"Don't think about those useless things. There is a barrier in front of the cave. It's very troublesome to get in." Shen Lang shook his head.
"What's wrong with the barrier? Didn't you use real fire to burn a big hole in the barrier in the Xia family's backyard?" Chen Pipi said: "Don't tell me that you can't break the barrier in front of the cave."
"It's not difficult to break it open, but you have to use real fire to keep burning it, like a cook for an hour or two... It's so stupid, so boring!" Shen Lang shook his head repeatedly and said: "We'd better start first.
Have a drink.”
"Damn it! There is a treasure right in front of you, but you actually find it troublesome? What an exquisite reason!" Chen Pipi stared, "Is this because your brain is broken, or am I? Or is it that you are worried about the people in the cave?
Are you not curious about the treasure at all?"
"I'm really not curious at all." Shen Lang said bluntly.
"Why?" Chen Pipi asked.
"If you think about it seriously, the cemetery was originally occupied by Zhang Licheng. If there really was any treasure, why didn't he take it away instead of keeping it in the cave?" Shen Lang asked.
"Um...this question..." Chen Pipi thought for a moment and said: "You mean, the treasures in the cave cannot be taken away?"
"Not bad." Shen Lang nodded.
"The treasure cannot be taken away, so it must not be a spiritual weapon or something like a magic weapon. It should be..." Chen Pipi looked at the delightful Tianling fruit trees in the cemetery, and his eyes suddenly lit up, "It must be
It's a living creature similar to these heavenly spiritual fruit trees! If he forcibly uproots the fruit tree, the fruit tree's spiritual roots will be destroyed, so he can only stay in the cave."
"Yes, your guess is absolutely correct." Shen Lang said.
"Then you're not curious, what kind of spiritual fruit fairy tree is there in the cave?" Chen Pipi asked again.
"Curious is definitely a little bit curious." Shen Lang said with a smile: "But do you think Zhang Licheng would leave that precious spiritual fruit to me?"
"Two possibilities. One is that the spiritual fruit has long been ripe and has been picked. Now the reason why Zhang Licheng is so pleased with me and wants to have a good relationship with me is that he may care about the fruit tree itself. He wants to
I will give him some when the fruit ripens next time."
"The second possibility is that the spiritual fruit is not ripe yet and cannot be eaten for the time being. Zhang Licheng naturally did not pick it. He is still thinking about how to get a share of the pie from me."
Shen Lang looked at the hill not far away, at the colorful brilliance of the powerful barrier in front of the cave, and said lazily: "I know that the fruits in the cave are either not ripe or not. But I want to be like a cook,
Isn't it stupid to use real fire to burn it for an hour or two and force a hole to come out?"
"Maybe the fruit trees there are amazing, but why should I be so anxious? When my fairy master comes back, I can break the barrier with just a finger. Why do I need to bother so much?"
"Well... what you said makes sense." Chen Pipi scratched his big head, and his interest in the kiwi fruit tree in the cave immediately faded by three points. After all, the barrier was broken.
It's of no use. Looking at unripe fruits and getting greedy, or looking at bare fruit trees in a daze? It's better to have a drink first.
"Drink, drink... Speaking of which, you are so busy every day that you don't look like a person. We brothers are too good at drinking and can't drink happily together. We must drink to our heart's content today!" Chen Pipi raised his glass.
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At the same time, Xia Qianye and Xia Xiaoniu had returned to Bihu Xiaozhu and were not with Shen Lang.
"People say that people have sex after drinking, and men who drink like to be messy the most." While walking, Xia Xiaoniu touched her smooth chin, looked at Xia Qianye and said jokingly: "Hey, sister, you said we are going to be in love tonight Will it be crazier and unlock new postures on you?"
"Fuck you, why don't I try some new positions on you?" Xia Qianye spat with a red face.
"Because... you are my sister! You try first." Xia Xiaoniu said.
"Tch, I didn't expect you to be so accommodating to me when I was a kid," Xia Qianye said.
"How about we go together? Sister, have you ever heard of a trick called two queens and one king." Xia Xiaoniu stared at her big black eyes, thinking about the pictures she saw in the paintings of a certain palace and royal family, There is a touch of pink on the little face.
"What two queens and one king? What kind of posture is this?" Xia Qianye said with a dark face: "Where did you hear all this?"
"Hmm... it's in the book!" Miss Xia said without blushing, "Didn't you always say before that you want me to read more books? Last time I found a book in the library that was passed down by the royal family of the Daqian Kingdom. The kind of book that comes out... Wow, according to the introduction in the book, those kings and so on are really amazing in that respect, they are really good at playing! I will take it out another day, and let's study it with my husband..."
"You..." Xia Qianye's face became darker and darker, and she was speechless: "I asked you to read a book, who asked you to read books like that and study those postures? No wonder! No wonder you were so excited last night It looks like it’s experienced, and even gardenias are planted upside down..."
The Xia sisters were originally sisters who talked about everything. Now that they are marrying the same person, they have become that kind of sisters, and their relationship is naturally closer. There are no outsiders in Bihu Xiaozhu, they are the two fairies. The master was no longer there either, so when we talked about the bed in the boudoir, we became even more unscrupulous and spoke freely.
But at this moment, the closed door suddenly opened, and Lin Yue'er suddenly walked out of the door and looked at them curiously: "What posture are you talking about? What gardenia?"
Xia Qianye was startled and felt greatly embarrassed, thinking to herself that it was a bit... "She must have heard everything, right?" She happened to bump into Yu Yue'er's master while they were talking about such a shameful topic, right? "
Lin Yue'er didn't know what they were talking about at first, but seeing the two of them looking so embarrassed, she immediately guessed it. She thought to herself, it turned out that these two ladies were talking about that topic... At the same time, she What also came to mind was that she had also used postures like inserting gardenias upside down on Shen Lang. Unconsciously, her own face turned red.
In an instant, the wind by the lake seemed to become a little quiet, and the three people standing in front of the door also became a little quiet. Each had their own thoughts, but the three of them were all Shen Lang's women, and they all blushed together. .
In the awkward and weird atmosphere, Xia Xiaoniu, who was the most nervous, was the first to react and said in surprise: "Ah! Master Yue'er, Master Xian'er, when did you come back?"
"I met Senior Sister Qiu and went to visit the ancient tribe again. I came back a little late." Lin Yue'er came back to her senses and said, "By the way, I brought you gifts."
"What gift?" Xia Xiaoniu asked excitedly.
"The secret elixir of the ancient tribe of the wild, the Ten Thousand Spirits Tempering Body Elixir." Lin Yue'er said as she took out two small boxes that looked like they were made of flowers and gave them to them.
"Wanling Body Tempering Pill, is it for strengthening the body?" Xia Xiaoniu asked curiously.
"Actually, it's a big tonic pill." Without waiting for Lin Yue'er's answer, Lin Xian'er came over with a smile, "Your master Yue'er said that that bastard Shen Lang's body is too strong and he was afraid that you wouldn't be able to bear it, so he gave you a tonic pill. "
"Uh..." Xia Qianye blushed again.
"His health is indeed very good and lasting." Perhaps because they live together and get along with each other day and night, and because they are so much like a family, Xia Xiaoniu didn't feel there was anything wrong in talking about that kind of thing in front of Lin Yue'er. , instead he joked more boldly: "Hey! Master Yue'er, how did you know that my husband-in-law is too strong?"