After being influenced by the last dream, which was Lux's dream world, how could Yang Song not know the famous guy Deadpool? Not to mention that Chris had only talked to them about Deadpool not long ago.
"How did you get out?" Yang Song said solemnly.
Wade's little face showed a trace of sadness and said: "You don't want to know. This is a sad story. It is even sadder than walking with scissors. Ah, egg yolk pie, apple pie, cream sauce, soda water
, a collection of all the disgusting things I have seen. I really want to forget all that, but it doesn’t matter. I finally came here. I can feel that as long as I am close to you, I can live! I can live forever!
"
Yang Song briefly looked into the drainage channel in the toilet, and then imagined it appropriately. He felt that there was really no need to ask where this hand came from, but he still had a lot of curiosity in his heart.
"Don't you never die? Why are you still like this now?" Yang Song asked in confusion.
Wade smiled bitterly and said: "I don't know either. I just remember that at the last moment, I took advantage of the moment when I was about to disappear and penetrated that person's body with my whole body. Then most of my body was expelled, leaving behind
There were only two hands and my brain in his stomach. I could have been revived earlier, but his stomach acid kept suppressing my body, and eventually all of me entered his intestines. After finally coming out of his body,
There is only such a small amount of body left, and the strange thing is that no matter how I try, I can only maintain this much amount at most and cannot resurrect more body tissues, as if they don't exist at all."
"Wait a minute." Yang Song said expressionlessly: "You came out of his body? Did you kill Mr. Liu?"
"How is it possible! I was still a ball of flesh! How could I have the ability to kill? And do you think I am such a cold-blooded killer? I will kill only if you give me money, otherwise I will not kill. I
He is also a principled mercenary, did you know that?" Wade said angrily.
"Okay, then you were pulled out by him...Pfft! Pulled out!" Yang Song wanted to laugh, but when he thought that he had actually caught this hand, he couldn't laugh anymore and could only look weird.
Looking at this poor hand, how strong does it take to make him look so normal now?
"What does this mean? You have never encountered anything more disgusting. I am cursed with immortality, and with my immortality, I have encountered even the most disgusting places!" Wade said with disdain.
Yang Song waved his hand and said: "Okay, then you have become a hand now, what are you going to do?"
"I want to stay by your side. I can feel that the source that sustains and gives me life is you. If I am far away from you, I am afraid that I will disappear completely, and then I will really die! Can you believe it?
Really? The great Deadpool can actually die? It’s simply ridiculous!” Wade clenched his hands uncontrollably, as if he was really angry now.
"By the way, buddy, if you don't mind, can you give me something to eat? I'm not picky about food. If you can give me some steak or mutton chops, I won't mind!" Wade suddenly said
road.
Yang Song smiled bitterly and said: "Don't worry, they will satisfy all your desires later, and you will definitely become a super hot commodity."
"No! You can't send me to them for research! Otherwise I will kill you! Even if you die, I will die too, but we will die together!" Wade suddenly put his hands on the ground, and then this hand
Then he bounced towards Yang Song.
Yang Song sighed and grabbed the middle part of the hand without blinking. Looking at Wade struggling wildly with his two hands, he smiled bitterly: "You only have one hand left, do you still want to kill me?"
"Damn! Damn! Beast! Shameless! You are simply not a gentleman! You actually handed over a good friend who had gone through all the trouble to come to you to those scientists who deserved to be cut into pieces!" Wade yelled.
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Yang Song quickly raised his index finger and said: "Shh, keep your voice down, otherwise I will really hand you over to those scientists who deserve to be sliced!"
"Okay, we can discuss it. I am very useful, what do you think? Please, don't hand me over to them! I only have one hand left. If I am still being studied, it will be worse than death!" Wei
De immediately stopped yelling and scolding, then looked at Yang Song pitifully and begged.
"Why can't you make yourself smaller? You have to turn yourself into a hand." Yang Song said with a bitter smile.
"I don't know. Maybe it's because the cells in my hand are just around my brain, so they are combined together. Now it's difficult to change into another form, and I don't know what will happen if there is less.
It won't get smaller." Wade said pitifully.
"Does that mean you have to maintain the shape of your hand all the time?" Yang Song twitched the corner of his mouth. This deadpool was so pitiful, and said: "If I were you, it would be better to die."
"How can this be possible! I haven't fulfilled my long-cherished wish yet!" Wade quickly shook his hand and shook his head.
"What is your long-cherished wish?" Yang Song's eyes lit up.
"Kill all the cartoonists! Those guys who play tricks on us all day long!" Wade's eyes showed hatred. For people in the animation world, the person they probably hate the most is the person who created them, right?
Yang Song rubbed his hair in embarrassment. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly heard a rapid unlocking sound coming from outside the room. He was shocked and suddenly looked at Wade. Wade was obviously more sensitive than him. He had already unlocked the door.
The first time he twisted around, as if there were no bones in his arm, he slipped directly out of Yang Song's hand, and then got into the toilet like a loach, without even a splash, except for the
There are only a few ripples left.
Yang Song was still holding an arm in a daze. At the same time, the toilet door was opened, and two soldiers were seen breathing heavily. After seeing Yang Song, they immediately picked him up and left.
bathroom.
