"Where is Jelly? How is he? I just called him many times but he didn't reply."
"I don't know. When I was halfway through, the car had already passed him. The rest...just let fate dictate everything!"
The conversation between Deng Chao and Da Hei Niu made everyone's hearts sink.
Soon, the program crew ran to the other seven people who were exhausted and whose throats and lungs felt like they were on fire and took them back to the warehouse at the tram base.
"Where's Jelly? Why didn't you see him?"
After all seven people arrived, they waited for a while but didn't see Guo Dong. The captain, Deng Chao, couldn't help but ask.
"Do you still have to ask? This guy must be busy picking up girls, flirting with girls, and being courteous! He is a heterosexual and inhumane bastard. Is this the first day you met him?"
Several people were stunned and speechless, not at this realization, but at the sour tone in Beibi's words.
Is this...jealous?
Deng Chao, Da Hei Niu and Chen He all frowned involuntarily.
They couldn't help but glance at Chen He, then at Shagen'er, and finally at Beibi, and their hearts sank a little.
They are a male running team, not a marriage team!
"I'm back, I'm back!"
Fortunately, the return of Guo Dong and Xi Xi broke the awkward atmosphere.
"This bastard, I knew he would come back like this!"
Looking at Xi Xi, who was sitting on Guo Dong's arms with a shy and beautiful smile, Beibi snorted a little sourly for some reason.
"How was it? Did you finally catch up?"
Sha Gen'er was the first one to run over and break the sweet romance between the two, earning four white eyes in unison.
"Catching up? How is it possible! When I was halfway through, the car was already at the finish line, okay?"
Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief: "No way!?"
"Jelly, are you kidding me?"
"No, no, no, this must not be true!"
Guo Dong shrugged: "I also hope it is fake, but it turns out that it is impossible for a two-legged one to run faster than a four-legged one, not to mention that if a tram counts as one leg,
How many legs would that be?"
Although Guo Dong's words were a wisecrack, Deng Chao and others' hearts began to sink more and more.
Because Guo Dong’s words really couldn’t be more correct!
"Hey, aren't you an unparalleled warrior? Where are the unparalleled warriors you promised? You should use your special kills and amplify your moves!"
Who can resist Guo Dong like this, apart from beibi, I would not be the second choice.
"Sister, I'm bragging, I'm just talking, did you really listen to me!?"
Guo Dong put down Xi Xi and roared a little crazy.
"Then don't be so arrogant before! We thought you had a chance to win!"
The director coughed and interrupted the furious Beibi and others: "Well, let's announce the results of the first round of challenges. Because of some irresistible centers, unfortunately, your challenge..."
At this point, the director paused: "...success!"
Um?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then reacted and their eyes widened in disbelief!
Their challenge...succeeded?
"Brother Xindong will have eternal life. Brother Xindong will not fail the exam. When you are in danger, shout Brother Dong three times!"
The director announced that the challenge was a success. There was no more fun to tease these bad friends. Guo Dong could only find another way to continue teasing the poor.
"What? Brother Dong's name is powerful in the world?"
Some people's eyes lit up. After all, it was impossible for Guo Dong's skills not to leave a mark on some groups that were related to the embarrassment.
"No, shout Brother Dong three times... Brother Dong is not working!"
The first half of the sentence was very powerful and calm, but in the second half, Guo Dong covered his face and cried sadly: "In the early years, I was surrounded by three people. I could have solved the problem calmly, but after I reported my name,
Instead, I was severely beaten, otherwise I would be more handsome than Hua Tsai, Chengwu, and Yanzu combined!"
Haha...haha!
Everyone looked at him with a teddy expression on their faces. Only Shagen'er, who was not very familiar with him, blinked and asked: "When were you beaten? Aren't your kung fu very powerful?"
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Guo Dong stared at the ceiling with tears in his eyes: "Kindergarten middle class, four and a half years old!"
"Oh my God, someone beat you up at such a young age? Isn't it so inhumane? You didn't report the crime?"
Shagen'er's eyes widened.
"Report a crime? After I went home and told my dad, my dad pushed me on the bed and beat me for three and a half minutes."
"Why?"
This time everyone became curious. Their son was beaten. Why did he still have to beat him if he didn't give up?
"Because the ones who beat me were three three-and-a-half-year-old girls who had just entered the kindergarten class..."
After laughing for a while, the group took a break and went to the play lawn of the Youth Culture Park according to the new task card requirements.
"Director, where is the promised playground? Where is the promised hometown of the big black cow? Why did we appear on the riverside!?"
