"Bows and arrows were once the most powerful weapons in the world, conquering all lands from the Pacific Ocean to Ukraine. The territory was twice as large as Alexander's empire and four times as large as the Roman Empire."
"Now, whoever possesses the latest weapons of the Stark Group will be able to surpass them and occupy this beautiful world!"
A bald man, he was not stingy with his words of praise for Tony's wisdom and achievements. Although this was not what Tony wanted, but in view of the dozens of black holes in the gun, Tony thought for a while and did not refute him.
Interrupt him.
Although this group of terrorists is worse than illiterate, even a fool could not tell whether what Guo Dong and Tony created was a Jericho missile or something else. But now, nearly three months have passed.
Most of the main components of the Mark 1 armor have been completed, but the Jericho missile has not even a trace of it. Even if they thought with their butts, they knew something was wrong here.
What's more, the two people are almost blatantly working against each other. It's not a matter of a day or two at all. It has been almost three months since the cave was transformed into a workshop!
"Why didn't you listen to me and build me a Jericho missile?"
Tony's expression changed drastically, and his heart was beating almost twice as fast as usual.
Seeing this, Guo Dong knew that although Tony had gone through a big change, he was still not the superhero Iron Man in the future. His mental endurance and calmness had not yet appeared, so he quickly stepped forward and interrupted the bald man.
That is, the leader of this group of terrorists: "We are working hard, working very hard."
The bald leader frowned and turned to look at Guo Dong: "I let you live and gave you food and protection in this chaotic place. Is this how you repay me!?"
"Weapons are very complicated, especially a weapon as great as Jericho..."
Guo Dong's words made the bald leader frown even more tightly, and he interrupted his words with a loud shout: "Kneel down!"
The two terrorists behind Guo Dong immediately stepped forward and kicked his legs and shoulders, forcing him to kneel on the ground.
But no one noticed that just when Guo Dong suddenly stood up and interrupted the bald leader's questioning of Tony, the bearded leader's eyes suddenly became confused, and before he could react, everyone in the cave lost their focus.
A moment.
"To be honest, I really want to take advantage of this moment to ask Tony to do a shameful dance, and then record a video to make trembling* sounds... Do you think the explosive pole dance is better, or the enchanting and cute hand dance?
"
Not far behind Guo Dong, who was forced to kneel on the ground, there was another Guo Dong who didn't care that the other one was being tortured to extract a confession. Instead, he wanted to make a TikTok video out of his head?
"I refuse, and I don't know either of these!"
Next to Guo Dong, the real Guo Dong, a beautiful woman with a slightly transparent figure and wings on her back rolled her eyes and rejected his unreasonable request without hesitation. After all, Tony obviously didn't
She can dance these two kinds of dances, unless she possesses Tony and controls Tony's body through the method of ghost possession.
It's so shameful to think that she, the sword demon Dugu Qiu, has no face to lose!?
"You can also do the bunny dance or learn the hand gesture dance of cat meowing!"
Looking at Guo Dong, who was still looking shameless and looking for trouble, Dugu Qiubei, who was using the ghost-covering-eyes illusion, glanced at him: "If you want to dance, I don't mind recording it and sharing it with everyone.
"
At this point, Dugu Qiubai suddenly became interested: "I remember that because you have lost all your magic power to overcome the tribulation, you are no longer able to use Taoist magic to drive away ghosts and evil spirits, right?"
Guo Dong's eyes widened, and his face instantly turned several shades pale: "I don't think this is a good idea either, so let's forget it!"
Dugu Qiubai glanced at him sideways and hummed twice.
Dare you let your aunt dance such a shameful dance?
You have forgotten that although your heavenly eye has increased in strength because you have passed through the four nine heavenly tribulations, you also have no magic power now because you have passed through the forty-nine heavenly tribulations. Although you can rely on your heavenly eye to see through illusions such as ghosts covering your eyes, there is no way.
Dealing with ghosts?
That's right, Dugu Qiufei has been by his side since Tony arrived. For example, when Tony just woke up, he was threatened and beaten by terrorists when he was making the Jericho missile. The one who had the same relationship with Guo Dong
The bearded leader who looked at each other strangely was controlled by Lonely Qiubai, a half-demon spirit and half-ghost.
It's just that except for Guo Dong, everyone else is mortal with naked eyes. Unless Dugu Qiubei takes the initiative to show up, her existence will not be discovered at all.
And the Guo Dong that Tony and others saw now, who was being knelt on the ground and being tortured to extract a confession, was nothing but a false existence, existing only under the most basic illusion of ghosts, such as the ghost-covering eyes.
Until now, Dugu Qiubai has not found a suitable body to start a new life like Lin Chaoying. However, these years have not been wasted. Not only has he completed his soul, which was only the true spirit, but also in terms of mana alone.
