Looking at Chen He who exclaimed, Guo Dong turned his head and looked at Zhang Liangfeng, who was winking at him from behind, and rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Yeah, what a coincidence."
skillful?
This is not a coincidence, but someone did it on purpose.
The purpose, obviously, is to get myself back in front of the audience, under the spotlight, and not to continue to hang out on the sofa every day, eating and waiting to die.
At least for Zhang Liangfeng, if she appeared under the exposure light every day, she would definitely not have time to do things that made her anxious and worried that one day the police or even the army would come to arrest her.
That's why this scene happened now.
She is from Mango Channel. She is very familiar with many people on Mango Channel and has always been in contact with her. It is easy to learn that she yearns for such a pastoral program. So the recording location of the program, with her human connections,
Face can still be changed very easily.
In particular, this courtyard did not originally exist. It was specially built by me for the old lady to escape the summer heat. Compared with the place originally selected by the program crew, it is definitely much better in all aspects.
Similarly, recording pastoral programs at his own home is also the most acceptable method for Guo Dong.
Several people were saying hello here, and He and Huang also introduced Guo Dong, Zhong Lei, and Da Hua. On the other side, director Lao Wang, who finally recovered from the shock of the plane, also came over.
With a clear goal, he approached Zhang Liangfeng.
"Liangying, is this the surprise you told me before?"
Looking at the weird airplane that occupied almost half of the yard, and then looking at this large group of people, Director Wang couldn't help but look at Zhang Liangfeng with a wry smile: "You really gave me a big surprise."
"One, two, three, four... twelve people!?"
He and Huang hadn't thought about it before, but when they heard what Director Wang said about the surprise, they remembered it. After all, it had been agreed before, even for this so-called surprise, that is, Guo Dong
For this quota, two-thirds of the investment in this show was made by the entertainment company under Tangtang's name. Therefore, Huang Wei subconsciously counted the number of people at this time, and finally came up with a decision that made him hold his breath.
It was a number that made his heart almost faint, a number that would make him cook until there were no corpses left intact.
"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, long time no see!"
Because it was something that had been agreed upon before, and there were almost only advantages and no disadvantages, the matter was settled in just a few words, and then Zhang Liangfeng walked over to He and Huang.
"Long time no see, long time no see, Liangying, so long time no see, you gave us such a big surprise when we meet again!?"
Twelve people, most of them were women and old people. Among the remaining people, there was one who was leaving and a disabled person. If he remembered correctly, he heard a Qingdao noblewoman with the same surname once said that a certain guy
He has an astonishing amount of food, and he always eats from a pot or a whole cow or sheep...
Thinking of this, Huang Wei felt the urge to go on strike.
"Teacher Huang, I have brought you a good strong laborer. Not only is he strong enough to work, but he is also proficient in cooking, brewing, repairing and building houses."
Zhang Liangfeng said and pointed around: "He built this courtyard with his own hands before."
Everyone was stunned. They really didn't expect Guo Dong to have such skills. Chen He looked at Guo Dong in surprise: "You often disappeared in the first two months. Could it be that you came back to build a house?"
Guo Dong shrugged: "What else?"
While talking, he returned to the plane, notified the people on the other planes through the onboard communication equipment to change targets, and went directly to the village not far away to tidy up the old house where he grew up and prepare it as a residence.
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Now that the newly built summer courtyard has been rented to the program group for recording programs, and it seems that he will be one of them, then the old lady and others will naturally have to change their residence, not to mention that they can't live here.
There are so many people here, so it would be too quiet for the elderly to escape the heat.
It's just that when I return to the village, the summer courtyard in a separate building outside the village may not be as quiet as it is now.
Soon, there were many people and efficiency was high. It didn’t take long for Guo Dong’s old house to be tidied up. The old lady and others also left the place. Looking at the smile on the old lady’s little face, Guo Dong felt that maybe he had returned to live there.
Being in an old house that is more than ten years old and being with the old neighbors in the village may make the old lady happier and more comfortable.
"Hehe, if you try to eat Buddha and jump over the wall on the first day we come here, we will really run away from home together."
As the old lady and others left, Zhong Lei also returned to the company to handle matters. The recording of the program officially started again. Guo Dong also learned from Teacher He what dish Chen He ordered: "Buddha jumped over the wall? Are you so fat?"
You’re like a bear and you’re still trying to eat the Buddha and jump over the wall? Do you want to be out of the market because you can’t wait until the end of the year?”
Chen He rolled his eyes: "You have the nerve to accuse me? No matter how much I can eat, how can I eat better than you? You can eat enough for all of us for three days!"
When Chen He said this, He Ling remembered that Guo Dong hadn't ordered yet: "By the way, Guo Dong, what do you want to eat? We will prepare it right now."
Guo Dong is not a regular guest. Although Zhang Liangfeng originally meant this, Guo Dong didn't think so much. After all, the time for the next time travel will come soon, and the losses and injuries caused by his own tribulation have not been recovered at all.
, if he has that time, it is better to practice more. Although the time is short, it is enough for him to accumulate some chakra and re-cultivate the Yin Seal by absorbing the blood and vitality in the Blood Plum·Baolian Lamp or Xuanhuang Tower.
