Kui Zi growled: "No rest! Didn't Master tell you to practice your courage? This is the place to practice your courage!"
Although I was furious in my heart, I still had to apologize and said with a smile: "Sister Kuizi, do we really want to play so big? Look at how penetrating this sinister wind is. There aren't many beautiful men in the world, so you've wasted four of them in vain, so you're not afraid.
Punishment from God!?”
Kui Zi suppressed the joy in her heart, pretended not to hear, shook her head and swung her whip and scolded: "If your courage is as awesome as your talk, you will be the king of heaven!"
When she saw that I was secretly hiding something in my trouser pocket, she immediately cursed: "What are you hiding? Take it out!"
I kept shaking my head and stepped back: "Sister Kuizi, let's just say goodbye to this!"
"Bring it here quickly. Brother Zhen, this is for your own good. You really need to improve your strength." Kuizi was not afraid that I would take advantage of her. She rummaged through the contents of my trouser pocket and unexpectedly found a silver coin.
Quality cross!
She couldn't help but laugh: "I told you, are you stupid? This is the mysterious Eastern world, and the cross doesn't work!"
"You think I don't know?" I said with a sad face: "I want to bring a mahogany sword, but the mahogany sword is too big and difficult to hide."
Just when I started a new round of talk, a piercing scream came from the mountain grave in the distance!
Everyone was shocked and looked at it together!
I saw a man in tattered clothes running out like crazy, shouting: "There is a ghost! There is a ghost!"
"Is there a ghost!?" I panicked and hurriedly hid behind Kui Zi: "Senior sister, senior sister! That person said there is a ghost!"
Kui Zi bumped my chest with her elbow and cursed: "If nothing happens, just Kui Zi Kui Zi. If there is a ghost, just Senior Sister. When will you be more obedient? When you have developed your courage and learned magic powers, are you still afraid of wandering ghosts?"
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Dali and others immediately hid behind Kui Zi and said with a smile: "We haven't practiced yet, you have to cover us, good senior sister!"
Kuiko shook her head: "Take this opportunity, the four of you go and see what happened."
The coward Da Li felt a little worried: "Have we only been in the industry for a few days? Now we dare to catch ghosts?"
"What are you afraid of? Who doesn't practice like this?" Kui Zi blamed: "If you don't go, that person will be in danger! Here, the magic talisman!"
"Damn it, I have divine fire protection, am I still afraid of him?" Seeing the emergency, I gritted my teeth and shouted: "Boy guerrilla, come with me!"
"If you die, die. Once you enter this door, you must move forward bravely!"
I took the magic talisman from Kui Zi and rushed over first. When the three of them saw that I had the courage to rush forward, they also shouted and followed quickly.
"Help!!"
The man who was being chased by the ghost was even more shocked when he saw the four of me running towards him. He couldn't help shouting, "Oh my God! There are four more ghosts here!"
He ignored the calls from the four of me and turned around and hid in the grass. Judging from his appearance, he seemed to be very frightened.
Ding Yong was tall and long, so he threw himself into the grass and pulled the man out. I slapped the man conveniently: "Hey, hey! Wake up! We are human beings!"
The man was slapped, and he was even more frightened: "Ghosts are beating people! Ghosts are beating people! Help, Third Master! I don't dare to do it anymore! I don't dare to do it anymore!"
At this time, a cold laughter came from low in the sky: "No one has come to accompany me for a long time. It has been so long that I have forgotten the taste of human flesh. I must have a good taste today."
"Eating human flesh? Such a ferocious ghost?" I was shocked. I took a few steps back and cursed loudly like Kuizi did: "What kind of monster are you! If you have the guts, don't hide your head and tail!"
The other people also put on fighting postures and roared into the darkness: "Don't be so presumptuous! If you have the guts, come out and fight!"
"Battle!?" The voice chuckled: "Little brat, when your grandfather and I were ghosts, you were still wearing crotchless pants!"
I bit the bullet and cursed: "Where's the grandpa back!? He hides his head and shows his tail, what a **** grandson!"
Ding Yong also cursed loudly: "Yes, he is still a scared-to-death grandson who only scares people who have never seen the world."
As soon as a few of us scolded each other, we became more courageous.
The voice seemed a little angry: "Whose grandson are you calling!?" He retracted his voice and revealed his true form. It turned out to be an old man. Oh, sorry, it's an old man ghost.
I held my pocket and pulled out the magic talisman at any time: "Old man, what do you want in the middle of the night!?"
The old man smiled strangely, and his thin face immediately turned pale, and a few black teeth suddenly appeared: "What? Of course I will eat you!"
"Bah!"
I scolded: "Eat, eat, eat, let me see what you eat!? I see you are so thin that you are skin and bones, and all your teeth are gone!"
"Why does this man's mouth sound like a machine gun?"
The old man didn't expect that these people were not afraid of him at all, and he was very depressed. In order to cover up his embarrassment, he hurriedly cursed: "What's wrong with me being thin!? You can control it? At such a young age, you can control it so leniently!"
