502 The behind-the-scenes truth about Hamm's attack on Tangtang
Ham?
This wolf king is actually Ham?
What's going on?
Why did Ham still lead a pack of wolves to surround the mushroom house and attack Tangtang?
In fact, all this is just a misunderstanding.
Yesterday, all my friends arrived, and they were slaughtering pigs and sheep, laughing and drinking until late at night. When the wine was in high spirits, a group of people naturally discussed what they should do tomorrow, where they should go and what they should do.
What? The arrangement of the program team?
With so many of them coming at once, and the full lineup of another program, it was obvious that this episode could exist as a special program for both programs at the same time, and the content naturally had nothing to do with the program team.
Regarding this situation, the previous special episode of The Goddess is Coming in Wushuang Mansion is a good example.
As Guo Dong, who was born and raised here, he naturally told them that just a few dozen miles away from the mushroom house, there is the largest plateau barrier lake in China and the second largest in the world. The specialty lake crucian carp is very delicious. It was once
It is a royal tribute.
Now is the end of the ninth winter when thousands of miles of ice and snow are falling. Counting the days, if this place has not been 'cracked and crowned king' by me, it would be time for the annual grand and lively winter fishing. If I go there now,
Not only can you break the ice and catch fish in the winter, but you can also skate, ski, and ride a sledge on the lake. Those with strong hands-on skills can also collect ice and snow on the spot to make ice sculptures and snow castles.
Then early this morning, Guo Dong took Nazha and Shuangmei, who did not stay in the Mushroom House after the shooting and party last night, but went back with him, taking Ham and
The wild wolf specially summoned from hell pulled the sled and came to the mushroom house together.
"Let me go, what time is it here? Why are everyone still dreaming about Duke Zhou?"
But when he saw the mushroom house full of snores and no one who got up early, Guo Dong's eyes almost rolled to the sky.
It was obviously these guys who wanted to go play on the lake, and he specifically asked people to go there in advance to make all the preparations last night. How come not only them, but also the program team are not there yet?
Got up alone?
"Ham, tell them to get up."
Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly, patted Ham on the head and said something, then took Nazha and Shuang Meizi to the accommodation where the program team was placed a few hundred meters away in order not to affect the filming of the film.
land.
Even special programs need to be filmed by the program team, and precisely because the special program is a special program outside their plan, the waiting process must be negotiated with them in advance.
Especially since this program is a combination of two programs: Yearning and Goddess, many things must be discussed and planned in advance.
"Uncle Ham got up early because of you, but you are still sleeping in and having sweet dreams? Is there any justice for this damn girl? Is there any justice from heaven?"
Looking at the background of Guo Dong and the other three people going away, and the mushroom house full of snoring sounds, Ham's lips suddenly curled up. He saw that Guo Dong and the other three people had already left a few hundred meters away, and were about to arrive at the accommodation of the program team.
Suddenly he cleared his throat and let out a beastly roar like a liger.
It was the beast's roar that first woke up everyone in the Mushroom House, making them confused as to what was going on. It also scared the two children, Duoduo and Zixia Fairy's girl, to tears.
"This Ham."
Guo Dong naturally heard Ham's roar and understood Ham's unhappiness.
"Forget it, just let him be."
Guo Dong shook his head, and then stopped caring about the matters in the Mushroom House. He allowed Ham to threaten the people in the Mushroom House in a bad way, while he knocked on the door of the program team and prepared to talk to the two
The director conducts preliminary discussions to discuss the following shooting arrangements.
Although Ham is loyal to him and works hard without complaining, he obeys his orders much more than a big comma. He is completely a model loyal dog with standard dog legs.
But these are limited to oneself. For other people, especially those who have no direct relationship with oneself, such as the old lady and cousin Zhang Liang, plus other people besides Tangtang and the girls, including Zhuhe and Lao Dengtou.
Internally, he has never lowered his dignity and pride as the Demon King of Hell.
Although it is still an infant hell demon dog, it is still a demon king-level species in the entire hell hierarchy, only under the Demon King Satan and the Seven Lords of Hell such as Mephisto and Baal, and is in charge of all beasts and hell creatures.
Even though he is a lower-level Demon King, he is still a Demon King.
Therefore, Guo Dong naturally knew that Ham, who was forcibly woken up from his beautiful sleep early in the morning, was actually angry, irritable, and crazy in his heart.
"Dare you ask Uncle Ham to get up early in the morning and wait for you?"
