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506 Riding a dog across the river

When those whose memories had been rewritten or deleted by the Sharingan woke up one after another, everyone acted as if nothing had happened. Guo Dong asked Ham to once again summon a group of canine creatures from hell to serve as sled dogs.

But this time, I learned from the previous lessons and specially selected a group of hellish creatures that were not so ferocious in appearance and were quite cute compared to the previous wild wolves.

However, some people vaguely felt that the relationship between Guo Dong and them was a little different from before, as if they were much stranger than before, but they didn't know what the reason was.

Not only Guo Dong, but also the two owners of the mushroom house, He Shouzhen and Huang Laoxie, and even Nazha and Shuangmeizi, the two guests who came with them to participate in the show, are not like some of them before.

So close.

Regarding this, Guo Dong and others naturally knew what was going on, but as Guo Dong said before, don't blame others for the choices you make.

"Damn, this boat is too old, isn't it?"

Time passed, and at this time, Guo Dong had already appeared on a boat that was sailing quietly in the river. However, this ship could only be described as a broken ship, and even a broken ship in the general sense was better than this ship.

Much stronger.

"This is just a broken two-story sampan!"

Guo Dong looked up and down at the ship he was on: "It's second-hand and refurbished!"

Although he looked down upon this broken ship, Guo Dong had no choice at all, because this was where he ended up traveling through time.

As a passenger who boarded the ship without buying a ticket, Guo Dong is indeed not qualified to offer opinions.

"What the hell kind of world is this? Why are they all foreigners? How come this era is so ancient?"

Walking to the railing of the corridor on the second floor, Guo Dong saw foreigners dressed as standard cowboys playing cards and gambling on the deck, and... a stable!?

Taking a boat with a horse, what the hell kind of era is this?

"Forget it, let's see what magical prop I come up with this time."

Guo Dong shook his head, found a deserted corner, and put his hand into his mouth.

The damaged blue fat man's pocket will automatically obtain a damaged magical prop every time after returning from time travel and before time travel. So far, Guo Dong has obtained a magnifying lamp, a stone hat and air gun potions, some of which are very useful, and some of which are very useful.

Tasteless.

"Okay, there's no such thing as the most useless, only the worse."

Looking at the dark cloud with a rope he took out from his mouth, Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly.

I thought the air pistol potion was useless enough before, but I didn't expect an even more useless one.

The magnifying lamp can magnify living objects a hundred times. Not to mention other things, the three thousand hellhounds that Ham often summons will definitely be the enemy's nightmare when magnified a hundred times.

The stone hat can hide Guo Dong's whereabouts and presence. As long as it is not a matter of length, or there are scanning and investigation methods such as radar and sound waves, it is most suitable for Guo Dong to use when he is conducting a sneak attack, hiding, escaping and embedding.

The air pistol potion is definitely the least leaky and magical tool to carry with you, especially since Guo Dong once wanted to use it on He Shouzuo.

After using the Zhangliu Golden Body, He Shouzhen's fingers are definitely thicker than an average person's thigh. After using the air pistol potion, he can be used as a heavy artillery.

But what about this thing called a thundercloud?

rain?

This small dark cloud with a diameter of about one meter is not as effective as a water escape in terms of precipitation.

Strike someone with lightning?

Do you want to know more about Guo Dong’s enhanced version of Lei Dun Qilin?

"Forget it, keep it. If that doesn't work, you can give it away as a favor, right?"

Guo Dong shook his head and put away this magical prop called the thunder cloud. It was useless and was still damaged. It needed to be replenished in the dark clouds before it could be used. Otherwise, it would not work even if it rained or thundered, so it could only be used.

Use it as a parasol.

Apart from giving it away, Guo Dong really can't think of any other use.

Oh, and you can also throw it in the trash.

"These people's clothes?"

After checking out the props for shooting you this time, Guo Dong walked out of the corner with a frustrated heart and came to the deck, ready to explore what kind of world this time was.

It’s just that most of the people on the boat are decorated with Arabic decorations, and if you look closely, there are not only horses in the stable, but also several camels?

Could it be a Arabian Nights story or a story from One Thousand and One Nights?

There are a lot of Arabs there.

"Ah~~"

Just when Guo Dong was thinking about which world was dominated by Arabs, he suddenly heard a scream. Then before Guo Dong could follow the sound to see what was going on, a series of gunshots that broke the silence of the night came from all directions of the entire ship.

There were sounds everywhere, and there was even more firelight lighting up the dark night sky.

But no one felt the light and warmth. Instead, they only felt despair and heat.

