"Hey, they've all gone into the water, why don't you go into the water?"
On the white beach, Shishi, who had changed into cool clothes, walked over and kicked Guo Dong, who was lying under a big parasol playing the dead man.
"Sunshine, beach, bikini, if you don't enjoy such beautiful scenery, you would be a fool to get into the water."
Guo Dong rolled his eyes, picked up the dark sunglasses on his face, and whistled fiercely at the bikini beauty not far away, which attracted a lot of eye-rolls and salivating looks.
A body with streamlined muscles is definitely more popular than a sissy face in an open Western country.
"Hey, there is a beautiful woman right in front of you and you don't look at it, but you go look at someone else?"
For some reason, Shishi became very angry when she saw Guo Dong like this, and slapped Guo Dong hard on the shoulder angrily.
Snap~
"Ouch~ You dead head, why is your meat so hard?"
The slap came down, and in the loud sound of the blow, Guo Dong, who was beaten, did not react at all, but Shishi, who was hitting the person, rubbed her slightly red hands and cried out in pain: "Also, can you put on some clothes?"
?We are filming a program. If the impact is bad, it will be blocked!"
Guo Dong glanced sideways at the woman: "Are you still justified in beating people?"
"Also, what do you mean can you put on some clothes? Did I run naked or are beach shorts not clothing?"
"Is there anything wrong with a man being shirtless?"
Guo Dong put away the sunglasses that blocked others from seeing his gaze, stretched and stood up from the beach: "If you are jealous, just say it. Don't use these reasons to cover it up."
"Who...who is jealous!? Only ghosts can be jealous!"
Shishi's pretty face turned red, and she opened her Yawu in embarrassment and grabbed her: "I'm worried that if you influence the program like this, you won't be able to pass the review, and we will be harmed in the future!"
He curled his lips and looked at this stubborn girl: "No one dares to block any production that Brother Dong participates in, whether it's a movie, TV series or program."
"Just blow it~" Shishi rolled her eyes: "Let's go, everyone is in the water, you are the only one left."
When Guo Dong heard this, he turned around and saw that, sure enough, even Zu Cha, who was unwilling to go into the water just now, now ran into the water with Heibi and Fatty, who were playing around, splashing water on each other, and starting a water fight.
Although it is only three or two meters away from the coast, the water is as deep as the waist in a super shallow shoal.
"Hey~ why are there only three of them? Where are the two singles?"
Guo Dong took a look and found that Lao Hu and Liu Xing were not seen around Zu Cha and the others.
"The two of them joined a few people in a boat to go diving."
While talking, Shishi searched for it on the sea, and then pointed to a small boat that vaguely appeared and appeared on the sea a few hundred meters away: "No, it's over there."
"I remember that you are also very good at water. Why did you go to the beach and not go into the water at all?"
Speaking of this, Shishi was very confused.
If she remembered correctly, this guy once had a rough time in the Yangtze River. Why is he pretending to be a landlubber now that he is at the beach?
"At that time, newborn calves were not afraid of tigers, nor were they afraid of the sky or the earth. They thought that they were invincible, that they could do anything in the world with their skills, and that they dared to do anything."
Guo Dong looked at the endless blue sea with surging waves, and coupled with Shishi's words, he also remembered the time when he was competing against the show crew on Running Man, all kinds of waves in the Yangtze River, all kinds of wantonness, but there was no trace of it.
Show off and boast: "It's different now. The older you get, the less courageous and powerful you become. On the contrary, you feel your own insignificance and fragility under the world."
He handed Shishi a drink: "On the ground, I can control other people's life and death. But in the water, it's just the opposite. I'm a fish on a knife and a knife that is controlled by others, let alone the ocean."
Although he would not die in the water, Guo Dong would not enter the water unless necessary, because in that case, he would probably not be able to exert even one-tenth of his strength.
"Tsk, so much nonsense, but not a single word of use."
Shishi didn't understand, and naturally didn't understand why Guo Dong had these feelings. She just thought he was lazy, so she directly grabbed his arm and walked to the seaside: "If you don't want to go diving, then just stay in the shallow water on the shore."
Stay with us everywhere."
"That's right, the shoal close to the shore, let alone you are an unparalleled warrior, even we little girls are not afraid of it, so what are you afraid of?"
I don't know when, but Zucha and the other three people who were playing in the water just now came up from the water and came to the two of them.
"I'm sorry, I'm a general on horseback, not a commander of ships, landlubber!"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes.
"Landlubber? Then how do I remember that when someone was interviewed, he claimed that he was a prodigal?"
Faced with Shishi's ridicule, Guo Dong said that the word "face" sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember what it was used for: "I'm sorry, I originally said "Langlibai piáo!"
"Sigh~"
The four girls all spat at this bastard.
"Sisters, no matter what, we will throw him into the sea no matter what today!"
Shishi gritted her teeth and waved her hand, taking the lead and rushing towards Guo Dong: "Even if it means tying him up, we have to tie him up!"
"Don't worry, Shishi, you will never let this bastard go!"
Following the command, Heibi was the first to respond. He and Shishi rushed towards Guo Dong from left to right, and also greeted the two more or less melancholy girls: "Zu Cha
, Fatty, why are you two hesitating, catch this bastard!"