Before dawn, you have to leave your warm and comfortable bed, summon a group of wild wolves from hell, which are relatively less shocking in appearance, train them with coercion and inducement, and then come over to serve as sled dogs for these stupid mortals.
', but all these stupid humans are sleeping?
"If you don't give face to the master, Uncle Ham will feed you to the bastards."
As he spoke, Ham turned around. His small body, which was as big as a Chihuahua, actually opened its bloody mouth several times larger than that of a liger.
The wild wolf bit off the head.
"Bah~ A bad wolf is a bad wolf. The meat is really unpalatable. Little cubs, I'll reward you with the rest."
After killing more than a dozen wild wolves in a row, Ham's anger in his stomach was finally gone. Then he picked up his meaty limbs and ate a few mouthfuls. After barely eating an unappetizing breakfast, he
The remaining stumps were given to the remaining wild wolves.
The emperor still needs hungry soldiers, and his uncle Ham will not be so stingy as to let these wolf cubs work hungry.
And this is why Huang Laoxie saw the bloodstains all over the yard before and mistakenly thought it was a member of the program crew who was eaten by these wild wolves.
"The food cooked by the master is delicious, but it's a pity that there are too few monsters like pigs, cows and sheep in hell. Otherwise, cooking with monster meat would be more delicious."
But he didn't expect it. Ham, who was licking the blood on the corner of his mouth and looking forward to using the meat of World of Warcraft to let Guo Dong cook a feast, was suddenly struck by Jing Jing and Sun Li's words, "Why are ghosts crying and wolves howling early in the morning?" There were two wolf howls inside.
The words attract all the attention.
Then there was the sound of Sirius howling, which woke up everyone in the Mushroom House, including the program crew, and they all jumped up in panic.
"Wolf? Where did the wolf come from?"
Hearing the howling of wolves, Director Xiang, who had just woken up because of Ham's roar and Guo Dong's knock on the door, felt his scalp explode in an instant. He ran out in his pajamas and saw the entire mushroom house surrounded at a glance.
The wolves stood up and howled to the sky at Ham's command.
"This is……"
The director of "Longing"'s eyes instantly straightened, and his face became as pale as a paper to the naked eye. Then, as if he was tied to a clean room and cut with a knife, he screamed crazily and twistedly: "
! The wild wolf has come down the mountain! Why don’t you sleep? You guys and I go to save people!"
Before he finished speaking, the director pushed Guo Dong away, picked up the photography tripod next to him, and prepared to use this thing as a weapon to save people in pajamas and slippers, followed by others like him.
The director of "The Goddess" looked desperate and looked forward to death.
There are so many stars, including He Shouzu of the Mango pillar, Huang Laoxie who has disciples all over the world, Master Lin and Old Monster Xu who are at the top of the world, Fairy Zixia who has amazed an era, and now the famous Xiao Gu
An irreplaceable star among stars.
Not to mention that all of these people were eaten by wolves, even if any one of them was kissed by a wolf or even seriously injured, their director would have finished his work. Not only would he be drowned with spit, but he would also face a sky-high price.
Not to mention the compensation, I am planning to beg for food in the future.
Instead of doing this, it is better to fight to the death and at least get a good reputation. Even if you die, your family will receive all kinds of care, and you will not be impoverished after exorbitant compensation.
"The Art of Nirvana!"
Guo Dong frowned when he saw the two crazy directors and the crew behind them who were either confused, frightened or enthusiastic, picking up things like tripods as weapons and rushing into the wolf pack to save people.
He wrinkled up tightly, then pinched several seals with his fingers, and instantly countless white feathers floated down from the sky.
In the Nirvana Jutsu, the last game of the Hokage Chunin Exam, and before Orochimaru's plan to collapse Konoha began, Yakushi Kabuto performed an illusion that instantly put the entire competition venue into a deep sleep.
"It's really troublesome."
Guo Dong frowned and used his telekinesis to put them all back on his bed. After locking the door, he stopped them again, soothed the frightened ones, and called to Nazha and Shuangmei, who he had tried to save, with a look on his face.
Confused, the two women left the program team's accommodation.
"It seems that we have to find a way to modify their memories later. If I had known, I would have been the secretary of the Yamanaka family."
Guo Dong frowned and muttered softly, then patted the two frightened girls beside him who were looking in the direction of the mushroom house: "Don't worry, Harm is joking for them."
