Zhou Xiaoze is not the kind of person who likes to meddle in other people's business. He just wanted to rush over out of curiosity to see why others like to use Niuxiang for beauty.
Not long after, the car stopped at the entrance of the Fairy Beauty Pavilion.
The appearance of Piaopiaoxian Beauty Pavilion is very grand. There is a huge billboard in front of the door. On it is a picture of a beautiful woman with fluttering clothes flying into the blue sky. Below there are a few lines of small words: Eat to detoxify.
Cake, take a bath with the rejuvenating stone, you will be free from all diseases in one year, and you will definitely become a fairy in ten years!
What a loud tone!
I just don’t know who the god is who owns this beauty salon.
On the left and right sides of the door, there were two sturdy men standing upright, dressed in short black clothes and looking majestic. They were obviously watching the show.
There is another sign hanging next to it, with eight big characters written on it: Beauties please come in, men not allowed!
Damn it, this beauty parlor has quite a few rules, but men are not allowed in?
Apparently, Aunt Jiang also saw the small sign and asked Zhou Xiaoze: "Xiaoze, you are a man and you can't get in. What should I do?"
Zhou Xiaoze curled his lips and said with a smile: "You lead the way, they won't let me in, but I have to create conditions to get in!"
Aunt Jiang smiled and said: "Then you should go in front, I want to see how you can create conditions to get in!"
Zhou Xiaoze had no choice but to bite the bullet.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the door, a man opened his eyes like eggs and shouted with a fierce look on his face: "Asshole, are you blind? This is not a place for men to enter casually!"
Zhou Xiaoze tapped the ground with his folding stick and replied unhappily: "Boy, you insulted me!"
The two spectators were stunned for a moment. This guy is really a blind man!
"What's wrong with us insulting you?" Another person yelled equally fiercely.
Snap!
Zhou Xiaoze directly slapped him twice.
The two men immediately shut up and stood there motionless.
"Let's go in!" Zhou Xiaoze turned around and smiled at Aunt Jiang and said.
Aunt Jiang asked curiously: "You slapped them twice, why didn't they move?"
Zhou Xiaoze chuckled and said: "This kind of people bully the weak and fear the strong. I slapped them twice to keep them honest. Knowing that I am stronger than them, they have no choice but to pretend to be grandsons!"
Aunt Jiang said in her heart, it's so simple and rude.
But how did she know that when Zhou Xiaoze slapped those two people, he secretly tapped their acupuncture points, and they stood there unable to speak or fight back.
After entering the door, there was a hall inside, which was already crowded with many women. It was estimated that there were two to three hundred people, old and young, fat and thin, and women from all walks of life.
It seems that these days, a woman who wants to be a fairy is not only a man's dream, but also a pursuit of women.
On a stage in front, there is an old man with a silver beard, his eyes slightly closed, sitting cross-legged and meditating on a high soft couch. What is particularly eye-catching is his long beard, which is tied around his waist.
It circled around and dragged on the ground for more than a foot.
Next to the old man was a slightly fat woman, holding a microphone in her hand and scanning the hall full of women with bright eyes.
On the side next to the woman, there were piles of cow dung balls and some ordinary black stones.
When he saw the old man and the woman, the corners of Zhou Xiaoze's mouth suddenly curved into a beautiful smile, and two gleams of light overflowed slightly from his eyes. He thought to himself: "Not bad, I finally didn't come to this enchanting beauty house in vain today."
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At this moment, the woman's gaze swept across the people present and shouted: "Everyone, are all the people who signed up today here?"
With a bang, women all over the hall shouted: "We are all here!"
"Okay, very good," the woman said excitedly, "We are like-minded and gather together in the Fairy Beauty Pavilion for a common goal. From now on, we will all be on the fairy list!"
"Thanks!"
"I even dream of becoming a fairy!"
"Being a fairy is the dream I have pursued all my life!"
"Floating, floating, I really want to fly to the moon palace like Chang'e!"
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For a moment, those women seemed to be crazy and started shouting one after another.
The woman on the stage seemed very satisfied with the crazy energy of these women and said loudly: "The Beauty Pavilion is where you can realize your dreams!"
Then, the woman changed the subject, pointed at the old man and said, "He is my master. Everyone, please develop your imagination. How old is my master this year? Whoever is right will be fine.
Get a free detox cake!”
Those crazy women shouted:
"A hundred years old, yes, your master must be a hundred years old!"
"No, I think he is one hundred and twenty years old!"
"I know that the old man with the longest lifespan in the Guinness World is over 140 years old. His name is Li Qingyuan. He is from China. Your master must be him!" In order to get the piece of cow shit egg, one of them
The woman screamed hysterically.
The woman on the stage smiled slightly and said: "Quiet, everyone be quiet. It's nothing to be over one hundred and forty years old. My master's true age is beyond what you mortals can imagine!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone below the stage fell silent. It was so eerily quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
The eyes of those women were staring straight at the woman on the stage, waiting for her answer.
The woman on the stage shook her head, let out a long sigh, and said: "You... let me down so much. Let me tell you the truth. I, the supreme master who can compete with the ancient Peng Zu for longevity, this year, that is,
Today is his 900th birthday!"
As soon as these words came out, the hall went crazy again:
"Oh my god, he's been alive for nine hundred years?"
"It's unimaginable, it's really unimaginable!"
"Gods, we never imagined that gods are right in front of us!"
Even Aunt Jiang was confused and asked Zhou Xiaoze: "Do you think he really lived for nine hundred years?"
Zhou Xiaoze chuckled and said: "Don't worry, there will be a good show soon!"
The woman on the stage waved her hand, and the women in the hall immediately fell silent.
"Everyone, be quiet!"
The woman on the stage was even more excited and said: "Even I am nearly two hundred years old. Because I have been eating Master's detox cakes all year round, I am getting younger and younger. Look at my beautiful face, but you can't imagine my true self."
Age, right?"
Several women shouted in unison: "I really can't tell!"
The woman on the stage said even more proudly: "Although I am fatter, my skin is better than that of a young girl. Fortunately, my master has become an immortal. There are no other men present. Everyone, give me a round of applause."
, amidst your applause, I will take off all the clothes on my body, layer by layer, to show it to everyone, and take a look at my incomparable, more beautiful and tender skin than that of Concubine Yang!"
Hearing this, Zhou Xiaoze couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, just take it off, how can there be so much nonsense!
Damn, this woman is really good at playing suspense. This really corresponds to the two sentences in the ancient book: If you want to know what will happen next time, wait until the next chapter...