Using Drunken Boxing and Drunken Monkey Boxing as bait, Guo Dong successfully developed a friendship with Cui Wenzi. For nearly a year, the four of them drank, talked and laughed, and practiced martial arts in a bamboo forest in Lanchi almost every day.
He lived a happy and carefree life, and although Guo Dong was not the material to practice this kung fu, he was a good material as a sparring partner, especially the huge King Ryan Sword and Shield suit. With Guo Dong, a guy as strong as an ox,
In his hands, it turned him into a moving fortress, which was perfect for Yi Xiaochuan to practice with!
Moreover, the wine made by Cui Wenzi is not only particularly fragrant and clear, but also definitely hits the upper body. The more you drink it, the better it is for your body. It is much more effective than some medicinal wines in replenishing alcohol. Even Guo Dong, a modern man, is salivating and never gets tired of drinking it.
, let alone someone from the Qin Dynasty?
Therefore, Qin Shihuang, who had just gone out to play and returned from a private visit in private, was originally talking to Li Si about some important national affairs, but in the blink of an eye, his nose suddenly turned upside down. All his attention was attracted by the strange aroma of wine, and he stopped immediately.
In the carriage, following the smell of wine, I found Yi Xiaochuan and Sanbao who were drinking and practicing swordplay.
Not far from here, downwind, Guo Dong had just thrown away the toilet paper and lifted up his pants when he suddenly heard a cry of death coming from upwind. After being stunned for a moment, he immediately rushed back like a gust of wind!
There is no human habitation for ten miles around here, which is why they choose to practice martial arts and drink here!
"Where do these thieves dare to run wild here at labor and management!?"
Yi Xiaochuan was having a heated fight with those bandits. Looking at Yi Xiaochuan's weird moves that looked like a drunkard's, Qin Shihuang was watching the excitement with great novelty. Suddenly he heard a deafening roar, and then saw a tall man.
The human figure rushed over like a furious beast and directly knocked away a bandit who wanted to attack Yi Xiaochuan from behind!
"He is truly a warrior!"
After watching Guo Dong knocking away a bandit, he walked directly in front of them, stretched out his hand to pull out the giant sword and shield stuck on the ground, and beat all the bandits in just three strokes, five divided by two.
Vomiting blood and falling to the ground, Qin Shihuang couldn't help but sigh.
"Why don't you get out of here!?"
Seeing Guo Dong knocking these people to the ground with three strikes, five plus two, Yi Xiaochuan was shocked, and quickly came over to block Guo Dong, and then shouted at these bandits.
"Don't leave! Come and accept your fate!"
Seeing the bandit being beaten by Guo Dong and running away, Qin Shihuang drew out his sword angrily and was about to catch up and kill him. However, he was stopped by Yi Xiaochuan, who had a black look on his face: "Don't chase after poor bandits, don't chase after poor bandits."
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Mad, how come you meet such a murderous guy who doesn't take human life seriously?
Marde, why did you get the Holy Mother Bitch disease again? How dare I kill two of them and then let them go!
Guo Dong and Yi Xiaochuan both rolled their eyes and complained in their hearts in perfect agreement.
"Thanks to the two gentlemen for helping me today, I didn't dare to ask for my name, so that I can repay you in the future."
Li Si bowed to several people.
"Hey~ It's just a trivial matter, it doesn't matter. As for you, just remember that I am a friend of the Immortal in the Wine!"
As he spoke, Yi Xiaochuan patted the wine gourd in his arms: "Lao Guo, it's time for us to go back, Lao Cui is still waiting for us!"
After such an incident, Yi Xiaochuan no longer wanted to continue drinking and practicing swordsmanship. He casually drank two drinks with Qin Shihuang and these "passers-by" and said a few useless words before dragging Guo Dong and Sanbao away.
Faced with Qin Shihuang's request to stay and the inquiry from Li Si, the current Prime Minister, he kept walking and just waved his hands without even looking back. It can be said that he was very chic.
It's just that Yi Xiaochuan is quite cool now, but he will no longer be so cool soon. Because Concubine Li is seriously ill and the doctors in the palace are helpless, Qin Shihuang immediately issued an imperial list to summon miracle doctors to treat Concubine Li.
In the blink of an eye, this imperial list was posted all over Xianyang City, and it became a topic that everyone in Xianyang City was talking about.
Even Yi Xiaochuan, who was drinking in the tavern, heard about this incident. With a copy of the imperial list, he anxiously found Cui Wenzi, who had been paid by the enemy and started researching cosmetics.
"That's not right. What are you doing in such a hurry?"
Cui Wenzi didn't care at first, but then he realized it. They said that the emperor was not anxious and the eunuch was, but that was because the eunuch and the emperor were related. Why was Yi Xiaochuan so anxious and angry?
"Don't worry about it. I can't explain it in a sentence or two, but you must help me no matter what! I know that you are the only one in this world who can save her!"
Cui Wenzi sighed: "I can help you, but I heard that none of the imperial doctors who went to see the doctor came out gasping for breath. You said that I don't care about money, and I don't care about the official title.
, why should I take such a big risk and risk my life to save people? You have to give me a reason, right?"
"Otherwise, if you can accomplish three things, I will promise you to save her!"
Without waiting for Yi Xiaochuan to find any reason to convince Cui Wenzi, Cui Wenzi himself put forward the conditions.
