223 The enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield
"Um...Xiao Feifei, why are you here?"
The next morning, Ji Xiaowan, who had been hungover all night, rolled over from the bed and rubbed her aching brain. As soon as she walked out of the bedroom and was about to go to the bathroom for a weight loss routine, she found a person lying on the sofa in a daze.
When I looked over, I saw that it was my childhood sweetheart Li Yunfei.
"wrong!"
Ji Xiaowan blinked her eyes and looked at Li Yunfei, who was shirtless and only wearing a pair of shorts late at night, and reflected: "Li Yunfei! Why are you here with me!?"
Li Yunfei, who had just fallen asleep, rubbed his eyes and sat up. The two looked at each other in silence for a long time.
"I drank so much last night? Are you kidding me? Others don't know, but you don't know? I've been drinking so much on my eighteenth birthday and my college graduation, and I only had one bottle! You now
Tell me, I drank a dozen bottles by myself last night?"
After a long while, Li Yunfei recounted what happened last night while holding his head against the humiliation caused by Ji Xiaowan's torture.
"What do you think? Otherwise, why do you think I'm like this? If you ask me carefully, I washed it six times and almost peeled off my own skin. I still smell of your vomit!"
Li Yunfei rolled his eyes, which made Ji Xiaowan feel a little embarrassed and let go of her bare hand on his ear.
This girl was addicted to drinking last night. After the two people left, he planned to leave with Ji Xiaowan, who was still 60% drunk, but who would have thought that after she was 60% drunk, the girl refused to leave and had to drag him to continue.
drink wine.
The two of them talked and laughed and drank, sometimes talking about her idol, sometimes talking about the more than twenty years that this childhood sweetheart had grown up, and how Li Yunfei grew up under her protection (bullying) when he was a child.
, how she helped him introduce more than a dozen girlfriends to him in adolescence but failed to succeed in any of them, and bluntly told him about his waste (obsession) and things (love), and even asked him if he was gay...
He drank until the barbecue chef closed the stall at two or three in the morning, and then Li Yunfei left with his childhood sweetheart who had drunk too much. As a result, he was in a bad mood. Not to mention his car, he even had the urge to throw it away. Later, he thought about himself
It’s not easy to grow up so big, and my parents had to wash my body and skin so much that I had to wash it over and over again, leaving behind the stinky skin of my own.
"...I treat you as a sister, but you want to have sex with me?"
Seeing that she only had a pair of large-sized shorts on her body, she had transformed from the dignified young master Yunfei to the young African refugee. Ji Xiaowan's brain twitched. She didn't know why, she turned into this after saying thank you.
Li Yunfei was stunned: "How do you know... uh, I mean, you drank too much and haven't sobered up yet?"
Ji Xiaowan raised her eyebrows angrily, stretched out her hand and grabbed Li Yunfei's relatively larger ear on the left, just like it had happened tens of thousands of times in the past twenty years, with the same movement, angle, and force: "Okay, little one
Feifei! Do you really want to rebel? Tell me, do you want to die or live!? If my sister doesn’t teach you to sing "Conquer" today, you won’t know what "Admit Mistake" is!"
Whoosh!
Feeling that he was about to be violently suppressed for the 16,203rd time, Li Yunfei quickly took out a piece of paper and placed it in front of Ji Xiaowan.
Of course, this piece of paper is not the man we can’t live without, Mao Zedong. In that case, he would definitely not be worth less than 10,000 yuan... cut into eight pieces!
On that piece of ordinary white paper, there was written a series of phone numbers and a confusing address.
"What's this?"
Li Yunfei looked at Ji Xiaowan, who looked at the note with a puzzled look for a long time, but didn't understand what it was, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "This is what Guo Ziliang, who saved you yesterday, gave to me before he left and asked me to hand it over to you.
He also asked you to take a look at your idol’s latest Weibo.”
Ji Xiaowan was stunned: "My idol?"
Li Yunfei nodded quickly: "Yes, that's what he said. He asked you to check the latest Weibo update of the King of the Daughter Kingdom after you wake up. Isn't the King of the Daughter Kingdom your idol Guo Dong?"
Having said this, Li Yunfei patted his forehead: "By the way, he also said that he was moving house on the sixth day of the twelfth lunar month, so we two could go over and have fun together."
Ji Xiaowan blinked, and suddenly her eyes widened as she pulled out her phone. Three seconds later, she exclaimed: "Oh my god, my god, my god, my god~~~"
Li Yunfei was shocked and quickly stood up to protect Ji Xiaowan: "Wanbao, Wanbao, what's wrong...I'm going!"
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a Weibo post on Ji Xiaowan's phone, and Li Yunfei's eyes widened immediately.
Because on Ji Xiaowan's cell phone, a Weibo post updated by Guo Dong last night was displayed: "Someone asked me before that ancient people all have cousins. I learned the kung fu of ancient generals on the battlefield, and when the ancient apprentices were apprentices, the master
We all have the habit of giving names and titles. Do I have it? I said yes. When I was a teacher, my master really followed the ancients and gave me a nickname. Master said that all five good generals will be the pillars of the country. My name is Guo Dong.
