"Stop looking, come with me, and be mentally prepared. Being disabled is normal, so be aware."
That bitch named Taoer coldly ignored me and turned around and walked outside.
Hey, damn it, I feel extremely depressed, what is this? Is it useful to learn real martial arts from a sissy?
The aggrievedness and bitterness in my heart made me listless, and all the lofty ambitions I had before were instantly wiped out by my mother-in-law.
I followed him around and went to a corner of the Qingshi Terrace. What made me depressed was that the bitch led me directly to the training ground for those arrogant little Taoist priests!
"Aren't you going to teach your skills one-on-one? You don't want me to be a meat bun among them, right?"
I asked the motherfucker in surprise. Unexpectedly, the motherfucker turned around and smiled at me. I felt like vomiting just looking at that charming bitch of his!
"You guessed it right, today's first lesson is for you to learn how to take a beating! The key to true martial arts is just two words: "Resist beatings!" Only by building up your physical fitness can you learn more advanced boxing skills, otherwise the basics will be lost.
You can’t learn anything if you’re not stable.”
"You..." I was so angry that I was trembling all over, and I couldn't hold back the words that came to my lips.
"Come on, little noob, let us play with you, be prepared, this is how we got through it!"
A handsome little Taoist priest walked up to me politely and patted me gently on the shoulder.
I thought I had met someone I could talk to, but the next moment, the little Taoist priest with a human face and an animal heart rounded his fist and punched me in the lower abdomen!
I was caught off guard and was punched by him. It hurt so hard that my eyes were filled with stars!
"You...you fucking sneak attack!" I covered my stomach and glared at the handsome little Taoist priest.
"Hey, I'm just putting money into your pocket. Learn how to do it. This is called war, and when a person's defense is lowest, it's the best time to strike! Remember!"
He taught me without shame, and the little Taoist priests next to him held their stomachs and laughed non-stop!
Damn it! You can just use dirty tricks, and you also say that a soldier never tires of deceit, okay! I remember, I won’t be a man if I don’t avenge this!
"Hoho? What's wrong, you're not convinced? That's pretty good. I like such a strong-willed person best! Come along, junior fellow apprentices, and give him a grand meeting gift!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the little Taoist priests who were watching the theater next to him suddenly had fierce looks in their eyes, and they all rushed towards me desperately.
I'm going! This battle! It's okay if I get caught. Let alone practicing any real martial arts, it will be great if I can get down the mountain safely.
I started running like crazy, but what surprised me was that they didn't chase me anymore!
This makes me very strange, hey! I was too naive and underestimated that damn sissy named Taoer.
He looked at me mischievously and didn't get angry or scold me! He just let me run away like crazy!
"I'm going to tell you that your uncle is up to another dirty trick!"
I was stupid. When I ran out of the bluestone platform, I couldn't move at all. No matter how hard I tried with my legs, I couldn't move!
I was horrified, I didn't know what was happening!
"You, you, you! Carry that kid back and beat him up!" The mother-in-law calmly directed a few Taoist priests to carry me back.
To be honest, I don't know what happened, but I can feel what's going to happen next!
"Run! Why don't you run! Let you run! Let you run..."
The fists and feet like raindrops kept hitting me, and my whole body was bruised and swollen.
"If I were you, I would have a better memory. This place is not a place where you can run around casually. There are many magic circles outside the bluestone platform." The damn sissy stepped on my door and smiled sadly.
road.
"You... you! Wait for me! I..."
Before I could finish speaking, the damn bitch stepped on my mouth again!
I hate him so much, please remember, don’t let me catch the chance, otherwise I will make you come back thousands of times!
Just like that, I was brutally ravaged by others all morning. There was not a single part of my body that was healthy. I was all bruised and bruised by those bastard Taoist priests.
"Okay! Let's go to dinner! Leave him alone!"
The damn bitch greeted the juniors and disappeared in a flash.
In the large bluestone square, I was left lying on the ground looking up at the sky.
"Damn it, these people are so inhumane. Old Man Han, please remember, one day I will tear down your Taoist temple!"
I lay on the ground panting heavily and didn't want to move at all. It hurt so much that my whole body hurt terribly!
At this moment, a figure walked towards me slowly, and I instinctively hugged my head to protect my head.
"Well, not bad, not bad! The crisis response was quite good. It seems that the results this morning were quite effective!"
The voice is so familiar! Damn it! It’s Old Man Han!
He bent over and looked down at me!
I gasped violently and wanted to tear him into pieces with my eyes! If possible, I hope to execute him Ling Chi with my eyes!
"Don't look at me with such vicious eyes. I'm doing this for your own good! If you can't endure even the slightest pain, then how can you practice true martial arts?"
He looked at me with a mischievous smile, and his smile was so brilliant. If I could still move, I would definitely pull his bark face down and rest on his butt!
"Just lie down and be content. If Old Man Wu was training you, you would definitely be several times worse off. There are more fun things to do in the afternoon, so I won't play with you anymore. I have to go to Old Man Wu to find him."
Drink tea and play chess.”
After saying that, Old Man Han hummed a little tune and left me!
I regretted it so much. I felt like I had entered the wrong door. I had entered a fucking den of thieves! I really wanted to just climb down the mountain and leave this hellish place! But the severe pain in my body made it impossible for me to move at all.
The sun is fierce and scorching my body mercilessly. I feel so useless! I'm afraid I won't be able to fulfill my promise to Kuizi today. How can I still have the energy to fight Kuizi for 500 rounds when I look like this?
!
"Ah...ah...!"
I screamed in grievance, venting my inner dissatisfaction. Maybe this would make me feel better!
"Why are you noisy, what are you shouting about! Who is who? Help me shut his mouth, he is annoying to death!"
I'm going! I suddenly trembled and hurriedly shut my mouth. Those fierce men came back, and that damn bitch led a group of people towards me in a hurry!
Friends, do you know what despair feels like? I am so fucking desperate right now!
"Not bad! He is quite resistant to beatings. He is a little stronger than I thought. Yes, he still has the strength to shout. It seems that the dose I gave is not enough, brothers! Work, hit! Hit hard!
Beat him until he can't speak!"
I immediately got scared, damn! This damn bitch is so damn cruel, she doesn’t even treat me as a human being!