"Is this broken ship still worth setting fire to? It can make a hole in it and sink it with just one step, right?"

Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly: "After all, my buddy is also an old time-traveling customer. Not to mention giving me benefits, if he asked me to time-travel directly into the women's bathhouse, at least he would give me a standard room, right? Isn't that so special?

Even if we search for broken ships, why are we searching for broken ships that are about to sink?"

At this time, Guo Dong really felt as if he had beaten a dog and then been beaten by a dog again.

Thinking of Guo Guo, a wise man who conquered many worlds and conquered the world, whose evil name could stop children from crying at night, and who massacred a city and destroyed a country more than once?

But that’s all on land!

On land, if you ask him to command troops and horses to destroy cities and villages, destroy countries and species, he is definitely professional in these things, but when it comes to water... Haha, I just hope that this world has nothing to do with water wars!

He, Guo, got into the water. Although he was stronger than ordinary swimmers, if he needed to fight in the water, he could only rely on telekinesis to fly out, or use the chakra treading water technique in ninjutsu to avoid drowning.

"Forget it, let's look around first. If that doesn't work, put on steel armor and go into the water. Now let's see if there are any clues to determine which world this is."

Relying on his ability to rebound and ignore guns and bullets, Guo Dong, who was out of tune with everyone on the ship, started walking around Manchuan again, looking for any familiar faces with a very leisurely attitude.

The boat was burned and shots were fired. Such a big battle is definitely related to the plot. If we don't find the relevant plot tasks now, it is possible that we will have to wait until the boat sinks and everyone jumps into the water and flees.

Will we look for it later?

That would be like finding a needle in a haystack.

Evelin, who had just been rescued by O'Connor from the Pharaoh's escort, suddenly remembered that the map that was crucial to their trip was still in the house, and immediately rushed back to the room to get the map without even thinking about it.

Even though the room was now a sea of ​​fire, and there were still the 'terrorists' who had just held her hostage.

"Don't worry, it's all in my mind."

O'Connor quickly stopped Evelin and felt her delicate and soft waist.

Especially now that the other person is only wearing a thin silky nightgown, my hand feels great against her.

"Are those... O'Connor and Evelyn?"

Beautiful women always attract more attention than other people, especially the heroine is usually the most beautiful woman, at least one of them, so why not do it if you can not only be eye-catching but also find your own goals?

Therefore, Guo Dong's experience of traveling through time more than ten times allowed him to quickly see this scene and find the person he was looking for.

Guo Dong looked at O'Connor, who almost would have been shot in the head and took the lunch if Evelin hadn't pulled him, and suddenly laughed: "It turns out to be this world."

"Ham."

Guo Dong softly called a name, and then as soon as the data stream appeared, Ham also came out of the digital machine following the master's call and lay directly on Guo Dong's shoulder: "Master, which world is this time?"

"The Mummy Part 1, we are now on a ship heading to Hamnatta, the city of the dead."

Guo Dong paused here: "...a broken ship that is about to sink. So your dog paddle will come in handy later."

Ham's face darkened: "No, Master, I refuse."

Are you kidding me?

Uncle Ham is a hell demon dog!

Dog paddle?

Do you think that Uncle Ham has no face and no image?

"You can't, right?"

Ham's face turned darker.

There is no water in hell for him to use the dog-pawing technique!

Except for magma!

If that thing is considered water!

Guo Dong sighed, shook his head, and muttered softly: "I was still thinking of riding a dog across the river, but it seems like I wasted my time this time."

Ham: "..."

Master, are you serious?

Riding a dog across the river?

I'm not even the size of a football. Do you really have the heart to ride me across the river?

And if I remember correctly, you are not only very good at water, but you also showed off your skills in the Yangtze River when you were filming Running Man. You can also fly, tread water with chakra, and can cross the river with a single reed.

OK?

If that doesn't work, don't you still have the Tianxiao battleship?

Although this male thing flies in the sky, it is also a ship and can occasionally be launched into the water.

Even if you really don't want to go into the water, it's not difficult to use Earth Escape to get out on a bridge, right?

How could you have such a weird and cruel idea to ride a cute dog like mine across the river?

Ham, I don’t sell my body as an artist!

And while Ham was thinking incessantly in his heart, Guo Dong was slowly getting closer to the male and female protagonists, O'Connor and Evelin.

When he arrived in front of the two of them, he happened to catch up with Evelin being thrown into the water by O'Connor to escape. When he was about to jump off the ship, he was knocked back directly by the Pharaoh's escort.

The opponent was beaten into a dog with a left hook and a right hook. He was even kicked to a pillar and his neck was strangled by the opponent.


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