At this moment, Yang Song had vaguely realized that the pulse of the world was beating closely with him.
In ordinary life, urgent urination is just a trivial matter that almost no one will take the initiative to say, but even if it is a trivial matter, it will make people gnash their teeth in hatred at a critical moment.
And "little things" like "an inexplicable slap in the face" and an "inexplicable pain in the butt", if magnified seven billion times based on the world's population, would definitely be a major event that alarms the "whole planet"!
Beside the Luzhniki Stadium in Russia, countless spectators in rags, like refugees, rushed out of the only few exits crying and shouting. The clouds on the horizon in the evening were like a blood-red background, making this place full of blood.
The World Cup stampede brought the entire world's sports enthusiasm to a freezing point.
All the fans stood blankly in front of the TV watching all this. The original match live broadcast turned into a rescue live broadcast. Even the most elite soldiers surrounding the stadium could not prevent this tragedy from happening immediately.
These die-hard fans did not leave the TV even if they were in urgent need of urination, and even solved it directly in front of the TV. However, the athletes on the field did not have this convenience. Even if these athletes' restraint and endurance were inhuman, they could not do it in front of the TV.
Holding in urine for half an hour during high-intensity exercise!
So these fans witnessed with their own eyes the most helpless scene. In the past, athletes who were simply heroes in their eyes actually ran away to go to the toilet without kicking each other during the game. Is there any scene more ridiculous than this?
They even saw with their own eyes the decline of quality and order. The reason was actually a small urgent need to urinate. Those viewers who rushed to go to the toilet exposed the worst side of human beings, and those who had no chance to go to the toilet.
The audience actually unbuttoned their pants and stood in the corner of the competition venue to urinate shamelessly in front of thousands of people.
A stampede broke out and then escalated into a brawl involving hundreds or thousands of people. Whether they were those who took advantage of the chaos, those who were seeking to protect themselves, or those who were completely innocent, they were all involved in this chaotic fight for no apparent reason.
China put on a good show for people all over the world.
If Yang Song had not solved this problem by "releasing water and releasing floods" in time, this biggest chaos in history may not be easily eliminated!
After the dust settled, a reporter held a microphone and was interviewing a woman who was lucky enough to escape from the stadium early. This woman was covered in dust. Even though half an hour had passed, the tears on her face could not be concealed.
Fearing in her heart, she cried: "Nothing would have happened. If not everyone wanted to relieve themselves first, conflicts would not have broken out. All this could have been avoided, as long as they all endured, but they didn't.
I only saw anger on their faces, no tolerance, no tolerance. This is a city that makes me feel desperate. I will never forget this day in my life."
No one would have thought that a sports event that originally ignited passion around the world would eventually turn into this, and the cause was an escalation of conflicts caused by jumping in line to fight for the toilet.
If it were before, everyone who heard this reason would laugh, but no one laughed because they themselves had just ended the fight for the toilet.
The World Cup stampede is just the most eye-catching incident, because when everyone is rushing to the toilet, people all over the world are watching this event. If it doesn't become the hottest news, I'll be sorry for those who are working in the company.
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But the consequences of this incident were not just a World Cup stampede.
Compared with the chaos and disaster caused by the urgent need to urinate, the slap Yang Song inadvertently gave himself and the attack on his butt for the purpose of testing caused two more disasters.
Countless doctors who were operating on patients instinctively shook their hands when they received these "two blows", and a medical accident occurred.
People who are working in dangerous environments, people who are engaging in dangerous sports... Two small things, under the magnification of seven billion times, turned into a catastrophe that shocked the world.
Except for "accidents", disputes have arisen in almost all places around the world. No one will allow themselves to be slapped inexplicably. In line with the principle of "finding the real culprit nearby", the resulting disputes, chaos and fights will
Then it broke out all over the world.
Nanjing Road in Shanghai has long been in chaos. Many drivers and passengers jumped from the car onto the road. The reason was that the driver believed that the passenger had beaten him for no reason. For this reason, there was a complete traffic jam in the most prosperous area of Shanghai at night, and the traffic was almost completely paralyzed.
In New York, USA, everyone is staying at home. The streets are almost in complete chaos. People of all colors are wandering between the houses. Chaos is the best opportunity for these idlers who idle around all day long.
Even the police went to the toilet to relieve themselves. Who cares about people like them wandering underground? In less than half an hour, the number of calls to the New York Police Department was bombarded.
A group of people gathered together under the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France. A worker who was doing maintenance work on the tower fell from a hundred meters above. His whole body was turned into a piece of rotten flesh. According to people working around him, he suddenly suffered a sudden death while working.
He was in urgent need of urination. When he secretly relieved himself at the top of the tower, he felt that he had been slapped hard. When he came to his senses, he found that his companion had flown down from the top of the tower.
This series of news was posted to the website as quickly as possible by journalists, and then pushed to the Internet immediately. Looking at the messages that kept popping up on his mobile phone, the cold sweat on Yang Song's back almost covered his whole body.
Soaked.
"Is this all because of me?" Yang Song tried his best to bring the phone closer to his eyes with trembling hands, but found that his hands hardly listened to his words.
His heart was pounding. Yang Song's mood at this moment was definitely not what ordinary people could imagine. Just imagine that hitting yourself to find out if you were dreaming just because you suspected that you were dreaming could lead to such terrible consequences.
Not to mention that if he urinates urgently in his dream, everyone in the world will urinate urgently. Why does everyone in the world urinate urgently if he urinates urgently in his sleep? But after he wakes up and solves the problem, those who need to go to the toilet immediately don't.
What about relieving yourself? Why did his slap in the face directly hit everyone in the face?
Seeing the classmates around him making uniform movements to protect their buttocks with their hands, Yang Song was in a daze for a long time. After a while, he secretly made a decision:
"I absolutely, absolutely cannot let anyone find out!"
Yang Song sat on the stool and said seriously in his heart.
Yang Song’s deskmate, Fatty Gao, suddenly asked Yang Song:
"Yang Song, did you suddenly have a pain in your butt just now?"
Yang Song pretended to be calm and replied: "What's wrong? Don't you see that my hands are the same as yours?"
"Your reaction... is gone."
The tall fat man quickly retracted his confused expression, turned his head away, and looked calm.
He said: "It seems you are just like us."
However, Yang Song felt that Fatty Gao seemed to have discovered something.