Chris just wanted to delay for a while so that this annoying guy could disappear, but he really didn't want him to really leave the dream world. God knows what would happen if this guy who could never die came to the real world.
"Anyway, I really have no choice, Mr. Deadpool, I'm sorry." Chris stood up and confessed.
"Hey, you rude guy, I have a name! My name is Wade Wilson! Remember it!" Deadpool came over angrily.
Chris quickly said: "Wait a minute, stay away from me!"
"Okay, you are really rude. Although what I am curious about now is not why you don't know my name, but the wound on this guy's body is healing automatically." Deadpool turned around and ran to Yang's side and said curiously.
The expression on Yang's face was very calm at this time. The effect of the anesthetic needle can be related to the body in the dream world. He was not as resistant to Wade as Chris, so he reluctantly smiled and said hello: "Hey, brother, I've been
I like you very much."
"I always unknowingly kill people who like me. Sometimes I always feel a little guilty when I think about it. But I believe that as all misunderstandings disappear, the relationship between us will definitely be further sublimated. Of course, I absolutely resist
I will perform some of the actions that immoral men do with you, but if you are willing to offer your lovely chrysanthemum, I don’t mind watering it." Wade said to Yang lying on the ground in a serious tone.
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Yang's eyes were a little dull, and he obviously didn't understand what Wade said. However, out of respect for the comic character, he still worked hard to digest what Wade just said, hoping to be able to communicate with this man in their country.
Well-known superheroes make good friends.
"It seems that you didn't understand what I was talking about, but it's not my fault. There is always a fool waving his fingers and typing hard, or drawing, no matter what, you have to know that everything about me is
I can't help it, maybe I became a chatterbox just because some idiot wanted to talk a lot?" Wade buttoned his arm and said incomprehensively.
"Wait a minute, why do I say this? My God, I have become a free person now, but why do I still feel like I am being dominated? Hey, that pretty boy standing over there, you must save him.
I'll get out and I'll pay you." Wade turned to Chris who was looking at the scenery below the building and shouted.
"Save it, even if you can leave here, what can you give me?" Chris smiled bitterly.
"Uh... I really don't have money, but I can kill people for you! But you have to know my principles. I am a good person and only kill bad people!" Wade said, extending his middle finger.
"No need..." Chris covered his forehead.
"I'll kill five for you!"
"Need not."
"Ten!"
"Really, I have no enemies. If you want to kill someone, go find someone to kill yourself, not me."
"Twenty! Dude, it's not good to be too greedy. I have never promised so much to others. You must know that I am already very sincere. The sacrifice must be proportional to the gain. I will help you kill twenty people for free.
, you don’t have to pay anything, what a bargain?” Wade chattered.
Chris couldn't bear it anymore and said: "I don't need you to help me kill people. I will try my best to help you get out. Can you just shut up?"
"This is not possible. I have to stay conscious, otherwise I will disappear. I hate this place. Any place I hate will always make people despair, but brother, I will not despair, because I will not die.
"You won't die in the comics, and you won't die here, but are disappearance and death the same concept? Hey, why can you heal yourself? Could it be that you are Wolverine's son?" Wade turned his attention to Yang.
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The corners of Yang's mouth twitched and he said, "Because someone is helping me with the surgery."
"What? Invisible Man? No way! Is it that bitch Su?" Wade stayed away from Yang with some fear.
"It's not the invisible woman. How should I put it? We are in a dream now, but the real body is in the real world, and the two bodies are connected. If I die here, the real world will die. If I am injured, the real world will die.
People in this world can heal my body in the dream world by helping me with physical treatment in real life, do you understand?" Yang explained.
Wade was very smart and immediately understood what Yang meant and said, "You mean, you are connected to the real world?"
"Yes, that's what I mean." Yang nodded quickly.
Deadpool was lost in thought and seemed to have not turned around yet. At this time, the sky was gradually getting dark. Chris, who had been standing on the edge of the rooftop looking into the distance, suddenly said: "Yang Song and the others seem to have found a helper.
