Guo Dong shuddered, folded his hands on his chest, and looked like a weak girl guarding against gangsters. He looked at him very warily with a smirk on his face that made him drool. He also stretched out his hands and clasped his fingers randomly, which was completely like a
The deputy pervert saw a naked beauty, the gourmet saw a peerless delicacy, and the two elders of Huashan were about to show off their milk-grabbing dragon claws.
That look made even Guo Dong feel chilly, and immediately after, he felt the hairs on his back stand up.
So he needs to find a place that is warm, soft, can bring a sense of security, and a source of life, such as in Tangtang's arms... Hissing flow, so soft, so elastic, it feels so good!
"Haha, you are eating your girlfriend's tofu in this way, do you dare to be more obscene?"
Looking at Guo Dong, who had a fearful look on his face one second, and smiled obscenely in the next second, and moved his back slightly, Huang Luojuan was speechless in his poetic style as Tangtang's pretty face blushed.
He twitched the corners of his mouth, and then rolled up his sleeves.
"You, you, you, you...what do you want to do? Don't come here, don't come here~! No~Help~Ya Zhudie~!"
No matter how Guo Dong screamed or struggled, Huang Luojie was not soft at all. He directly pushed Guo Dong, who was about to get up from Tangtang's arms and run away, down on the sofa on the spot. Not only did he move his hands up and down, but he also called out to others.
It's Guo Dong's turn.
"Sisters! Do it! Strip this little stove! See if it's real or fake! We're about to start walking the red carpet in the winter non-stop in a few days. With this little stove, we don't have to freeze half to death!"
Whoosh!
Several people's eyes lit up.
Several people who were originally embarrassed, or embarrassed to act, and felt that they were not that familiar with Guo Dong, looked at each other, and after they all understood what they meant, under Huang Luojue's lead, they instantly
Guo Dong was submerged in the Lotus Arm Pink Fist.
"Scream! Just scream! No one will come to save you even if your throat is broken!"
If Beibi is recognized as Guo Dong's 'buddy', and there is no concept of difference between men and women, then Huang Luojue is the one who can make his brother happy at any time, and even often appears to be the weird opposite sex who wants to rape the other person on the spot.
close friend.
It has nothing to do with love or desire. It’s the kind of thing that’s more than friendship but not enough to be a lover, but at the same time, it’s more than a best friend and a couple!
Do you find it difficult to understand?
It’s not difficult to understand!
When she was in the KTV in Italy, Tangtang was instantly attracted by Guo Dong's domineering and heroic appearance, and she fell in love with him. Xixi was also the same, and it was only then that the two women fought for her husband.
Although it was more of a joke, what really came to a head and made the two of them face up to their hearts and desires was not the two people's competitiveness and unwillingness to give in, but Huang Luoyan's micro post.
Bo!
The first Weibo to publicly declare that this is my male ticket!
Although there was an idea of muddying the waters and diverting the attention of the two good sisters who had a real fight at that time, if Huang Luojue hadn't been moved by him and was captured by Guo Dong's outrageous manly temper, even if
No matter how much she dared to love or hate, even if she had small breasts and no brains, she would never be the first to post that Weibo post decisively.
What to rob?
What's the fuss about?
My aunt directly announced to the whole world that this is my man!
However, Tangtang got one step ahead. He, Xixi and others were not as passionate as Tangtang, not as fearless in love as she was, and not as brave as her to give up everything regardless of the consequences.
"Hey! Young man, do you have nice abs? Let me count, oh~ twelve pieces!?"
"Really? Don't you just have eight-pack abs, and not many people have them!? Wow~! It's really a full twelve-pack!"
"Yes, yes, let me touch it~Wow~! It feels great!"
"Oh my god! These muscles don't look big, why are they so hard? He didn't exert any force, so why are they so hard?"
"Ah~ you are not allowed to touch him! This is my man ticket! I... Hey, it really feels great! It feels so comfortable to touch!"
Looking at the scene where the painting style is getting more and more dirty, and Tangtang, who wanted to defend his sovereignty at first, but ended up instantly falling into Guo Dong's abdominal muscles, coupled with Guo Dong's obvious Japanese action movie style shouting
, Daliangzi and King Yiqu, who had just woken up, looked at each other speechlessly.
"Why am I not angry at all when I watch my wife seducing and teasing other men?"
"Because that guy is just as much of a tease as you, and he has more moral integrity and lower limits than you, but he has principles and bottom lines. And now it's our wives who are taking advantage!"
King Yiqu rolled his eyes.
If you can't accept this physical contact, why should you be an actor? Why should you marry an actor?
Besides, although this level of joking is a little excessive, it is not unacceptable. This kind of situation does not happen among some close friends!
What's more, what appears in front of you is your own wife taking advantage of others.
This kind of aboveboard joke is much cleaner and more acceptable than the dirty dirty tricks behind the scenes!!
Unless you are the kind of extremely jealous person who doesn’t want your girlfriend or wife to have friends, colleagues, etc. of the opposite sex around you. As long as you have a handle and even a teapot is not allowed to appear, then just treat it as if I don’t have one.
explain!
