"Hey, little girl, how are you? Brother Dong is not at the point where you, a little girl, have to sacrifice your own belly to support me, right? Take your pocket money!"
After flicking the thick handful of banknotes in his hand, Guo Dong roughly divided it into two parts. One part was given to Shishi, who was in charge of accounting, as a supplement to the collective travel funds, and the rest was given to the little girl.
.
"Ah? This... so much? No, I can't have it!"
Seeing Guo Dong stuffing almost all the money to herself, the little girl was frightened. She quickly refused and tried to stuff the money back into Guo Dong's hands: "Brother Xiao Guo, no, I can't take this money.
this……"
"This, this, this, this is the pocket money my brother gave you, just take it."
"But this is too much! You should keep it for yourself."
Five to six thousand reais, converted into soft girl coins, is almost as much as the travel funds given to the eight of them by the program team.
Although this amount is nothing to them, if Guo Dong only gives her one person, what will others think and think?
Everyone knows about trolls, anti-fans, and keyboard warriors. No matter whether they are right or wrong, good or bad, related to them or not, there is nothing they cannot attack.
And the program team couldn't do anything about Guo Dong, so why couldn't they do nothing about her, a little girl?
This security is a hot potato. Once you accept it, you will be in constant trouble.
Although the little girl is not very experienced in the world, she still understands this.
"Hey, Mr. Guo, are you partial or discriminatory?"
Shishi knew that Guo Dong was definitely not trying to trick his ancestors. On the contrary, she knew very well that Guo Dong really liked this cute, cute, quirky, lively and cute little girl, and she also had a bit of a chatterbox.
It's just that Guo Dong has never been short of money or worried about money since the beginning of the mythical world. And as he becomes stronger and stronger, he cares less and less about rules, so there are many things that he simply can't think of, or doesn't know.
Will think about it.
So Shishi hurriedly came out and tactfully reminded Guo Dong, the big dog: "We have no problem with you favoring little girls. After all, we are all a group of old women who have grown old, and it is inevitable to fall out of favor. But you can't be so partial that you start to despise us at our age.
Big one!? We are no longer as cute as an eighteen-year-old lolita, but we are still girls, and we are also beautiful young ladies, right? Is it really okay to be too unfavorable to one another?"
Guo Dong was stunned for a moment, then saw Shishi and Lao Hu winking at him, as well as the faint worry in the little girl's eyes. Guo Dong came to his senses after a moment: "Hello, little sister...Jiu San, popular on the Internet
Do you want to know something about this old aunt? You 87-year-old witch..."
Before he finished speaking, Guo Dong had already stepped aside and dodged to the side in advance, perfectly avoiding Shi Shi's three consecutive kicks in anger.
As expected, do the basic operations after death.
"Don't worry, your pocket money will be there soon. If you don't believe me, just watch..."
Guo Dong waved his hand to Shishi, then turned back to the buffet owner and shouted: "Boss, I will come again tomorrow!"
The boss's eyes widened for a moment, and he opened the cash register without saying anything. He took out all the money inside, regardless of denomination, and put it in a bag. He trotted up to Guo Dong as quickly as possible: "Sir, I'm a small business owner."
, please let us live."
Seeing the buffet owner who was obviously very reluctant to eat Guo Dong alive, but still had to smile, kneeling on the ground crying and calling for grandpa, and a large group of onlookers nearby, Shishi couldn't stand it any longer.
He grabbed Guo Dong's arm and pulled him away: "Let's go! Don't be embarrassed here!"
But Zhongzheng, who had been hiding his face all the way and escaping, didn't realize that shortly after they left, the restaurant owner, who had just looked ashen as if his parents were dead, immediately put away his expression and smiled at Guo Dong's back.
Waving his hand, he turned around and returned to the closed restaurant, taking off the human skin mask on his face.
Revealing a face that once dominated the government and the public, and regarded a deer as a horse.
"I've made money, I've made money, but I don't know how to spend it. I'm holding a mobile phone in my left hand and a Motorola in my right hand..."
After being forcibly dragged out of the cafeteria by Shishi, Guo Dong went straight to the street to count the extra gains he had just made, and became extremely arrogant and howled a ditty that was very old.
Then, Guo Dong, who had forgotten the ancient saying that wealth should not be revealed, was snatched away by Shishi before the money could be counted.
"So, counting the previous ten thousand reais and the three thousand we originally had left, we now have a total of more than thirty-four thousand eight hundred and sixty! Cheers~"
Soon the group returned to the B&B. Shishi also took the time to take the hot potato from the little girl's hand and counted all the money together.
"Oh ho~"
"marvelous!"
"Long live brother Xiao Guo~!"
When a group of people heard this number, they couldn't help but cheered without any need for poetry.
More than 30,000 reals were enough for them to have as much fun as they wanted during the three and a half days in Samba Country.
"receive!"
After a while, Shishi suddenly made a move to stop a group of guys who, because they had solved the economic crisis and no longer had to worry about financial problems, had opened a lot of paid drinks left by the landlord and were preparing to party in advance.
"Everyone, although getting rich is a good thing, we still can't be too presumptuous."