"Okay, as long as I can save her, let alone three things, I will promise you even if it is a hundred things!"
Cui Wenzi waved his hand: "Don't be too happy, any one of these three things can stump you! Do you believe it or not?"
It doesn’t matter whether you agree or not, what’s important is whether you can do it or not. That’s the most important thing. Otherwise, even if you really agree to a hundred things, it won’t be of any use!
"Let's talk about the first thing. I want this, this...horse blood! Not much, just a small bottle like this!"
While talking, Cui Wenzi brought over a small bottle.
"This is easy!"
Cui Wenzi quickly grabbed Yi Xiaochuan who was about to turn away after grabbing the vial: "Wait a minute, what I want is not ordinary horse blood. Do you need to get ordinary horse blood? I will go there myself."
The horses were killed in Ziliang's stable to obtain their blood."
He looked at Yi Xiaochuan and then at Sambo next to him: "Have you ever heard of the most beautiful horse in Da Qin, the sweaty horse Black Wind? That is the mount of our General Meng Tianmeng. It can be said that it is a daily ride.
Traveling a thousand miles and eight hundred miles at night!”
Yi Xiaochuan was full of confidence just now, but most of it was extinguished in an instant. Cui Wenzi was really right, this random thing can stump him!
"You want the blood of Meng Tian's mount!?"
It's not that he can't do it, it's that he doesn't want to do it.
But now he has to do it!
"Old Cui, what happened to Xiaochuan? When he came back just now, he rushed in like crazy. The servants thought that some gangsters had rushed in. Why did he leave in a daze just now? I didn't even call him for a long time.
Pay no attention to me! What's wrong? He showed his love to you and you refused?"
Not long after Yi Xiaochuan left, Guo Dong walked in with a joking look on his face.
"Go! Get aside! I'm so old, how can you have the nerve to ruin my innocence!?"
Cui Wenzi rolled her eyes in anger at Guo Dong's words. Without thinking, she threw the stone pestle in her hand to make medicine. Guo Dong grabbed it with a smile and brought it back to him: "No, I'm not interested in men."
, and I have no interest in ruining your innocence! You know I only like women!"
Cui Wenzi pouted at this unabashed slut, and then told him what had just happened. Although Guo Dong was surprised on the face, he actually expected it.
Since the last time he met Qin Shihuang in Lanchi, Guo Dong has never left the house. He has been very honest at home, actually waiting for this incident.
"The blood of Meng Tian's mount Black Wind? Lao Cui, if you had asked someone else to get it for other reasons, it would be basically impossible to get it, but now you are in the right place at the right time!
If Xiaochuan can't get it this time, then even if Emperor Qin personally issued the decree, there is only half a chance that he will get it, and the remaining half possibility is that General Meng Tianmeng rebelled!"
Then Guo Dong talked about the complicated relationship between Yi Xiaochuan and Yu Shu, Meng Tian and Yu Shu, Yi Xiaochuan and Meng Tian, and the suppressed feelings of the three people, telling various stories, which really made Cui Wenzi and Sanbao sigh.
It made them understand why Yi Xiaochuan was so anxious and angry about Yu Shu.
While Guo Dong and Cui Wenzi were chatting, Yi Xiaochuan had already returned with the horse's blood: "Heifeng's blood is for you, what's the second thing?"
Cui Wenzi quickly took the small bottle and smelled it: "It is indeed the blood of the sweaty BMW Heifeng that I dreamed of! What a pity, what a pity!"
Yi Xiaochuan's heart tightened: "What's the pity?"
Cui Wenzi clicked his lips with pity: "It's a pity that I didn't know that you could really get Hei Feng's blood just now. Otherwise, instead of filling your little bottle with blood, I would have filled your bottle with blood!"
As he spoke, Cui Wenzi pointed to a bottle on the table, which almost made Yi Xiaochuan curse!
Is that a bottle? Is that the wine jar I drank from last night? Even if Heifeng is killed and all the blood is drained, there won’t be so much!?
"Stop talking nonsense, let's talk about the second thing!"
Cui Wenzi smiled. He also knew that it was unrealistic to make a jar of horse blood: "For the second thing, I still want you to get something. Ziliang, Xiaochuan can't get it by himself this time.
It’s up to you to help him!”
Guo Dong nodded: "That's no problem. Let's not say that Xiaochuan and I are brothers of life and death. Let's just say that the Empress Li Fei also called me big brother. Now that I am the big brother, I will naturally not look at my sister.
Just die of illness like this! Tell me, what do you want? As long as there is anything in this world, I will get it for you!"
Guo Dong has always spared no effort in gaining favor. Although this matter has nothing to do with Cui Wenzi, his image of emphasizing love and justice will undoubtedly make everyone feel more favorable to him!
"Don't talk so much! The second thing I want to treasure is the deep-sea luminous pearl stored in the Ministry of Internal Affairs! A rare treasure, it is said to have the effect of dispelling evil and strengthening the body!"
"Okay, Xiaochuan and I will get it back for you at dawn tomorrow!"
Guo Dong nodded fiercely and immediately pulled Yi Xiaochuan away!
"You must remember that the night pearl will shine at night, and it is priceless. There are always eunuchs specially guarding and patrolling. Once the light disappears, you will be discovered immediately! Be careful.
Na!"
Looking at the two people's retreating figures, Cui Wenzi reminded him with some worry.