Seeing the Yangtze River so close, and then looking at the large area of drink bottles and tapes on the ground, even Guo Dong felt that he was not well, let alone Deng Chao and others, they went crazy on the spot.
Roared.
How to cross a thousand meters of river with these ordinary plastic bottles and tape?
Why don't you give me some sheepskins and let me blow a sheepskin raft over there!
But everyone said that today they are the ones challenging the program team, so it is doomed. They only have the right to admit defeat today, but not the right to choose.
And admit defeat?
"Isn't it the Yangtze River? The train has already passed it, what else can we not surpass or defeat?"
More than 1,200 meters wide?
Guo Dong's lips curled up, it's time to show off his skills again!
Nine people are divided into three groups, each group has three people. However, how to group them is a problem. The most reasonable way to distribute them is to distribute them according to the principle of average weight. But in this case, everyone will have to report their own weight.
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"Guo Dong, how do you look so tall? You actually weigh 209 pounds?"
Guo Dong said he weighed 100 kilograms, but no one believed it. The program team immediately responded to Chen He's request and gave Guo Dong an electronic scale. When he took it, the weight was higher than the number Guo Dong said before.
It's several pounds heavier!
Looking at Guo Dong's figure, which was only as wide as his own, and looking at the weight that was almost thirty kilograms more than his own, Chen He suddenly felt that the whole world was radiating malice towards him!
"Actually, this is not bad. Beibi and Yifei are the weakest, and Jelly'er's strength and physical fitness are the strongest among us. It is most suitable for him to take care of the two girls. And with his weight,
The most even solution is to have two girls in a group with him!"
Otherwise, what should we do? Guo Dong's own weight is almost as much as the combined weight of the Baolan brothers. If we don't add up the weight, there is no Chen Hezhong, Beibi and Xixi can share it with him, so how to divide it?
Two four three? Or two two two three?
Therefore, although some people were unwilling to do so, they could only watch Guo Dong take away two goddesses at once.
"Guo Dong, is this a boat? Why does it look like a cylinder to me?"
At first, the three groups were all the same. They used the plugging method to piece together a pile of beverage bottles into something like a bamboo raft. But then when others were reinforcing the third layer, Guo Dong made it stronger than the others.
The much wider hulls of both groups became a barrel, supported by several drink bottles in the middle, allowing Xi Xi and Beibi to wrap it tightly.
Especially the two ends are sealed tightly!
"Of course it's a ship, and it's the earliest ship!"
Guo Dong smiled and put the big plastic cylinder, which was quite heavy and filled with sirloin vinegar, on his shoulders: "Have you only heard of bamboo rafts and sheepskin rafts, but not canoes?
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While talking, Guo Dong walked to the river and threw his plastic bottle canoe in, and taught the technical control Daheiu a lesson: "Flat sheets are indeed the most buoyant shape, but they are also
The least stressed and most easily deformed shape. Our boat is made of hundreds of bottles. There is no integral item that can penetrate the entire hull, head and tail in any direction, whether front or rear, left or right, up or down.
Or diagonally opposite to strengthen the overall fixation and unity."
Having said this, Guo Dong stretched out his palm, flattened it first, and then hooked his fingers halfway up to form a bowl-like shape: "In this way, although the buoyancy of the hull is very excellent, the integrity is very weak. Once deformed,
The boat will become a bowl, and you will become glutinous rice balls in the bowl!"
Gudong!
Although the river water in Sanjiu is in Jinling and in the south, there is no need to test the temperature. Just think about it and you will know how cold it is. But when the time comes, you will have to be half-immersed in the water to cross the Yangtze River.
Several of them suddenly wanted to commit suicide.
"But at least that way it won't capsize, and you..."
Da Hei Niu was dissatisfied and reached out to poke at Guo Dong's canoe. Then he saw the canoe spinning in the water.
"So I didn't suggest that you do the same just now, because I can use my control of my body and strength to ensure the balance of the canoe and prevent it from flipping over in the water. Moreover, I only need to sit in the middle, not only
Being able to maintain balance, my little stove can also use the heat radiated from the body to help them get rid of the coldness brought by the river water on their legs that are stretched out into the water."
Guo Dong gradually laughed when he said this: "Brother Dong said, I am an unparalleled warrior, my body is unique in the world, and I cannot be compared to you second-class cripples!"
After saying this, Guo Dong jumped deep into the water, avoiding the big black bull, and Deng Chao who noticed the situation and kicked him out in unison, with unabashed smiles like
I sat on it as if I were riding a horse, crossing my legs.
"Two princesses, would you like to ride on this unparalleled goddess with your knights, and gallop together on the battlefield, crossing the mist and thousands of miles?"