(Thanks to A_Xuzhou big brother @张 Zhangzhang for the 1888 reward. Sorry, because I lacked energy before, the reward has not been updated until now!
"Leave these three people to me!"
Now that we have decided to cheat, there is no need to hide and tuck in. The little cheetah stepped forward to block the three men in black who wanted to sneak attack: "Group, you stay and help me, beibi, you and the baby are a team.
Go complete the mission and leave the rest to us!"
Guo Dong glanced at the three guys, without stopping, walked to Xi Xi's side, squatted down and stretched out his arms.
The boyfriend number Luanjia came online again. Guo Dong took Xixi and left here without looking back. He took big steps and chased in the direction where Dahei Niu and Deng Chao escaped just now: "Xixi, wait a minute, Dahei Niu and I will
Hei Niu has taken care of the three animals. You let Brother Chao protect you to complete the mission. You and Beibi don't have to worry about anything else. They only need to be responsible for completing the mission. We will defeat the ten enemies soon.
"
Xixi nodded, and then looked at the five people who had caught up with Dahei Niu and Deng Chao and were entangled in a melee. Xixi immediately jumped when Guo Dong squatted down.
Come down.
"Brother Chao, kill this treasonous pig and crane and make it stewed with sauerkraut, and then go with Xixi to complete the mission. Leave this place to me and Brother Chen'er!"
As he spoke, Guo Dong rushed forward like a gust of wind, replaced Deng Chao, and stood in front of Dwayne Johnson, who had stopped for some reason after discovering him.
"Hello Johnson, welcome to China. I like your movies very much, especially when I watched The Mummy 2 when I was a kid!"
Guo Dong's fluent English stunned Dwayne Johnson for a moment. Then Dwayne Johnson did not step forward to attack. Instead, he asked a question that had nothing to do with Running Man: "Many people have challenged you. You
Why has there never been a response?”
After holding down the pig that had defected to the enemy country and letting Goddess Xixi save the traitor in person, Deng Chao, who was hesitating whether to help the big black cow or protect Xixi and go on a mission, immediately stopped.
.
What? How could he understand him if his English is not good?
Haha, do you really believe that the program requires it?
After all, Deng Chao is also the vice president of the National Actors Guild. Is he really the best scumbag among scumbags?
Not only him, but also Da Hei Niu and Jin Zhongguo stopped fighting when they heard this question, wanting to hear how Guo Dong would answer this question.
You know, since the last time Guo Dong went to Bangzi Country to pretend to be a big dick, there have been too many people who want to challenge him, domestic and foreign, well-known and unknown, there are hundreds of people in total, but Guo Dong
But there was never a single challenge.
"Because my Weibo account is controlled by my sister, even though I don't have money to manage the agency, all announcements and itinerary arrangements have to go through her to find me, which is considered my role as an agent. She and my grandmother are afraid that I will get hurt.
So I declined all challenges. I didn’t know the early stage, but later…”
In the later period, many people caused a stir on the Internet. It is impossible for Guo Dong not to know, but he still did not accept the challenge. Some people also asked this question, but Guo Dong never accepted the challenge at all, and did not even respond. Why?
As a result, she lost nearly half of her fans. If Running Man's popularity hadn't added many more fans to him, he would have turned into a has-been street star.
"... I suddenly found out later, but fighting in China is illegal, and for official fighting competitions, I don't have a professional fighting athlete certificate or a formal competition qualification certificate. The previous time in Bangzi Country was through my sister's relationship
, held in the name of a friendly exhibition match, is neither a formal fighting competition nor a private illegal fight."
At this point, Guo Dong was helpless: "Do you think I don't want to teach those bastards who dance as happily as my grandchildren? I have always had a soft spot for beating people, but those people are so powerful that they can't help me.
Do you need me to apply for a fighting sports athlete's certificate and then hold a formal fighting competition? According to Chinese law, if an illegal fight causes disability, not only will you be fined, but you will also be sentenced. I am a public figure after all, and the impact is even greater.
No, the sentencing will be severe. I have to go to jail for a few years just to play house with those little bastards who are looking for a beating. Am I stupid?"
Poof!
When everyone heard the answer given by Guo Dong, they couldn't help but burst into tears.
They thought of too many reasons. For example, Guo Dong had a boxing fight before. For example, he received threats and could not enter the ring again. Even after returning from the Great Wall World, everyone thought that his injuries were not treated well. On the surface, they were nothing.
I still have hidden wounds on my body and I can't do anything about it.
But when they beat them to death, they didn't expect that this guy who was violent and didn't care about human life. His cousins said he was too murderous and inhumane. He was actually afraid of being invited to tea by the police uncle.
, and provides long-term free room and board, so you have always turned a blind eye!?
This reason... is simply because I’m trying to hurt your second uncle!
"What if these problems can be solved? Will you accept the challenge?"
Dwayne Johnson was calm for a long time, then he remembered a friend's entrustment and quickly continued to ask questions.
