Due to the natural environment, the legs became longer and longer, and the body became shorter and shorter, becoming like a dinosaur. Over time, the scales turned into hair, the body size became smaller, and the teeth and claws became used for hunting and fighting.
After the weapons, the horns degraded.
As food became more and more difficult to obtain, the dragons began to eat fruits from the trees. Their sharp teeth began to degenerate and became teeth more suitable for eating fruits. Their claws also began to degenerate, evolving into very long fingers and paws!
There are no records at the back. Although this is just a simple booklet, I know that its credibility is still very high. However, this booklet may record hundreds of millions of years of evolution. It is impossible to prove it.
It’s just a reasonable inference, but someone must know the source of this booklet. It’s very possible that the original version of this booklet came from God!
Because God has a golden body, and the golden body will not perish, there must be a god who has witnessed all this, but is there really a god who has lived for hundreds of millions of years and still exists?
You must know that according to the laws of nature, nothing is eternal, and God is no exception. Eternal life is only theoretical. In fact, who can achieve immortality?
At this time, Xiao Dezi was looking around in circles. I asked Xiao Dezi what he was looking for, and he said he was looking for a sword. It seemed that Xiao Dezi had not touched a sword for hundreds of years.
After searching for a long time, I couldn't find it. Finally, he went out. I thought he must have gone outside to look for the sword.
After a while, I heard the sound of practicing martial arts outside, but the sound didn't sound like sword practice, but like the sound of hammer practice.
I sat up and went to the window to take a look. I saw the little moth was dancing with a big dung spoon. What surprised me was that he was very good at dancing the dung spoon. I had to admire him. Every move he made was just right. His control of the air
His understanding is even better than mine, so in terms of detail, I am not as good as him, but in terms of energy reserves, Xiao Dezi is far behind!
I walked outside the door, grabbed a handful of cigarettes and stuffed them into my pipe, squatted under the eaves and started smoking. After Xiao Dezi finished dancing, he exhaled, looked at me and said, "No wonder everyone looks down on me, they all say big
Luo Jinxian and below are all ants, and it seems that is indeed the case. Zhang Xiao, you are my savior, and I will definitely repay you well in the future!"
I smoked a cigarette and looked at him and said, "Your kung fu is amazing. Who did you learn it from?"
Xiao Dezi smiled and said: "Zhang Xiao, I have forgotten how to use a sword. I have repeated an action for three hundred years. I have been using a weapon, which is a dung spoon. Who do you think I learned from?
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I nodded and said, "But the quality of this shit spoon is too poor. I need to make a new one for you."
When Xiao Dezi heard this, he became interested and said: "If you want to build one, just build two of them, and from now on we will use the golden dung spoon to dig out the dung!"
Just do what you say, but when I make a manure spoon, I don’t really want to make it out of pure gold. What I want to make is an alloy manure spoon. The color can be the color of gold, but the texture must be suitable for use as a weapon. I know, now Xiao
What Dezi lacks most is a handy weapon, and what he has the most handy is a manure spoon.
I smiled and said, "Let's go to Hejiang Chengzi to ask for leave and go to the blacksmith shop. Don't worry about money. I have money."
Xiao Dezi looked at me and said, "But can you forge? Are you a blacksmith?"
I thought to myself, am I a blacksmith? If you give me the materials, I can create a magical weapon.
I shook my head and said: "It's all on me, you don't have to worry about anything. By the way, let me ask you, why haven't I seen Senior Sister Tang Qingfeng? I heard that Senior Sister Tang Qingfeng is very powerful."
Xiao Dezi looked at me and said, "Senior Sister Tang Qingfeng has her own villa. She doesn't usually come to attend classes. She has a lot of government affairs to be busy with, but don't worry about it. Uncle Yue Lingtian has liked Senior Sister for a long time.
, everyone knows.”
I shook my head and said, "How can uncle like senior sister?"
Xiao Dezi looked at me and said, "It's normal for an apprentice to marry his master. Beautiful women love heroes. Is this wrong?"
I nodded and thought to myself that this is indeed true. The mortal world is not the same. There is no such thing as seniority. This is also the law of nature. There is nothing to say.
Xiao Dezi and I went to Jiang Chengzi and asked for leave to go to a blacksmith shop. Jiang Chengzi said that the forge does not accept private work. What are you going to do there?
I shook my head and said: "The manure scoop is going to be broken, let's go get two manure scoops!"
Jiang Chengzi looked at us and said, "Just give me the purchase form."
I said, "Jiang Chengzi, why don't we drop by for a walk? Don't worry, I'll come back in three days and I'll bring you a jar of good wine and three kilograms of soy sauce beef!"
Jiang Chengzi smiled and said, "You're the smart guy, go ahead and don't give me any trouble."
Tang Qingfeng said, money is not everything, but I have once again proved that money is basically everything.
First, I bribed the manager of the forging office and asked him to prepare the materials for me and then lend me the furnace. Then the manager stood guard for me for three days and ensured that no one would disturb me.
In these three days, I built two shiny golden dung scoops. These big dung scoops are light in weight, high in hardness, and strong in toughness. It can be said that this is a top-quality piece of equipment.
When I took out the two dung spoons, Xiao Dezi couldn't put it down and insisted on sworn sworn vows with me. I thought to myself that this was a bit troublesome and said: "Sworn sworn vows are just a formality. If our relationship remains good, we will always be friends."
, if the relationship gets bad one day, there will be no psychological burden if we break up!"
This is my non-aligned policy. I find that the non-aligned policy is perfect for a person like me who has no ambitions. Xiao Dezi also nodded.
I smiled and said, "This dung spoon is a treasure. Why don't you quickly shed blood and recognize its owner?"
We both dripped blood to recognize the owner and put the two fecal spoons into our bodies.
Xiao Dezi looked at me and said: "How can you be willing to use such a good excrement scoop to scoop out excrement!"
I looked at him and said, "It doesn't matter if you pick up feces. This feces spoon won't stain blood when you kill someone, and it won't stick to feces when picking up feces. Don't you still believe in my skills?"
Xiao Dezi looked at me and said: "Zhang Xiao, I will listen to you from now on. I will do whatever you ask me to do. Originally, I was upset last time because you had to take out all the shit in one go.
Sorry, it seems that you do have more foresight than me. How great it is now, we have a lot of time to do other things!"
I looked at him and said, "Did you hear a word?"
Xiao Dezi looked at me and said, "What are you talking about?"
I smiled and said: "The most precious thing for people is life. It is given to us only once. This is how a person's life should be spent."