, then, I was given a cousin name - Ziliang, so everyone can also call me Guo Ziliang!"
Guo...Guo Ziliang!?
If Li Yunfei remembers correctly, when that person introduced himself last night, he said his name was Guo Ziliang?
"No wonder!"
Li Yunfei reached out and took Ji Xiaowan, who looked in disbelief, into his arms: "No wonder when I said I wanted to thank him last night, he said that saving you is what he should do. Not only do you not owe him, but he owes you a lot.
He also said that you paid a lot and worked hard for him."
"At that time, I didn't understand what was going on. I thought he drank too much. Turns out, he is your idol!"
Ji Xiaowan's expression alternated between surprise, confusion, confusion, and shock: "I just said that his voice sounded so familiar, and he was so MAN, so manly. It turns out that he is really the man of my family! Also,
Now that I think about Sister Xixi’s voice, it’s totally the voice of the fairy sister!”
Suddenly Ji Xiaowan's brows furrowed again: "No, even if it's because of drinking, the reality is different from what it looks like on TV, but the gap can't be so big. They are just two people! And isn't the make-up made to look younger and more beautiful?
?Why did they only look in their teens yesterday? They were just two high school students!"
Li Yunfei frowned slightly and then thought of something: "It's nothing. I know a kind of person who is similar to a makeup artist, but the makeup they paint is flawless, just like real people, and it's almost like Yi
Allow."
While talking, Li Yunfei took Ji Xiaowan's phone and found Xixi's Weibo. Sure enough, Xixi also updated a Weibo in the early hours of last night: "I met a new friend today and I had a lot of fun chatting with her."
There is also a screenshot below this line of text, which is a screenshot of her encyclopedia business card. There is an alias column below the Chinese name column, and the name An Feng is among it.
"Oh my god, it's really the two of them!"
Ji Xiaowan's eyes widened, then she remembered something and turned to look at Li Yunfei: "Did you just say that my boyfriend invited us to attend his housewarming?"
He turned over the note that he had just thrown aside out of surprise. He first saved the mobile phone number in his phone and marked the words "male ticket" in Li Yunfei's jealous eyes. Then he looked at Guo Guo in confusion.
That deceptive address left by Dong.
"I have inquired about this address before. If it is correct, it should be the one-to-one replica of the Lion Forest built by Wanda Wang's family on the edge of the West Lake..."
Ji Xiaowan nodded and patted Li Yunfei's dog head with satisfaction. Just when Li Yunfei was smiling and preparing to accept the goddess's praise, he suddenly felt a pain in his ear.
"Xiao Feifei, you did a good job. My sister really wants to praise you, but I just want to ask, who changed my clothes yesterday? Also, don't you want your paws anymore? Dare you hug me?
Follow me?"
Li Yunfei's eyes widened, and he stood up and wanted to run away, but his ears were rescued and he couldn't run away. He could only scream helplessly: "No, no, no, Wanbao, spare your life! No! NO!"
Elegant butterfly..."
Over here, Ji Xiaowan finally sobered up and discovered the true identities of the two people yesterday. She was planning to wait until the sixth day of the twelfth lunar month to attend Guo Dong's housewarming and teach Xiao Feifei how to be a new person. Over there, Guo Dong had already sent Qian Qian away.
After getting on the plane, he also got on another flight and appeared in front of Tangtang after a few hours of flight.
"Jelly, no matter what, I don't care! I want it too!"
For some reason, Tangtang suddenly rushed to Guo Dong, who was helping her organize documents and select people.
"What? What exactly are you talking about?"
Guo Dong looked confused. He didn't know what happened to this aunt who should have gone to rest. Why did she run over with visible resentment all over her body, with a sour smell that was like substance, and looked at him with a pair of bright eyes resentfully.
"See for yourself!"
Guo Dong took the cell phone handed over by Tangtang with a puzzled look on his face, and then burst into laughter. It turned out that Xixi had posted the events of the previous two days to a group called Dong (Dong) Fu, which immediately caused an uproar.
No, Guo Dong smiled and was about to comfort Xiao Jianzi when his phone rang. No, to be precise, it was ringing.
"As the saying goes, the enemy will arrive on the battlefield in five seconds. It seems I need to find a place to hide for a while. Gu Liang, would you mind running away with me?"
Half an hour later, Guo Dong's cell phone was completely blown up, and he said his last farewell by automatically shutting down.
Guo Dong smiled and threw his phone aside and came to the somewhat depressed Le Tangtang.
"No! Go find your goddess Xixi!"
Guo Dong laughed, bent down, and picked up Tangtang amidst Tangtang's exclamations, then reached out and slapped her on the buttocks: "Little lady, follow me up the mountain to be the wife of the stronghold!"
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Afterwards, Guo Dong ignored the company staff and left the company with Tangtang, who was screaming and resisting, under the admiration and astonishment of everyone. After a while, both of them changed their faces.
His face appeared in the streets and alleys, and finally he found a hotel nearby when the lanterns came on...