"……coming!"
The two girls hesitated for a moment, then screamed, completely throwing away their idol baggage. They followed Shishi and Heibi like crazy girls and pounced on Guo Dong. The four of them bared their teeth and claws like crazy women, while screaming.
, while chasing and intercepting Guo Dong on the beach.
"Ah~Sister Shishi~, this guy is only wearing a pair of beach pants and has no other clothes on him. It's impossible to catch him!"
The little girl Zucha was the first to ask for guidance on the battlefield.
"Yes, yes, this guy is like a loach. I managed to grab his arm just now, but he ran away as soon as I tried hard!"
Heibi also said that this guy is difficult to deal with and needs specific action plan guidance.
"Zu Cha, you jump up and hug this bastard's legs. He loves you the most and won't use any force to break free!"
As expected, Shishi lived up to the expectations of the other three people for her. Her command was not only clear and logical, but she also made the best use of everything and was scheming to coerce her.
Seeing Zu Cha hearing the strange cry and rushing towards Guo Dong, tightly protecting Guo Dong's legs so that he could no longer move coquettishly, Shishi immediately issued the second order.
"Fatty, jump on this bastard's back and cover his eyes!"
Among the four, Pang Di is undoubtedly the tallest and has the longest legs, and in terms of figure, he is far better than the other three.
As the saying goes, if you weigh less than 100, you are either flat-chested or short, and Pang Di is neither flat-chested nor short. Although you don't want to admit the weight aspect, there is no doubt that he is definitely the heaviest among the four people, and is the most suitable to be used as a weight.
"Heibi, let's go!"
Seeing that the strategy was working, Shishi immediately called Heibi, and the two of them rushed forward and grabbed Guo Dong's hands: "Fatty Di, go and sit with Zu Cha and grab his feet!
"
"Hey hey hey, are you just kidding, okay!?"
With the beauty of the Western Region on your back, hitting people with the ball, and the pretty lolita holding her legs under your feet, she is soft and cute, and there are two beautiful girls on the left and right holding her arms, how can you run away?
"You care about us?"
Shishi rolled her eyes, and then shouted to the other three: "Sisters, work harder and drag this bastard into the sea!"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't be like this~ Don't be like this! Pay attention to your image! Don't I just don't get into the water? Why do you want to go into such a big fight?"
Guo Dong, whose limbs were controlled and instantly put down on the beach, stared wide-eyed at the four people who really dragged him to the beach, and couldn't help shouting: "Help, this is indecent~!"
"Just scream!"
Shishi snorted angrily: "Even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you!"
"..." Guo Dong's expression froze, and then he smacked his mouth twice: "Should I shout in cooperation to break the throat, and then attract no one?"
Shishi stumbled and almost fell to the ground: "You bastard, isn't it fun?"
Shishi's tone was a bit sinister: "Sisters, it's no fun just playing in the water. Let's play with this bastard today!"
"Wow~ It's so exciting to play with people~ Is it so exciting!?"
Although Heibi exclaimed, she suddenly used strength in her hands and took the lead in dragging Guo Dong towards the sea.
"Hey hey hey~ You guys are serious!"
Guo Dong's eyes widened: "There are still people to play with, can we go back and play? With so many people watching, the Lun family will be shy~"
"Sigh~"
Fortunately, Shishi and Heibi had known this guy for a long time and knew his temperament and style. However, Fatty and Zucha had just met him. When they heard this, their cheeks turned red and they all spat at this guy who spoke so freely.
Be a jerk.
"Zu Cha~ Xiao Zu Cha! You little heartless boy, have you forgotten how your brother loved you? Now you actually join forces with them to deal with me? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
When Zu Cha heard this, his little face suddenly became extremely tangled.
But before she could be distracted by Guo Dong and Jiaodong, Shishi spoke up: "Zu Cha, what kind of conscience do you have to talk to this bastard? We are called to do justice for heaven and eliminate harm for the people! You can't betray your sisters for this bastard.
ah!"
Zu Cha's expression froze, and he finally gritted his teeth and looked at Guo Dong: "Brother Xiao Guo, I'm sorry, I can't be sorry to my sisters!"
"Then you're sorry for me?"
Guo Dong burst into tears, immediately soaking Shishi and Heibi who were holding his arms.
"This bastard!"
Looking at Guo Dong's tears gushing out like tap water from a burst pipe, although I don't know how this guy did it, Shishi and Heibi's faces were filled with the same emotion.
Suddenly, using the greatest strength in his life, one person grabbed one of Guo Dong's arms and dragged Guo Dong into the sea water not far away like a dead dog.
"Ah mee butterfly~No~NO!"
The moment Guo Dong was pushed into the water, he started screaming, and at the same time, there were also calls for help.
"Help~Help!"
"Wait, don't make trouble yet!"
Hearing the cry for help coming from the sea, Guo Dong frowned and stood up.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing Guo Dong's serious face, Shishi and Heibi, who had been making the most crazy noise just now, were the first to stop playing.
"Oops, sharks appeared where Liu Xing and the others were diving, and someone has been bitten to death!"