chao was hiding something secret.
But the fact is that Deng Chao was really wronged in this matter!
"Really?"
Xia Yu blinked and wanted to come up, but no matter how much he thought about it, something seemed wrong, so he didn't act immediately and wanted to wait and see.
But Dong Xuan looked at Guo Dong, who had already danced the little apple, and Huang Bo, who looked so relieved that the wrinkles on his face wanted to be straightened out. He immediately believed most of it, so he took off his shoes and socks, naked.
With a pair of beautiful feet as white as jade, she jumped forward lightly...
"Ah~! Guo Dong! I hate you! You cheated me!"
The moment it landed on the small bamboo shoot, Dong Xuan felt an electric current flowing straight into his brain as if it had penetrated his bones and nerves. He couldn't help but sit down on the ground without caring about his image.
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"Dong Xuan, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a lot! I told you just now, just listen to what this guy says, but don't take it seriously! This is a shady person recognized by us running men! Not yet
When the first episode airs on Friday the day after tomorrow, you will know how hard this guy had tricked Li Chen'er and Zheng Kai!"
Guo Dong picked his nose and said, "Is it my fault? Who said military generals can't use their brains?"
As he spoke, Guo Dong looked at Da Hei Niu: "Brother Chen'er, don't you think that what Brother Bo did to you when we were under the city wall just now is almost the same as what I did to you?"
When the big black bull heard this, his eyes widened instantly. He endured his anger and looked at Huang Bo, who wanted to be exposed. He looked at his annoyed and embarrassed expression, and turned his head to look at the roots of Beibi's teeth.
There was a bang, and I wanted to pounce on Guo Dong and bite him to death. How could I still not understand that Guo Dong was right?
"Crack!"
The big black bull, with its hooves, didn't have any energy at all. He shouted on his forehead with a crisp sound. At that time, he saw a big red mark on his forehead: "I'm so stupid.
Really! How could I have forgotten how long ago it was!"
Guo Dong smiled evilly: "Brother Chen'er, this only shows that you are too naive. When you meet an old fox like Brother Bo, you can only look up to Brother Hong Lei and the other three!"
Hong Lei?
Huang Bo is one of the three most picky people, and Hong Lei is the leader of the three fools. Everyone knows this. Guo Dong said this, which is undoubtedly a blow to the big black cow's riddled heart.
Not to mention salt, we also added an extra handful of chili powder!
"Okay, okay, sister Xuan, it's my fault, my fault!"
After teasing, Guo Dong hurried over and helped Dong Xuan up. After apologizing and offering favors in every possible way, he got the beauty's forgiveness. Then Guo Dong supported Dong Xuan with one hand and dragged Tangtang with him. Deng Chao and others were envious.
With eyes that were about to explode, they hugged each other and enjoyed the blessing of being together, helping the two goddesses adapt to the acupressure board.
"Hey, are you really not in pain?"
Tangtang hasn't gotten used to the acupressure board for quite a while, and can only say that she can barely bear to exercise on it for a while. Therefore, after experiencing firsthand why the little bamboo shoot is the first of the three nightmares of running men, she is even more confused.
Why didn't Guo Dong react?
Guo Dong jumped up just now, then Thomas did the pirouette and then Little Apple, and just now when he and Dong Xuan started to adapt to the acupressure board, almost the weight of both of them hung on him, but
But I didn't see any change in this guy's face at all.
Guo Dong shrugged: "Of course I'm afraid of pain, so I relied on my control of my body's strength to spread my weight so that it didn't fall straight on these small bamboo shoots!"
As he spoke, Guo Dong stepped back onto the acupressure board and jumped several times, then raised one of his eight soles and pointed it at them: "Look, there are no red marks on the soles of my feet at all!"
Everyone, including the director, had their eyes widened!
Not to mention the upgraded bamboo shoots, it is the lowest configuration version of the acupressure board they played in the first issue of the first season. Not to mention jumping, just standing on it, there will be a large area of red dots and small pits under your feet, which lasted for a long time.
Only then will it subside. After finishing the game, it will take at least ten minutes to walk without limping!
Looking at the unbelieving eyes of a group of people: "If you don't believe it, here are a few eggs. It's unrealistic to step on the eggs without breaking. The eggs are not strong enough, but I can knock the eggs ten times like footballs without breaking!"
As soon as Guo Dong finished speaking, a group of people questioned him.
"What?"
“You don’t have to pay taxes when you brag!?”
