This old gentleman has gray hair, sunken eye sockets, a face full of wrinkles, and a beard that is longer than his hair, almost reaching the ground. He is also hunched over, leaning on a cane, trembling, and it seems that he is ready to go. It is possible to return to the West.
This old man who has lived for hundreds of years and is more than enough to be a grandfather is actually the husband of Shen Mengru, who is only in his twenties. For a moment, Chu Hao felt that his outlook on life was a bit broken.
Even if the Dao Dharma Realm is different and even a little weird, this is a little too weird!
"Husband, these two are my Senior Sister Han Yuyao and Senior Brother Huang Tianhua." Shen Mengru leaned on the old man's shoulder and introduced them to them.
Hearing this, the white-haired old man clasped his hands in his fists and said, "Senior Sister Han, Senior Brother Huang."
He nodded slightly, indicating that he had seen it before.
Han Yuyao was embarrassed as never before. It was wrong to agree and it was wrong not to agree. She could only laugh awkwardly at the moment.
Chu Hao on the side felt a bit irritated to his eyes and even more irritated to his ears, which made him have the urge to escape from this world. Damn, that’s too crazy!
"Mengru," Han Yuyao couldn't stand it anymore. She couldn't help walking towards Shen Mengru and whispered in her ear: "You're not mistaken, he looks at least a hundred years old!"
Han Yuyao said tactfully that although her junior sister often compared herself with her when she was a child and was very jealous, she was still her junior sister after all. The two of them had been together for a long time, and they still had a certain affection for each other.
Therefore, Han Yuyao wanted to persuade Shen Mengru to wake up. She did this out of good intentions, but Shen Mengru did not think so.
In her opinion, Han Yuyao was obviously laughing at her and mocking her husband.
However, Shen Mengru did not get angry, but giggled and said: "Senior sister, I understand what you mean. But, in our Taoist and Dharma world, there is no place for men who are unworthy and useless. Although my husband He is a bit older, but he is very capable in all aspects."
"I'm not afraid to tell you that my husband is the deputy sect master of Qingcheng Sect, Zou Zhuo. Three months ago, he was successfully promoted to the Eight-Coin Celestial Master. With his strength, he is already at the top of the Taoist and Dharma world. Even in the On the whole earth, walking sideways is about the same, so if I follow him, I will be happy for the rest of my life."
Shen Mengru said very proudly that in her whole life, she had lost everything to Han Yuyao. In terms of appearance, figure, temperament, talent, strength, etc., nothing could compare with Han Yuyao. Now that she has found a husband who is an eight-dollar heavenly master, she is naturally crazy. Whisper.
Hua Hua Hua...
At this moment, suddenly, a group of people rushed in like a tide.
There were about a dozen children, both boys and girls, some were lively and cute, some were innocent, some were smart and naughty. They surrounded Huang Tianhua, Han Yuyao and Shen Mengru as soon as they came in. They were obviously very familiar with them.
"Husband, they are the children of my fellow senior brothers and sisters. They are our juniors and can be regarded as our Taoist boys on Longhu Mountain." Han Yuyao introduced to Chu Hao.
"Oh," Chu Hao nodded, and then he seemed to have thought of something. He couldn't help but whisper in Han Yuyao's ear: "Yuyao, I think these children are quite cute. You should give birth to me like this in the future." There are a lot of children, so our family can have something to play with."
"Husband," Han Yuyao was a little embarrassed, her pretty face turned red instantly, and she quickly changed the subject, "Let's talk about this later!"
"Mengru, these are your juniors, they can also be regarded as my juniors. In that case, I will give them some greeting gifts." The old man, Zou Zhuo, the deputy sect master of Qingcheng Gate, suddenly said.
After the words fell, he stretched out a palm like a chicken's claw and tremblingly kneaded a few magic formulas.
Suddenly, in front of him, many shining things floated up. It turned out that they were some bright gems, with various colors, very gorgeous.
"Oh my god! This is a treasure of heaven and earth for forging weapons. If some rare and precious stones are inlaid on weapons, they can even create an imperial weapon. This is too luxurious!" Huang Tianhua on the side was very shocked, his eyes rolled. Almost falling out.
Although Chu Hao just gave away an imperial soldier, it was for Han Yuyao and his family after all, and now the old man has given away more than a dozen gems. This is an absolute big deal. Even he wants to snatch some of the gems away. come over.
"Senior brother, this is nothing. My husband is the deputy sect leader. He has a mountain of natural and earthly treasures, which are worth even a city to describe!" Shen Mengru held Zou Zhuo's arms with a look of satisfaction on his face. .
"These are all yours, go and play with them!" Zou Zhuo waved his hand boldly with a smile on his face.
Soon, the children swarmed over and divided it up by three, five, and two. The children were quite happy with these shiny things, and they couldn't stop having fun and thanked them repeatedly.
Seeing this, Shen Mengru was also very happy. She felt refreshed and couldn't help but grinned: "Husband, you are so generous. Unlike some people, who are just a pretty boy who feeds on soft food. !”
It sounded like she was praising her husband, but in fact she was mainly mocking Chu Hao, almost saying that Chu Hao was a waste.