The previous tribulation not only caused his rebound ability to be broken, but there is still no sign of recovery. Even the chakra in the Yin seal has been exhausted. If I don't take advantage of this period to quickly start practicing again, once in the next world
When encountering a battle, Guo Dong was invincible not to mention the rebound damage, he couldn't even recover from his injuries!
Therefore, he plans to serve as an official guest in this episode and accompany his good brother Chen He to have fun on the show. If the show team has some of his friends coming later, he can definitely appear as a special guest at any time.
"me……"
Guo Dong pondered for a moment: "What Brother He just said is right. I have a heavy appetite for martial arts training, so I'd better go up the mountain and see if I can catch some prey."
The price of a pound of pork in Mushroom House is 200 corns, and a roast chicken is 600 corns. If you want to eat enough, even the cheapest pork can be eaten. They cried and committed suicide by jumping into the river, so they should go into the mountains to find it themselves.
Bar.
You have mountains to eat, mountains to eat, and water to eat. This is close to the primitive forests of the Xiaoxing'an Mountains. Are you still worried about having no prey to hunt?
While thinking about it, Guo Dong walked towards the tool room.
"Going to the mountains to hunt? Did you bring your bow and arrows?"
When he heard about hunting, Chen He's eyes instantly lit up. You must know that in the ten-mile peach forest outside Wushuang Mansion, Guo Dong raised a large number of prey, from large prey such as cattle, sheep, and deer to small prey such as rabbits and pheasants.
There are all kinds of prey. When Chen He and the rest of the gang take their families to eat and drink, they often ride horses and shoot arrows, compete with deer and hunt rabbits. It can be said that all archery skills are good nowadays.
"Do you think I have a dick on me?"
Guo Dong opened his hands and turned around. He was wearing a pair of short-sleeved shirts and beach shorts. He was very casual. Not to mention a bow and arrow, you could tell at a glance that he even had a fruit knife on him.
"Then how do you hunt? There are no bows and arrows here."
Guo Dong stopped, just at the door of the tool room, and turned to look at Chen He: "Who said there are no bows and arrows here!?"
Click~click~crunch~~
A strange noise suddenly sounded, and then the masonry on the ground under Guo Dong's feet suddenly moved. In just the time it took him to breathe, a downward staircase leaked out, and Guo Dong happened to be on the top step.
"tua~The secret room of the agency!?"
Looking at Chen He who jumped up, Guo Dong rolled his eyes: "Otherwise, why do you think I came back to build a house in person before? If it was just like what you saw on the surface, why would I come back by myself? Don't mention Lao Wang, whatever.
Just call your relatives and friends at home and find a few bricklayers and carpenters with two knives and they can handle it!"
While talking, Guo Dong walked down the steps into the underground secret room. In a short time, he walked out carrying a precious carved bow and a pot of arrows.
"By the way, Teacher Huang, Teacher He, everyone across the country knows that Brother He's waist is bad, but what people across the country don't know is that Brother He's waist has been cured by me a long time ago, so..."
Several people were still recovering from the sluggish painting style. Guo Dong had already reached the door, but at this moment he suddenly stopped, turned around and said something maliciously to Chen.
The secret of He's face changed drastically: "...so let him do the hard work. If you don't exercise to lose weight, you will really have to kill the pig and cook it."
"He'er, is your waist healed?"
A murderous gaze shot out of He Ling's eyes.
"Just tell me whether you want to eat Buddha jumping over the wall or killing pigs?"
There was a sound of a knife, and Huang Wei held up a kitchen knife in his hand and looked at Chen He with a friendly smile.
"Buddha jumps over the wall, let's eat Buddha and jump over the wall!"
Chen He swallowed hard: "It's too cruel to kill pigs and vegetables. Let's eat Buddha Jump Over the Wall. They've already been cooked in the pot. It would be too wasteful to change to anything else... What, break the corn, right? I'm good at this.
Ah, let's go, Dahua, where is the corn field? Take me to break the corn."
Seeing that Huang Wen was holding a kitchen knife that was ready to kill his own pig and make it into pig meat at any moment, Chen He dragged Dahua directly out of the yard and headed straight for the cornfield without saying a word.
"Xiao Li, can you climb trees?"
Several hours passed quickly. The four people on the other side of the mushroom house were fighting desperately in the cornfield, while Guo Dong walked non-stop in the forest with a follower, and finally passed the outer edge area.
Truly set foot in the wild primeval forest area.
"Yes, what's wrong?"
Follow-up replied with some confusion, Guo Dong nodded: "I suggest you climb up the tree now."
While talking, Guo Dong bent his bow and nocked an arrow like the full moon, steadily aiming at a bush not far away.
"Why?"
Guo Dong glanced at him, turned his head and stared at the bushes: "Forget it, it looks like it's just a little pet, I can handle it."
As soon as Guo Dong finished speaking, he saw the bushes in front of him suddenly shaking violently. Even if he followed the camera without any hunting experience, he knew very clearly that a wild beast was running towards this direction at a high speed.
"Ouch~~"
A roar of a beast suddenly exploded, and then he saw the dense bushes in front of him being violently knocked open by a huge force, falling to the left and right like ocean waves, revealing a huge and ferocious body.
Whoosh~
A sound that broke through the air appeared at the same time as the roar of the beast. When the beast rushed out of the bushes and pounced on Guo Dong, it had already pierced the opponent's eyes hard, and a three-sided blast was revealed from the back of the head.