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At this time, Yang had almost recovered. Wade had no intention of killing him in the first place, but just to prevent injury. It was considered a skin injury, leaving only a scar on his chest, which did not affect his actions.
"What's going on?" Yang asked curiously.
"Are your injuries healed? Well, they are still very dedicated. You see, Yang Song and the others returned to the building and fought with a pursuer who was still in the building!" Chris looked a little solemn.
This is no wonder for Chris. He has been standing in the building and watched everything that happened. The abilities of those pursuers who are constantly mutating and evolving when they are strong are simply more powerful than some superheroes. For example, if they cannot defeat Superman, they will mutate.
It has become a body that can be split. No matter how Superman tears them apart, they can always be restored. Of course, if Superman uses laser eyes, he can naturally do it, but this will be much less efficient, and those monsters that cannot defeat the Hulk will slowly evolve.
It turns into a monster that can fly. No matter how high the Hulk jumps, he cannot chase and kill the monster that can fly at will. If he encounters Iceman, he will evolve into a monster that is full of fire.
After seeing so many examples, Chris has a general understanding of the variations of pursuers in the dream world. These pursuers are not omnipotent. The mutations can only evolve in one direction. That is, if the road goes dark, if you can fly, you will never be able to fly.
There will be super strength. With super strong muscle strength, it is absolutely impossible to fly. At most, it will be stronger.
"I just don't know if this concept only applies to this dream world, or to all dream worlds." After listening to Chris's analysis, Yang murmured.
"Tsk tsk, it's such a weird place. I can't see anything, but you can see it with gusto. It's really unfair. Alas, it's a pity that I wasn't born in the real world. It's really miserable." Wade suddenly appeared on the rooftop next to Yang
, sat under the railing, and under his feet was a building hundreds of meters high.
"As I said, you belong to this dream world, so naturally you have to abide by its rules and concepts. But we are outsiders. There are some loopholes that the dream world cannot block. We can see things that you can't see." Chris
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"Who said that? I discovered that the sun is only the size of a glass bead!" Wade retorted.
"That's just because it's really only that big. If you look for a book, I bet you won't be able to see any complete book." Chris said.
Wade curled his lips in disdain, fiddled with his waist, and then suddenly disappeared on the rooftop.
"This chatterbox finally disappeared..." Chris breathed a sigh of relief.
"Who said that?" Wade appeared on the rooftop again, holding two Playboy magazines in his hands.
"Can you control this belt?" Yang said dumbfounded.
"I don't know, sometimes it works well, sometimes it's always unexpected. Last time I almost teleported into the stomach of Galactus, but that guy's intestines are still very spacious. If it weren't for the energy tide everywhere, I would
I still want to have fun inside him." Wade said to himself.
"..." Yang and Chris looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
"Oh God, this book is actually blank. Well, you win. It seems that this is really not the real world, but in order to prevent me from being fooled again, I need to do one thing." Wade suddenly said.
Chris was stunned and said: "What are you going to do?"
Wade sneered, then slowly moved his face and said to the reader in front of the screen: "Listen, no matter what you are watching, comics, TV, online novels, I just want to tell you idiots, don't underestimate it.
Sooner or later, I will appear in front of you, then stab your little heart with a knife, then pull it out and stab your little anus, and then hang you on a wire and play around like a puppet! I swear everything I receive will not work.
You have to pay for the treatment..."
Chris and Yang watched blankly as Wade suddenly raised his head and spoke nonsense to the sky. They didn't understand what he was doing at all, but they turned their attention back to the building that had been destroyed with only a few floors left. There was a blue man there.
The lewd figure was fighting with a flying pursuer, while the other people were hiding aside.
"Wish them good luck..." Yang prayed.
"Let's wish ourselves good luck first. Staying in this place with a lunatic will be fatal..." Chris looked at the nervous Wade, who really didn't know how to stay in this dream world.