283 I am here to make things difficult for you fat tiger
The prelude to the happy worship music ended quickly. Guo Dong and Tie Niangzi looked at each other and then started singing.
"If you have forgotten your name, please follow me. Now let us worship happiness. If you have put down your burdens, please follow me. Let us spread the word and build a happy era..."
This song has been a chorus song from the beginning, and the male part is more obvious than the female part. Although it was included in Iron Maiden's music album at that time, many people can't help but think that this is a song dominated by boys and supplemented by girls.
's songs.
It is precisely because of this that Guo Dong's voice is very obvious and clear!
"I'm going~"
Someone stood up: "Did the program team find both original singers?"
Da Zhang Wei couldn't help but exclaim, because to their ears, it sounded like the original singer. Guo Dong's voice, intonation and some technical processing were exactly the same as Wei Bo, the original singer of this song.
Surprised?
Looking at the surprised guessers, especially A La and Little Cheetah, whom he was familiar with, Guo Dong laughed evilly.
Wait for something more surprising to you!
Soon, the song reached the middle part. After Guo Dong finished singing, "Tighten your pants and shirt, show off your figure. Don't be surprised if someone shows their gold teeth. Hip-hop is sprouting. Don't pull out their dentures." The two sang together again: "
LO POPPIN WE DAN'T NO STOPPING, sing with me, happy worship, happy harmless."
Snap!
Guo Dong and Tie Niangzi clapped their hands, turned around, and the two of them exchanged positions. From Guo Dong standing on the left and Tie Niangzi standing on the right, they changed to a position where women are on the left and men are on the right.
Guo Dong, who continued to sing, put away the microphone, while Iron Lady faced the microphone and sang the boys' part: "Although happiness is like a virus, the virus is contagious. In the 1990s, we were waiting for the millennium, PARTY, electronic
Play crazy music all night..."
This rendition, although it is her own song from the past, can be said to be extremely familiar, but it still makes the only thing Iron Maiden has about hiding and disguising her voice disappear, exposing her original voice.
Although those disguises and concealments are useless in themselves, they cannot hide her signature voice at all.
After a while, Iron Lady put down the microphone, and Guo Dong picked up the microphone. As soon as he spoke, everyone in the judging panel was so frightened that they stood up.
They no longer care whether the lyrics are wrong or not, and they can no longer hear whether the singing skills are good or not. Now they can only stare at Guo Dong with wide eyes and disbelief as he sings this with Iron Lady's signature voice.
The Iron Lady on the side is holding a microphone in her hand and waving it like a glow stick.
"What's going on?"
The little cheetah pulled up his hair frantically!
Wasn't it agreed that this iron lady is undoubtedly Shao Han herself?
So what happened to the guy who was unanimously identified as Wei Bo by all of them just now, but suddenly his voice changed to Shao Han?
Damn it!
Growing up, I had heard of crosstalk, but I had never heard of male and female voices appearing on the same person at the same time, and the voice was naturally flawless!
"Who is it? Who are you!?"
The two people here had just finished singing the song and bowed slightly to pay tribute to the audience. La A on the other side had already jumped up and pointed at Guo Dong and started questioning loudly.
"I?"
Guo Dong smiled and pointed at himself: "I am Nobita!"
Phew~
A La was so angry that she almost slapped him in the face with a mouthful of blood, but she also knew that if you want Guo Dong to say your name on this stage, you can't get him to take off his mask.
And the only way to take off his mask is to guess his name!
This is simply an endless cycle with no solution!
"Then let me ask you, your names are Daxiong and Fat Tiger, so why are you only called Daxiong now?"
Wu Qi on the side pulled A, and then looked at Guo Dong, but he didn't want to ask, and fell into Guo Dong's trap.
"Because you are the fat tigers!"
As he spoke, Guo Dong reached out and took off his mask under the astonished eyes of the guessing team.
"Your uncle!"
Seeing Guo Dong's face under the mask, the little cheetah couldn't help but cursed.
It wasn't that he recognized Guo Dong, but because there was another mask under the mask Guo Dong took off!
It’s the same routine as the fat tiger mask I wore before, it’s the head of a puppet suit, and the facial features are replaced by an emoticon, and it’s also a very famous emoticon.
The singer's very classic "I'm eating shit" emoticon in "Carmen" more than 20 years ago!
There is no doubt about the popularity of this emoticon. Naturally, everyone here knows where this emoticon comes from and what it means. Naturally, they also know Guo Dong’s full level of ridicule and willingness to attract hatred!
But if you think Guo Dong’s skills are limited to this, you are totally wrong!
Chi!
Guo Dong tore his clothes to pieces in everyone's shock. Only then did everyone realize that Guo Dong's puppet suit not only had two layers of headgear, but also two layers of clothes.
