Just as Guo Dong finished his thoughts, he heard a muffled sound of impact, followed by a woman's scream of pain.
"Isn't this the wrong way to go? Shouldn't we control the watchman to tease her and then call for help? Why are we here to engage in porcelain? Is there a porcelain party in the Republic of China?"
And she’s a female ghost!?
Guo Dong sighed helplessly, and then he turned off the car and parked the car with a worried look on his face. He opened the car door and ran towards the female ghost Xiaoyu who suddenly appeared and fell to the ground after being hit by the car.
"Girl...girl, are you okay? How are you? Are you injured!?"
Others Guo Dong may be unskilled, but Guo Dong is definitely professional in these four expressions, tone, and overall performance of being hypocritical, not angry, insidious, cunning, and bloodthirsty.
Definitely movie star level.
Otherwise, I would have been exposed eight hundred times in the mythical world!
"Hi~ It hurts so much!"
Xiaoyu had no idea that Guo Dong had known her identity for a long time, and even beat her to death without thinking that Guo Dong's sigh in front of her grave before was intentional, so when Guo Dong came over, he immediately showed a
I saw the pitiful look on his face, and the half-painful, half-delicate Nazai groaned in pain.
"Where? Where is the girl injured? Let me see... Oops! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. It's all my fault for accidentally injuring the girl because I drove carelessly. What a sin!"
Guo Dong said with a look of self-blame and annoyance, and then looked around. He had already left the town. Although it was not far from the town, there was no medical center or pharmacy open at this time.
"Girl, I don't know where your home is? The medical center and pharmacy are closed now. I'll take you home first. I'll take you to see a doctor early tomorrow morning, okay?"
Guo Dong offered to take her home, which naturally played into the hands of the female ghost Xiaoyu. He immediately agreed, half-heartedly, and Guo Dong picked her up and put her in the car, and then under her guidance, he went to her 'home'.
Guo Dong's eyes flashed with gleams, not because he knew that this was not the ghost girl Xiaoyu's home at all, but because he had carefully observed and felt along the way. Ever since he picked her up, whether he was holding her in the car or not
After getting out of the car or on the way to here, Guo Dong only heard the sound of her inhaling, but not the sound of her exhaling!
Breathing is called breathing when both breathing and breathing are present, and it is absolutely abnormal to only breathe in without breathing out, especially since she is a female ghost and has no need to breathe at all.
So this can only mean one thing. This female ghost definitely doesn't have a crush on him, or in other words, she doesn't just have a crush on him. She wants to "have nothing to repay but can only give her body to him", but she also has a crush on him.
Something!
What did you fancy?
Haha, the ten kinds of power in him are not only desired by Taoist priests, but also by demons and ghosts. Especially when he doesn't know how to control and is free and scattered without the slightest threat, he doesn't need to take the initiative to absorb them.
Leakage and dispersion, let alone active absorption?
To the evil spirits and ghosts, they are like a mobile holy land for cultivation, with the walking human form of Dahuandan!
Especially since the powers on my body are exactly opposite to each other, the powers cancel each other out and neutralize each other. It is almost like a fully mixed potion or a cooked meal that can be absorbed directly. What a joke!
"Is anyone there!? (Please read the author's name here) Someone in your family is injured!"
A courtyard, a small bridge and flowing water have a unique atmosphere, but Guo Dong's cry ruined the artistic conception.
"Sir, everyone in my family is working hard outside, and I am the only one living at home!"
"That's it, then where is your room?"
The feeling of holding a female ghost and dancing on the grave is simply amazing!
This house does not exist. Although Guo Dong cannot see through the illusion, he has a pretty good memory. Calculating the direction and distance, this place happens to be a mass of graves.
Then Guo Dong found the so-called safflower oil under the guidance of the female ghost Xiaoyu, and rubbed the safflower oil on her injured ankle for a long time.
"Girl, it's getting late. We are alone and there are always differences between men and women, so I went back. I will pick you up to see the doctor early tomorrow morning!"
Applying safflower oil made the female ghost Xiaoyu become very emotional and her face flushed. However, Guo Dong showed no signs of lust or spiritual enlightenment from the beginning to the end. Instead, after applying the safflower oil, he immediately asked
I have to say goodbye.
This sudden farewell made the female ghost Xiaoyu stunned.
Is this the wrong way to go?
Shouldn't you stay and take care of me, and then we'll have sex together happily, and then have sex in all sorts of shy ways?
Are you kidding me?
"Sir, it's getting late, why don't you stay? There are still many guest rooms at home!"
How could such a walking, plus-size humanoid Da Huan Dan, with balanced nutrition and enough food to make people laugh, just let him fly out of his mouth like this?
So the female ghost Xiaoyu quickly spoke out to persuade her to stay.
"No, there is no one in the girl's home. If I stay here, I might damage the girl's innocence!"
When Guo Dong said this, he was so righteous, so righteous that Xiaoyu was speechless.
Since you are such an upright gentleman now, why did you say anything shameless and rogue on someone else’s grave before?
Is teasing ghosts fun?
