495 Where's the axe? Auntie is going to chop that bastard alive!
It's just that when Huang Laoxie asked the program team to replace a lot of bones regardless of the cost, and even automatically added fresh pork rib soup, they had no idea that some things were completely different from what they imagined!
"Braised bones?"
He Shouzhen first asked about a common dish on the menu.
“Braised Guodong.”
Huang Laoxie walked over and glanced at Dahua, who was laughing endlessly beside him.
"Fried bones?"
"Put Guo Dong in the frying pan and fry him."
He and Huang both had dark faces, what kind of hatred or resentment was this? As for being so violent, so bloody, and so heavy-handed?
"Okay, I can guess the remaining two even if you don't tell them. Now I'm curious about what you said before? I want to hear how Dahua summed up these four 'dishes'."
Huang Laoxie waved his hand, thinking that it would be better to return all problems to their source.
"What I'm talking about is cutting that bastard Guo Dong into eight pieces, then braising, frying, stewing sauerkraut, and then mincing it into buns and feeding it to the dogs!"
A certain Gu Liang, who had been very close to Guo Dong and chased Guo Dong eighteen streets with a bottle of wine, was judged by Guo Dong as having no breasts even though he was married. Gritting his teeth, he revealed the truth, leaving He and Huang to
There was a gasp of air-conditioning, which made the teeth feel cold.
How much hatred and resentment is this?
He Shouzhen felt as if he had heard these words elsewhere before.
Hmm... I think I heard it from someone who wanted to be cut into pieces and made into buns.
"Well, although it is a beautiful misunderstanding, we still want to welcome A La, Heibi, and Silin La."
He Shouzou clapped his hands and dismissed the topic. Otherwise, what could he do? Is it true that people are stewed alive in iron pots?
I'm afraid that by then, everyone in their yard, including the dog Xiao H and the chickens, will be thrown into the pot by someone and stewed into a pot of Northeastern stew.
Looking around, hehe, although there is a fat man, but with that guy's appetite, even one of these people is not enough for that guy to eat for a meal.
"I seem to hear someone calling me handsome behind my back?"
Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here.
Before the luggage of the three people was put into the house, a voice sounded outside the gate of the mushroom house.
"No one is saying you are handsome, but some people are saying you will taste delicious after being braised!"
While Ala was talking, he looked around, walked to the side and held the ax for chopping firewood in his hand.
"Hey, isn't this the sister I depend on for my life? Long time no see, sister, why are you married... Well, long time no see, sister, why are you getting more and more beautiful?"
Guo Dong habitually wanted to say the sentence that really established the friendship between the two, but when he saw the ax in La La's hand, Guo Dong very wisely changed his lines quickly.
When Ala saw Guo Dong admitting his mistake, he nodded with great satisfaction and threw away the ax. He came over and patted Guo Dong: "Kid, are you good at talking?"
Guo Dong glanced at her: "If you take the heel away from my toes, I will definitely be better at talking."
"Okay, okay, it's true that you two have not seen each other for such a long time, but when you meet, you become tit for tat. Those who know you well know that you are good friends, but those who don't know think that you are some kind of mortal enemy."
He Shouzou hurriedly came to mediate, and the two of them took advantage of the situation and walked down the slope. However, after a few seconds, they looked at each other and asked in unison: "What are you doing here?"
Guo Dong shrugged: "Okay, you go ahead."
"Heibi and I accompanied Silinla to the show, and I came to see you if I had anything to do."
He and Huang have seniority and high status in the circle, so there is no need to hide some things. They know each other well. Although Guo Dong is not as good as He and Huang, La La still understands him.
And the reason why I came to the show this time was not only to help my good sisters come back to the world, but also to come to Guo Dong when I really had something to do.
"Why are you looking for me? I'll just be a salted fish, okay?"
Guo Dong was confused. He had been in this industry for more than a year, and he had spent nearly half a year eating and waiting to die, standing up at home every day.
Although Silinla has almost retired for many years because of the accident, their status and popularity in the circle, whether individually or as a group, are not comparable to that of a newbie like me, right?
Otherwise, every time the three sisters appear together, they will be on the hot search and trigger a wave of memories.
"I'll tell you about this later. Why are you here? I heard people say you rarely come here?"
Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders: "Didn't I hear that Teacher Huang and Teacher He were back? I heard that they also bought a stove to keep warm. Then I remembered that the wood-burning stove of the kang was blocked by a mechanism.
The fire wall, floor heating, and indoor pots and stoves are all hidden underground with traps. Come and help them get them out."
He and Huang's eyes widened: "So there are all these things?!"
"It's so new. How can you survive in the Northeast without a fire wall or a heated kang? The small stove you bought is just enough to keep you from freezing to death."
Guo Dong looked caring for the mentally retarded person. The two of them were so angry that they just wanted to pick up an axe, split him into eight pieces like firewood, stuff him into the pit and burn him to ashes. However, considering the difference in force between the two sides, they had no choice but to give up.
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"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Thinking about the stove that he spent a lot of money to buy, Huang Laoxie felt a twinge of distress. How much corn did he break and how much corn flour did he grind to save it? What kind of things are there and how many delicious things can be exchanged for them?
!
"You couldn't use it before. In the summer, you don't have air-conditioning, wifi or watermelon. Do you still need a fire wall, a hot bed and a big cotton-padded jacket?"