"But looking at those abs of hers, why do I even want to touch them!?"
King Yiqu suddenly got goosebumps all over his body. He looked at Da Liangzi with disgust and quickly moved his butt away from him: "After so many years of knowing each other, this is the first time I know that you have such a hobby!"
Daliangzi rolled his eyes: "Don't you want to?"
King Yiqu was stunned for a moment and was silent for a long time. He looked at Guo Dong who had been stripped down to a pair of underwear by those crazy goddesses and was being tied up with ropes: "...think!"
"Then what are you waiting for? Our wives are still waiting for our help!"
King Yiqu clicked his lips, feeling that Da Liangzi's ridiculous excuse... seemed to make sense!
"It's your fault! You're such a faggot! Go away! Go away! I'm not good at manliness!"
Being touched by a group of beauties is a kind of enjoyment and fun, not mean!
But if two big men are trying to get in their way, it's not a question of whether they are cheap or not, but a question of whether their chastity is compromised and their anus is about to burst!
So just now he just screamed miserably, but he didn't actually struggle. Instead, he was enjoying it very obediently. Otherwise, let alone struggling, these delicate goddesses would not be enough for him to stew with a spoonful. It is said that he used a King Kong
He fell to the ground and lay motionless on the sofa. It was impossible for all these people to lift him up!
But now these two damn fagots actually came up. If Guo Dong doesn't resist, is he waiting to be raped!?
So Guo Dong stretched out his hands without hesitation, pinched Huang Luojue and Yaya under his armpits, and then arched his buttocks, knocking Fan Bingbing to the side, and broke through a bunch of squirrels that turned into female nerves.
The goddess's siege kicked her out, and the two dead fagots flew back the same way.
"Crack!"
"Crack!"
With two crisp sounds, all the fighting suddenly fell silent. Looking at Guo Dong's retracted palm, Huang Luojue and Yaya, who were blushing and covering their buttocks, everyone felt as if they were stupid.
Same.
This guy's courage is really bad...
"You bunch of losers, why don't you go three days without putting on your roof? Do it all for me one by one, and sit in rows to share the fruit! Otherwise, you will freeze in the cold wind of more than ten degrees below zero in a few days.
Let’s turn it into a popsicle!”
Guo Dong's words were not very threatening, but he had been so cooperative just now. Now that the roles were reversed, they would not really give him any face.
After all, this is the time for fun, and cooperation is the most important thing.
"Wow! It's red, it's red! It's really red!"
Seeing the goddesses forming a row on the sofa obediently, Guo Dong nodded with satisfaction, and then took a deep breath. The blood and blood in his body slowly accelerated the flow, and his skin also turned red visibly.
The fever immediately aroused their exclamations.
"Yeah! Yes, that's the sound! That's the sound that was on the computer just now! I thought it was added by the program team later!"
As the energy and blood circulated, the rumbling tiger and leopard thunder sounds also sounded from small to loud, which immediately attracted more exclamations!
"No matter, I have a red carpet to attend the day after tomorrow, you go with me!"
Fan Bingbing slapped the table and immediately snatched the person away!
"No! Sister Bingbing, I will also attend when the time comes. You have a big black cow, how can you still rob him? How can you make the big black cow feel so embarrassed!?"
In this mid-winter season, only they themselves know how painful it is for actresses to walk on the red carpet!
Therefore, even if Mr. Fan is a good sister, it will not work!
Small stove, absolutely cannot let it go!
"Yes, yes, sister Bingbing, you have a big black cow. Aren't you destroying their brotherhood by doing this? And sister Xuan, you have a husband, and you didn't lie about that person who is going to be a mother. What are you doing?
Can you do this? Xiao Huo Lu should walk the red carpet with me in a few days!"
Fan Bingbing was close to Dong Xuan and Guo Dong, and it was natural for them to talk to each other. However, Tan Lan, who had just met for the first time today, also joined in the fight, which made Guo Dong feel that something was wrong.
It seems that I am going to turn into Tang Monk meat this time!
Seeing a fight breaking out in an instant, Guo Dong blinked and raised his eyebrows, winked at Huang Luojuan, and with Huang Luojuan's understanding, he tried his best to add fuel to the fire and stir up trouble, and quietly put on his clothes.
Finally, without saying a word, they took Tangtang and Yaya's hands, and then the three of them evacuated safely without anyone noticing.
"How is it? Have you learned anything?"
"Ah? What? What did you learn!?"
Tangtang and Yaya were stunned for a moment, not knowing what Guo Dong meant by his meaningless words.
"Although you two are quite smart and thoughtful, you are indeed famous for being cute and easy to deceive fools. Compared with those who live like monsters, you are as naive as babies!"
Guo Dong smiled and opened the car door for the two of them, but did not drive because there was still a comrade behind who had not retreated.
"Go~ are we as stupid as you say!?"
Tangtang punched him angrily. Who would have thought that Guo Dong nodded seriously: "In terms of the complex dark side of people's hearts, you will only be more simple and naive than what I said and what you imagined."
!The so-called silly cuteness means that you are stupid and easy to take advantage of, and the consequences are often that you will be hurt and deceived!"