Night slowly fell, the Qingyun Martial Arts Competition had come to a successful conclusion, and the crowds dispersed.
Shen Lang, who was walking among the crowd, looked very happy and proud.
Yu Wushuang and Liu Qingshan were severely punished. Master Chixiao had promised not to cause trouble with him again. From now on, there would no longer be those annoying guys looking for trouble. This alone was enough to make him happy.
Coupled with the fact that he is now in harmony with the United States, enjoying the blessings of being together, and returning home with the four beauties he wants most, he is even more happy, a little happy.
So along the way, whenever he saw an acquaintance, even someone with a familiar face, he would smile and say hello. When he saw Qifeng Zhenren, he would smile and call him "senior brother". When he saw Chen Pipi and Zhou Shushu, of course, he would still be the same as before.
Generally speaking, we call each other brothers and sisters casually.
Then, with everyone watching with envy and jealousy, he took the two fairies and the sisters of the Xia family, took a shortcut, and went into the dark woods...
"Awesome! Those two are fairies from Kunlun! He actually got them both, how awesome!" Zhou Shushu sighed with emotion and was filled with envy.
Chen Pipi was so jealous that her little eyes turned red, and she yelled at the top of her lungs: "Is there any heavenly justice? Is there any heavenly justice? It's already annoying enough to marry a Xia sister! Even fairies give him hugs.
Let’s go! How can those of us with only one wife get along?”
"Uh..." After hearing this, Zhou Shushu said very speechlessly: "You said this, so how can I, who doesn't have a wife, get along?"
"Isn't your wife the junior sister Qingqing from Xiaozhu Peak? How can you say there is none?" Chen Pipi said.
"Ahem..." Zhou Shushu coughed twice in embarrassment, "We haven't reached that level of intimacy yet."
"To what extent?" Chen Pipi asked.
"How...how do you describe this?" Zhou Shushu scratched his head and asked.
"Have you ever rolled on a bed sheet?" Chen Pipi asked.
"Uh... no." Zhou Shushu shook his head.
"Have you ever kissed her?" Chen Pipi asked again.
Zhou Shushu shook his head again without hesitation.
"None of this? Then let's hold hands!" Chen Pipi's tone rose a bit.
"This..." Zhou Shushu hesitated for a moment and began to think back on the countless beautiful moments and pasts in the past three years. Then suddenly his eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "Yes! Just once! It was a perfect moonlit night, behind Xiaozhu Peak
The epiphyllum in the garden is so rare to see, I can't help it..."
"Fuck!" Before Zhou Shushu could finish describing the beautiful moment that flashed in the pan, Chen Pipi's tone suddenly tripled, and he looked at Chen Pipi as if he were looking at a living treasure: "No way! Three years! More than a thousand nights.
!You actually only held hands once! And you couldn’t help it?"
"Um..." Zhou Shushu scratched his head: "It seems that the progress is a little slow? I always thought that Junior Sister Qingqing might not like me enough."
"You can throw it away! I don't like you. I have nothing to do but pick petals for you, grind pollen, and sew sachets with your own hands?" Chen Pipi said: "I'm not telling you, you really should be with Mr. Shen on this point.
Xue, look at this guy, he has just confirmed his relationship with the fairy, and he immediately dared to take action, taking him away as soon as he was told, without any hesitation."
"Hmm... It seems to be true! Amazing! Awesome!" Zhou Shushu praised twice, then thought of his own situation, and said with a grimace: "But it's different. People have the fate of the sword. It's fate. It's destiny."
Marriage destined by God will definitely come true, how can I learn it?"
"Fate is fate, and people are people. Even if fate is determined by fate, whether we can come together depends on people. Who makes you envy his fate? I just said that you want his method." Chen Pipi said.
"How do you pay attention to methods when picking up girls?" Zhou Shushu's eyes widened.
"There is nothing in the world that can be mastered perfectly without learning. Learning is the ladder to success. Of course you also need to learn to pick up girls." Chen Pipi said: "Of course, I want to be with someone like you.
