Looking at the strange band-aid in his hand, Guo Dong was speechless for a moment, then put it on his body, forming a special dimensional channel.
It's just that Guo Dong didn't stick it on his belly, forming a pocket on his belly like Fatty Blue, but stuck it on the side of his mouth, becoming a "mouth" bag in the true sense.
Not only will this prevent people from laughing at or treating them as monsters after being discovered, but it also ensures that people will not steal the items inside when they are not paying attention. It can also be used on people similar to hiding treasures in the mouth or in the Dantian.
Explain.
For example, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess put the banana fans in their mouths.
And in this way, you can also use this damaged dimensional pocket to hide some things that cannot be entered but must be entered, such as poisons, for example.
And when Guo Dong put this band-aid-like thing on his mouth and tore off the outer cover, allowing the connection port of this dimensional pocket to officially become one with himself, he also knew what a broken blue was.
Fat man's pocket.
Just as the text says, this is the dimensional pocket of a fat blue boy Doraemon. It contains almost all the magical props of fat blue boy Doraemon. However, because they are damaged, they can only be used before each time travel and after returning from time travel.
, each prop is randomly taken out, and the props will be damaged to a certain extent.
For example, the little thing he is holding now is called a magnifying lamp. Yes, it is the flashlight in the cartoon that can magnify things. Although it does not look very good, it can magnify objects up to a hundred times!
It's just that the prop in Guo Dong's hand is a damaged one, so it can only be enlarged and cannot be restored, and there is no recovery method that will fail after a certain period of time.
In other words, the object illuminated by the magnifying lamp in his hand will be permanently magnified.
Fortunately, the object will not become a hundred times its size at once, but will gradually increase in size as the light shines on it, doubling in size every second for a hundred seconds.
"Is it permanently enlarged..."
Guo Dong looked at the ugly flashlight in his hand that looked like a joke, and suddenly began to ponder.
Not long after, Guo Dong's figure appeared on the edge of Yangcheng Lake.
"It seems like we should try to find some water-related abilities. There is more than one skill for air combat and land combat, but water combat is the weakest among shortcomings. Once you need to enter the water, you will be blind."
After teleporting all the way through space, Guo Dong looked at the endless lake in front of him, and the excitement of having just mastered this ability suddenly dissipated.
After all, he can't predict whether the main plot will involve water, or a certain battle will be related to water. Once that happens, most of his abilities will be useless, and the few remaining ones can still be used.
None of his abilities are suitable for use in water. It is really unknown how much combat effectiveness he will have left by then.
"Forget it, we'll talk about this later."
Guo Dong shook his head to suppress this thought for the time being, and then he sat by the lake and spread his mind power into the lake.
"Yes, it's yours!"
Within a moment, Guo Dong found what he was looking for. With a flick of his lips, there was a splash, and an object the size of a palm was grabbed by the invisible force of thought.
“It’s not too big, but it’s pretty good.”
Looking at the crab in his hand with a shell diameter of more than ten centimeters, Guo Dong nodded. Although it was not a special grade crab, it was still a good Yangcheng Lake female crab.
Grabbing the female crab that had just been caught, although she looked confused, she still bared her teeth and claws at Guo Dong. Guo Dong started to teleport through space again. On the one hand, he was traveling fast and concealed, and on the other hand, he was also familiar with this ability.
Adapt and connect.
After being washed away by the cosmic storm, almost all of Guo Dong's abilities have changed, and they are basically benign changes. However, Guo Dong also needs to adapt and practice from scratch.
After all, the ability is barely usable, but cannot be used in combat.
At dawn and sunrise, Chen He, who had just fallen asleep, was awakened by a phone call. He fumbled around with his fat hands like pig's hooves for a long time and finally found his cell phone. When he saw the phone number, he roared: "Damn, this is
What time is it? Brother~ I just went to bed!"
Guo Dong clicked his ears. It seemed that this guy was very angry when he got up. He said in such a loud voice: "I got a crab with a diameter of more than ten meters. Do you want to come over and eat it?"
"Don't eat, more than ten...wait!"
Chen He's eyes suddenly lost all sleepiness: "How old do you think it is!?"
"Not counting the eight legs, the diameter of the shell on its back is about thirteen or four meters. Since you don't want to eat it, I'll enjoy it myself."
He lowered his head and looked at the one under his butt. He had tied it up with Adamantium alloy ropes and was about to turn into a delicious crab. He smiled and put the phone away from his ear.
Sure enough, the moment he moved the phone away, he heard Chen He's scream that suddenly increased eight degrees: "Wait for me, I'll be there soon!"
Pili Pulong, a series of sounds like Erha demolishing a house, proved Chen He's excitement at this time. Of course, as a pig crane, even at this time, he did not forget to ask: "What kind of crab is it? Male crab, female crab."
?Also, do you have good rice wine there? Let me tell you, eating crabs must be paired with rice wine!"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Nine females and ten males, it is still the end of September, of course they are eating female crabs. As for the rice wine... the authentic 18-year-old daughter's red is the kind brewed with pure grains in ancient times."
"Wait, I'll be there right away! You must wait for me~~!"
A wolf howl suddenly came from the side of Zhuhe.
