After asking three times in a row, all failed. Guo Dong was speechless and stared at the sky. After a while, he waved his hands helplessly and asked everyone to introduce their strange 'family members'.
Xie Na took her husband, Zhu Yin took her daughter, Sun Li took her husband and eldest daughter Duoduo, Nabi took her sister who was preparing to develop in the mainland, and Ningjing took her younger brother who is a singer.
These five belong to the regular team.
But for the remaining five, Guo Dong could only be speechless.
Shuang Meizi and Bei Weiwei's 'twin sisters', Nazha and Yaya's 'Western Region sisters', Xiaogu and Tangbao's 'mother and daughter', Zhang Hanyun and Wang Han's 'uncle and niece' who came to her to help her.
Even what Qingxia brought was not a regular family member, but an old friend of many years, Old Monster Xu.
"Okay, it seems our teams have been divided."
Guo Dong looked at the 'ten families' speechlessly, pointed at Xie Na, Sun Li and the other five: "This is the family team."
Then he pointed at the other five ‘houses’ with his finger: “This is the counting team.”
With a gasp, everyone present burst into laughter almost simultaneously, because this scene is really like the feeling when the goddess came to this show, when everyone joined together in the first episode, the family team and the number team, and the original popular team, so angry
The two teams are really very similar and have the same purpose.
"Wait a minute, didn't everyone bring their families? Where are your two families?"
Seeing Guo Dong making a joke and skipping over to end this paragraph hastily, Sui Sui immediately jumped out and put his finger under the noses of the two of them with He Ling's stiff expression: "Teacher He, where are your family members? I know you so well.
It’s been many years, it’s time for me to meet you, right?”
"And you, wearing ancient costumes and bringing your family members are all your attention. Where are your family members? Also, you said that everyone should wear ancient costumes, where are your ancient costumes?"
Look at the more than 20 people present, either the husband and wife are wearing red wedding robes, or recreating their own ancient costume styles, or some ancient costumes that are meaningful to you and suit your temperament, such as Wang Han's moon-white scholar robe and
Old Monster Xu’s classic knight-errant costume, or some classic characters, such as Suzhen and Xiaoqing from Sister Nabi’s The New White Snake.
Even He Ling was wearing a white ancient costume at this time, and even wore a wig specially for this purpose. When people see him for the first time, they will subconsciously shout the name Xiao Li Feidao.
Only Guo Dong, the initiator of it all, was wearing the very common casual clothes of jeans and a T-shirt.
"Don't worry about mine. This is my home. I can change into it at any time. Also, my family members have already been prepared. They will come out with me when I change into clothes."
Guo Dong waved his hand and held down the remaining girls who were about to make a fuss: "I think we should ask Teacher He to invite his family members out now? You know, countless fans and viewers have been wondering for many years.
.”
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, everyone ignored Guo Dong and immediately focused their attention on He Ling.
"Who said my family members didn't come out? Aren't they already here?"
He Ling rolled his eyes and walked towards Huang Fan.
"Teacher He, are you finally going to announce your true love with Teacher Huang?"
Although in the recent episodes of Longing, he did not participate in the recording because the guests were unfamiliar and he was not interested, but after all, he was still familiar with Huang Wei, so he included both of them in a joke without any pressure.
: "What is there a saying on the Internet? Same-sex is true love, opposite-sex is just for reproducing offspring... Sister Li, you have finished reproducing offspring, it's time to abdicate and make way for others. Quickly make room for Teacher He and Teacher Huang to grow old together and love each other for hundreds of years.
Bar."
Sun Li was stunned, and then he immediately took his daughter Duoduo's hand and left these two good friends: "Yes, after the baby is born, it's time to make way for them."
He and Huang both rolled their eyes, especially He Ling. His eyes rolled so hard that one had to misunderstand whether he was about to swipe at her.
When Fatty Huang saw this, he smiled and even risked himself. He opened his arms to hug He Ling: "Lingling, since they all know, let's not hide it."
"Get out of here! Why are you causing trouble?"
But he didn't want to show any affection to the other person, so he pushed him away directly, and then stopped in front of Sun Li: "Wait, Sun Li, you can leave, but leave Duoduo to me."
Um?
Everyone's eyes lit up. This dramatic change seemed to contain a lot of information!
"what?"
"Lao He, should you give me an explanation?"
The couple immediately glared at He Ling.
But He Ling didn't care about the two of them at all. He bent down and picked up Duoduo: "Duoduo, tell them, what do you call me?"
"Uncle He Ling."
Duoduo didn't know why, and his innocent, unpolluted little mind couldn't imagine how dirty the world of these adults was.
"Hey, be good!"
He Ling smiled like a fox and responded, then glanced at the others, especially Guo Dong: "Did you see that? Who said I didn't bring my family with me?"
"Teacher He, do you know who I suddenly think of now?"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes and replied.
"Who?"
"Zhuge Liang!"
Um?
Everyone was puzzled. Why did he think of Zhuge Liang at this time?
"Zhuge Liang? What happened to him?"
He Ling vaguely felt something and didn't answer the conversation, but he couldn't answer other people. For example, Fatty Huang smiled like an old fox and took the initiative to answer the conversation.
Sure enough, Guo Dong pointed at He Ling: "Because I remembered Zhuge Liang's famous saying, which was tailor-made for Teacher He."
Having said this, Guo Dong paused for a moment, and then his voice immediately rose eight degrees: "I have never seen such a shameless person!"
"If you want to take care of it, at least I have a family. Where is yours?"
