Chapter 424: Forcing the River Lord to be His Woman
Facing Bingxue'er's question, Zhou Xiaoze felt like he was having a brain twitch. Why did he ignore the actual content of the photo when he handed it to her? How should I answer her?
From the tone of her questioning, it seemed that Han Bing's photo was taken secretly by him.
While Zhou Xiaoze was hesitating, Police Chief Han next to him hurriedly winked at him, and he immediately understood, which meant that he should not tell the truth.
"Aunt Xue, Bingbing gave this to me personally!" Zhou Xiaoze met Bingxue'er's gaze and lied.
Bingxue'er's eyes turned to him and asked: "What is your relationship with my Bing'er?"
Zhou Xiaoze took courage and said, "We are boyfriend and girlfriend!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhou Xiaoze finished speaking, Hua Qiandie suddenly ran over and said to Bingxueer: "Don't listen to him, he is lying!"
Wo... grass, what the hell do you want to do with this flower and butterfly?
Zhou Xiaoze was so frightened that his face changed color immediately, and he wished he could just beat this witch to death.
Police Chief Han was also frightened, not knowing what Hua Qiandie was going to do. Ji Zhantian, on the other hand, looked unhurried and still smoked his cigarette with his eyes closed.
Bingxue'er's face quickly darkened: "Young man, if you dare to lie in front of this river master, do you know what the consequences will be?"
"The water in my river of strange fire will extinguish you at any time!"
"Bingxue'er, you misunderstood what I said,"
Hua Qiandie said to Bingxue'er, "I mean he and Han Bing are not ordinary friends. In fact, they are an unmarried couple!"
Bingxue'er quickly looked at Hua Qiandie: "You...you mean, this young man is my prospective son-in-law, right?"
Hua Qiandie nodded: "Yes, he has already lived with your daughter. Maybe he will give you a grandson sometime!"
As Hua Qiandie said this, she secretly made faces at Zhou Xiaoze.
Ni Ma, what on earth does this Hua Qiandie want to do? I almost scared me to death just now, and now you are saying that Han Bing and I are living together. Are you a roller coaster driver?
"Ah, young man, what's your name?" Bingxueer came to Zhou Xiaoze, grabbed his hand and asked excitedly.
Zhou Xiaoze blushed and said, "Reporting to the river master, my name is Zhou Xiaoze!"
"Who are you, Lord of the River? Who are you and me? Call me mom! Come here and sit next to mom!" Bingxueer quickly pulled Zhou Xiaoze to sit next to her, her eyes always turning on his face, with a smile as bright as a flower.
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The plot reversed too quickly. In the blink of an eye, Zhou Xiaoze became the guest of the Lord of the Weihuo River and was adopted as his son-in-law.
Looking at Bingxue'er's eyes, it's really the standard mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law. The more she looks at her, the happier she becomes.
"Ozawa, you have to be nice to my Bing'er. Don't be like some people who have no conscience. They eat from the bowl and look at the pot. It's unacceptable to be like the kind of thing that is struck by lightning. A good man should
You have to be consistent in your love, do you understand?"
"Mom, I understand!" In order to escape smoothly, Zhou Xiaoze had no choice but to sweeten his mouth.
Sure enough, when he called her "Mom", Bingxue'er's face was filled with joy: "Hey, my precious son-in-law is so good. I never even dreamed of it. My son-in-law came to visit today. Mom is so happy!"
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"Mom, as long as you are happy, I am even happier!" Zhou Xiaoze climbed up the pole.
Bingxue'er shifted her gaze to Hua Qiandie again, and asked cautiously: "Little girl, what is your name, and what is your relationship with my Xiaoze?"
"My name is Hua Qiandie, as for him?"
Hua Qiandie snorted, "I have nothing to do with him, but I am good friends with your daughter Han Bing!"
Bingxue'er frowned: "Your name is so evil, little girl. Some women nowadays like to snatch the boyfriends of good girlfriends. Don't imitate such bad women!"
Hua Qiandie glanced at Zhou Xiaoze and said, "Aunt Xue, let me tell you the truth, even if all the men in the world died, I would not fall in love with him!"