The strength of his soul is no less than that of some hundreds of years old ghosts.
Covering your eyes and upper body is something that all ghosts know how to do, so how could she not do it?
Soon, the torture and confession ended, and just when the bald man immediately stuffed the charcoal fire into the mouth of 'Guo Dong', Tony stood up and drew the firepower to himself. Because of his importance, the Jericho missile's impact on these terrorists
Tempting, and under the influence of Dugu Qiubai Ghost's eye-shielding illusion, these people still acquiesced in the two men continuing to engage in small tricks under their noses, and even the things that had taken almost three months to create were obviously not
None of the missile components were inspected.
All the terrorists have left, and the illusions that cover their eyes have also been removed, but the cave is as dull as before. Only Guo Dong and Tony keep hammering and tempering the missile casings in their hands, hammering and molding them into what they need.
shape.
Bang, bang, bang!
Two metal collision sounds were heard one after another, a helmet visor and an energy source external protection cover. These two parts of the armor are the most important, the most fragile, and the least likely to be damaged at all. They are also the last thing missing from the entire armor.
The parts were completed almost simultaneously by two people.
"I am pregnant with Liujia and have been conceived with all my hard work. Now it's time for our eldest son to be born and make the whole world admire him."
Seeing that the last two parts were completed, Guo Dong sighed from the bottom of his heart.
He knows how to forge iron. He learned it from Feng Asan, a craftsman from the Eight Friends of Hangu, among the hundred-year-old ghosts from Leigu Mountain in the World of Divine Eagles. He has also made many things by himself, such as an entire mushroom house made by him.
He has also forged some weapons in the machine house. For example, the precious eagle curved bow he used to hunt wild boars was a gold-backed iron-tied bow made by himself.
But he has never spent nearly three months working day and night to create an item, and he was afraid of making any mistakes in the process!
At first, he just thought it was a piece of armor that could be used for various occasions.
But now, he really feels his hard work flowing through it!
"Yes, it's time for our precious eldest son to come out and cause trouble and scare the whole world!"
After nearly three months of getting along day and night, not only did Guo Dong learn almost all the manufacturing methods of the Micro Ark Reactor and Mark 1, but Tony also learned authentic Northeastern Chinese from Guo Dong.
"Wait, our eldest son?"
Tony suddenly thought of something and looked at Guo Dong with a strange expression.
"Isn't it?"
Tony blinked: "Of course, this is our eldest son, our child. But who is the father and who is the mother? First of all, I am his father!"
Guo Dong almost spat Tony's face with a mouthful of old blood. He didn't expect that this guy would actually be thinking about this problem at this time!
"I'm not its mother either!"
Just like Tony, Guo Dong also declared his gender without hesitation: "Uh... I am his uncle!"
Tony's eyes widened: "Hey, obviously I'm older than you, okay!"
Guo Dong snorted: "Really? I said these three things are bigger than you, believe it or not!"
Obviously, I can't tell you anything new about this. After all, they don't need to look at their ID cards, they just look at their faces and the beard on their faces to tell who is older and who is younger.
"First, I'm bigger than you!"
Tony, who was already proficient in Chinese, rolled his eyes and almost choked to death, but he had to admit that he was at a disadvantage in terms of being bold and thick-skinned.
"The second point is that my waist is bigger than yours!"
Guo Dong has never been a handsome young man. As a military officer, Guo Dong is definitely a tough warrior with a strong back and strong waist. His waistline is not a little bigger than that of Tony, a playboy.
"Okay, what about the third one? I want to see what other nonsense you have!"
Guo Dong didn't say anything else this time, he just straightened his waist after Tony finished speaking, making Tony, a white man, look like his friend James Rhodes.
After being locked up in a cave for nearly three months, the two people really got to know each other better, even the most private parts of their bodies!
"Okay, I'll be fine, but that's just your nephew!"
Tony still wants Guo Dong to take over the identity of 'mother'. Although it has no practical significance, this title and positioning are enough for him to talk about and be proud of for the rest of his life.
"Then do you know what the official title of uncle is in China and what the title was in ancient times more than two thousand years ago?"
"What is it?"
The more he learns about China, the more Tony becomes obsessed with it. After all, the vastness of China spans five thousand years, and its charm is irresistible to anyone!
"Uncle, father's father. And eldest father, also father's father. To this day, many people in the Jizhong Plain of China still call uncle eldest father and second father."
Tony didn't know whether what Guo Dong said was true or not, but since Guo Dong had said it shamelessly, Tony had no choice but to believe it: "Okay, okay, this is our child, and I am its father."
, your big daddy!"
At this point, Tony rolled his eyes: "Oh, damn, I had a child with someone else before I was married, and the most ridiculous thing is that I had a child with a man, a rough old man!"