He Ling, Chen He and Dahua were left behind to continue breaking the corn according to Guo Dong's method. Guo Dong took Huang Lei to the roadside and planned to deal with the wild boar later. The two heads were not big.
, but the adult wild boar, which is also a standard size, really made Huang Wei exclaim.
"A family must be neat and tidy."
Seeing Guo Dong's serious nonsense, Huang Wei couldn't help but burst into laughter: "I think they definitely don't want the whole family to appear in front of you like this."
After laughing for a while, Huang Wei frowned again: "These three wild boars must weigh several hundred kilograms in total. Just the few of us can't eat them all."
After saying this, Huang Wan looked at the two living little wild boars: "These two small ones are just the right size. After being slaughtered, they will be perfect as roast suckling pigs."
Guo Dong laughed: "Otherwise, give this half-sized wild boar to the program team, let them eat meat, taste the taste of this pure wild boar, and ask the program team to replace it with some that can be slaughtered for banquets.
Domestic animals such as pigs, sheep, chickens and geese. Then kill one of the two little wild boars to make a roasted suckling pig."
After hearing Guo Dong's words, not only Huang Wei, but also the director and other members of the program team's eyes lit up.
Wild boars are pure and authentic wild boars from the primeval forest, not fake wild boars that are branded as wild boars in farms and are cross-bred between wild boars and domestic pigs. Normally, you wouldn’t even dare to think about it, let alone
He said he had eaten.
It's just that although the director was willing to do it, he was still hesitant considering the effect of the show.
After all, if you have these things, not to mention that after raising a pig for several months, you can eat it for a long time by killing just one. Even a fat chicken and goose can be enough to entertain the 'guests' after killing it.
When the biggest problem of food is solved, how will they go to the fields to break corn?
You must know that breaking corn is an important highlight and main element of this program.
"That's not easy. When customers order, ask them to order something special. Mushroom houses are not farmed, or you take away staple food such as rice and noodles, or the number of people coming at a time increases from one or two to four or five.
.And in the coming days, when winter comes, a lot of large pieces of furniture will need to be added, such as stoves and so on. These are not things that a pig can handle. If not, let them go to the market to sell livestock, or even become a pork dealer.
Isn’t it also a good way to cut pig meat?”
After hearing the director's concerns, Guo Dong curled his lips and came up with a lot of solutions, each one better than the last, and each one more eye-catching than the last.
"No matter what, I have been living in the village recently, so you can find any excuse to let me come over. One pig? Two pigs are not enough for me to eat alone. What are you afraid of? If you don't talk about me, just talk about the running boys, follow
I practice the method of transporting qi and blood, and everyone is a loser. Even Beibi can eat more than ten kilograms of meat in one meal. If Da Hei Niu and Zhu He put down their baggage and pretense, they can eat twenty or thirty kilograms of meat in one meal.
If you don't bring hiccups, you can just call two of them and they can eat a pig clean in two meals."
Not only have all their worries been eliminated, but also there are many more gimmicks and tricks that they had not thought of before, or could not think of, or dare not think of, and all of them are eye-catching enough. In addition, farmers do not breed some poultry and livestock.
It lacks some flavor. After raising these things, not only do they have a lot more ways to play, but they also allow these celebrities to experience the 'fun' of killing pigs and sheep, as well as cleaning pig pens and other wholesome entertainment projects.
Thinking of this, the director immediately brightened his eyes and agreed that Mushroom House could trade the semi-large wild boar weighing several dozen kilograms with the program crew for a batch of poultry and livestock that could be eaten and slaughtered, including four little piglets, two and a half big piglets. Goats, three chickens, ducks and geese each, as well as one unusable donkey and a donkey cart.
The donkeys and donkey carts will be used by them when going to the market, hauling corn, shopping, and most likely in the future, killing pigs and selling meat.
After all, the way of breaking corn has been changed. It is no longer appropriate to wait on the road with a tricycle. According to the program crew, agricultural vehicles should be used as little as possible, so changing to a donkey cart is a very good choice. It's much more interesting than before.
And these are all discussed between Guo Dong and the program team. After all, at this time last year, he was still a farmer. What should a farmer's family have? He is better than these stars, directors, screenwriters and so on who are engaged in creation and artistic interpretation. There is too much to know about him.
"Liangying really gave me a big surprise!"
Only then did the director admit that Guo Dong's joining was indeed, as Zhang Liangfeng said to him before, a big surprise that would benefit him without any harm, although Guo Dong's existence would break some rules and raise some requirements and requirements. level, but as long as you can keep up with his footsteps, the results will only surprise you rather than disappoint you.
Running Man, who was ruined by Guo Dong, understands this very well, but in the end they chose the wrong path, which led to the final collapse.
This time, the longing program team did not choose the confrontation and suppression method of Running Man, but chose the method of negotiation, cooperation, and mutual cooperation. This was the first preliminary trial, and they got unexpected gains. .
"Are you sure you have to cook so much meat?"
The two large wild boars were washed and skinned, and the internal organs were sorted into large basins for further processing. However, even if the internal organs and bones, pig heads, trotters, etc. were removed, the two large wild boars still had more than 400 kilograms of clean meat. .
