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053 Corpse Farm and BBQ

"So...how should I get down?"

Guo Dong listened to the screams coming from the bottom of the cliff, shrugged his shoulders with the last loud splash into the water, shook his hands in the direction where the three people fell, raised his eyebrows and looked around,

He is also a little worried. We can't let him jump from here, right?

Please, can someone die? He is not the three guys at the bottom. He has the protagonist aura turned on, and he can't fall to death from such a high height.

At such a height, let alone a little distance when you fall, you will miss the pool and fall to the ground and break into meat patties. Even if you successfully fall into the water, at this height difference, the shot of the water surface will be

The impact force is no different from that of a cement floor!

He lived quite happily and was not prepared to die young so soon.

There are so many goddesses like Xi Xi and Tangtang waiting for him in the real world. There is also a housekeeper in the house in Xianyang City who spent more than a year strictly following Guo Dong's waist, big breasts, hips, and long legs.

, white skin, beautiful face, tall, white tiger and other conditions collected all kinds of beautiful female slaves and maids have not enjoyed it!

Uh...this paragraph just now doesn't count.

Hearing the loud sound of falling water coming from the ground, Guo Dong breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that there was nothing wrong. The three of them should not die.

Otherwise, he would have no choice but to turn around and go back first. Kill all the soldiers and horses of Da Qin and Tu'an to ensure that no one in Da Qin has seen Yu Shu again.

Then go down and look for things on Meng Tian and Yu Shu that can be used as tokens, such as armor, talismans, tokens, imperial edicts, credentials, etc., and find someone to pretend to be Princess Yu Shu, as a passing righteous man, or

He used the tiger charm Yi Xiaochuan brought to burn a tiger tattoo on his body, pretending to be Meng Yi and escorting the fake Yushu to Xianyang.

After climbing to a certain position, he found someone to pretend to be the envoy and queen of Tu'an Kingdom to assassinate and poison Qin Shihuang. When the time came, he took the initiative to ask Ying to destroy Tu'an Kingdom to make sure that the news would not leak out.

If they don't fall into the water smoothly, or if you find them later and find that they are dead, you will have no choice but to do this!

Although this is very troublesome!

As for the fake Princess Yushu or the fake envoys and queens of Tuan Kingdom, Xiang Liang will be very happy to help him deal with it!

Don't underestimate these down-and-out nobles who are descendants of the Six Kingdoms. There are only three pounds of nails in the broken ship, let alone them?

"Woo~~"

Yi Xiaochuan, who was in a coma due to serious injuries, suddenly felt a sharp pain and woke up from his coma with a groan of pain.

Yushu, who heard Yi Xiaochuan groaning in pain, quickly stopped the bandage that almost cut into Yi Xiaochuan's bones, came over and gently helped Yi Xiaochuan: "Mr. Yi! Mr. Yi, you finally woke up!"

"Princess...Princess, are you okay?"

Yi Xiaochuan had just woken up, and his mind was still a little unclear, but then he realized it and quickly asked Yu Shu in concern if he was injured.

"I'm fine, but Mr. Yi, you were seriously injured trying to save me... Don't get up, you just applied the medicine!"

Yi Xiaochuan felt it, and sure enough, there was no part of his body that was not in pain, as if his whole body was falling apart. However, as he had been practicing martial arts for many years and wearing the tiger charm of unknown origin all the year round, his physical fitness could be said to be very strong.

So in the midst of Yushu's exclamation, she forced herself to half lean and half sit up: "I'm fine, it doesn't hurt! You know, my skin is thicker!"

Although his face was almost throbbing with pain, Yi Xiaochuan still forced a smile and used self-deprecation to make Yu Shu laugh.

"Princess, you saved me again, and I really can't repay you."

Yu Shu shook his head: "I don't need you to repay anything, as long as you live."

"Okay, I promise you! I promise you, I will live a good life in the future!"

While talking, Yi Xiaochuan suddenly discovered several dazzling scars on Yu Shu's hands: "Why are you injured!?"

Only then did Yi Xiaochuan realize that Yu Shu still looked like a princess at this time. She looked exactly like a mountain girl who made a living by collecting herbs in the mountains.

"As long as I can save your life, it doesn't matter... Also, don't call me princess from now on, just call me... Yushu!"

"Okay, from now on I will call you Yushu. Don't call me Mr. Yi. Call me Xiaochuan! The name Mr. Yi sounds like a fortune teller!"

Yu Shu smiled softly, bit his lower lip and was about to speak when he was suddenly interrupted by a voice.

"Do you think the name Yi Xiaochuan is enough? Yi Xiaochuan, Yi has asthma! And your brother Yi Dachuan, there are a lot of them!"

Yi Qishan's face darkened instantly. Not only did someone tease his brothers by their names, but he was just having an ambiguous and sweet atmosphere with Yu Shu when he was suddenly interrupted by someone. Who could it be?

Neither will be happy.

That is to say, Yi Xiaochuan is now seriously injured and has difficulty moving. Otherwise, he would have pounced on and killed this bastard.

But when he turned around and saw Guo Dong walking towards him carrying a shield half as tall as a man and carrying a giant sword the size of a door panel, he twitched his lips to express his broad-mindedness and turned back.