In three years, I have only touched someone's hand once, so I don't need to learn anything anymore."
"Why is this?" Zhou Shushu became even more confused.
"All you need is..." Chen Pipi showed an extremely vulgar smile and whispered something into Zhou Shushu's ear.
"Ah? You want me to invite Junior Sister Qingqing out tonight and then kiss her? Or even force her to kiss her?" Zhou Shushu seemed to be frightened. "Are you sure this is okay? That's too fierce!"
"It's been three years. Maybe they're waiting for you to kiss me. Men have to be thick-skinned. If you can kiss me tonight, maybe you can do something like that tomorrow night..." Chen Pipi chuckled and suddenly pointed at
The dark grove in front said: "Look at Shen Lang's little
How shameless you are, taking the fairy along the dark path in the cemetery instead of taking the main road back to Bihu Village. You must have bad intentions. I bet! When this bastard steps into the woods with his front foot, he will touch his hand with his back foot, kissing and kissing.
Hug... oh... so damn shameless!"
"That's right! He's just like a beast!" Zhou Shushu nodded in agreement, and then began to think, how about becoming a beast himself and asking Junior Sister Qingqing out later?
...
The dark grove was quiet. The evening breeze caressed the willow branches restlessly. Shen Lang's big hands restlessly caressed the fairy's waist. The spring breeze pride in his heart could no longer be expressed in words.
Then he smiled proudly and said, "Daughters-in-law, when are you going to put on the red wedding dress?"
In the breeze, the fairy who was hugged by the waist slightly turned her head to look at him. That little face under the sparse moonlight looked particularly beautiful and attractive. People couldn't help but want to kiss it.
Then, Shen Lang, who had always been bold and shameless, really kissed him. However, after he kissed him, he suddenly found a smile on the fairy's face. It was very familiar to him, but also made him a little scared, and a little...
A cowardly smile, a smile that belongs exclusively to Lin Xianer.
Therefore, he was very convinced that the fairy beside him who he hugged and touched halfway must be Lin Xian'er.
"Hey hey hey hey..."
"No!" Shen Lang's conditioned reflex was to cover his head, but Lin Xian'er did not hit his head this time. Instead, he directly pressed him to the ground and gave him a slap on the face with a black face.
Beat violently.
"You didn't hug me enough, did you?"
"You didn't touch it enough, did you?"
"You want to kiss me again, right?"
"Just now, I saved you some face in front of all the masters and Qingyun disciples, but you still want to change the world, right? Sure enough, if you haven't been beaten for a long time, you will become drifting!"
"Okay! I want you to know today why the flowers are so red."
A burst of banging, banging, and kicking sounds, as well as someone's miserable howl, echoed through the dark woods. It frightened many birds away and also startled two people outside the woods.
"Well... I think it would be better for my relationship with Junior Sister Qingqing to develop slowly!" Zhou Shushu, who was originally thinking about having the courage to kiss Fangze today, gave up immediately after seeing some lessons learned from the past.
the original idea.
"Ahem, I suddenly remembered that my wife is still waiting for me to come home for dinner." Chen Pipi coughed dryly and said. The envy he originally felt for Shen Lang suddenly faded a bit, thinking to himself, marrying her
A character like a fairy is indeed a wonderful thing in life, but if you are not strong enough, it would be quite frustrating!
Fairy Yue'er is in the realm of emptiness and underworld, and Fairy Xian'er is also in the realm of emptiness and underworld! If this causes a family conflict, wouldn't it mean that she would be beaten every day?
"Brother! It's me, Chen Pipi, who can't help you. I shouldn't envy you or be jealous of you! Don't worry, more brothers will treat you better in the future. I'll leave the best wine for you to drink, and the fattest one.
I'll leave the meat for you to eat and help you replenish your body bones. You can wish yourself good luck in the future!" With this thought in his mind, Chen Pipi ran away without a trace.
However, Shen Lang, who was beaten violently in the woods, was still happy in his heart.