Looking at the wild boar meat piled up into a small mountain, Huang Wei still couldn't believe that they would eat so much meat later.
"Teacher Huang, just feel free to make it. It's just over four hundred kilograms of pork. My strength has changed recently. I have to eat a whole cow every meal, which is at least five to six hundred kilograms."
As Guo Dong spoke, he simply classified the meat mountain and cut it into various shapes. Seeing that Guo Dong kept insisting, Huang Wei had no choice but to start cooking the meat mountain, while Guo Dong then put the internal organs into the water. After everything is done, turn around and leave.
"Erliangzi~ are you at home?"
Not far away from the mushroom house, that is, only a few hundred meters away, he entered the village. Guo Dong came directly to the yard of a house that was familiar to him. He didn't know anything about it, so he opened the door and walked in. There was no intention of saying hello and asking the owner for permission.
"Er Liangzi? Xiao Er'er? Where did he die?"
After calling for a long time, no one responded, and the door was not locked. Guo Dong didn't see anyone outside at all. He opened the door and walked in, wandered around, and took out some ice cream and half a frozen watermelon from the refrigerator.
"Is it really okay for you to just go into the house and get something when there is no one at home?"
After seeing Guo Dong taking things without warning, he directly put the things on an old-fashioned walking tractor in the yard, and found the crank handle that started the walking tractor. Xiao Li, who was following the photo, couldn't bear it.
He couldn't help but give a tactful reminder.
"Okay? Remove the word "?"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes and turned the handle hard to start the tractor: "The owner of this family and I have been friends for hundreds of years, from the generation of our great ancestor to the present. We have been friends for five generations.
Brothers. Not just verbal ones, but authentic brothers who worship heaven and earth according to ancient rituals, pay homage to ancestors, invite relatives and friends as witnesses, make friends eight times, and make blood alliances. If one day one of them dies early,
, then the other one is qualified and obligated to provide for the other's parents and elders until they die, to show mourning, and even to adopt an heir to inherit the other's bloodline."
At this point, Guo Dong sighed in complete desolation: "It's a pity that we are both special mothers' poor children, and our parents left before we grew up."
Guo Dong's words made the filming assistant Xiao Li, several other photography assistants, and the filming director fall silent. After a while, Guo Dong took a deep breath: "I won't talk about this anymore... Based on our relationship, you can say that this is my home.
Is there anything wrong with doing this?”
There is absolutely no need to explain these words, but after all, this is a program recording. Rather than cutting out this paragraph and going to someone else's house to show formal courtesy, Guo Dong would rather explain it.
Soon, Guo Dong drove the walking tractor back to the cornfield where the three of them were fighting: "Teacher He, Brother He, Dahua, come over to eat ice cream."
"Ice cream!? Teacher He, I seem to hear ice cream."
At this time, Dahua, who had been fighting for almost a day and was almost collapsed both physically and mentally, heard Guo Dong's cry and turned his head with blurred eyes to look at He Ling next to him, who was in almost the same state as him.
"I thought I heard someone calling us to eat ice cream."
"What do you mean, it looks like! This guy Guo Dong is back. He got the ice cream from somewhere. Let's go there quickly!"
Chen He next to him learned the qi and blood transfer method from Guo Dong. Although he looked weak and exhausted physically and mentally, it was only on the surface. In fact, there was no problem at all. He was just pretending for the effect of the show.
, so he immediately helped the two of them confirm that they were not hearing hallucinations, put their arms around their shoulders and walked towards where Guo Dong was.
"Here, it's really ice cream, oh~ there's also watermelon, is it ice? That's great, where did you get it?"
Seeing what Guo Dongshun brought, Chen He's eyes lit up instantly. While exclaiming, he quickly opened an ice cream and stuffed it into his mouth: "Huh~ It's come to life, this is not an ice cream, this is
It’s a life-saving medicine!”
It was completely exaggerated, but it was a sincere sigh, which was fully agreed by He Ling and Dahua. Soon, with the help of ice cream and iced watermelon, after a short rest, their physical strength was restored, and several people went back to break it off again.
Corn, and Guo Dong also joined in, and soon relied on a system and experience that was many times greater than the three of them, leaving the three of them far behind.
Soon, with Guo Dong joining in, the corn was cut to the end in a blink of an eye. The four of them walked around the edge of the field and returned to where the walking tractor was parked. Seeing He Lingna looking like he might faint at any time, Guo
Dong secretly shook his head helplessly and pointed at the walking tractor: "Teacher He, do you want to try it?"
Hearing Guo Dong's words, He Ling perked up and became interested, but then hesitantly said: "Is it okay? Will this thing be difficult to open?"
It can be seen that He Ling was eager to give it a try, whether it was his interest, curiosity or physical strength. Guo Dong directly pressed him into the driving seat: "Aside from turning and reversing, the operation of this thing is very simple.
, let alone you know how to drive, even a child can quickly learn how to drive. I drove this thing everywhere when I was ten years old. Not to mention running along the ditch in the field, you just
You need to put the gear into gear and drive forward slowly, then stop at any time according to our instructions and continue forward at any time."
While talking, Guo Dong explained to He Ling how to operate the walking tractor.