"Hua Qiandie, what are you talking about? Fortunately, you are still Bing'er's best friend. Let me tell you the truth, the man that my Bing'er likes must be very outstanding, and not something that any woman can reach!
"Bingxue'er will quit immediately.
Zhou Xiaoze could tell that Hua Qiandie said that deliberately because she was afraid that Bingxue'er would be suspicious of her.
Bingxue'er hurriedly ordered the two maids in yellow clothes beside her: "Xiaocao, Xiaohua, my precious son-in-law is here. You prepare meals for me. No matter what, you can't let him go hungry!"
As soon as the two maids in yellow left, Bingxueer took Zhou Xiaoze's hand and asked kindly: "Xiaoze, what industry are you engaged in in the world of the world?"
"I'm a coroner... uh, a beautician!" How dare Zhou Xiaoze say that he was an mortician.
Let's just call him a beautician. That sounds nice. Besides, the mortician also has to beautify the corpse.
Bingxueer chuckled: "Oh, Ozawa, you and mom really hit it off. Did you know that mom was an excellent beautician before she was alive? I didn't expect that we were still in the same company."
"Ozawa, I wonder who you studied under?"
Is it such a coincidence?
Zhou Xiaoze suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Beauticianizing a corpse and beautifying a living person were completely different things. If Bingxueer wanted to discuss beauty knowledge with him, it would be a shame!
The role that Hua Qiandie arranged for herself was really difficult to play. She was afraid that if she said a wrong word, she would end up like Police Chief Han, who would kneel on the ground and slap herself.
Zhou Xiaoze quickly pointed to his grandfather: "This is my grandfather, I learned it from my grandfather!"
Hearing this, Bingxueer stood up in a hurry and walked towards Ji Zhantian: "Oh, you are my in-laws, why are you standing aside in the cold? I am really disrespectful. I am disrespectful. Come and take a seat!"
As soon as Ji Zhantian was pulled to sit down at the stone table, two maids in yellow brought the food.
Ji Zhantian called Police Chief Han and Hua Qiandie to sit down as well.
After the two maids in yellow had finished serving the food, Zhou Xiaoze looked at the things on the table and saw that there was no appetite at all.
How to eat this...?
There was a large bowl of rice porridge with water to the bottom, and several bowls with slices of cabbage, pickles, pickles, and the like.
Bingxue'er saw Zhou Xiaoze's sad face, smiled awkwardly, and said: "In our place, there is neither yin nor yang, and we can't enjoy any fireworks in the world. Being able to eat these things is considered the best."
"The climate here is not suitable for growing any food. Normally, I can only take two maids and three little guys to pick up some strange stones in the deserted fields and sell them to others in exchange for some rice and cabbage. I have to save food!
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Zhou Xiaoze couldn't help but feel a little sad after hearing this. He didn't expect that as the owner of the Weihuo River, his life was so miserable.
No wonder those three little ghosts were as greedy as cats after seeing the apple in Grandpa’s hand.
Police Chief Han never even dreamed that he would meet his ex-wife here, nor did he expect that she would be in such a miserable state. His eyes couldn't help but turn red again.
"Is there anyone else coming in here?" Ji Zhantian asked.
Bingxue'er said: "The person who can come here is a Yin-Yang messenger. Only when he comes can we exchange strange stones for some food through him!"
While they were chatting, three little ghosts who were playing outside the cave hurriedly ran in and reported to Bingxue'er in unison: "River Lord, that Yin-Yang envoy is here again!"
Bingxue'er's face suddenly filled with joy, and she said to Zhou Xiaoze: "Son-in-law, mom will give you something delicious later!"
She then ordered the two maids in yellow: "I will go outside the cave to meet the Yin and Yang Envoys. Please prepare the strange stones that I have picked up these days!"
After Bingxue'er went out, Xiaocao and Xiaohua quickly fetched a large bag of strange stones from the hole at the back of the hall, but judging from their expressions, they seemed very unhappy.
Zhou Xiaoze asked them what was wrong, and the woman named Xiaocao said: "Huh, every time that Yin Yang envoy comes, he gives us moldy and inferior rice in exchange. Not only does he want to bully us sisters, he also forces