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434 Wow~ How big is our show!?

Although it is said to be about milking cows, it is an entertainment program after all, and you cannot just go up and grab a random cow and start milking it.

Therefore, the Popular Team and the Infuriating Team need to find specific cows through a mini game before they can start milking. Whichever team is the first to find their specific cows and milk 3000 ml of milk will win.

, the winning team can choose the one they like first among the four tasks to obtain tips.

"I'll take the third or last shot.

Bang!

As soon as Guo Dong finished speaking, Shuangmei knocked him on the head unceremoniously: "Your last blow!"

"The last stick is the last stick, why are you hitting me on the head?"

Guo Dong wanted to take revenge with his backhand, but was dodged by the experienced Shuang girl.

After all, ever since she met Bei Weiwei and learned about Wushuang Mansion, a place that should only exist in fairy tales, she has been running there frequently whenever she has free time. She has even been to the Mushroom House in the Northeast.

Naturally, I know Guo Dong very well.

"What do you think? When we talk about the third shot, can you wipe your saliva off!?"

Shuang Meizi's words made Guo Dong smile, and also earned big eye rolls from the other four people.

In the end, it was decided that the youngest Zhang Hanyun and Nabi would be responsible for the first two tasks, and the third task that Guo Dong was thinking about would be completed by Fairy Zixia and the Witch Queen... In fact, no matter which one of the two, Guo Dong would not mind working with him.

They did it together.

But the cool girl next to him looked at him hard.

"The left side of the front hoof is red and the right side is green, the left side of the back hoof is purple, and the tail is yellow."

Not far from Guo Dong and Shuang Meizi, He Ling and Ning Jing from the popular team suddenly made a sound.

"Oh no, they saw it right here, what should I do?"

Shuangmei was stunned for a moment, then immediately realized what she was doing.

"In ancient times, there were eagle shooters and wild geese, who specialized in hunting eagles and wild geese, especially wild geese. After an arrow from a wild goose flying in the sky was shot, only the eyes penetrated the wound, and the hairiness on the body was not injured at all. As long as it was within the range of the bow and arrow,

Within, I can do this..."

Old God Guo Dong spoke loudly, and his words attracted everyone's attention: "...what do you think my eyesight is like?"

The cool girl's eyes lit up instantly.

She had never seen shooting eagles or wild geese, but she knew that Guo Dong often rode horses and hunted in the peach forest with the running boys, and each time he had a lot of harvest.

Those who can ride a horse and shoot at prey should have good eyesight!

"Oh~No! That's not fair!"

He Ling instantly remembered that Guo Dong had shot and killed several wild boars with a bow in the mountains behind Mushroom House, and he immediately started wailing.

"Teacher He, there is nothing we can do. We have good eyesight when we are young, so you have to be old!"

Poof!

Guo Dong's words were like a sharp knife, piercing straight into He Ling's heart. If the third stick of the popular team hadn't already arrived in front of them, He Ling would have pounced on him at this time!

Guo Dong, Shuang Meizi, He Ling and Jing Jing, the last players of the two teams, all rushed into the cattle pen behind them.

“Are you interested in riding a bull?”

Entering the cow pen, the popular team was frantically searching there, but Guo Dong had already found the designated cows of his team with just a glance, so he didn't panic and turned to look at the cows beside him.

Cool girl.

"Bull riding?"

Shuang Meizi was stunned for a moment and didn't react, but Guo Dong had already grabbed a cow passing by, turned around and straddled the cow's back: "You have a chance in filming and riding a horse, but you probably don't have a chance in this life riding a bull."

Now, do you want to take this opportunity to try it?"

Looking at the hand stretched out to her, Shuangmei nodded wildly with excitement, then stretched out her hand, but Guo Dong pulled her directly to the back of the cow and sat on her side.

Without the help of the herdsmen, Guo Dong squeezed the cow's belly with his legs, reached out and patted the cow's head, and the cow trembled all over. Then, under the threat of murderous intent, it obeyed Guo Dong's instructions and moved its hooves.

The cow came out of the pen.

"Ah~ this is so fun, I want it too, I want it too!"

Xie Na saw Guo Dong holding Shuang Mei, who was sitting sideways in front of him, with one hand and patting the cow lightly with the other as he walked out of the pen. While others were still in a daze, she rushed forward with a single stride.

"If the popular team goes away, this is the welfare of the popular team!"

Guo Dong rejected her without hesitation, then reminded Shuang Mei to sit down and patted the cow's buttocks hard with his palm.

"Moo~~"

The cow made a long neigh, then spread its hooves and slowly accelerated. After a while, it was trotting, carrying Guo Dong and Shuang Meizi on its back, and started running on the grassland beside Hulun Lake.

"Captain, is it too late for me to switch to the Chiren team?"

Seeing the Shuang girl who was held in Guo Dong's arms and sitting on the back of a galloping cow, cheering and screaming, Xie Na's eyes showed deep envy. In other words, everyone present, including He Ling, was envious and yearning for her.

Incomparable.

After a while, Guo Dong and Shuang Meizi returned to the starting point, holding Guo Dong's hand. Shuang Meizi jumped down with a flushed face of excitement.

"I want it too, I want it too!"