Seeing He Ling's expression of shamelessness as his motto, Guo Dong couldn't bear it. He put his finger in his mouth and whistled hard, then pointed at He Ling: "Turn on the light, trip the circuit breaker, and get rid of this shameless single."
Fight the dog out!"
Um?
Everyone was stunned, and a few even frowned tightly.
This was a good joke, but why did it suddenly fall out?
But then, when they saw two figures running towards them, everyone put aside their worries and turned into surprises and screams. At the same time, there were also some who were not surprised or screamed, but were speechless because of these two names.
He rolled his eyes at Guo Dong.
Especially looking at the way Guo Dong waved and whistled at the two pandas, it didn't look like he was calling the pandas at all, but like most people calling their own puppies.
With such an unscrupulous owner in the stall, the two pandas could only pinch their noses to adapt to this kind of bear life. Who knows that they are no longer the iron-eating beasts mounted by the ancient demon Chi You, but are chubby and cute who can only make a living?
?
"I was wrong, I was wrong, ah~ Guo Dong, let them two go down quickly, it's so heavy! I'm about to be crushed to death!"
At first he saw two fat men with black and white fur running towards him. He Ling happily put down Duoduo and prepared to play with these two national treasures. However, in the blink of an eye, he was knocked to the ground by two national treasures who made a living by being cute.
The ground jumped up.
The weight of two to three hundred kilograms instantly turned He Ling's surprise into despair.
"Teacher He, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you. In the house of my unparalleled general, even the giant panda who makes a living by showing off his cuteness is also an iron-eating beast that can go on the battlefield and tear apart tigers and leopards... I am an unparalleled general, and the only soldiers under my command are warriors.
A beast without a cute pet.”
Guo Dong smiled and lifted the two fat men up from He Ling's body, saving the life of this small figure who was famous throughout the entertainment industry.
"Yes, yes, yes, you are awesome!"
He Ling took two deep breaths and felt that the world was so beautiful, but there was one thing that he couldn't let go of: "Why did you give such cute and obedient two national treasures such bad names?"
Guo Dong pointed at the dark circles under the eyes of the two fat men: "I'm asking you if it's dark? I'm asking you if it's dark after you turn on the light and trip the circuit breaker?"
Everyone was speechless, but after a while, they could only reluctantly admit a maddening fact: "...It's dark, it's so dark!"
Not only are the circles under his eyes dark, not only is his name ‘black’, but the most important thing is that this guy Guo Dong’s face and heart are really dark!
After some laughter, everyone divided into two teams according to their previous habits. Just as Guo Dong joked just now, the family team and the family team, with five families on each side, were arranged by God. There is no need to divide them anymore. As for the captain,
, due to the unanimous and strong request from the counting team, Guo Dong became the captain of the counting team.
Now, all we have to do is wait for the captain to change into his clothes and take his family members out.
"Tangtang, are you ready?"
A moment later, in a room, Guo Dong had already changed into the clothes he had prepared for today, and walked towards Tangtang, who had been waiting for a long time.
"Is this really okay for us?"
Tangtang lowered her head and looked at the clothes she was wearing. They were gorgeous, noble, solemn, exquisite, and grand. It could be said that they were the clothes a woman most wanted to wear in her life and the best clothes she could wear.
But it was precisely because of this that she hesitated.
Although her hesitation was not just because of this dress.
"What's wrong?"
Guo Dong naturally knew what she was thinking and worrying about, so he came over with a smile and held her hand: "Actually, we should have done this a long time ago, but too many things happened later, which delayed some time."
"But they..."
"If there is no but, they will understand."
Before Tangtang could finish her words, she was interrupted by Guo Dong: "It was already doomed from the moment you first appeared in Chang'an and in front of me."
Saying this, Guo Dong opened the door: "Let's go, they are still waiting for us."
Tangtang's eyes were red, and there were faint tears. She felt that all this, everything she had experienced and wronged herself during this period, was worth it.
"But wouldn't it be a bit too showy if we dress like this?"
"Of course not. On the contrary, only in this way can you officially announce your existence and irreplaceability to the world."
Under the sun, the two figures held each other's hands and walked further and further away. Faintly looking into the sunshine, the clothes worn by the two figures were the legendary twelve chapter patterns, black clothes, and the emperor's crown.
, Twelve hanging beads, there are also the phoenix crown and golden hairpin, the feather robe and Xiapei.
"Oh my God, you just said that Brother Jie and I were exaggerating. This is what you are exaggerating, okay!?"
A moment later, seeing the two people appear, Xie Na was the first to jump up: "Brother Jie and I are going to get married at most, but you two are going to ascend the throne and become emperors!"
Xie Na's big words woke up all the people who saw the two of them wearing the emperor's crown clothes, especially the phoenix crown and Xia Pei Tangtang. They were so shocked that they opened their mouths wide and couldn't help themselves. They couldn't help but fell into the shock. Among them, Yaya and Bei Weiwei were talking to each other.
After a moment of hesitation, he immediately stood up and left the case, stood up, and bowed slightly to Guo Dong and Tangtang with the ancient ritual Wanfu: "Greetings to Your Majesty, Queen!"
Seeing the appearance of the two people, everyone thought they were joking, so they followed behind and shouted long live the mountains. However, no one thought that the two people were really calling "Your Majesty" and "Empress" in a subtle way.
In front of others, she formally recognized, recognized and accepted Tangtang's identity and status as the 'Master of the Harem' and the 'Queen'.
At this time, only the two of them have this qualification and must recognize Tangtang's status as 'Queen' and 'Head Wife'.
Because there are so many women around Guo Dong who are entangled with and deeply in love with him, only two of them have broken the final limit with Guo Dong and have a real relationship and truth.