"By the way, I think I heard someone say just now that there is nothing you can do in return? Why don't you just say thank you with your body? I have always believed that other than thanking you with your body, all other thanks are hypocritical and insincere!"

In one sentence, the cheeks of both Yi Xiaochuan and Yu Shu turned red instantly.

Fortunately, at this time, Meng Tian next to him snorted and murmured in his sleep: "Water~water~."

Yu Shu quickly calmed down, glanced at Yi Xiaochuan with a blushing face, and then lightly glared at Guo Dong. He quickly ran to the side and took the bamboo cup that had been filled with water, walked over, and helped Meng Tian up and gave it to him.

Gave some water.

"Why is he here?"

In addition to being a little surprised, Guo Dong was very clear and responsible in saying that at this time, Yi Xiaochuan wanted more to divert the embarrassment.

"You and General Meng jumped off the cliff together to save me, and you were both seriously injured!"

Yi Xiaochuan snorted: "This guy's life is pretty tough. He didn't fall to death even if he fell from such a height!"

"Yeah, how come you guys didn't fall to death when you fell from such a height?"

Over there, Yu Shu was taking care of Meng Tian, ​​and over there, Guo Dong walked up to Yi Xiaochuan and kicked him: "Hey, how are you? You won't die in a while, right?"

Yi Xiaochuan rolled his eyes angrily: "I'm sorry to disappoint you. I won't die for the time being!"

Guo Dong sighed: "Yes, it's such a pity. Why didn't you die? I had already thought about it on the way to find you. I will find a place to bury you when the time comes and see if I can

Become a zombie."

Yi Xiaochuan's chin grew bigger: "What did you say? What kind of corpse raising place!?"

Corpse place?

What the hell is this?

Does this guy still do this?

By the way, it seemed that his sword had not been seen before. It was so big that there was no place to hide it, but it suddenly appeared in his hand and knocked General Jin away.

Are there really monsters, ghosts and zombies in this world?

Yi Xiaochuan couldn't help but think about it, after all, the facts were there.

In the end, who would have thought that Guo Dong's sentence was so good that he was not angry to death: "It's just breaking the saline-alkali land. I'll pick a good place for you to bury it. What if it delays the farmer's uncle's farming?"

Boom!

Yi Xiaochuan's eyes were red with anger and he wanted to get up and fight Guo Dong to the death, but when he saw a muffled sound, a huge lion shield was inserted directly into the ground, and the little anger disappeared without a trace in an instant.

I almost nodded my head and said that Guo Dong was right, and just took the initiative to admit that he is the kind of person who wastes air when alive, wastes land when dead, and wastes RMB when he is dead!

But I’m really angry!

Yi Xiaochuan took a deep breath, still feeling that he had not fallen off the cliff and died, but he was almost pissed off by this guy who was a fellow countryman, a junior brother, and a bridge, so he could only vent his anger on Meng Tian next to him.

Just at this time, Meng Tian had woken up and was looking at Yu Shu's face falling into a sluggish state.

"General Meng, raise your head... Look, I'm just a woman from Tu'an, no different from anyone else! Before arriving in Xianyang, please don't mention the imperial concubine again!"

Snap!

When Meng Tian was looking at Yu Shu lost in thought, he suddenly felt someone slap him hard on the back of the head: "Hey! Don't stare at her all the time!"

"Why are you here?"

Hearing Meng Tian's words, Yu Shu and Guo Dong glanced at each other subconsciously, and then couldn't help laughing. These two guys were really destined brothers. Their first words after discovering each other were,

It's all the same sentence.

Even the tone of voice is the same.

"I fell off the cliff with you. Where else could I be if I weren't here?"

Yushu shook her head and chuckled, and glanced at Guo Dong. Although she didn't say anything, and Guo Dong and her had no tacit understanding at all, it was still very clear and accurate. She could see what she wanted from her eyes.

the meaning expressed.

Are these two guys really adults, as you said before? They are just two children!

Guo Dong dares to vouch for this, Yu Shu definitely means this!

"Okay, I'm going down the mountain to collect herbs. Please take care of General Meng!"

Yu Shu wanted to say this to Guo Dong, but she was not familiar with Guo Dong. She had only met him once on the mountain road before.

So she could only say this to Yi Xiaochuan.

"Don't worry, he won't die!"

At this point, Yi Xiaochuan stopped Yu Shu who picked up the medicine basket and stood up to leave: "Yushu, be careful!"

Yu Shu smiled and nodded and left the small cave, while Yi Xiaochuan followed him with his eyes.

"Can you stop staring at her!"

Meng Tian was unhappy when he saw this, and just returned what Yi Xiaochuan had just said intact. Who would have thought that Yi Xiaochuan would not be silent and bowed his head like him, but instead just replied with one sentence: "I don't look at him.

Still looking at you!?"

Guo Dong's mouth twitched, these two guys from the kindergarten class.

Ignoring the arguments between these two people, which eventually got bigger and rolled into an egg, they walked directly to the fire, opened the hidden compartment behind the lion shield, and took out a twenty

The centimeter-square box contains a box full of various pickled skewers.

When Yi Xiaochuan and Meng Tian were having a hard time with their heads, Guo Dong neither started a fight nor helped, but instead started a Daqin outdoor BBQ by using the fire!


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