Hearing Guo Dong's words, the two felt relieved, but only a little: "Really? But are there really so many wolves that can't bite?"
Although they watched these wild wolves obediently pulling the sled and sledge and building the mushroom house with them, the two of them still couldn't relax.
After all, they are still living in hell and are creatures of the food class. Their appearance is definitely the best expression of terms such as ferocious, ferocious, and terrifying.
Guo Dong smiled slightly: "Don't worry, even the legendary three-headed hell dog guarding the gate of hell must be obedient in front of Ham."
The gap in the levels of hell creatures means that even if Ham bites all these wild wolves to death, they would not dare to dodge even once.
With their telekinesis activated, Nazha and Shuang Meizi exclaimed and flew into the sky with Guo Dong, preparing to go to the mushroom house to ask Ham to stop the farce, and appeared to comfort everyone who was frightened.
But when he was at the first door, Guo Dong heard that Huang Laoxie in the room had already tried to calm everyone down, and in the shortest time he found the method that best suited them.
Especially when I heard that Huang Laoxie asked He Shouzhen to call him and ask him to rescue people, and Zhang Liang had already answered the phone.
So Guo Dong didn't show up without a thought, and went directly to a big tree in front of the mushroom house, using space isolation to hide all traces of the three of them.
"Why are we hiding here? Why don't we go down so that everyone won't be afraid anymore?"
Although it was Naza who took the initiative to confess her love yesterday, her courage was still a bit lacking, and in the end she just took advantage of the opportunity to follow. However, after all, Shuangmei has known Guo Dong longer than Naza, and she also has Bei Weiwei's relationship, so Bina
Zha was even more casual and worry-free. Since he had doubts, he naturally asked directly: "Also, why did we fly just now?"
"I'll explain this to you later."
Guo Dong smiled and hugged the slender waists of two first-class beauties: "As for now, someone will arrive as a savior later. Although this is all a misunderstanding, I plan to make mistakes and use tricks to put the misunderstanding to bed.
Turn it into a real performance to test their cultivation results."
Zhang Liang, Tangtang, Xixi, and Yaya, these four people have been teaching him since he returned to the world of Naruto. Yin seal, divine liquid, kw90 gene enhancement liquid, Centiya knife and other artifacts, as well as the use of space powers for three people
Among the space treasures created, the Mark 5 portable armor can be taken out at any time and put on in a few seconds.
It can be said that they are armed to the teeth from the inside out, from themselves to their equipment.
But after all, this is a peaceful real world, and the four of them don't have any sense of crisis at all, so naturally they don't have much motivation to practice.
This is why after Brother Corpse came back from the world, he injected them with the superpowers obtained by divine fluid. Until Guo Dong returned from the Fantastic Four world, he still used him to kill Deng Chao and others by self-destruction, and with that magnified
After experiencing the dual internal and external pressure of a crab battle a hundred times, I finally grasped the reason.
Now Hamm's joke was a little too big, but it happened to be used as their first real combat training.
It was precisely because of this that the four of them failed to find Guo Dong before, so Hamm transformed into a battle form that Tangtang and others had never seen before, hiding the hell flames, and led these hell wolves to surround and kill them.
Similarly, this is also the reason why the soldiers in the village, led by Lin Mei and Fan Kuai, plus Bei Weiwei, have not shown up until now.
Otherwise, if the wild wolves really came down from the mountain, the village's Shadowless Forbidden Army Xiong He's Second Army and the Jiujiu Lao Qin's National Guard Army, these three soldiers and horses, and more than a thousand old house guards, would have long ago killed these wild wolves.
Cleaned up.
It is impossible for even a real wild wolf to come out of the forest alive and reach the mushroom house.
You know, this mushroom house was originally built by Guo Dong for the old lady to escape the summer heat, and not far from the mushroom house was the village, where the old lady was sleeping.
Not to mention this village, even the entire city is stationed with Guo Dong's soldiers and horses. They are stationed on three levels inside and three outside to protect the old lady's safety.
Otherwise, you would think that the other private areas contracted by Guo Dong are considered wild villages, but here we have to communicate several times and pay a lot of extra money. Taking advantage of the obstacles that Old Monster Xu encountered in making a movie, the entire county was destroyed.
Are the administrative areas of level cities all 'cracked earth and sealed as kings' to become their own private areas?
If Lin'an's large population hadn't had such a huge impact, Guo Dong would have contracted that area into a private area long ago to protect his family in terms of area and population.