"This divine fire... is indeed... a very powerful power." Jing'er murmured, but her face was full of worry.
I nodded: "Well, maybe my divine fire can really help, and I will go with you when the time comes. I have one more request! Let my brother join in!"
Jing'er's eyes lit up and she asked, "Are they Dali and Ding Yong?"
I nodded. To be honest, I wanted to see how they were progressing during this period, and I also wanted them to practice with the special police.
I gave them a call, and they agreed immediately, and they were very excited!
The whole afternoon passed! Kui Zi! Dali! Ding Yong! Jian also came to the police station!
They asked me excitedly: "How can we help?"
I frowned: "First of all, we are not the police, and secondly, you have no moral integrity. The main reason for participating in this operation is to gain experience! Everyone, please pay attention to safety and don't make mistakes."
Dali said: "We are virgins, so boy's urine can be considered a magic weapon, right?"
Ding Yong also said: "Yes, yes, I am also a virgin, and I also have boy urine."
Kuiko smiled awkwardly: "I...count me in."
Seeing that the four of us have such a strong sense of justice, Jing'er smiled slightly and said, "Okay, if the four of you insist on coming, that's fine, but please don't rely on others to show off. Safety comes first, you know?"
We nodded and high-fived in congratulations.
Officer He said: "Then let's discuss a plan, Xiao Yang, and call all the other SWAT teams."
After discussing the details, we each prepared things. To be honest, preparation before the war was quite tiring.
"Brother Zhen, everything is ready as you ordered." Kuizi walked into the Paranormal Investigation Department carrying a large bag of sulfur powder and a bucket of cigarette tar.
I looked at Kuizi and smiled and said, "Are you too prepared? By the way, where are Ding Yong and Dali?"
Kui Zi said speechlessly: "According to what they said, they were going to prepare some emergency supplies."
"Emergency supplies? Officer He has emergency supplies? There is no need to buy them."
I couldn't figure it out either, so I said, "We're going to take action tomorrow night. Let's have a good rest tonight."
Kuizi looked at me with a smile and said, "How can I sleep? Those three evil spirits do all kinds of evil, and they have to be caught before I can sleep well. Moreover, our strength has only improved a little bit. If we really have to make more preparations, we can't sleep well."
It’s a hindrance, and it’s embarrassing to say it.”
I looked at Kuizi with a smile, feeling warm in my heart. Kuizi must have been having a hard time these days, but she never complained to me.
I asked: "Have you memorized the formula I taught you?"
"How difficult it is," Kui Zi smiled slightly: "I have already memorized it by heart!"
There was a knock on the door outside. I went to open the door and was dumbfounded.
Kuizi and Jing'er saw me dumbfounded and asked curiously: "What's wrong with me?"
I raised my hand and said with a smile: "Kuizi, Jing'er, come out quickly, there are two top-notch products here, it's amazing!"
I smiled as I opened the door, and two strangely dressed men strode in.
Jing'er raised her eyebrows and couldn't help laughing: "Dali, Ding Yong, what are you two doing!? You don't have to buy so much even if I ask you to buy things!"
I saw Ding Yong and Dali covered with garlic, Five Emperors coins, ancient jade, fluorescent lamps, peach wood swords, Zhong Kui statues, crosses, Jesus statues, dragon heads, horse bodies, unicorns... and so on and so on.
There are also two canine teeth hanging from the ears, so there is nothing in the mouth.
Ding Yong waved his hand, trying to stop Jing'er's laughter: "Don't laugh, this is our magic weapon."
"That's right!" Dali nodded meaningfully: "It can also be said to be a secret weapon."
I took a mahogany sword from Ding Yong's hand and asked: "You have shown these things in front of you, how can it be considered a secret?"
Dali Ding Yong frowned: "Yes, it seems that this is no longer a secret weapon, this is a military exercise!"
Kui Zi was also amused by them: "Are you exaggerating? Why did Jesus even run out? Who is this?" She picked up a small statue hanging around Dali's neck and asked.
Dali chuckled: "This is the incarnation of Zeus, isn't it awesome?"
I was speechless: "Why did you invite this old man here too?! You are speaking Mandarin. Can a foreigner like him understand you?"
Dali said with disdain: "Kuizi has said that sincerity leads to spiritual success. If you pray with your heart, it will always be effective."
Ding Yong also retorted: "It is also said in "The Grandmaster", "If you never forget it, there will be repercussions!", I say you are really stupid!"
Jing'er pointed to the bag tied around Ding Yong's trousers and asked, "Ding Yong, what is this bag of yours?"
Ding Yong smiled evilly and said proudly: "This is really powerful! I'm afraid I'll scare you if I tell you!"
Dali nodded again pretending to be mature and said: "If what we carry is a secret weapon, then this big bag is simply a magic weapon."
I was very curious, so I grabbed it and opened it. My face turned green with anger. He slammed the bag of artifacts on Ding Yong's face: "Underwear!? Where did you get this big bag of women's underwear?"
of?!"
Ding Yong was not angry at being stripped of his underwear. Instead, he smiled and said, "Yes, this is the folk exorcism weapon - the middle-aged aunt's red underwear. The most important thing is the pants, you know! We are
It took a long time to clean it up!”
Dali took out a few pairs from inside and handed them to me: "I know you're such a slut, so I specially left a lace one for you, take it!"
"Go away!" I glared at them and cursed, "You're not serious at all!"
Kui Zi smiled and said: "Okay, okay, now that everyone is here, I will start teaching you some formulas and spells that can protect your body and life. I learned them in "The Divine Calculation of Heaven and Earth"."
When we heard that Kuizi was about to teach, we closed our mouths with excitement and gathered around Kuizi to listen carefully. Kuizi has a good figure, with S-shaped curves, and her body has a charming fragrance, let alone talking to her.
She makes me happy when she talks, and I understand her very clearly when I listen to her lectures like this.
"What I'm teaching you now is the "Pure Mind Mantra". This mantra is used to eliminate distracting thoughts and calm the mind. This mantra can make the ordinary mind enter the silence, return to the Taoist mind, enter the tranquility, and protect the soul.
The role of protecting the soul."
We nodded repeatedly. They were no stupider than me. Moreover, they quickly learned the "Heart-Purifying Curse". Kuizi taught a few people some tricks to ward off evil spirits, and then taught us some common sense about the magic circle.
Kuizi said: "Since the four of you are virgins, I will teach you how to use this "boy's exorcism array." This array is relatively simple and practical. The four of you stand in the four directions of Qinglong, White Tiger, Xuanwu, and Suzaku.
Performing his duties while reciting the mantras and incantations can have a very good protective effect on the spell caster in the center of the formation."