Shishi forcibly stopped everyone’s carnival: “First of all, we need to know that although we can make money on our own to supplement the shortage of funds, we have no way to make money in Samba, a country where we are unfamiliar with the place and even the language.
Only by Guo Dong's deviant approach this time can we gain something, which is why the program team agreed to let us make money ourselves."
Shishi paused for a moment: "But it's also because someone had frequent accidents and broke the rules in the past, so the program team also restricted the ways we can make money. Each method can only be used once."
"In other words, next time we can no longer make money by eating at the buffet and eating until the boss is worried about bankruptcy and will lose money to avoid disaster."
Shishi told a piece of bad news that everyone ignored.
"Oh~no!"
"Oh my God~How could this happen!?"
"This is so unfair!"
Suddenly, a mournful cry echoed through the living room.
"Well, it's not that pessimistic after all!"
Shishi quickly stopped everyone's screams and wailing: "Thirty-four thousand eight hundred and sixty-seven yuan, okay, Jelly, you really drove the buffet owner crazy, even taking fifty cent coins
Come out."
Shishi glanced at Guo Dong. Guo Dong was also surprised by this. Lao Gao had only arrived a few hours earlier than him. It was already very easy to find out their accommodation address and buy a nearby store into a self-service one.
Awesome, I didn’t expect that I even prepared some change?
Is it really the profit from running the restaurant for a period of time, or is it specially prepared for Guo Dong to buy popsicles to relieve the heat?
"So I decided to take out the change and let the program team give it to Brother Daren. After all, I asked Jelly'er before why he insisted on giving his share to Brother Daren. He said that although Africa is poor, prices are not low.
Especially in some campsites and the like, prices are higher due to scarcity of supplies.”
Shishi divided the four thousand and eighty cents and put them all over again, and handed the sixty-seven yuan and fifty cents to Zu: "Zu is our youngest sister, and all the money was earned by Jelly'er. I heard this the most along the way.
If he is a bastard, the one who cares and considerates him the most is our little sister, so of course he should be rewarded. So these are my unique pocket money, do you have any objections?"
A few thousand dollars is a problem, it's a hot potato, but a few tens of dollars won't have these problems, and the facts also put the reasons and reasons in plain sight, leaving people unable to say anything.
"Ah~ No, no, no, this won't work. No one has it, so just give it to me. How bad is this?"
Looking at the panicked little girl who kept waving her hands, Guo Dong smiled and patted her head: "Here you go, take it, a reward for being an obedient child."
Who would have thought that one second he was the jelly of a close brother, and the next second he turned into a wretched goldfish guy: "Of course, if you feel embarrassed again, you can completely agree to me."
The little girl who was originally embarrassed was speechless for a moment after hearing Guo Dong's words: "Brother Xiao Guo~~, I am still a baby, a child! You are going too far~"
"Ah~ well, if that doesn't work, why don't you introduce your sister to me?"
Seeing the shy and angry look on the little girl's face, and the other people's actions and expressions as if they wanted to eliminate harm for the people, Guo Dong quickly changed his tune.
"...brothers and sisters, just bury them."
Zu Xiaolian looked at Guo Dong stiffly for a long time, and finally waved his hand fiercely.
"No, it's true. I really like your sister. She has been my goddess since childhood!"
Guo Dong, who was overwhelmed and beaten by the crowd, still continued to seek death.
"No, just wait."
Shishi stopped her hand: "Isn't your goddess Xi Xi since childhood?"
"It's all, it's all... Oh, don't slap me in the face!"
If you commit suicide, you will have to pay the price of committing suicide.
"Okay, let's get on with the business."
Beating someone is definitely refreshing and pleasurable, especially for someone like Guo Dong who seems to deserve a beating.
So after a while, except for Guo Dong, who was sitting on the sofa with an aggrieved look, the rest of the people looked as if they had just been struck by a sword, their faces glowing red.
"Now that we have sufficient funds, in addition to going to the supermarket to do some shopping later, we can also reconsider the issue of renting a car."
Once you have money, you will naturally want to change your car to one that is more comfortable and has better service.
After the words fell, Guo Dong raised his hand weakly: "I think I should be able to solve the car problem."
Everyone's eyes turned to him instantly: "You? How do you solve it?"
"This is the capital of Samba. I happen to have a friend here, and I can rent his car. And I remember that he has someone who is proficient in Chinese and Portuguese who can be our driver."
Everyone's eyes widened instantly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Lao Hu was even more excited. You must know that he had just made a very difficult phone call all afternoon just for this matter. The difficult communication due to the language barrier made him almost shut down on the spot!
"You didn't even ask!"
As Guo Dong spoke, he took out his mobile phone and broadcast a number: "Barubai, this is Guo. I want to borrow a car from you and Lin. A RV is the best. For seven people, we may need to add a camera."
Master, okay, it’s settled.”
After a few simple words, Guo Dong hung up the phone.
"It's done, someone will drive over in a moment. At the flagship we visited in Samba, they will be on call 24 hours a day. The car is a Ford e450, with a row of sofas, two beds, a bathroom and a kitchen.
RV.”
Looking at the expectant expressions of a group of people, Guo Dong shook his phone and reported good news to them.
Being able to travel in an RV is definitely a rare comfort and enjoyment even for these celebrities who usually have a nanny car to pick them up!