Wan Xiang drank the bottle of healing spirit liquid and said that the effect was remarkable, so he bought a few more bottles. He was such a good sitter that for a while, some people sitting at the table seemed to be suffering from masochism. Yes, everyone gave themselves a loud slap in the face.
This is the rhythm of queuing up to pay!
When he saw this bizarre scene before his eyes, Guo Xinnan, the initiator of this class reunion, was dumbfounded and began to wonder whether he should slap himself too.
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After drinking and eating, Zhou Xiaoze sat in the passenger cab next to Aunt Jiang. He couldn't help but sigh and said: "Aunt Jiang, look at how boring this class reunion is today. It has made a bunch of fools. Not to mention, everyone is a patient!"
"Zhou Xiaoze, geez... you're going to make me laugh to death!" Aunt Jiang couldn't help laughing until she felt like she had a stomachache.
Sister, do you want me to have some self-respect? Am I that funny?
Seeing Aunt Jiang's trembling smile, Zhou Xiaoze asked excitedly: "Aunt Jiang, those twenty bottles of healing spirit liquid just now cost 100,000 each. How much money did you receive in your card?"
This time, Zhou Xiaoze asked Wan Xiang and others to transfer money to Aunt Jiang's bank card, specifically to use it to improve their living expenses.
Aunt Jiang held back her laughter and said, "I received 1.9 million, and that person named Hua Yandan happens to have a bank card worth 100,000, so please take it for you!"
"Yes, I'll leave it to you!"
Zhou Xiaoze was about to take out the bank card, but Aunt Jiang stopped him and said with a smile: "Keep it for yourself. Besides, you earned all this money!"
"Aunt Jiang, you are so kind to me, I am so touched!"
"Tch, don't be sensational in front of me!"
The two of them were talking and laughing all the way. When the car came to an intersection, it happened to encounter a red light and stopped.
"Catch the thief, my life-saving treasure has been snatched away!" Suddenly, a woman's screams were heard from the street.
Zhou Xiaoze frowned, no way, someone was robbing openly in broad daylight?
What the hell is a life-saving baby?
To Zhou Xiaoze's surprise, when Aunt Jiang heard that someone had been robbed, she opened the car door and rushed out. Zhou Xiaoze was stunned for a moment, this... I, Aunt Jiang, have a great sense of justice.
Zhou Xiaoze also got out of the car and saw an aunt sitting on the ground on the street opposite the intersection, crying: "My life-saving baby, I spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy it!"
What Zhou Xiaoze didn't expect was that the person who robbed the old lady's bag was actually a young, beautiful girl with outstanding figure.
This girl has a beautiful and noble face. She has a plump figure and slender thighs. She wears a white dress and has a crazy charm that makes men want to stop.
What's going on these days, that even such a ridiculously beautiful woman is turning out to be a thief?
Aunt Jiang met the female thief and shouted angrily: "Return the bag to her quickly!"
"Please stop meddling in other people's business and get out of the way!" The female thief's voice was sweet and charming, but there was a bit of chill in it.
May I ask, how is steel made? How could Aunt Jiang be so scared? Aunt Jiang hit the female thief with a beautiful whirlwind kick.
It’s over!
Zhou Xiaoze was so frightened that he closed his eyes. How could this ridiculously beautiful female thief bear the kick from Aunt Jiang?
In fact, Zhou Xiaoze had already seen that Aunt Jiang had learned kung fu.
At this time, Zhou Xiaoze wanted to step forward as a hero to save the beauty, but the other party turned out to be a thief!
Only a scream was heard, and Zhou Xiaoze's heart twitched suddenly, as if he had been stabbed by someone, and the pain was so painful that he was about to bleed.
Zhou Xiaoze hurriedly opened his eyes, only to find that it was Aunt Jiang who fell to the ground.
At this time, several policemen rushed over and rushed towards the female thief.
Unexpectedly, the female thief spun around and opened her white skirt like an umbrella. The skirt of her skirt whipped up a roaring wind, knocking over the policemen five or six meters away.
The two cars that were close to the beautiful female thief were also knocked to the ground by the wind from her skirt.
Zhou Xiaoze's eyes immediately widened.
So powerful?
No, are my eyes hallucinating?
It's amazing. It's no wonder Aunt Jiang is no match for her.
"Beauty, please, please return the wallet to me? Look how sad the old lady is crying!" Zhou Xiaoze flashed, ran forward with a folding stick, and begged the beautiful female thief.
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When the beautiful female thief saw Zhou Xiaoze, she couldn't help but be stunned: Is this a blind person?
"Why, you are a blind man, but you also want to be a model good citizen?" The beautiful female thief looked curious.
Zhou Xiaoze shook his head and said with a smile: "I don't want to!"
The beautiful female thief said: "If you don't want to, then don't block my way!"
"No, beauty, although I can't see anything, but I hear your voice, you must be a peerless little beauty who will harm the world. I don't want you to ruin your appearance because of a momentary mistake!" Zhou Xiaoze's words,
It can be said that the words are serious and the heart is deep.
"Hmph, good girls don't fight with boys!" The beautiful female thief spun around and flew up. She was like a white bird, making a beautiful arc and landing on the top of the twelve-story building.
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Wo Cao, is this female thief so powerful?
Zhou Xiaoze was so shocked that his eyes almost dropped.
People all over the street exclaimed:
"Oh my God, this female thief can fly?"
"Who is she? If only I were half as capable as her!"
"This female thief is simply the goddess in my heart!"
There was even a male animal, with a high-decibel voice, shouting directly at the female thief: "Female thief, I love you!"
Snap!
The beautiful female thief standing on the roof of the building threw a stone directly at the animal, hitting him right in the mouth. The animal let out a shocking scream and spat out a mouthful of bloody teeth.
But the beautiful female thief raised her hand at Zhou Xiaoze and laughed provocatively: "Boy, come up if you have the ability!"
Just go up, no one is afraid of whom!
Although Zhou Xiaoze can't fly, he has enough spiritual energy in his body and his Qinggong is pretty good.
Whoosh!
Zhou Xiaoze held his breath, jumped up, landed on the balcony above with his toes, and made several leaps in a row. In the blink of an eye, he jumped to the top of the building.
The streets were suddenly filled with countless nymphos:
"Oh my god, this blind man can fly!"
"Handsome guy, capture that female thief alive quickly, I believe you are more capable!"
"Handsome guy, I love you!"
There was even a female nympho who shouted excitedly: "Handsome guy, even though you are blind, I like you!"
Snap!
There was a ball of mud in the nympho girl's mouth.
However, this was not thrown by the beautiful female thief, but by Aunt Jiang from a certain corner!
If you dare to like my lady’s man, you are seeking death!
Aunt Jiang's face was full of displeasure.
At this moment, the old lady had already stopped crying. She stared blankly at the two people on the roof with her eyes wide open, muttering to herself: "Is this a movie?"
At that moment, the old aunt's heart hanging in her throat finally relaxed. Since she was making a movie, people would definitely return her life.
Once things are figured out, the knot in my heart is also opened.
The only thing that the old aunt didn't understand was that these two actors were so amazing. They could fly to the top of the 12th floor in such a flash?
I can't blame those movie stars for having so many fans, they can fly!
If a man can fly, he will have a beautiful woman to care about him.
If women can fly, there will definitely be countless men thinking about it.
That makes so much sense!
The old aunt suddenly beamed and said to herself, one day, I will definitely be able to fly...