As a beast, I was still standing on the old locust tree, longing for Tao'er to be beaten up, and the Han family to be dismantled! Now that I think about it, I really want to slap myself in the face.
I took a deep breath and asked, "How much time is left for the Xuanmen assessment?"
Old Man Han's eyes suddenly lit up and he looked at me with a smile.
"You want to help my humble family preserve its inheritance?"
"I have an idea, but you also know that I am a novice. If there are still two or three years left, I can help you get through this. The problem is that you have to tell me how much time is left for the assessment."
Hearing what I said, Old Man Han shook his head helplessly.
"Time is running out, there are still three months. It will be difficult to pass the exam in three months!"
I immediately fell asleep. Three months to pass the Taoist examination? Isn’t this fantastic!
"Isn't there a shortcut to quickly improve your strength? I also want to keep the Yan family's inherited secrets!"
Old Man Han was silent for a long time and looked at me blankly for a long time.
Why are you so cold, old man! Your eyes are very ambiguous!
"Yes, yes, but...but I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it, and I also used this method to quickly improve my strength. When our older generation fought against the Zombie King and the Ghost King, we suffered numerous casualties, and I relied on that method to quickly improve myself.
It’s time to protect the poor family that is in dire straits.”
Old Man Han said it very seriously, not like he was joking with me at all.
"Is Old Man Wu like that too?" I asked curiously.
"Yes! He also used that to seem to have saved Wumen."
I was a little excited and a little shocked! "Is it the legendary way of teaching people to people? Give me your internal skills?"
Old Man Han's head was suddenly covered with black lines, and Tao'er couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Is this funny? Isn’t it true?
"You kid, you have watched too much TV, and you still teach people Kung Fu! You have a pretty good idea." Old Man Han said with disdain.
"What kind of method is that? You should tell me quickly. I'm always telling you off. It's hard to chat with you and Old Man Wu. I'm always being asked to guess. It's annoying to death."
I complained depressedly, but Taoer burst into laughter again.
I also feel a sense of accomplishment. I don’t want to see Taoer looking depressed all day long. Wouldn’t it be good to smile more? How beautiful!
"Isn't that a shortcut? To put it bluntly, it means that you will be tortured every day, putting your body in a state of frequent death, and then use poor medicine to help assist in the treatment, so that the body that is dying can absorb the maximum effect of the medicine to the greatest extent.
Medication improves your physique and forcibly brings it to a new level in a short period of time!"
What Old Man Han said was very clear, but the hair on my head stood up when I heard it! Frequent death state? You really know how to play!
"Hey, I won't force you. After all, this is my Han family's business. You are still young and you still have time to learn the ropes. As long as you don't reveal your identity, you can keep your family's inheritance."
Old Man Han seemed to have aged a lot! His whole person became completely lost.
Tao'er was also extremely frustrated, clenching her fists tightly, biting her lips until the skin broke, and traces of blood kept flowing down.
Hey, I can guarantee it! If Taoer were a boy, she would definitely accept the method proposed by Old Man Han without any hesitation!
"Then... then come on! Damn it! As long as you can't die, old man Han, you have to promise me! Just promise that you won't kill me!"
Old Man Han immediately nodded his head and agreed: "Don't worry! I will never kill you! If you are willing to help me, I, Old Man Han, owe you my life!"
"I'm not interested in your life! I only want one condition!"
I stared at Old Man Han seriously.
Old Man Han also looked at me seriously: "Tell me! Whatever the conditions are, as long as I can fulfill them, I will agree to you as much as possible!"
I looked at Tao'er who looked grateful and smiled and said: "From now on! Tao'er is not allowed to pretend to be a man! She can be herself upright and the most beautiful version of herself!"
Old Man Han's eyes were filled with tears in an instant. He raised a trembling old hand and patted my shoulder heavily.
Tao'er also looked at me with tearful eyes, almost crying.
I quickly made a face at Tao'er, but unexpectedly, I immediately made her burst into laughter.
Ahaha, at this moment I feel that I am super great, Taoer should change her view of me now!
"Okay, if you want to destroy me, you can start again tomorrow. I have to have a good sleep. It's almost dawn, so let me enjoy the last happy time."
Unexpectedly, Tao'er burst out laughing again.
Old Man Han also wiped away a handful of old tears with a smile and waved to me.
"Come with me, I'll take you to rest."
Unexpectedly, Taoer suddenly changed into a different person. In fact, her voice was really beautiful, so sweet! It was really hard for her to pretend to be a man by lowering her voice.
"Okay! Excuse me, Tao'er, why don't you just talk like this? Your voice is so sweet! It would be great to be such a beautiful woman from now on!"
"Stop talking nonsense and come with me." Tao'er actually put her hair down and turned to face me with a smile.
At that moment, my heart suddenly stopped! It’s so... Mrs.... so beautiful!
Taoer led me into a fragrant room!
"Ho!" I gasped immediately, this... this is actually Tao'er's boudoir!
"You can just sleep tonight. I'll just make a bed on the floor and you sleep in my bed."
She pulled me to her bed, went to the cabinet next to her, took out a quilt, covered it on the floor, and fell asleep on it casually.
"Tao'er! How about you sleep on the bed and I sleep on the floor? There's a lot of air on the ground and it's cold."
What I actually want to say is, Taoer, why don't you just make do with it and sleep in the same bed with me.
"It's okay. I practice Qi every day. This earth Qi is nothing. Stop talking and have a good rest."
After saying that, Taoer turned sideways and went to sleep.
I looked at her stubborn look and honestly felt a little uncomfortable. I, a grown man, let a woman sleep on the floor and on my bed! What the hell is this!
A bold idea suddenly emerged from the bottom of my heart!
I took a few deep breaths of air, suddenly picked up Tao'er and carried her to the bed.
"You..." Tao'er was shocked! She thought I was going to do something evil to her.
"You sleep on the bed! I sleep on the floor, otherwise I'll bore you to death. I'm a nag and I'll tell you. If you dare to refuse me again... I'll spank you!"
Unexpectedly, Taoer glared at me fiercely and ignored me again.
Haha! Women! You have to be ruthless before she can obey you!
I laughed and got on the floor, wow! It smells so good! Tao'er smelled so good after being covered with the quilt for a while. It would be so nice to hold her to sleep.
Hey! This is just my dirty thinking. If I really dare to do anything to Tao'er, Old Man Han will jump over from next door and kill me with a knife. Besides, Tao'er has just changed his mind about me, and I don't want to