It was a thin outer layer, revealing a new set of clothes inside. With the new mask, everyone immediately recognized Guo Dong's appearance at this time. He was the unlucky Nobita who was often bullied by Fat Tiger.
But this time, the ‘Daxiong’ turned out to be a serf and sang the song.
Because in the middle of Nobita’s signature shirt is not a button, but a line of vertical characters!
"I'm just here to make things difficult for you, Fat Tiger!"
Everyone in the judging panel had their eyes widened!
MP! In the past, it was the members of the judging panel who made things difficult for these masked contestants, making things difficult for them and digging holes for them. But now there is a person who dares to say that he is here to embarrass them!?
Mud, this is really here to cause trouble!
The host said before that he was here to mess up the show. Everyone thought he was here to mess up the show crew, but unexpectedly, he was here to mess up their jury!
"Is it you, Daxiong, who is drifting away? Or is it that I, Fat Tiger, can't lift the knife!?"
The little cheetah immediately jumped up and pointed at Guo Dong and shouted angrily.
"The fact is obvious, you, Fat Tiger, can't carry the knife!"
Faced with the angry roar of the little cheetah, Guo Dong responded without hesitation.
"etc."
A on the side pulled the little cheetah that was about to go berserk, and glanced at the other people around him: "Did you notice that he didn't bring a voice changer? This is his own voice, and you heard what he just said.
Does the voice sound familiar to you?"
After A La reminded him, everyone looked at Guo Dong with wide eyes and disbelief, because they realized that the voice of Guo Dong's voice just now was exactly the same as his face!
"Did the program team invite the singer here!?"
Everyone, not only the jury, but also the audience couldn't help but have this idea!
"You're cheating! Did you make a mistake!?"
Little Cheetah went crazy: "When I came here, I told me that this was an entertainment program. I didn't expect that when I came, all of them were professional singers. Now here comes such a great person with a voice that can be changed and is suspected of being a singing god."
What are you going to do? My head is about to explode, you know?"
hehe.
If it were someone else, Jelly might be polite to him, but for one of those little cheetahs, I'm sorry, Guo Dong would fight back immediately even if he was sleepwalking!
So after Guo Dong chuckled twice, he directly used the voice of the pig crane and replied as soon as the little cheetah finished speaking: "Are you a pig?"
Crunch!
When the little cheetah heard the whole movement, he took a deep breath and felt like crying when he looked at the hair that had been pulled down by him.
"There is no doubt that this person is very familiar with you!"
A's eyes lit up, and with her reaction speed and impoliteness, she seemed to vaguely know who it was. Although it was just a hint of inspiration that she hadn't caught yet, she had already narrowed the scope a lot in an instant.
This made Guo Dong's eyes roll slightly - it looked like there was no time left to play.
"You know me well?"
The little cheetah looked at Guo Dong with wide eyes, but because the clothes Guo Dong chose were puppet clothes, he couldn't tell what his figure was like. He could be as thin as a bolt of lightning, or he could be as fat as a door panel. Just like
Fan Fan wore the same Dabai costume before. She can wear it, and so can Fat Mao. There won't be any difference in appearance between the two.
"Impossible! No one I know can sing so well!"
Little Cheetah shook his head vigorously. He was an actor, and most of his friends were actors, variety stars, or singers. He really didn't have many friends in his circle!
Especially Guo Dong, who not only changes his voice to an outrageous level, but is also very professional in terms of singing skills and techniques, making it almost impossible to find anyone with any flaws. The little cheetah searched through his own memory and couldn't find it.
A consistent one.
"Do you think he is really the God of Singing? After all, the God of Singing rarely makes announcements in recent years. It is not impossible for a person to pass the time by imitating when he is bored at home practicing his voice!"
Fortunately, just when Guo Dong rolled his eyes and Zhang Liangfeng frowned, the opponent's Zhu teammate gave a divine assist, instantly turning everyone's attention to the singer.
Who told him that when he spoke just now, except for the last sentence, it was the voice of the singer-goddess, and the mask on his face at this time was also the emoji of the singer-goddess?
"Dazhang Wei, you are ugly, stop talking!"
In order to express his gratitude to Da Zhangwei, the opponent's pig teammate, for his amazing assist, Guo Dong immediately said something in Hua Zai's voice, making everyone's eyes widen.
Damn it! You changed your voice again!?
"Who the hell are you!?"
This time, not only the little cheetah, but everyone stood up and roared at Guo Dong, but Guo Dong shrugged and said nothing.
"Well, it seems that we guess the judging panel has encountered the biggest challenge in history this time."
Wu Qi took a deep breath and looked at the group members around him: "Everyone, it's time to bayonet and see the red!"