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The crazy man slowly came to his senses, and when he saw the four of us arguing with a ghost, he asked, "What are you doing? Is it interesting to argue like this? And you, a stinky old man."
, you are a ghost and I am a human being, why are you scaring me!?"
"Oh, let me go! Your question is really idiotic!" The ghost asked back: "The fun of being a ghost is to scare people. If I don't scare people, what kind of ghost should I do?"
I couldn't help but curse: "Damn it, did you know that looking like this in this barren mountain would scare people crazy!?"
The old man got angry: "Hey! I just scared him, are you done with it? If you continue to scold me like this, I will get angry! Ghosts also have dignity!"
It turns out that this old man ghost is a funny ghost.
"How dare you speak harshly after you have done something wrong!?" I scolded: "You have done something wrong and why can't you stop scolding me? Why don't you go to heaven!? Believe it or not, I will take you away after soaking in boy's urine!?"
After all, I really want to take off my pants and expose his golden gun. I don't believe I can't cure him!
When the old man heard what I said, he was stunned and actually sat on the ground and started crying.
Everyone was confused, and I was not angry: "Hey, old man! Why don't you cry when I scold you a few times!?"
"I cry your mother!"
The old man ghost wiped his tears and cried: "Do you think I want to stay in this wretched place!? I have long wanted to go to heaven. I can't eat or sleep well here. The house is leaking. There hasn't been a ghost in a month.
Come and chat with me. Occasionally, some people come by. I want to ask them to burn some money for me, but they are all cowards. They don’t even see my shadow, so they run away without a trace, even though I have no shadow.
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The man in tattered clothes asked: "I said you old man, you are actually a poor man. You call me when you call me. Why do you sneer and call people at the same time? Don't you know how terrifying this is!?"
The old man scolded back: "You are also a coward. When I call you, your jaw drops to the ground in fright, and you run away without tightening your pants. You are such a coward."
The man couldn't help but blush and explained: "I...I just finished peeing and forgot to tighten my pants!"
The old man got even angrier: "Fuck you, uncle, you can pee, why do you have to pee in my house!? Do you know that the only household appliances I have are all wet by you!?"
"This...I..."
The man seemed speechless and could only say: "After I was driven to this place, I felt scared. When I felt scared, I had to urinate urgently. I took off my pants and peed directly! What's more, you don't have a tombstone!" "
After hearing this, the four of us finally understood what was going on.
"Your penis is so big that it actually wetted other people's houses!" I cursed in a low voice, "It's really wrong for you to pee in a human room."
He turned around and said to the old man: "It's not right for you to scare him."
The old ghost couldn't help but get angry: "What's wrong with me!? If it were another ghost, the house would be flooded with urine. If that ghost doesn't break his toothpick, I'll recognize you as my grandfather!"
The frightened man knew that he was in the wrong, so he hesitated and said: "Then I will burn a big house for you, pack you a few boxes of 10 billion pieces of paper money, and give you a few wives and slaves, and a whole house of brand new clothes for you." Home appliances, a 60-inch color TV, a massage chair, an air-energy water heater, and a marble tombstone, let’s just turn the page on this matter, what do you think!?”
The old man thought for a while and said, "That's okay! You guys proved it. He didn't do it. Don't blame me for seeking revenge on him!"
The shrewd Ding Yong took out a card from his bag and handed it to the man: "This is a paper-making shop run by our senior sister. We guarantee that the products are of good craftsmanship and high quality. If you spend over 2,000 yuan, you will get a piece painted by a great fairy." The magic talisman can cure all kinds of diseases. If you spend three thousand, you will be given a photo of our four senior brothers. It can ward off evil spirits!"
The man took the card and asked doubtfully: "No discount?"
Dali also helped and said: "Discounts, 92% off when you spend 1,000, 96% off when you spend 2,000, 92% off when you spend 3,000, the more you buy, the more you get, the more discounts you get!"
I snickered in my heart: "Isn't this three thousand discount the same as one thousand discount? These two are really born to do business."
The man flexed his fingers and smiled: "Your store is quite a deal! There are so many discounts!"
I looked at him and asked: "Who are you? What's your name? What on earth do you want to do here by yourself in this barren mountain? Who is the third master you called just now?"
The young man replied calmly: "The third master is my savior, and he is also my boss. My name is Zhang Jie. I was punished by the third master and left here to spend the night because I did something wrong."
"Dumping you in this wild cemetery in the middle of the night?" I sneered, "Your boss is pretty cruel too."
The old man joked: "Looking at how sneaky you are, you must have committed some crime."
Zhang Jie glanced at him and said: "I was punished because I didn't protect the young lady well. Who knew I would be so unlucky to meet you? Damn it, my peeing is really expensive!"
Kui Zi came up a long time ago, and when she saw five people and one ghost talking to each other, she was also curious in her heart, so she just listened quietly from the side.