(A big chapter of 4,200 words, congratulating everyone on a prosperous year and everything possible)
The little cheetah stood up from the chair and looked at Guo Dong seriously: "I can ask you a few questions for verification, or I can call you directly to see if you can answer the phone, or I can even go up and stand beside you.
There are many ways to confirm your identity based on the familiarity of your breath. But before that, I have one thing to ask you."
At this point, the little cheetah paused, stretched out a hand and shook it on his face, as if rubbing his face.
Guo Dong was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what the little cheetah meant.
Not many people know about his disguise, but they are not few either. Running Man is undoubtedly one of the people who know.
You can talk about some insignificant things casually, or even arrange them out of thin air. They are meant to undermine your friends.
But for some important things, these guys are more trustworthy than anyone else.
Guo Dong didn't speak, but he coughed. It seemed normal to others, but the little cheetah already knew what Guo Dong's answer was.
"Just now, all our clues were focused on the guy who was the number one evildoer in the men's running team. The most sinister and our most powerful guy. He was so powerful that he quit because of the longevity of the show team. This was the guy A La thought of first.
But it was also because when A went to verify his identity, he found out that he was a woman, and everything was overturned. Right?"
The little cheetah recounted what had just happened to everyone, and then dropped a bomb: "But what if this guy can disguise himself? Not only his face, but his body shape and even his gender can be changed in a short time.
Where is Rong?"
What!?
Everyone exclaimed. They felt that after participating in so many episodes of program recording, the number of exclamations combined was probably not as much as in this episode, and they were all concentrated on one person.
"What you're talking about isn't called disguise, is it called transformation!?"
Da Zhang Wei obviously didn't believe it, but A La's eyes lit up: "Are you sure?"
"I'm sure!"
After receiving a positive reply from Little Cheetah, others still couldn't believe it. A La, who had been in contact with Guo Dong, believed it without hesitation. She looked at Guo Dong with a frightening light in her eyes, but she didn't wait for her.
When he opened his mouth, Tao Zi beside him suddenly asked a question: "Did you debut in a talent show?"
She still didn't believe that Guo Dong's disguise technique was so perverted that he could even change his gender. It was unscientific to think about such a thing, so after thinking about it, she remembered that Guo Dong had just imitated Silina's voice to the point where even A
If you can't tell the difference between these sisters who have been inseparable around the clock for several months in order to cultivate a tacit understanding, eat, drink, have sex, and have joys and sorrows together, then you might as well just follow Silina's lead and ask.
Guo Dong pondered for a moment, and when he didn't know how to answer, he suddenly remembered something he did when he was sixteen years old, and snickered in his heart: "I once participated in a talent show."
Everyone was stunned, especially the little cheetah.
"Are you sure you entered the draft?"
The little cheetah's eyes stared at him: "You have to know that on this stage, you can choose not to answer, but you can never tell lies!"
Guo Dong looked back very calmly: "I did participate in the draft!"
Guo Dong answered affirmatively again, which immediately caused an uproar in the audience.
Although he debuted not long ago, and only one of his works can be said to be a masterpiece, he still has many fans. The most important thing is that his debut method is unique to Scorpion Baba, and he is known as the best in the history of the entertainment industry.
This is the first weird thing in history. Not only is it known to everyone, but it is also known to a few people.
But now it seems that their previous speculation has been overturned!?
"Why have you been using Silina's voice since just now? Are you trying to mislead us into thinking you are Silina?"
Da Zhang Wei suddenly asked a question.
"Then I'll change to my original voice...Ala, I heard that you didn't recognize me before. Should you give me an explanation now?"
Guo Dong's voice suddenly changed to Heibi's again, and he spoke to General A, who's expression was a little stiff.
Wu Qi pondered for a moment, and it seemed that it was completely impossible to start with the voice aspect. Guo Dong's voice was too confusing, so he turned directly to singing as a breakthrough: "Then have you ever won any music awards?
?”
Because when Guo Dong sang just now, his voice was astonishing and the whole room was in an uproar. His singing skills were also very superb. Wu Qi felt that he was inferior to him, so Guo Dong might be a powerful professional singer.
And it is impossible for a professional singer with that level of singing skills not to win awards.