"Come on, come on! Director, don't give me face, just bring him a few eggs and let him kick them! Let's see how he gets to heaven!"
It's no wonder that everyone doubted him, including Tangtang and Dong Xuan. Although they didn't taunt like those others, their eyes clearly showed disbelief.
Directors naturally like this kind of thing!
What is Guo Dong's position? One is everyone's boyfriend, and the other is a sinner. Before that, his initial position was that of a fierce general and Kung Fu!
Therefore, the most explosive point in the first issue is his ability to tear off Deng's money after the secret of the big black bull and the little cheetah. The biggest explosive point in the second issue is that he can sit on his arm and push a car.
When I was there, I could lift it up with people and the car together, spin it in a circle and put it back on the field ridge smoothly.
In the third and fourth issues, whenever Guo Dong showed something related to strength and kung fu, it was a very powerful breaking point!
Although the first episode will be broadcast only the day after tomorrow, the editing has already been completed, and the director is naturally one of the first people to see the finished film. It is precisely because of this that Guo Dong's status in the men's running team and
The lenses are getting more and more high.
Otherwise, why would Tangtang be added to the originally planned number of guests just because she had to take care of Guo Dong here? As a result, the number of guests would be unbalanced, and Dong Xuan instead of someone else would be contacted urgently?
If you want to take care of people, wouldn't it be better to stay with the crew on the side? Isn't it even better to have Tangtang be Guo Dong's photography assistant for this issue? Isn't it a way to get the best of both worlds?
Just because Guo Dong is important now, it is enough for the program team to take the initiative to consider some things.
Especially after knowing that Guo Dong not only has superb medical skills in treating external injuries, he is also very accomplished in treating internal injuries and opening up pharmaceuticals!
For example, Dong Xuan is not the best candidate in terms of fame, familiarity, benefits, willingness to appear on the show, and other factors. But just because among the well-known female stars, only
Dong Xuan is his fellow countryman!
That's all!
So soon, the program team found a basket of eggs for Guo Dong.
"Ouch~! So many eggs?"
Looking around, Guo Dong finally looked at Tangtang: "How about having sweet and sour eggs with smooth egg custard for lunch? I'll make you some egg pudding for dessert after dinner. You haven't tasted it yet.
My craftsmanship, right? I’ll cook later!”
Before Tangtang could nod her head, Beibi, who had eaten Guo Dong's cooking next to her, had green eyes and rushed over: "Take me one!"
It's not that she hasn't seen it before. As mentioned before, he has eaten a lot of dishes cooked by star chefs, but most of them are Western food. There are very few Chinese food, and they all cook big dishes and banquets.
Home-cooked stir-fries are almost impossible to find.
When it comes to deliciousness, no matter how messy or fancy the home-cooked dishes are, they will definitely outshine those big meals!
"Want to eat?"
Beibi suddenly showed a pitiful look and nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice. She even lightly clenched her hands into fists and put them to her mouth to look cute.
"Give me a reason first!"
beibi blinked, is this line so familiar?
Master Xing!?
Forget it, forget about this for now, food is important.
"We formed an alliance, a deadly alliance. If I betray you, I will never eat your food again!"
Guo Dong looked at Beibi in surprise. Is this foodie willing to go all out? Make such a heavy bet?
"Okay, let's form an alliance!"
At this point, Guo Dong looked at Chen He's group beside him: "Brother He, do you want an alliance?"
hehe!
Chen He smiled mischievously: "Alliance with you? Are you kidding me? Today, apart from me and our group, your group is the weakest!"
Tangtang's figure was there, she was beautiful, but her physical strength and fighting ability were almost zero, and they all knew how weak Guo Dong was now.
"Really?" Guo Dong raised his eyebrows and looked at Deng Chao: "Brother Chao, do you want an alliance?"
Deng Chao was stunned: "Alliance? Why? What Chen He said just now is very reasonable! Please give me a reason for the alliance first!"
When it came to the last half of the sentence, Deng Chao couldn't help but imitate Guo Dong's tone and tone just like Master Xing.
"The reason? There are a total of four goddesses today, and I have three here, one is my daughter, one is my fellow countryman, and one..."
Before Guo Dong finished speaking, Deng Chao interrupted him: "I just happily decided to form an alliance!"
Can we not form an alliance?
What Guo Dong said was very obvious. Three of the four women were on his side, and they were all his own. Ling Xinru was the only one left alone. In the end, she would undoubtedly face the siege of three women.
, under such circumstances, he has no choice but to form an alliance!