With a bang, Li Ying, Xie Na, who was already familiar with Guo Dong, and Nabi, who was young and had a quick temper, all three people immediately surrounded him.

Looking at Guo Dong, who kept riding horses and riding cattle with goddesses one after another, the director burst into tears... My shooting plan!

But even though the filming plan was repeatedly interrupted, the director was not dissatisfied at all, and instead was extremely happy.

After all, how could the process they originally designed on the script compare to Guo Dong's unexpected situations?

Soon, everyone calmed down their excitement and excited faces, took two cows out of the pen and tied them to the wooden poles, ready for the two teams to start milking.

"Is he peeing?"

Listening to Nabi's innocent inquiry, almost everyone in the Angry Team felt their blood welling up: "No, that's milk, my dear!"

Just as Yinyin glanced back at Nabi, she turned around and found Guo Dong squatting there, milking the cow with very skilled hands. His appearance and the amount of milk he produced were no less than that of an experienced herdsman.

"Hey, young man, are you very skilled!?"

After passing the Zongniu Grassland just now, Guo Dong's relationship with everyone has become closer. Moreover, Guo Dong is so young, and his style and positioning are there when he appears. Naturally, he will inevitably be criticized by people such as Yinyin and Sun Li.

This kind of married woman teases or even teases.

"Of course, you always have to practice it in advance. If you are satisfied with the service, you won't be kicked out of the bed and sleep on the sofa."

In terms of openness and lack of scruples, Guo Dong was naturally not weaker than these married women, so he immediately replied with a smirk.

"Bah! Not serious! It's like you have a sofa at home!"

Um?

Shuangmei's words caught everyone's curious eyes.

"Xiao Shuang, have you been to his house?"

Xie Na immediately jumped over and bumped Shuang's shoulder with a bad smile: "I remember that Li Ying and I met earlier than you and him, but it seems that we haven't been to his house yet... Li Ying

Ying, have you been there?"

Li Ying's face looked a little bad, but she still smiled and teased Shuangmei with Xie Na: "Yes, I met him last year, but now let alone go to his house, even if he lives there

I don’t know which city you are in, Xiaoshuang, how come you know so clearly whether there is a sofa in his house?”

"Wow~! What a shocking explosion. Our program has such a large amount of information and is on such a large scale!?"

He Ling also came over and joined in the teasing array, and also vaguely reminded everyone that they were recording a program. Although it was said that sensitive parts would be cut out, there were so many people present, so there was no guarantee that there would be no ears through the wall.

Let the news come to light.

"Oh~, where are you thinking?"

Shuangmei blushed instantly and stamped her foot fiercely: "It's not what you think. I went to his house, but I didn't go to see him, but to play with Weiwei."

Speaking of this, Shuang Meizi immediately came up with strong evidence: "Do you still remember the Weibo I posted a few months ago? I said I found a long-lost twin sister? The one who looks exactly like me is

slight."

When Shuangmei said this, everyone remembered something that had caused a lot of noise on the Internet before.

"Besides, you will never want to know which city he lives in, because he doesn't live in the city at all."

Then Shuang Meizi turned her eyes slightly and said this to Li Ying, changing the topic from herself to Guo Dong.

"Ah? Where can he live if he doesn't live in the city? Is it a cave?"

Shuang Meizi hummed, glanced at Guo Dong, and found that Guo Dong did not object or stop her, so she felt relieved and said in her heart: "He doesn't know how to live in a cave. He contracted a large piece of land beside the West Lake.

, built a large manor, and planted a peach grove that spanned ten miles, and he was living a life like a fairy!"

"Otherwise, why do you think he hasn't made any announcements in the past six months and has almost retired? If it were my house, I wouldn't want to come out!"

Speaking of this, Shuangmei also has deep envy, jealousy and hatred in her infinite nostalgia and yearning.

"Huh? No, I seem to have discovered something!"

Xie Na's eyes suddenly widened: "Don't tell me, before Deng Chao and the others, as well as you and Liangying, the fairyland-like place you visited every now and then was his home!?"

Shuangmei nodded fiercely: "Yes, that's right there! As Chen He and the others said, this is a big dog! They just built a complete replica of a building on the edge of the West Lake and the Qiantang River.

I built a lion forest as a residence, and then planted ten miles of peach trees outside the garden as a shade. In the spring, the ten miles of peach blossoms are so beautiful that I wish I could die there and never leave!”

Xie Na and others' eyes widened: "Are you telling me that in the previous spring, Deng Chao, Beibi and all the running men, plus Sister Li's family members, disappeared for more than half a month, and then the pictures that came out were so beautiful that it was so beautiful?

Is the suffocating peach blossom forest his home?"

"No wonder so many of us asked so many questions, but no one said where they were!"

Shuangmei didn't need to answer, Xie Na and others had already determined the answer.

"Guo Dong~Xiao Dongdong! When will you invite your sisters to your home?"

Guo Dong turned his head and looked at Xie Na, who had one eye exuding murderous intent and the other eye exuding pitiful light. He was speechless...Who knows how she made such an expression!?

"You can go if you want. It just so happens that no one is picking the peach trees recently. If you want to work as a coolie, then I welcome you!"


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