"What are you doing? I need to go to the bathroom!" Yang Song panicked. Could it be that they discovered Wade? This is not good. Although he said he would hand it over to the country before, he still sympathized with Wade in his heart.
, he didn’t want to hand Wade over to them, who knew they had already come looking for him.
These two soldiers were just gatekeepers outside, and were under the command of Luo Zan. But now Luo Zan was standing at the door and did not move. The people who came in were not the fierce soldiers that Yang Song imagined, but
A trembling old man in a white coat showed a happy smile to Yang Song and said: "Mr. Yang, after waiting for so long, you are finally willing to cooperate with our work."
"What?" Yang Song was dumbfounded, what the hell is this?
Putting his head to the door of the toilet, Yang Song discovered that the old man turned over the trash can in the toilet without caring about the mess, and opened the toilet paper inside bit by bit as if he was looking for something...
"you……"
"That's right, I am Professor Sun of Genetics, Mr. Yang! Let me ask you a very serious question. Didn't you wash away the things just now?" The professor searched for a long time, and suddenly his expression changed.
He looked at Yang Song and said.
Yang Song covered his face. He suddenly felt that he, like Wade, was hopeless. The two soldiers beside him were laughing crazily. Even Luo Zan, who was standing at the door, couldn't hold back his body shaking crazily.
When I got up, Professor Sun was the only one who remained serious.
"Mr. Yang... Well, what should I tell you? Regular sex is good for physical and mental health. Didn't your health teacher teach you this?" Professor Sun left with a look of resentment on his face, and turned around before leaving.
: "Mr. Yang, if you need help, I can sponsor you some DVDs, guaranteed to be the most exciting. Do you want it?"
"No! No! I don't want it! Please go! I really don't want it! Thank you!" After finally pushing the disappointed Professor Sun away, Yang Song discovered that Xiaorou had gotten up quietly and was sitting in the dim room.
The head of the bed looked at him steadily.
Yang Song smiled awkwardly, Xiaorou also smiled at Yang Song, then stood up and said: "Thank you for letting me sleep here, I... better go back to sleep."
"Wait, don't leave. It's already past five o'clock anyway, so you might as well just sleep here." Yang Song subconsciously tried to persuade him.
Xiaorou chuckled and said, "What? What else do you want to do secretly in the toilet? Do you want me to help you?"
"Of course, oh no, you'd better go back." Yang Song opened the door depressedly, and happened to see Luo Zan and several bodyguards gathering together outside the room to discuss something with strange expressions, and suddenly said out of anger.
: "What are you talking about!"
"Nothing." The bodyguards suddenly regained their cold demeanor and did not answer Yang Song's question at all.
Xiaorou put on her coat and smiled: "Yang Song, you are so cute."
"It's not cute at all." Yang Song was on the verge of crying. This night was simply the most terrifying night in his life. The plots were one after another, and it was even more exciting than a horror movie!
"Actually...if you want to, I won't object, but thank you for respecting me." Xiaorou kissed Yang Song on the face again, and then left in a hurry. Yang Song could see that her eyes were a little twitchy.
Hong, I know that Xiaorou probably didn't sleep much tonight, and she might have been waiting for her.
"Are you voluntary or forced?" Yang Song frowned. Although his subconscious had completely believed Xiaorou, when he thought of Mr. Zheng, Yang Song couldn't help but think wildly in his heart. Xiaorou said
She said she didn't want to choose between herself and Mr. Zheng. In fact, her attitude tonight showed what her choice was.
"You knew what was going to happen, but you still came here, and you chose Mr. Zheng. You just felt guilty for me, so you kept sleeping in my room... In the end, it's okay, at least you feel guilty for me." Yang Song
He suddenly laughed and then closed the door again. It didn't matter that Xiaorou was gone. He felt that there were more important things to do now.
Taking off his pants, Yang Song sat on the toilet. Of course, he was wearing underwear. He had a feeling that Wade should still be in the toilet.
Yang Song whistled a few times, thinking Wade could hear it.
"Phew!" Just as the whistle ended, Yang Song suddenly felt a chill in his butt, and something as soft as a loach got into his underwear, and then slid up along his clothes towards his chest.
"That person just installed a surveillance camera in the toilet, behind the trash can." Wade's voice was very low, and even Yang Song might not have been able to hear him if he hadn't inherited the sensitive physical qualities of hunter Yang Song.
Yang Song pretended as if nothing had happened, stood up and pulled up his pants, then went back to the bed. After lying down for a few seconds, he pulled the quilt and covered his body in it. However, at this moment, Yang Song smelled a faint fragrance.
"The taste of Xiaorou." Yang Song smiled intoxicatedly.
"Hey, my brother, thank you for not betraying me. I think we can become good friends!" Wade chuckled.
Yang Song rolled his eyes and said: "What's the use of good friends? Don't worry, you will be discovered soon. You can't hide from me all the time."
"It's okay, I can hide in the sewers. I just met a new friend. He has been hanging around in the sewers for a long time, but I defeated him. He is now my little brother, hehe." Wade smiled.
"You got me wrong. What I mean is, what are you for? Don't tell me that I concealed your existence just to get a chat partner?" Yang Song smiled bitterly.
"How is this possible! I am an excellent mercenary. As long as I teach you, you will soon become the next murderous mercenary! Haha! Of course, the premise is that you have to pay me enough!