After the laughter was over, several people threw their mobile phones away. No matter how the Internet exploded, it would be up to the company and team behind them to take care of it. The few people hooked up and went to find a place to drink.
What?
What about Da Hei Niu’s eighty-meter sword?
Ask the blacksmith about this.
Where is the blacksmith?
Oh, because the workshop is not big enough, when the 80-meter-long knife was being made, part of the blade reached the street. Even the person carrying the knife was taken away by the police. The charge was that he was carrying a controlled knife in a public place. I don’t know where to pick it up now.
Soapy.
It has been almost a week. If Dahei Niu really wanted to chop Guo Dong into potato chips, let alone frying it by now, it would probably have already been made into spicy potato chips!
Every one of them is familiar with the hype, not to mention that his girlfriend took advantage of Guo Dong, and it's not Guo Dong who took advantage of his girlfriend. If this is unacceptable, then it's not too early for the actors of "Apple"
He tore him into pieces!?
"It is said that the jade chrysalis, a peerless treasure that can bring people back to life and achieve immortality, appeared in the world, which attracted experts from all walks of life to gather in the town of Running Bar to track down the whereabouts of the jade chrysalis."
The next morning, following the opening remarks, the men's running team appeared at the back garden swimming pool of a hotel wearing all kinds of fancy clothes.
"Director, is it really okay for you to let us wear these on such a hot day!?"
Although it is already the twelfth lunar month of winter, it is still hot in the middle of summer here at the mouth of the South China Sea. Especially today, the sky is clear and cloudless, and the scorching sun is hanging high, but Deng Chao is wearing a thickened blue cloth.
He was wearing a long robe, looking exactly like an ancient folk teacher, and had a thickened and lengthened scarf around his neck.
"Brother Chao, are you satisfied!? At least you just have a scarf, and it's made of wool. Look what I have!?"
Beibi looked shaky and might have a heat stroke at any time and complained. She was wearing an ankle-length windbreaker that made her look pretty and elegant, but she was also wearing a winter coat. She also had a thickened and lengthened woolen cloak approved outside.
Up to the ankles!
"Hehe...hehe!"
Chen He weakly twitched the corner of his mouth beside him: "At least you are still just a part of me. At least your clothes still have big gaps for air circulation. What about me!? Look at me!?"
Several people turned around and saw that Chen He was wearing a heroic military uniform, but it was the same winter coat, and it was still the thick German cloth of the early Republic of China!
The collar and cuffs were tightly buttoned and not breathable at all. Although he was almost heated to death, there was no place to let the heat escape to some extent. Not to mention, like Beibi, he had a coat draped behind his back.
The only difference between the oversized capes at the ankles is that one is navy blue, one is dark green, one is for women, and the other is military style and extra thick.
"So the director still loves me! Thank you director!"
Seeing these three people complaining feebly, as if they were going to be beaten at any moment, Wang Zulan suddenly burst into laughter.
Because compared to the three guys, although he was dressed a bit shabby, he was just a standard servant. The clerk wore a coarse cloth, but it was much cooler!
"That's right, thank you director for not killing me!"
The little cheetah next to him also smiled and responded like an alien ET.
Wang Zulan's clothes may be about the same coolness as his clothes, but one is a coarse cloth short jacket and the other is a silk mandarin jacket. It is clear at a glance which one is better.
Although I was holding a dog in my arms, only the two arms were warmer, while the other places were very cool!
"Shut up, all of you! When you were shouting and gloating about my misfortune, have you ever considered my feelings!?"
Guo Dong shouted frantically on the side: "You are all wearing thicker fabrics, what about me!? What am I wearing!?"
Looking at himself, he was wearing a big red cotton-padded jacket with a snow-white fox fur on it. Not only did it hang down to his heels, but the collar on top also kept warm up to his ears. Compared with the woolen material, the collar also fell on both sides.
With Beibi and Chen He on his shoulders, I don’t know how hot this outfit is!
"Director, I am known to everyone as a little stove, okay!? I no longer need to keep warm. Look at how pitiful Brother Chen'er is with so little clothes. Why don't you give him my clothes?
!”
As he spoke, Guo Dong stretched out his hand and pointed to a big black cow holding a knife by his side, but the clothes he was wearing were in tatters and had patches everywhere, and he didn't look warm at all: "I'm a fierce general, okay?
Okay!? Your clothes and sword should belong to me!"
As he spoke, Guo Dong rushed forward and pulled off the clothes of the big black cow.
Although it's a little ugly, a little shabby, and a little beggar-like, at least it's cool!
Of course, what Guo Dong wants to say and want to do most is to go shirtless together!
It's so hot here in Hekou, why do you have to wear such thick and long clothes?
What a waste of fabric!
It’s better to go shirtless together!
Especially it would be better if beibi and the female guest could be shirtless together!
"Director, please let the guests come out quickly. If they don't come out, Chen He will be on the table!"
Chen He smiled awkwardly, and then Guo Dong silently took out a spice box: "I brought cumin!"
