I went directly back to my tomb. After changing into clean clothes, I went to the Jishuitan and took a simple bath. After I returned to the tomb, I sat next to it holding the bottle for a long time. At this time, Li Yexing called out from outside.
I was eating and I said wait a minute.
Finally, my head started to heat up and I thought to myself, I don't believe this thing can poison me to death. I was so upset that I took the bottle and poured it into my mouth.
This stuff is very sweet, just like sugar water, but I didn't feel any difference after drinking it. I really couldn't think of anything, so I shook my head, opened the door and walked out. As soon as I came out, I saw the sun shining down.
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After I saw the sun, I suddenly felt that I was really alive. This feeling was so strong, and it seemed a little strange. I didn't know why I thought so.
Xiaozhen walked over from the side at this time, looked at me and said, "What does your body smell like? It smells pretty good."
I thought in my heart that it might have worked, but I didn't want to tell anyone the secret of last night. After the incident passed, I might go back.
At this time, Xiaozhen said: "Zhang Xiao, come with me today. Let's go to a banquet."
I thought for a while and asked, "Whose party is it?"
"You'll know when you get there, don't ask so many questions."
At this time, Li Yexing pinched his nose and said, "Can you smell it? It's quite fragrant. What does it smell like?"
Li Yexing approached me while twitching his nose. Finally, he smelled next to me a few times and said, "Zhang Xiao, are you wearing perfume?"
My face turned red and I didn't answer.
Li Yexing laughed and pointed at me and said: "You are indeed wearing perfume, Zhang Xiao, why are you wearing perfume? You must not be gay!"
I pushed him and cursed: "Fuck you, you are the gay!"
Li Yexing took out a bank card from his clothes at this time, coughed slightly and said: "Listen to Xiaozhen, if you want to go out later, you can take the money with you."
I shook my head and said, "Li Yexing, how can I take your money? Besides, I am partly responsible for the way you are now. I won't take it."
Li Yexing shook his head and said: "Take it, now A-Zhen and I are unable to show our faces. We may live in seclusion here forever. You just need to send us some food every once in a while."
By the way, if you commit trouble outside in the future, come here. This is your last safe haven. As long as you stay here, no one can do anything to us."
Xiaozhen nodded at this time and said: "Yes, this seems to be an isolated place, where the yin and yang are intertwined, which is eye-opening to me."
Next, the three of them began to study the wonderful reasons here, and talked about various speculations. I was the only one who said nothing, but I was the only one who knew the truth, because there was a big tomb below, and there was a sperm rabbit in it.
, a group of scorpions, the coffin containing my body should be in it.
This coffin was taken out and thrown here. Maybe this is the reason why it became like this.
After all, Xiaozhen and I set off at about ten o'clock in the morning. When we got to the car, she couldn't wait to charge her mobile phone. I had nothing to worry about now, so it was useless to ask for the mobile phone. I took out the mobile phone and threw it away.
In the storage box next to him, he leaned back and closed his eyes.
The road was very bumpy, and Xiaozhen's breasts were not small. She didn't think it was a big deal, but I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked her to stop and I drove over.
Just like that, we drove alternately. It was almost dark when we came out of the mountain. Xiaozhen said that she wanted to find a hotel to stay, so I parked the car downstairs in a hotel. We went to get two rooms first.
When I got to the room, I took a shower first, then wrapped myself in a bath towel and just came out when I saw Xiaozhen sitting on my bed.
I was speechless and said, "How did you get in?"
She looked at me and smiled, then stood up and walked towards the door, stretched out her hand and opened the door.
When the door opened, my body actually hid behind the door. What was even more difficult for me to understand was that there was a Xiaozhen standing outside the door.
This scene gave me goosebumps all over my body. I went over and opened the door to see if there was anyone behind the door.
Xiaozhen walked in with a smile and said, "Don't look for it, it's an illusion!"
After she closed the door, she sat on my bed again. I looked at her and said, "You won't tell me that what's in front of me is still a phantom. Later you will walk over and open the door, and then you will still be standing at the door, and the cycle starts over and over again."
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Xiaozhen chuckled after hearing this: "Zhang Xiao, your imagination is too rich. Now you are facing the real Li Zhen, so you don't have to worry."
I shook my head and said: "You are not Li Zhen, you are just a female ghost!"
"Zhang Xiao, when you were eating dumplings, sesame oil and vinegar were put together. So what do you think this liquid is? Is it sesame oil or vinegar?"
Xiaozhen fell back and fell on the bed. After bouncing on the bed a few times, she said easily: "I think you should forget it. Do you think you are Zhang Xiao? In fact, who is pure in this world?
What about?"
I didn’t quite understand what Xiaozhen said, but I didn’t know how to refute her, so I simply stopped talking about this topic and asked, “Why are you coming to my room? I tell you, I’m not a prostitute.
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"You are so good. How handsome do you really think you are? Are you still a prostitute but not a prostitute?"
I shook my head and said, "You go out first, I have something to think about by myself."
Xiaozhen snorted at this time, stood up and picked up the water glass next to the TV cabinet, angrily splashed water on my face and walked out. After I dried my face, I fell on the bed and turned on the TV. Finally, I turned on
I fell asleep while watching TV.
When I woke up, the TV was still playing, and it was already dawn. I turned off the TV, got up, washed up, got dressed, and opened the window.
There was a knock on the door, and I knew it was Xiaozhen, so I shouted: "Since you can open it by yourself, you might as well do it yourself."
Xiaozhen continued to knock outside and said: "Open the door!"
I went over and opened the door. When she saw me, she pushed my shoulder and pushed me aside.
After she came in, she said: "Today we are going to Li's house. You have to come with me as my boyfriend. Do you understand? By the way, the most important thing is that you must be able to endure some humiliation. My parents will be very unhappy then."
If you are happy, you may say some things you don’t like to hear, so you have to endure it and don’t ruin my big event, and the old man is possessed by Li Tianhao.”
After hearing this, I immediately widened my eyes and said, "Are you sick? Are you using me as a gunman or as your shield?"