While talking, Guo Dong walked over and picked up the two largest luggages and walked into the house: "I bet that the heaviest suitcases must be pulled by A, and the clothes are one size larger than people."
Ala's eyes widened: "You bastard, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't hurt me for a day, right? Don't stop me, where is my axe? I'm going to cut this bastard into pieces!"
But when A La picked up the ax again and prepared to chop Guo Dong alive, she couldn't rush into the room at all.
It wasn't someone who stopped her, but Guo Dong activated the mechanism, and the whole room shook as if it was about to deform. The ground and even the walls in the room were constantly rising, denting, moving, deforming, and finally
In front of everyone, in a short time, a small farmhouse used to escape the summer heat turned into a northeastern farmhouse that can be as warm as spring in the cold winter.
Fire pits, fire walls, floor heating, stoves, stoves, and even a fireplace appear in this northeastern rural style house.
"Oh my God, this is so amazing. Even if I saw it happening right in front of my eyes, I can't believe it's real!"
He Shouzhen's exclamation broke the silence caused by everyone's stunned shock. Huang Laoxie couldn't help but pinched Dahua's body hard and watched Dahua scream and fall to the ground.
Rubbing the pinched area, Huang Laoxie finally believed that what he just saw was not an illusion.
"Did you turn the entire mushroom house into a machine city?"
Only then did Huang Laoxie remember the shock of deja vu.
When Guo Dong came here last time, Guo Dong activated the mechanism and opened the armory, wine cellar and various open-air stoves hidden under the yard that he had used for a long time.
He thought that was the limit of Guo Dong. After all, Chen He said before that Guo Dong was built in just two months.
Little did I know that that was just the tip of the iceberg.
"Tell me, what's the matter?"
Although the three of them didn’t order anything, since Dahua’s amazing translator made an mistake, they simply made up for it and ordered four dishes: braised pork ribs, deep-fried pork ribs, backbone stewed with sauerkraut, and pork ribs soup.
, coupled with the chicken stewed with mushrooms that Guo Dong brought home, the four dishes and one soup can be regarded as the most sumptuous meal in so many times except for the time when Chen He came.
Anyway, with these firewalls, stoves, etc., the stove I bought before is no longer in use, and I can actually make a lot of money after returning it.
After they had had enough wine and dinner, Guo Dong went straight to the point and asked what La La wanted from him.
Although he and A La are not very familiar with each other, they have met twice in total, namely the battle for the revival of the running boy family and the two masked cooperations, but because one of them sought death and the other pursued the other for eighteen streets
, the relationship between the two is still good.
"I remember you said before that what you practice is not the routine kung fu today, but the kung fu of ancient battlefield warriors, and most of your kung fu is spent on weapons?"
Guo Dong was stunned for a moment and nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?"
He said this on the first day he got Running Man, and it's true.
Compared to fists and kicks, what he is better at is weapons...except for internal martial arts.
"Since we are training weapons, we can't avoid leaving scars and cuts on our bodies, right?"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes and remained silent for half of the time. However, from some small movements, he could detect various kinds of worry and anxiety in Slinla. Guo Dong had just arrived at Ala to find him for some reason.
"You are asking why there should be so many scars on my body from swords, spears and spears, but when I was stripped naked by Sister Xuan and others, I was tied up and my twelve-pack abs were taken, but none of them were seen, right?
"
A La nodded: "Yes, this is what I came to see you for. Silin La is my good sister. You also know about the accident a few years ago. She originally planned to semi-retire, but the weather
Some things are really unpredictable if you don’t follow people’s wishes.”
Guo Dong nodded. He had also heard about the uproarous divorce incident of Sirin La a few days ago. It can be said that things in the world are unpredictable.
"Let's do this. When this episode is finished, you guys come home with me and I'll prepare some medicine for Silinla. Although it won't remove the scars, it will be fine to cover them so that no one can see them at all."
Regarding this aspect, although Guo Dong has a solution, it can only treat the symptoms and not the root cause. There is nothing he can do to cure the root cause.
After all, he is also covered in scars like Silinla, and they are far more scarred, scarier, more ferocious, and longer-lasting than Silinla's burn scars. Moreover, he is not as well-known as Silinla, and he is also
There will never be a day when you can go shirtless in public.
"That's great, thank you so much!"
When she got Guo Dong's affirmative answer, and it was the answer she had longed for, Silinla, who had not spoken much because of her unfamiliarity, jumped up instantly.
Not to mention how difficult the future will be for a female artist with scars all over her body. Even if she is just an ordinary woman, the scars all over her body are definitely the most difficult to accept, the heaviest mountain and nightmare!
It's a pity that both Cui Wenzi and Xue Muhua, although they are both masters of medicine, have not done much research on scars. After all, one is dedicated to studying elixirs, while the other has always been a fool, scars
On the contrary, it is more deterrent.
As for the medical ninjutsu and the Yin seal that I learned from Tsunade, those things are incredible, but they can only treat new injuries, and there is nothing that can be done about old scars. Guo Dong’s scars are basically from the mythical world.
The ones left behind, by the time he arrived in the Naruto world and learned the medical ninjutsu, would already have scars from old age, some of which were already in their teens and twenties.