Han Yuyao's face couldn't help but darken. She felt very uncomfortable when she heard Shen Mengru targeting Chu Hao like this. But she was her junior sister after all, and she wasn't that direct. She, Han Yuyao, wasn't good at sarcasm, so she didn't say anything at the moment.
Chu Hao was not angry at all, he always had a calm smile on his face, but he was actually sneering in his heart, "Haha, another one who is richer than me, let alone the deputy sect leader you have lived for hundreds of years, even if you are the real sect leader When the Lord comes, I still have no choice but to cry in front of me."
He has obtained the tombs of the entire Luoyun Kingdom. He has several imperial soldiers in his hand, and they are formed, just like the thunder seal that covers the sky. They can be used immediately after being sacrificed with blood, instead of being in primitive form. state of the material.
Of course, there are more than a dozen Taoist boys at this time, and his imperial soldiers are not evenly divided, but if he gives a sacred weapon as a gift, the price will be a bit reduced. After all, the old man's gems have the materials to forge the imperial soldiers, and their value is higher than On top of the sacred vessel.
In a flash of thought, Chu Hao had an idea. He couldn't help but smile at the Taoist boys and said, "Hey, kids, I'm new here. Since you are Yuyao's juniors, let me give you some gifts on her behalf!"
"You also want to give gifts?" Shen Mengru was stunned for a moment, and then said sarcastically: "I mean, husband Yuyao, they are our Taoist boys on Longhu Mountain, and they don't take ordinary things seriously. You don't want them." Use those things to embarrass yourself."
Chu Hao ignored her at all. On the side, Huang Tianhua's eyes immediately focused on her, with a cold expression on his face, "She is the deputy sect master of Qingcheng Gate. I want to see what you, this kid, can do to compare with her!"
Han Yuyao was a little worried and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Husband, what do you want to give? These Taoist boys are very picky."
"Yuyao, don't worry, the things sent from my husband are not ordinary things." Chu Hao patted his chest, looking confident, then he got close to Han Yuyao, and suddenly said in a voice as quiet as a mosquito: "Yuyao, give us
Take out the things you usually use after doing exercise and I will give them to these Taoist boys."
"Huh? Something you use after doing exercise?" Han Yuyao frowned upon hearing this, but soon she understood the meaning. Immediately, a blush appeared on her pretty face, almost reaching behind her ears, "
Husband, what are you talking about? How can you give that thing away?"
Han Yuyao was shy and angry, stomping her feet angrily.
She thought Chu Hao was referring to her little mouth, because she knew very well that every time the two of them were done, she would obediently use her little mouth to clean it up for Chu Hao.
Seeing this, Chu Hao was startled again, and then said: "Why can't you give it away? I mean toilet paper? Why can't you give it away?"
"Ah? Toilet paper?" Han Yuyao suddenly realized that it turned out that Chu Hao was referring to toilet paper. Indeed, at the last step after every completion, Chu Hao wiped her clean with toilet paper.
Misunderstanding, Han Yuyao became even more shy, her pretty face was like a ripe red apple, and her head was almost buried between the two round balls.
"Otherwise! Yuyao, are you thinking wrongly? Haha, I didn't expect you to be so impure. Tell your husband, where were you thinking just now?" Chu Hao approached Han Yuyao and asked with a smile.
"Oh, it's not all your fault. Why don't you just say it clearly, why do you have to go around in such a big circle? No, here you go!" She took out a roll of toilet paper from the empty ring and handed it to Chu Hao, and Han Yuyao shyly replied
After he passed away, he didn't bother to ask Chu Hao what he was doing with the toilet paper. Can it be given away?
Seeing Han Yuyao's shy look in front of Chu Hao, Huang Tianhua almost broke his teeth, "Damn it, you little bastard, just wait for me. No matter how strong you are, this is Longhu Mountain after all. I will definitely do it."
Damn you."
"Haha..." Next to her, Shen Mengru suddenly laughed, hugging the old man's arm and laughing so hard, "Young face, you are really stupid. Are you a funny boy sent by God? You actually took out
A roll of toilet paper comes out to give away."
"It seems that I'm looking down on you when I call you pretty boy. People like you are just poor people. Even in your secular world, you can't even handle a roll of toilet paper! You can't even think of it."
"Senior sister, why did you find such a husband? He doesn't care about your face! Isn't this deliberately embarrassing you? Junior sister advises you to get rid of him as soon as possible. You can't have such an incompetent man.
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Shen Mengru was like a sparrow, chirping randomly.
Han Yuyao's heart was very complicated, her face was dull and full of surprises.
Zou Zhuo, however, had a smile on his face and looked at Chu Hao as if he were an idiot.
"Haha, what do you know? This is not ordinary toilet paper." Chu Hao dismissed them, still confident and confident.
"Who are you trying to fool? You pretend that we have never gone out. As a girl, I know a lot more than you. Your roll of toilet paper is not that good, it is relatively low..."
Shen Mengru didn't believe it even to the point of death, and sneered for a while. However, before he finished speaking, Chu Hao suddenly pointed with his hand, and the roll of toilet paper suddenly floated up.