"You'd better tell me the location and I'll send a Dragonfly fighter plane to pick you up and Zixuan and the others. It'll be faster this way."
"Ah haha~ Mu, Guo Dong, I really love you to death!"
"roll!"
The two quickly hung up the phone. After the conversation, as Guo Dong hung up several phone calls, dozens of Dragonfly fighter jets took off and flew to various places.
"tua~Is this crab a sperm?"
Soon Chen He had arrived, and before the Dragonfly fighter had stabilized, he had already jumped down impatiently, strode away and headed straight for Guo Dong, or to be precise, the crab under Guo Dong's butt.
"Don't worry about whether it becomes a spirit or not, there is only one fate for it now!"
Chen He nodded firmly in agreement: "That's right, dip it in vinegar and pair it with rice wine!"
Guo Dong twisted his waist and jumped off the crab's back.
Everyone can calculate the height of a crab with a diameter of more than ten meters. It can be said that even if this crab is tied up, it cannot show its teeth and claws, but its huge body is equivalent to the size of a three-bedroom house. In Chen He's
His eyes were still as ferocious as a demon.
"By the way, how do you eat such a big crab?"
After a while, when everyone was almost there, Chen He suddenly remembered something: "Where can we find such a big pot and steamer?"
As he spoke, Chen He clenched his fist and knocked the shell of the crab: "And with such a hard and thick shell, even if there is such a big pot to steam it, how will we eat it after it is steamed?"
You must know that Chen He's knock just now was not an ordinary knock, but a knock made by condensing Qi and blood in his hand. Not to mention a normal crab shell, even an ordinary metal security door would be knocked down by him like this.
Leave a fist mark.
But there is nothing wrong with this crab shell.
Guo Dong stood up and waved to the maid beside him. Soon, four large long boxes were carried up: "Have you ever heard of an idiom?"
Everyone was stunned: "Idiom? What idiom?"
"Cut it into pieces."
Listening to this idiom that almost everyone knows, some people were puzzled. They didn't know what this idiom had to do with what Chen He asked just now and the four big boxes that were brought up. But when they saw Guo Dong open one of the boxes, he looked inside
He took out a big ax with a long handle and walked up to the crab. Everyone understood.
"This is the first time I've ever heard of cutting into pieces."
"Cut it into pieces...a crab's crab?"
"Is your interpretation of the idiom really good?"
"Your Chinese teacher has fainted from crying in the toilet."
A group of people were either speechless or yelling.
"Don't look at this. The women go aside. The men come over and pick a handful of guys. Let's warm up before eating crabs."
Everyone was stunned, but when they saw someone standing next to the big crab at the knot, waiting for Guo Dong's order to untie the rope and release the big crab, everyone understood Guo Dong
What did they want to do? Suddenly the female family members started shouting and leading a group of children to escort the old lady and retreat to a safe distance.
The men, such as Chen He, Little Cheetah, and Old Dengtou, looked at each other speechlessly and smiled bitterly, then stepped forward to open the box and prepared to kill the big crab with an axe.
"Guo Dong~~It belongs to your uncle!"
As a result, after opening the box, the three people's bodies froze, and then they all roared and fiercely rushed towards Guo Dong, preparing to strangle the damn bastard to death.
Because in the remaining three boxes, they were not the axes they subconsciously thought at all, but three unified Baoqin gold rakes... commonly known as nine-tooth nail rakes!
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong! I asked someone to change it for you, so I will change it for you now!"
After being pushed to the ground by three people and blasted with a hammer, Guo Dong quickly begged for mercy and admitted his mistake, and signaled the snickering maids beside him, who were the former soldiers of the Crane Army, to quickly bring up the real weapons.
Soon, several weapon racks were brought over, including swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, sticks, rakes, whips, maces, hammers, kidnappers and meteors, as well as all kinds of strange weapons, all large and small.
There are a total of one or two hundred weapons of various types.
"Okay, you can choose."
The three of them looked at each other with satisfaction and walked up.
"Among men, Lu Bu is the best among horses, and the red rabbit is the best!"
Although the little cheetah has short legs, it can run very fast. It was the first to rush to the weapon rack, and one step ahead of Deng Chao, it took a Fangtian painted halberd into its hands.
"Okay, okay, it's up to you, then I'll just get the knife."
Lao Deng, who was a beat slower, retracted his hand speechlessly, picked up the Qinglong Yanyue Sword on one side, and Chen He, who had the same purpose, froze his hand that he had just stretched out: "Brother Chao, don't you know that I act?"
Can you pass Guan Yu? Should you give me this knife?"
For a crab as big as a house, the best thing to use is an axe, but Guo Dong has already taken it. With so many weapons to choose from, no one wants to get the same thing. They are afraid of wearing clothes, let alone weapons?
"I know, but I think you are so fat and bear-like that using the Qinglong Yanyue Sword is insulting Guan Yu. It is more appropriate for you to use this."
As he spoke, Deng Chao smiled evilly and walked to another weapon shelf and took out a weapon that made Chen He crazy.
"The devil uses a nine-tooth rake, even if you beat me to death, I won't use it!"
While roaring, Chen He turned around and looked around. After a moment, Chen He's eyes lit up and he ran to a weapons rack with long strides and pulled out a famous weapon from the rack: "I'm going to use it!