Not long after Guo Dong had applied medicine to cover the scars on his body, and was about to sleep for a few hours before dawn, someone suddenly rang the doorbell.
"I'm going, it's only half past two in the morning, who is this?"
Turning his head to look at the time on the clock, he couldn't help but feel a little speechless, but he was now living in a room reserved by the Running Man program team. The entire floor was filled with related personnel from the Running Man program team. In order to ensure privacy, unless it was someone from above
Leaders and other well-known celebrities, otherwise even waiters are generally not allowed to come up, so at this time, apart from the program staff, there are only a few people knocking on the door.
"Is it because Beibi is unbearably lonely and tossing and turning? Should I give in or not?"
Guo Dong rubbed his chin and guessed with a lewd smile. Then he casually wrapped his lower body in a bath towel without wearing any clothes, walked over and opened the door to greet the beautiful woman who knocked on the door in the middle of the night... Well, a nineteen-year-old girl
Little beauty.
"...It's only half past two, what do your program crew want to do? Believe it or not, I'll jump out of the window in a minute to protest?"
Although the person outside the door is a beautiful woman, she is not Beibi, but a young assistant newly recruited by the program team and her own photographer. She is holding a letter in her hand and is drooling at her twelve-pack abs.
.
"Are you trying to make me a traitor or a killer? Is this really okay with you, the show crew? Those guys who have no other use than tearing out their brains to make soup and eating them with chopped green onions and sesame oil,
If you ask me to be the killer, isn't this not giving them a way to survive? By the way, who is my partner this time? Or is it A? In fact, compared to A, a good man, I still prefer Si.
Linna and heibi.”
Looking at the letter handed to him by the other party, Guo Dong curled his lips: "I'm not bragging to you, I can sell the brains of those six to human traffickers with my eyes closed, and they have to shed tears of gratitude.
All my salary for the next three years will be deposited into my bank card as a thank you fee!"
The photographer and the program assistant who sent him the message looked at him speechlessly.
Is it really okay for you to slander those people so unscrupulously? When they find out, are you sure you won’t be torn into pieces by them?
"Dear Running Man: Since the show started airing, you have given the audience..."
Eight times on the acupressure board, four times in the mud pool, fifteen times in the water, as well as singing on the roller coaster and crossing the river with a paper boat.
Let me go, this statistics, either people who have been to Running Man or die-hard fans of Running Man, otherwise, even Running Man would not have such detailed statistics, and every word is so full of blood and tears of accusation!
Not enough physical strength, endless mental energy, endless clothes to change, and not enough sleep.
Look at the bottom to protest against the program team for a decisive battle, and there is a W·X in the signature column.
WX?
Wu Xin?
It shouldn’t be, has he ever been to Running Man, and the initials of a person’s name should not be separated in the middle, which means they are two people?
Talking about two people... Guo Dong twitched the corner of his mouth, W, if he guessed correctly, the stupid guy who can live a decent life is back!
Year-end settlement with the program team?
The game projects are designed by the program team, and the difficulty of the game is determined by the program team. Whether it is successful or not is also decided by others, and you have to settle with them?
Forget it, because the previous program was delayed, this program will be broadcast on the first night of New Year's Eve. It's the Chinese New Year, let's make everyone happy.
But what the hell is the X at the end!?
What’s new in the new year?
Or yell at sister Xie Yilin?
The word "xie" used in the surname is xie, starting with X!
While thinking about it, Guo Dong reached out to take a signboard and designed his own protest sign.
"Protest, protest! Protest, protest!"
A few hours later, for the first time, the program team allowed everyone to sleep until nine o'clock before gathering. However, this did not make everyone happy. Instead, they walked into a small conference room with a heavy heart and shouted in protest.
"I want to protest!"
Chen He didn't sit down at all. He directly picked up his protest board and slammed it on the table with Duang's voice: "What I want to protest is the Quagmire Game! This game project is really tiring and very energy-consuming.
! And the most important thing, the most unbearable thing is that it takes at least an hour to wash off the mud. People are soaked in rotten bladders (soaked and swollen), and the mud has not been completely washed away! Especially
If one ear is not good, it is easy for there to still be stones in it a few months later!"
"Yes, I still have it in my ear. Do you want me to take it out and show it to you?"
Before Chen He finished speaking, Beibi had already agreed. Seeing that the goddess had taken the lead, the little cheetah beside him immediately wanted to cooperate, but was interrupted by a scream.
"Ah! Ah~ It hurts so much! It hurts so much! Brother Chao, save me, save me~! Quick, help me pull it out!"
Hearing Guo Dong's screams, everyone was stunned. Deng Chao subconsciously hugged Guo Dong's shoulders and asked anxiously: "Jelly! Jelly! What's wrong? What's wrong with you?"