"Sorry, this one doesn't exist!"
Guo Dong changed his voice again, this time it was a small loss sound, oh, it was a small kidney yang sound.
"Then have you released an album?"
Everyone here knew what Wu Qi was thinking, so before Guo Dong had time to breathe, Tao Zi immediately followed this line of inquiry.
"Sorry, we don't have this either."
"So have you ever released a single?"
He has never won any music awards and has never released an album. Is he a newcomer or an online singer?
You must know that there are many powerful beings among online singers, and there are many weird and evil ones among them!
"this……"
Guo Dong pondered for a moment, which made everyone's eyes light up, but Guo Dong replied to them: "...I'm sorry, this really doesn't exist!"
NMMP!
You haven’t won any awards, you haven’t released an album, and you don’t even have any singles. Are you even a singer?
"It seems that he is not from the music industry, so he is a cross-border star in the film and television industry?"
Da Zhangwei pondered for a moment to confirm this conclusion with everyone, and then looked at Guo Dong: "Have you ever made a movie or TV series?"
With the lessons learned from the past, this time Zhang Wei immediately rushed to copy the old man.
"Does it count in dreams?"
The little cheetah rolled his eyes. With such an incoherent temper, there was no one else but him: "It doesn't count. It doesn't count playing house when I was a kid. It's the same thing when I paid someone to pretend to be a parent when I was in school!"
Guo Dong shrugged: "Okay, then no."
The host saw that the time was almost up, and after receiving instructions from the director below, he took the microphone and grabbed the right to speak: "Everyone, since we have not confirmed their identities so far, why not come and see their identities?"
How about your little talent?"
When you have no clue, watching small talents is a good choice.
The little talent on the stage of masking is supposed to represent collapse, a collapse without any image. Guo Dong originally wanted to just play and raise the level of this session, but just now he was almost banned for being too perverted.
People have suspected it many times. If I hadn’t prepared in advance and used the trick of exposing my pecs, I would have finished my solo and been exposed by now.
So what Guo Dong had originally prepared, holding a giant writing brush more than one meter long in each hand, and writing with both hands at the same time to show off his talent in Qin Guo Xiaozhuan, was immediately cut off and replaced with a paragraph to sign up for the name of the dish.
The direction of people's thinking has led to cross talk sketch actors.
"Okay, these two little talents are over. Please choose the person you want to keep, judging panel."
The person who guessed the judging panel looked at the strong lady standing on the side, who had always been a little transparent, which made her heart thump, and then she sighed softly in her heart.
I have a voice that is both successful and addictive. It was because of this unique and unforgettable voice that I became famous back then, but now it is also because of this that I am instantly recognized by people.
It seems that I am really leaving this time.
Thinking of this, the Iron Lady turned to look at Guo Dong aside, walked over and whispered in Guo Dong's ear: "Thank you for your efforts and help!"
Guo Dong could have just used the voices of Wei Bo and Shao Han, which would have been confusing enough, but because he had heard her sigh before, he said something to her that would help her stay for one more period, so he
She filled the ground with hatred, causing everyone to focus their energy on herself, while she stood by the side and acted like a transparent person.
The few shots of the guessing session are not worth staying on this stage for one more period.
"Don't worry, they won't choose to keep you for unmasking."
Even now, Guo Dong is still very sure: "Otherwise, what would it be like to see the bayonet see red?"
Sure enough, Guo Dong's hatred for him had an effect. After the people in the judging panel focused on the Iron Lady for a while, they all hit Guo Dong in unison. The light in their eyes was like countless sharp arrows.
I wish I could turn Guo Dong into a fishing net!
"We chose Nobita and Fat Tiger!"
"Then let's enjoy the solo performance of Nobita and Fat Tiger!"
Soon, the lights dimmed, Iron Lady gave Guo Dong a complicated look and left, leaving Guo Dong alone on the stage, under the spotlight, and opened his singing voice as the prelude ended.
This time, it’s Guo Dong’s own voice!
Now that the goal has been achieved and the promise made by the man has been fulfilled, then if you continue what you just did, it is not a joke, but a real joke, teasing your own friends!
Guo Dong can be indifferent to others, after all, they have never had any communication or contact before, but A La and Little Cheetah are different from them!