Beibi took out a pair of chopsticks: "We have chopsticks too, and the big black cow has a knife. Now we still need some salt and pepper noodles. Who brings them?"
Chen He's eyes widened: "Hey, hey, hey! Didn't we agree that this issue will be a treasure hunt feature!? Why did it suddenly become such a terrible thing as cannibalism!?"
Deng Chao took out a pack of chili noodles: "Cannibalism? How could it be possible? Don't you understand who you are by now?"
Chen He breathed a sigh of relief. It's not just about eating him, nothing else matters: "What is my identity!?"
After saying this, he lowered his head and looked at his own clothes, and then looked at the other people, and suddenly realized: "You civilians, I am the commander! Commander! You are still not polite when you see me!?"
Seeing Chen He's arrogance, everyone else chose to remain silent. Only the little cheetah stabbed him into the heart without hesitation: "Still so handsome!? You are just a roasted whole pig now! Stop struggling,
Where’s the salt I asked you to bring!?”
Zhuhe's eyes widened: "Is this what you said about asking me to replace salt for myself!?"
From the place where the gun case should be on the back, Zhuhe took out a packet of salt: "This is really bringing salt for yourself!!"
"Don't talk nonsense to him! My lord, kill the pig! Eat the meat!"
"Coming!"
The big black cow responded and waved his knife, ready to come over to kill the pig and divide the meat!
"Stop! Let's see who dares to act arrogant in my Crescent Hotel! Where is the slave!?"
Just as Zhuhe was being held by Guo Dong and Deng Chao, and the little cheetah was dragging his limbs and lifting him into the air, causing him to scream like a pig being killed, suddenly a sound of a young management woman's scream came, and then six people were seen.
A man in black armed with a stick appeared, and with three sticks and two sticks, he repelled the guys who wanted to kill the pig for meat, and saved the pig crane, which was as heavy as a pig.
"How brave, how dare you make trouble in my Crescent Hotel!? And you dare to hurt my Buddha!? Think of me..."
What do you think I am?
Looking at Zhuhe's face and his clothes, the visitor couldn't help but think of the real Buddha. Tears burst into his eyes and he was speechless and choked.
"Have you guys noticed the price? You ladies have already made this expression. Don't you know what you are thinking? Why don't you take away the pig pretending to be Buddha and take it to the kitchen to be braised?
!?"
Lord Buddha!?
Stick slave!?
Zhu He blinked his eyes and suddenly remembered that the filming had just been completed. In a few days, around the time this program was broadcast, it should be a TV series that had reached the stage of popularity, a big IP drama.
"Wait... wait! New Moon! New Moon! Little Yueyue! No! I am really your Buddha, I am Qishan, Zhang Qishan! I just look fat because of my thick clothes! Really,
You have to believe me!"
These stick slaves were all stick monks borrowed from the Shaolin Temple. The six of them could pick up a pig with their sticks without any problem, so when they saw them actually picking themselves up and sending them to the kitchen to be braised, Zhu He immediately became anxious.
He shouted sternly at the young lady.
I saw this pretty young lady wearing a slim-fitting white windbreaker with thick fur velvet on the collar and cuffs to keep warm. She snorted softly: "You're lying!"
Then he looked around and came to Guo Dong's side with a smile: "I obviously love the second master!"
Guo Dong didn't say anything, and Beibi beside him stopped: "Hey! You are Yin Xinyue, the eldest lady of the Crescent Hotel. That pig is your food, and February Red is mine, okay!?"
You should have understood by now that the theme of these people today is treasure hunting, and the role play is Laojiumen.
The costumes of these people are exactly the poster photos of several people from Laojiumen.
Deng Chao's eighth master Qi Tiezui, Guo Dong's second master Yueerhong, Little Cheetah's fifth master Wu Laogou, Big Black Niu's sixth master Heibei Laoliu, Chen He's Buddha Zhang Qishan, Wang Zulan's Chenpi Asi,
Beibi is a girl, and Miss Yin Xinyue is the only original one among the nine...Little Bones Li Ying.
Then the director announced the identities of several people: "Everyone, Wu Sansheng, a great master in the tomb robbing world, obtained a jade chrysalis from the ancient tomb of the Warring States Period..."
"Wait a moment!"
Guo Dong interrupted the director: "Wu Sansheng!? Director, shouldn't Wu Sansheng be Wu Laogou's son?"
Guo Dong looked at the little cheetah in his arms whose baby was snatched away by Li Ying and Beibi: "Brother Kai, if your son found the jade chrysalis, he didn't take it home quickly. He hid it somewhere else and made us come all the way."
Come here and find me, you are doing nothing to educate your son!"
The little cheetah was stunned for a moment, then reacted: "Yes, this girl, if I had known I should have thrown away the placenta and raised him up, the worst he could have been like Chen He!"
Chen He stared, oh, they threw away my placenta when I was born and raised it!?
If I hadn't been so hot that I was almost ripe, I would have let you know that the placenta is not something to be trifled with... Bah, I would have let you know what love as thick as a mountain is!