This time he came to participate in the running man and became one of the three people in the monster group, but he didn't care about a penny. Otherwise, with his status, he would not even consider participating unless it was worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
, especially a monster who only appears in a dozen scenes, and may not necessarily have a two-minute cameo in total.
The main reason was that he was asked by a friend, who happened to be here to do an activity, so after completing the activity, he took the initiative to come to Guo Dong to invite him to fight. In the end, the program team took advantage of the topic and became one of the three monsters.
"Won't!"
Um?
Why still won’t accept the challenge?
Hearing that Guo Dong refused without hesitation, everyone looked at him in confusion.
"Unless there is a life and death contract recognized by the countries where both parties are located, oh, it is also a casualty exemption form. In addition, if the competition venue is in China, I will get airsick and it will be too tiring to go abroad!"
Dwayne Johnson’s brows furrowed. Guo Dong’s request was too much, right?
"Don't bother me! I'm actually not very interested in these things, because those experts you think are as weak as babies to me. They think they are a joke, but to me they are just playing house. More
What's more, they want to duel with me to prove themselves, in other words, they want to step on me to get the upper hand, why should I give in and obey them?"
Looking at The Rock's expression, Guo Dong understood what he was thinking. In front of him, his five fingers were like hooks and he inserted them into the wall on one side without any hesitation. While The Rock was shocked and sweating profusely, he continued
Said: "I don't need any jackpots or bonuses from them, nor do I need them to meet any stringent requirements. I just don't want to play with those weaklings and violate the law. Isn't it okay? You know, I am a very family-oriented person.
A law-abiding citizen!”
Xixi looked at him speechlessly, and the corners of her mouth twitched involuntarily.
Are you a law-abiding citizen?
If others don’t know what you’ve done, don’t I know?
Song Chengxian's whole family was previously on the headlines. Who was it that caused my aunt to have nightmares for more than two months?
Chi!
Everyone was stunned and looked at Xi Xi who was holding Guo Dong's name tag in disbelief.
"Xixi! You?"
Everyone was stunned by this sudden change, and Guo Dong even looked at Xi Xi in disbelief.
"Me? What am I?"
With a snap, Xixi slapped the name tag back on Guo Dong's back: "You bastard, I can't bear it anymore! I originally wanted to lead someone to beat you up, but you are so disgusting! You bastard
Why is this guy so thick-skinned than before? How did you lie without blushing and with your eyes open without a beating heart? I’m regretting now why I didn’t knock you out when I jumped off your arm?
"
Xixi quirked her lovely nose and made a killing gesture with her hand on her neck.
"Are you the ultimate killer king?"
Gudong!
Looking at Jin Zhongguo and Dwayne Johnson beside them, and then thinking about the congratulations on changing their identities immediately after being eliminated, Deng Chao and Da Hei Niu looked at each other and ran away in perfect agreement.
Kim Chung-kook and The Rock are enough to make people collapse, but now an all-powerful beast comes along?
Can you still give me a way to survive?
Even if it was a cat-and-mouse game before, at least it would make these mice seem like they still have a way to survive and try to walk away!
But how to play now?
"Forget it, there's actually nothing wrong with being a man in black. Come on, put on my clothes!"
Guo Dong was stunned for a long time, and then shook his head. He should have thought of it a long time ago. Shagener is the return of the veteran and one of the former victims. It is reasonable to challenge the show team, but what about Xixi? Family members?
She is not considered a family member, at least not in the official written capacity, and she has never participated in the filming of Running Man before. How can she empathize with her and understand her better than others?
Why hadn't I discovered such a huge flaw before?
Guo Dong thought for a long time and found only one reason to explain.
Yan is justice!
"I'm sorry, I am the ultimate killer king. The people I kill are completely eliminated, not resurrected, and have not changed camps. You can go to prison and stay well!"
After Xixi finished speaking, she waved her hand: "Take this bastard away!"
Guo Dong was taken away, just like when he was with the monk. The people he trusted the most, protected and doted on all the time were killed, and they were all women.
At this time, he couldn't help but recall what he once said to his good partner A La when he was killing people in the old castle, which was the battle for family rejuvenation.
That was what she said to A after the first family meeting, when the plan changed and he went to kill his sister and she was responsible for poisoning the little cheetah.
"...You go and kill that little cheetah that is defenseless against women and will continue to make the same mistake again if it dies at the hands of women ten thousand times..."
Guo Dong slapped himself hard on the forehead. He originally said what happened to the little cheetah, but what happened?
He and I are not much better than the little cheetah. It can be said that in this aspect, we are even worse than the little cheetah!
"Huh? Isn't this the direction to the prison?"
When he first looked for the room where the production team was located, Guo Dong accidentally discovered the location of the prison, but the direction he was taken by the staff at this time was obviously not the route to the prison!
"It's not about going to jail. The director and producer have something to do with you."
As he spoke, the staff also let go of Guo Dong's hand.
Since he is not being 'taken to prison' and detained, there is no need to show off.
"Director Chen and the landlady? What are they two busy people doing looking for me?"