"On the road, I encountered a tiger and a bear in Gongzhou. There was a madness five hundred years ago, and there was another incident in Tengxiao. Sun Wukong...
"
Nine-nine-eighty-one is a song that completes the entire Journey to the West. The catastrophes and character monologues in it are deeply loved by Guo Dong, especially the difficulties and obstacles in it that cannot stop him from walking. He travels with her from world to world, and each one
The world is becoming more and more dangerous and powerful. How similar is it?
There are concise summaries of the demons and monsters blocking the way on the difficult road of Nine Nine and Eighty-one, and there are also the inner monologues of the four people traveling westward, especially Wukong's uninhibitedness and Bajie's indulgence, which were most lamented by Guo Dong.
"The writers are laughing at my greed. I hide so much fine wine. Who dares to say that I have been drunk? Don't blame me. I have been so infatuated in my life. I have been a romantic guest. Mu Jiao'e, I wish I could embrace the world. Really stunning.”
This is the portrayal of Zhu Bajie's life. He got drunk at the Peach Party and molested Chang'e. Is it presumptuous? Is it bold? But if a person has never been frivolous and reckless for love in his life, let alone whether he is qualified to be called a person who is not romantic and a young man in vain. If you are not frivolous and waste your life, is it worthy of the first moment of your heart pounding?
If this is also greed, then I am willing to live with greed and anger forever!
This is Zhu Bajie, and this is Guo Dong!
He may not have had this understanding before, but until Aning appeared and left, Guo Dong suddenly understood a lot.
It’s better to regret something you’ve done than to regret something you’ve missed. If you’ve done it, it at least means you’ve had it, but if you’ve missed it, you’re not even qualified to remember it!
No matter what happened in the end, at least I was so close to her and so intimate with her!
"After all, I have truly walked through this world. I have overcome nine hundred waves and made nine thousand mistakes along the way, and achieved the right result through flying through the clouds. But I have ninety-nine and eighty-one kinds of reluctance to give up...!"
At the end of the song, countless people and things flashed through Guo Dong's mind, but in the end they all turned into a sigh before Ling Yun crossed over, and into an obsession that couldn't be resolved in his heart!
"It seems that I have experienced eighty-one difficulties on my journey to the West..."
For a long time, when the music stopped, there was no sound for a long time, and the whole recording hall seemed to be dead silent. It was not until the little cheetah's confused and sighing murmur finally broke the silence.
"Is this what this guy's purpose is?"
With his original voice back, Little Cheetah's last doubt about Guo Dong's identity was instantly dissipated. Even though, as he said before, he had never heard Guo Dong sing a line, it still did not hinder his understanding of Guo Dong's voice. Familiar!
"Okay, thank you Nobita and Fat Tiger for their wonderful singing, which allowed us to enter the world of freedom and dreams, and accompany them on this journey to the West, which is a thousand miles away!"
The host also woke up from his intoxication and stepped onto the stage: "So, everyone on the judging panel, have you guessed the identities of Nobita and Fat Tiger?"
Little Cheetah stood up and did not answer the host. Instead, he looked at Guo Dong: "I know it's you. I was very sure just now. Now that you have used your own voice, I am even more sure that it is you. But I have a question for you now!"
"you say!"
Guo Dong answered calmly in his original voice.
"You just said you participated in a talent show, right?"
"That's right!"
For the third time, Guo Dong still answered the question without any hesitation.
"Okay, I'll wait for your explanation and answer after you reveal your face!"
The little cheetah nodded heavily and turned to look at the host: "The choice we gave is Guo Dong."
"Okay, then please go to the interface area and wait for Nobita and Fat Tiger. Now please start voting for the audience present and choose the name you think of him."
After a while, the voting results came out. Although only about 20% of the people chose his name, compared to the names of other people whose voices he had imitated before, his name still accounted for the largest proportion.
, Therefore, Guo Dong took off his hood with a gentle breath, and stepped out amid the exclamations and surprised comments from the audience after the curtain opened.
Although his face was revealed as soon as he appeared, Guo Dong didn't have any thoughts in his heart. After all, he was just here to have fun and didn't want to waste Zhang Liangfeng's good heart and friendship.