Aunt Jiang made a special trip to the street to buy medicine.
Zhou Buze made a special document on his computer, listing the main raw materials of the "Rehabilitation Solution" one by one.
When I was free, I turned on my phone and opened the hot tweets.
In the prominent place of the hot tweet, Sai Huatuo pushed another short post: "I have returned to Kyoto, and I am still silently missing my master, Mr. Low-key. At this moment, I don't know if he misses me.
.In short, he is like a bright moon in the blue sky and night sea, and the disciples are looking up at it like monkeys: Master, I miss you so much!"
Wo Cao, you old faggot!
How dirty are you?
A numb feeling spread throughout his body, and Zhou Xiaoze felt as if the hairs on his hair were blown away.
Under the post, fans were wailing:
"Master, what kind of magic operation are you doing?"
"I can't believe that Master Sai is so passionate. Where is the loveless girl?"
"I originally set my heart towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines in the ditch. Master Sai, please forgive me. We will support you at any time!"
"Mr. Low-key, if anything happens to the Master Sai we think of, we will dig you out three feet into the ground and cut you into pieces!"
"What the hell is Mr. Low-key? Can you come out and show your face?"
"By the way, I want to be as thin as lightning. You said that Mr. Low-key is your good friend and can pull your friend out and walk twice on the catwalk!"
"..."
Which direction is this?
Am I that nogood?
How come humans have become pandas and pigs, with one being pampered and the other deserving of being poked?
Zhou Xiaoze used his trumpet to comment on it again: "Thank you for your concern for my friend. Mr. Low-key is currently in retreat. He wants to overcome a problem that no one in the medical field dares to imagine. Please calm down and wait and see!"
As for other people's reactions, Zhou Xiaoze didn't bother to care.
Simply swipe the hot tip on your phone.
Unexpectedly, within half an hour, Sai Huatuo called.
"Master..."
"Don't call me Master, I'm very disappointed with your performance! I ask you, is the one I want to lose weight like a flash of lightning your trumpet? I said I like to keep a low profile, why didn't you ask for my permission, in the heat?
I posted random posts on Twitter, collected your 6 million apprenticeship fee, and told you immediately. How much damage will this do to my image? Am I the kind of person who loves money?"
Before Sai Huatuo could say anything, Zhou Xiaoze fired back angrily.
Sai Huatuo over there was speechless for a while. When he thought about it, I was going to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, and it might be the master's trumpet. Otherwise, that person wouldn't know every move of the master.
Unexpectedly, Master got angry and put the blame on himself. How unfair is this?
"Master, I am wronged. I swear to you that I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, and I will definitely not be a disciple's trumpet. I always post under my real name on hot tweets. If I tell any lies, God
Strike five thunderbolts!"
"It's really not you? Then who is the real traitor?"
"I don't know, this damn traitor..."
"Shut up! Damn it, I hope my disciple is a quality and civilized person and doesn't say a single dirty word when he opens his mouth!" Do you dare to call me weak?
Master, you are scolding me!
However, the master is a master after all. The master follows the laws of heaven and earth. He has strict requirements for his disciples, which shows that he hopes that his disciples can be better than their masters.
When Saihua Tuo thought about this, he became happy again.
"Yes, Master, this disciple must correct himself!"
"Saihua Tuo, call me. Do you have anything to report to me?"
"Uh..." Sai Huatuo scratched his white hair and was stunned by the teacher's lecture just now. Why couldn't he remember what he wanted to do on the phone?
Suddenly I remembered, "Master, I want to lose weight like a lightning bolt. I just posted that you are in retreat and want to overcome a world-wide medical problem. Is it true?"
"I haven't mentioned such an important thing to anyone, how could anyone know about it?"
"So, is it true?"
"Well, I'm going to develop a new drug..."
"Master, you are amazing. Although China has very strict control over pharmaceutical production, I know that the medicine developed by Master must be a miracle medicine. As soon as your new medicine is released, my disciple will help you fully launch it on the market!
"
Zhou Xiaoze was a little speechless.
I haven't even mentioned any medicine yet, and you think it's a miracle medicine?
If you say you are not a fool, you probably don’t even believe in ghosts!
However, Sai Huatuo is not bragging. His authority in China is there. With him as an assistant, a lot of hard operating procedures will indeed be saved.
Unexpectedly, one of my own comments would lead to the fool.
Zhou Xiaoze smiled slightly and said, "Sai Huatuo, if it's okay, I'll stop here."
Just after finishing the call with Sai Huatuo, Aunt Jiang has come back and brought back six boxes of "rehabilitation liquid" from outside.
"Zhou Xiaoze, is this too much?" Aunt Jiang asked when the boxes were lined up in front of Zhou Xiaoze.
"That's a lot, not much, it's really good. Aunt Jiang, thank you for your hard work. I can't see. Please help me open these cartons, bring me a big basin, take out all the healing liquid, open it, and pour it into the basin.
Here!" Zhou Xiaoze said impatiently.
Pretending to be a person who can't see anything also has a reason to be free.
"What, you want to drink it all at once?" Aunt Jiang noticed something was wrong with Zhou Xiaoze.
Zhou Xiaoze nodded with a serious face, "Aunt Jiang, I am the head of this family, listen to me, what I say, what you do!"
When did you become the head of this family?
Aunt Jiang gave him a look of disdain and rushed to the kitchen to get a large basin.
Opening those yellow cardboard boxes, Aunt Jiang took out a small box containing ten bottles, then opened the small box, took out the small bottles, opened the caps, and poured the medicinal solution into a basin.
After struggling for more than an hour, most of the basin was filled with dark red liquid.
Zhou Xiaoze first came forward, shrugged his nose, sniffed, then stretched out his mouth, took a sip, clicked his mouth, frowned, and his face immediately turned into a green bitter melon.
"Does it taste bad?" Aunt Jiang asked with concern.
Zhou Xiaoze nodded, shook his head, and said: "The taste is quite good, bitter and sweet, but a bit astringent. Specifically, I can't tell what the taste is."
Having said this, he picked up the basin and drank more than ten sips in a row. His face could not be greener.
"Damn it, it tastes so bad!" Zhou Xiaoze wiped his mouth and said angrily.
It’s strange that it’s not hard to drink. There’s something wrong with your brain. You’re drinking medicine like water!
Even if it is water, no one can drink even half a basin of it!
"If you really can't drink it, drink it, right?" Aunt Jiang saw Zhou Xiaoze's face looking like a withered chrysanthemum, and she couldn't help feeling sympathy and said.
Can you say such a prodigal thing?
Can I still trust you to manage a lot of children in the future?
Zhou Xiaoze resisted the urge to turn his stomach and shook his head, "This is all bought with money. You can't waste it at any time. Every little bit counts!"
Gritting his teeth, Zhou Xiaoze picked up the basin, raised his neck, gurgled... like an old cow drinking water, and immediately poured all the liquid in the basin into his stomach.
Do I have a grudge against my stomach?
Zhou Xiaoze felt like there were balls of fire burning in his belly, and they were gushing into his throat like a rising tide in the sea. He was holding his breath and tried to hold it back, but he couldn't.
Wow--
He even vomited out the last night's meal. The room was suddenly filled with an unpleasant smell, and even Aunt Jiang couldn't stand it any longer, so she vomited in agreement with him.