I took it behind her and saw the zipper of the dress. I stretched out my hand and slowly opened it, exposing her back. I spit on the charm and put it directly on her back.
She turned around and shouted loudly: "What did you spray just now? It's disgusting, you know?"
"Then how to stick it?"
"Have you ever seen someone spitting with a charm? I'm really impressed by you."
She turned around and said: "Zip it for me, I can't reach it!"
"What were you wearing just now?"
"Can I put it on directly? What nonsense are you talking about?"
She was obviously a little impatient. After I zipped her up, we left the cloakroom and then followed the path out of the back of the yard to the street. The street was deserted and there was no one around.
I exhaled and said: "It doesn't look like a corpse city, it looks like a dead city!"
Zhao Jinrong tilted his ears and said, "Listen! It seems like someone is singing an opera! Let's go and have a look."
To be honest, this place made me a little creepy, but Zhao Jinrong seemed to be very excited and kept leading me through the streets. Finally, we arrived at a square with a stage in front and several people singing operas on it. This thing
I don't understand it at all. Everyone knows that no young people like to listen to this stuff.
What surprised me the most was that from a distance I saw a row of people sitting in front of me. It was Li Menglai and the others.
I whispered: "Are these people here to listen to the show? This is too ridiculous!"
Zhao Jinrong pulled me to sit on a stone stool nearby. We hid in the back corner and watched the opera on the stage. We sang for half an hour and finally finished.
After all the opera singers went down, I saw everyone stood up and started applauding enthusiastically. In this case, although Zhao Jinrong and I didn't know what was going on, we could only stand up and applaud enthusiastically.
Afterwards, a very luxurious chair and a table were placed on the stage. Tributes were placed on the table, including a pig's head and some peaches. Then two people came up.
Seeing this scene, I whispered: "What is this going on!"
"Shh, don't talk, applaud!"
The applause suddenly stopped, and then everyone knelt on the ground, kowtowing and not getting up.
Zhao Jinrong and I just started kowtowing like this. I looked at Zhao Jinrong with my face crooked on the ground and said, "What are you doing?"
"Please immortal!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a thud, and I didn't dare to raise my head. Anyway, I only heard a faint splash, and then it seemed like someone was chewing something.
I murmured: "What on earth is going on? This is asking for immortality!"
Zhao Jinrong whispered: "Where can there be so much nonsense? This is not a charlatan, this is a real immortal master!"
"Just watch quietly and stop talking."
After a while, someone on the stage suddenly said: "Why did you ask me to come down?"
To be honest, I always feel that this matter is a bit ridiculous. Is this a person possessed by a great immortal? Can I invite the immortal by eating something? This is too casual!
At this time, I saw Palace Master Wang trotting up to the stage, as if he was acting. When he got to the stage, he knelt down and kowtowed three times, and then said: "I pay my respects to the Immortal. This time I invite the Immortal to come down to earth. It is to invite the Supreme Immortal."
Immortal, do me a favor. Recently, a witch has reappeared in the sky, and the world has been stirred up into chaos. There are also corpses causing harm to the world. It can be said that people are panicked. I would like to ask the Immortal to catch them and leave them to me.
Deal with it, we will definitely respect you well in the future when you come to visit us."
At this time, the immortal said in a muffled voice: "You asked me to come out of the mountain and come here to the Nine Gate Dragon. If I don't take action, how can you feel at ease?"
After these half-said and half-sung sentences came out, I really couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
As soon as I smiled, the deity immediately gave up. She looked up and saw me. She patted the table and pointed her finger and said, "Who is down there? Why are you so unserious? Are you looking down on me?"
I stood up with my hands raised, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry for you, I'm really sorry for everyone, I really can't hold it in anymore, Immortal, you are a poet, you can recite good poetry!"
Zhao Jinrong was trembling with fear at this time. She knelt on the ground and whispered: "Zhang Xiao, don't treat this as child's play. If you do this, no one can save you!"
Palace Master Wang stood up slowly, turned around and looked at me and said: "You bastard, you still haven't knelt down to apologize to the Immortal. I don't care how you came in today, but you have to understand the general situation and have an overall view of the situation. No matter what,
Say, do you understand as a person?"
I don’t have a good impression of Palace Master Wang. To be honest, I don’t have a good impression of everyone here. Also, some of the people around me are people. It’s clear that there are a group of corpses living here!
The most important thing is that I feel that this is a scam. Let’s not talk about whether there is an immortal. Is it possible that an immortal in the sky can be invited down as a tribute? I have doubts about these things, let alone an immortal, even if it is an immortal
I am not invited to work for anyone just for a little food.
However, I didn’t intend to expose this. I just smiled and said, “Everyone, I’m really sorry. In fact, I’m just here to make soy sauce. You continue, I’ll go, I’ll go to the head office!”
I turned around to leave, but the Immortal shouted: "People in the audience, please don't leave. Please come to me!"
This immortal talked and sang, which really embarrassed me. I really didn’t know what happened, but at this time I saw Li Menglai turning his head and looking at me with a bad smile on his face.
At this time, everyone except me and Palace Master Wang were kneeling on the ground. I didn’t know what to do and was a little embarrassed.
I looked at Zhao Jinrong and said, "What should I do? Should I go?"
"Don't ask me, I don't care about you. Whether you go or not has nothing to do with me!"
I felt funny in my heart, is this old woman really so scary? Regardless of whether she is an immortal or not, even if she is an immortal, I will kill an immortal today!
After I jumped on stage, Shangxian called me to the table, then stretched out his hand and said: "We have an arm wrestling match. If you win, these peaches will be yours. If you lose, your life will be mine."
I looked at Palace Master Wang, then at the people kneeling under the stage, and said with a smile: "Okay!"
Shangxianxian sat down in the chair, stretched out his hands and said, "I'll give you two hands."
"No, I can do it with just one hand."
Just like that, I stretched out my hand. When I held Shangxian's hand together, I felt something was wrong. His hand was very hot, as if it was about to catch fire. If a normal person's body temperature is so high,
, must have been burnt and confused for a long time.