Don’t be scared! Director! Hurry, call an ambulance! Where are the first responders? You... your uncle’s jelly!"
Seeing Guo Dong stop screaming and then pull out a diamond the size of a quail egg from his ear, although Deng Chao didn't understand how this guy did it, he couldn't help but sincerely greet his uncle.
.
"Director, look, such a big stone, this is what I heard last time in Luoyang! The quagmire game is so inhumane! Ban it! It must be banned!"
"..."
Everyone was speechless as they looked at Guo Dong, who was screaming just now, convulsing and almost foaming at the mouth. In the blink of an eye, he was resurrected with full blood and magic. Look at the perfectly cut stone in his hand.
Diamond, except for Beibi who screamed and pounced on him, everyone else couldn't wait to take out the blue-flaming Gatling and beat him for two hours!
"Diamond! Diamond! What a beautiful diamond! Mine!"
Seeing Beibi rushing towards her like a vicious dog, Guo Dong stretched out his hand and grabbed the collar of her neck with a speechless expression and looked at the camera: "Old Huang, take away this crazy bitch of yours quickly.
Go treat foot and mouth disease!”
Seeing Beibi baring her teeth and claws as if she had lost her mind, the little cheetah couldn't stand it any longer. He quickly came over and took the former goddess, now a crazy woman suffering from mad cow disease, away and pushed her back to her seat. Then she continued to protest, diverging from what she had just said.
Awkward topic.
"To be honest, director, it's okay for us to stay up late, until dawn, but getting up early is just a trump card for us, killing all of us!"
Guo Dong pressed the button on the edge of the ear where the diamond had just been dug out: "I think it's not bad. Every morning I go to the roof of the building to box and practice. After finishing the boxing, I still have time to watch the sunrise and collect all the purple energy from the east."
, which morning didn’t I bring your breakfast for you?”
Whoosh!
Everyone turned their heads and stared at Guo Dong who was trying to make trouble again with a pair of dead fish eyes: "Where are you from? Are you here to make trouble today?"
Guo Dong shrugged, smiled and looked at the camera: "Dear viewers, which one is better at making a fortune? There are diamonds hidden in the quagmire of Running Man! One lasts forever and only costs 19 yuan!"
"roll!"
Everyone glared at him and roared. They had agreed to hold a protest meeting, and this bastard almost got into trouble!
"Okay, okay, let's continue the protest. Kaikai, what is your protest?"
Deng Chao winked at Da Hei Niu, and the two men directly controlled his mouth and hands, allowing the protest meeting to continue.
Chen He protested against the quagmire, one of the three worst nightmares for running men. Little Cheetah and Beibi successively protested against the acupressure board and the water, which were the remaining three nightmares. Big Black Bull protested against a clothing issue that was uniquely sad for him. In addition, there were
Deng Chao protested against the issue of hidden traitors, and Wang Zulan protested against the issue of insufficient IQ in brain-burning games.
Finally, it’s Guo Dong’s turn. When this guy came in, he kept the content of his protest board very secret. Even now, let alone these six, even the program team doesn’t know what Guo Dong’s protest is.
"Protest! I want to protest!"
The big black cow finally took his hoof away from his mouth. After Guo Dong retched, he took away a piece of cloth covering the protest board and threw it aside, and launched his own protest: "I want to protest.
, the program team is simply too LOW!”
"It doesn't matter if there are no crocodiles in the quagmire. Can you add some emulsion glue to increase the adhesion? If you go down, you can still come up. Is that called a quagmire?"
"You used a plastic acupressure board? Does that work? Next time, if you don't use metal nails, a three-edged bayonet, and the largest injection needle, I will go and lean against your window in the middle of the night!"
"Is the water cold? Isn't it called cold water if there is not more than half solid crushed ice? Is it because you are drifting, or is it because my little stove can't lift the knife?"
"There are also traitors, undercover agents, killers, etc. Can you match me with some decent opponents? Otherwise, just these few? A second-class cripple in body, a super retarded brain, I will bully
I really don’t feel a sense of accomplishment!”
"And more! I get angry when I talk about the brain-burning problem. The program team, can't you set a higher level when setting up brain-burning games? Every time you say it will be a brain-burning special, I get annoyed every time.
All I want to do is yawn, please, after all, I am also an unparalleled warrior and the nation’s boyfriend, so you can’t always let me drop my score like this, right?”
Having said this, Guo Dong looked at the people in the petrochemical industry and nodded to the big black cow: "As for Brother Chen'er's protest, I don't think there is any need to accept it. If the big black cow doesn't plow the land, how can it highlight the superiority of the landlord?"
?”
Plow... till the land?
The big black cow's eyes glared angrily: "Fuck him!"
"Kill him!"
As the big black bull started to move, several runners and the show crew couldn't bear it any longer. They rushed up behind the big black bull, pinned Guo Dong down and beat him violently.