"It's okay, young master. It's getting late now and there's no moonlight outside. I'm afraid I won't be able to see the road clearly when I'm on the road. If the young master gets into trouble because of this, how can Xiaoyu feel at ease?"
Guo Dong nodded: "What the girl said is, thank you very much for your kindness..."
The female ghost Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, finally leaving this human form of Dahuan Dan behind.
Unexpectedly, Guo Dong didn't finish his words and changed the topic directly: "But don't worry, girl, my car has lights."
As he spoke, Guo Dong took out the car key and pressed it. Although the headlights were not turned on by remote control, there would be a double flash when unlocking. That light was used for driving, which was enough for people of this era.
"Rumble~Crack!"
Helpless, the female ghost Xiaoyu could only use her unique trick to control the wind and rain!
Do you have a light?
It’s raining!
Suddenly there was thunder and thunder, and in the blink of an eye, the night that had been clear just now was covered by the downpour. In just the blink of an eye, there were already puddles and streams on the ground.
"Sir, it's raining, why not wait until the rain stops before leaving!"
Guo Dong naturally knew that this was an illusion. If a female ghost had that kind of strength, she could control the wind and rain without knowing it. She would not need to breathe the weak energy escaping from her body. If she wanted to absorb more, she would have to rely on sexual intercourse and harmony.
way to extract semen.
But he couldn't tell the truth: "Yeah, it rained so hard, the road was muddy and impossible to walk on, and there was thunder, so it was really easy to get into trouble... It seems like God wants to save people!"
Xiaoyu quickly nodded.
"But it doesn't matter. Fortunately, my car is waterproof. As long as it doesn't go through the roof, it doesn't matter! And as long as you don't go to the top of the mountain, you don't have to worry about being struck by lightning!"
puff!
Guo Dong's reversal routine almost made Xiaoyu, a female ghost, vomit blood and fall to the ground.
If she has ever been online, she will definitely think of this sentence.
I've walked the farthest road, just like you, a loser!
"Sir, does Xiaoyu disgust you so much?"
It was no longer useful to find reasons to persuade, so Xiaoyu, the female ghost, could only choose to change her tactics and use Chu Chumei as a means to make Guo Dong relent and stay.
But now that we know that this female ghost is not simply because of the causal relationship of a stick of incense as in the original plot, she wants to commit herself to her and seek a marriage. Instead, she is interested in the powers in her body and wants to take advantage of her.
If he really eats him alive, Guo Dong will not be stupid enough to stay!
"No, no, no, how could it be? How could I dislike the girl? It's just that I have to consider the girl's reputation!"
If he hadn't been worried that a sudden change of heart would reveal his goal and cause the other party to fall out, Guo Dong would have kicked her out of the car and left.
Of course, the reason why he is still here is not to anger this female ghost, but more importantly, he wants to use this incident to let Uncle Jiu teach him something related to Taoism, but not really
Taoist little tricks.
For example, Guo Dong has already thought of the eye-opening technique, and he can just take advantage of this opportunity to get it.
Or some spells that can be used to bless and protect people, such as protective spells, meditation spells, exorcism spells, and salvation spells.
There is even a chance to get some magic weapons with you.
But the premise of everything is to have life!
"Xiaoyu understands Young Master's good intentions, but Young Master, Xiaoyu doesn't mind anymore. Young Master, why do you reject Xiaoyu again and again? Is it possible that Xiaoyu is so unsightly in Young Master's eyes? Let Young Master look more at him.
Just one look at Xiaoyu, don’t you want to spend more time with Xiaoyu?”
The expression on the verge of tears and the plaintive and resentful voice would probably make any man unable to bear it, and he would take her into his arms and feel pity for her.
But for Guo Dong?
"Girl, I am not the kind of casual person like Meng Lang. Don't get me wrong!"
Xiaoyu was helpless. If he hadn't been proficient in illusions and was stronger than some centuries-old ghosts, he would have been of no use to this guy. Who allowed him to have so many good things in his body to protect himself?
Although part of the power is good and part of the power is bad, and they cancel out most of the power, it also prevents him from being disturbed by ordinary ghost arts and Yin Qi.
Since there's no point in pretending to be pitiful, Xiaoyu can only use her trump card!
"Son..."
As she spoke, Xiaoyu pretended to be very excited and stood up to come over. Then her ankle that had been 'bumped' by Guo Dong softened and she fell towards Guo Dong with a exclamation. What a coincidence.
His clothes were caught on something, and in the blink of an eye, he heard Yi Lianpian's chirping sound, and then everything was happy, and countless alluring scenery came into Guo Dong's eyes.
"...Girl, why are you doing this? Let me tell you the truth, the reason why I keep rejecting you is just because you are too ugly, I refuse!"
Is this ghost girl Xiaoyu pretty?
Many people may say she is beautiful, but to Guo Dong, she can only be considered ugly, not even ordinary.
Unless he uses magic to confuse and control him, the demon will make Guo Dong's spirit lose his mind... Haha, his appearance is far from enough!
Do you really think that he was almost so lustful in the mythical world that he wanted to learn from the Yellow Emperor and the Three Thousand Jade Girls could ascend?